Greetings Earthlings! I'm Total Katastrophe. Some of you might know me from GameFAQs (Where I post as Toad King. See the similarity?). Before we go on, here's some info on me:

Name: Total Katastrophe (real name withheld, and you can just refer to me as TK.)
Age: 14
Grade: 9th
Gender: Male
Birthday: May 11 (Which year? You do the math!)
Location: U.S.A., and that's all I'm giving out.
Likes: Computers, Drawing cartoons, Writing short stories, math, stand-up comedy, sleeping, 8-Bit Theater, GameFAQs.com, Canadians, British comedy, reading the dictionary, Gamecube, Game Boy Advance, a certain site that doesn't exist (_)
Dislikes: Politics, Internet pop-ups, annoying brothers, racists (especially those racist towards Canadians), sexists, pun jokes, hypocrites, X-Box, N-Gage
Game Systems Owned: Super NES, Game Boy Advance, Playstation 2, PC, Gamecube
Current games playing: Mario Kart: Double Dash!! (GCN), Metriod Prime (GCN), Super Mario Sunshine (GCN)
Favorite Story Genres: Humor, Romance (I tend to include both in all stories I write, no matter the genre. A habbit of mine
Favorite Shippings: Wind. Period
Shippings I dislike: Mud (It's overtaken this site)

And here are some of my recent projects:

Trip around Weyard: A Golden Sun mini-series of mine (Humor/Parody; can also be found on GameFAQs) with the party traveling around to visit all the people they promised to. *POSTPONED*

Dark Sun's Rising: Another Golden Sun story (General/Romance) where Isaac and friends set off to stop Alex from murdering Isaac and plunging Weyard into eternal darkness (no pun intended). *POSTPONED*

Winds of Change: (Romance/Drama) A story I thought up quickly and I enjoy writing for. Expect it to be updated frequently and last long. *SEE? I TOLD YOU SO!*

Well, I finally got around to updating my 'Winds of Change' fic. Wo ho!

That's about it for now! Don't forget to always R&R, and in the moral words of Black Mage from 8-Bit Theater:

"And remember; with great power, comes the opportunity to abuse that power!"

See ya!