Various one shots Harry's various naughty adventures(or misadventures, depending on your angle), with women. Not for children.

Hiccup and Astrid always knew they wanted a family. But who knew having kids would make their life such a great adventure! A series of connected one shots chronicling Hiccup and Astrid's future family life. (Mostly HTTYD 1,2 and TV series compliant. Canon Divergence from HTTYD 3)

Harry and friends are set to start their third year at Hogwarts. Harry's hopeful for a drama free year, but with his godfather being an escaped convict, his plans to reform Slytherin House, and Hogsmeade weekends, he has low expectations. The sequel to 'A Chance Encounter,'

Beginning in the graveyard, Harry fails to reach the cup to escape but is saved by an unexpected person thought long dead. Harry learns what it is to be a Potter and starts his journey to finish Voldemort once and for all. NO SLASH. Rated M for language, gore etch. A story of realism and Harry coming into his own.

Saren doesn't like children. They're messy. Demanding. Helpless. With his line of work he never expected it to be an issue. That was before he was tasked with transporting the most disagreeable five-year old passenger in history to the nearest refugee facility. Or the one where Saren ends up raising an orphaned Shepard. (Eventual Shakarian.)

Reborn in a new world after he is killed by Zeus here lies Percy Jackson, but this is not your simple world. This world is complete with its own Adventures, Dragons, Dungeons, and just about anything you can imagine. Now follow percy and his path for divinity. Also this world works just like a video game. Percy/Gaia/Zoe/Artemis/Bianca/Chaos/Khione/Hestia/Hera/Piper

Hiccup couldn't deny fate; soon the Vikings of Berk would discover Toothless- his best and only friend. With careful preparation, he fakes his own death and leaves Berk, with no intention of ever returning. But even as he grows into a powerful man and meets the woman of his dreams, Hiccup knows he cannot simply forget the place of his birth. After all, he's their only hope.. (HxOC)

End of 3rd year. While Sirius is on trial to prove his innocence, Harry is abandoned by the Dursleys who, after the Marge incident, have enough of him. Luckily Harry's picked up by Bill Weasley. And ends up joining Bill on a Cursbreaking expedition to Cambodia. He gets far more than he asking for! Disturbing news, promises, trouble and danger keep following Harry's every step.

There was no Inquisitor so dangerous and dogged than the Seventh Sister. She survived Maul. She outlived Thrawn. And after years of hunting, she's finally caught up with her long-time opponent, Ezra Bridger. She meant to recruit him. To make him her apprentice. She couldn't have been more wrong... Warnings: Scenes of violence, erotica and implied suicide.

ME2 Timeline: While on a mission to recover a supply cache, Shepard uses an untested heavy weapon with unexpected results. The blast from the weapon disables the squad's translators. During this time, Shepard feels compelled to reveal her true feelings for Garrus, knowing he cannot understand her. Or can he? One shot Shakarian, fluffly, humor, love, cute.

A fill for the Tumblr prompt: What are you wearing? - Garrus and Jane are on a do-nothing mission when he gets a very devious idea to help pass the time.

Harry finally decides to take back his freedom. This story was written by Lucifael and i am mearly putting it on this site word for word.

AU Jane Shepard has been homeless on Earth for most of her life until Saren passed by one day during the winter. She returned a package to him which he accidentally dropped simply out of sheer kindness. Saren returned the favor by taking her in so he could at least give her a second chance at life, which would start a close bond that would improve Saren's impression on humans.

Mass Effect. In a universe where; Commander Shepard of the Alliance Military, didn't die. She finds herself attending to some important business. Such as, getting a part for the engineering team, before they blow a gasket.

In which Shepard attempts to help Garrus plan a surprise for Tali and shenanigans ensue.

A series of drabbles following Commander Shepard and her daily life as a person with ADHD. Set in ME2, might do a second half with ME3 scenes if asked. Mostly fluff and silliness.

Dialogue prompt: Shakarian / "Ignore me, I didn't see anything."

"Legion?" Shepard called out. "What is that?" /"Our earlier review of human history has lead us to discover an ancient test meant to distinguish between organic and machines." He explained. "The 'Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart'. By bypassing this test, we will prove that geth are more than simply machines." *Or, the one about CAPTCHAs.*

Turians' bodies simply aren't made for cuddling, but Garrus has no problem making a few sacrifices. Garrus x Shepard fluff.

After further consensus, we have decided it is time for a sequel. Legion and Socks are back, and our favorite feline has plenty of a mark to make on the crew of the Normandy! From making people's lives difficult, and interrupting Thane's down time, to stealing Garrus' visor(and Kasumi's heart while he's at it), Socks will go above and beyond from his perch on Legion's head.

On her way to a briefing, Shepard overhears her companions' opinions of her driving.

Tess Shepard has always used yoga as a way to keep herself calm and focused. Someone threatens to disrupt it.

One shot of two-year-old Caius Vakarian being a mischevious bugger.

What if Harry didn't bump into the Weasleys at Kings Cross on his first day? What if he met another family? A family that knew his parents. This simple encounter will set him on a different path including new friends and new ambitions. Includes: Slytherin!Harry, Good!Dumbledore, Conflicted!Snape, & Supportive!Remus. Years 1-2. Complete! The Sequel is posted.

Among Turians, eating live rodents is considered the ultimate act of manliness. Ashley Williams is NOT amused.(a small tie-in with my fic How To Be A Rogue, reading it is not necessary).

We all have those days...

Commander Shepard decides the Normandy's crew is celebrating Christmas, and hastily comes up with a secret Santa gift exchange in the process. Written for the fic exchange in the Mass Effect FanFiction Writers group on Facebook! Happy holidays!

Garrus finds a new piece of fashionable headwear.

"... if one walked up and shook their hand." Legion takes Garrus' comment a bit too literally.

What really happened. Just a fun little one-shot I wrote about one of my favorite moments in the series with my three favorite characters. Not at all meant to be serious. Takes place at the party in the Citadel DLC. Oh and again, I spell Za'eed the way I do only out of preference and habit. I know the actual spelling is Zaeed.

Commander Shepard takes orders from no one, not even her salarian doctor. Of course, Mordin takes crap from no one, not even his Commander. He has a feeling she'll be much more open to heeding his medical advice in the future. ::Shrios::

Shepard's proposition to Garrus about testing their reach and flexibility seemed to have come out of the blue. Except, it hadn't. This is how it actually happened.

Shepard and Tali, in Shepard's cabin on the Normandy...

What the heck; it's April Fools. I can go all out if I want to. But why fish, specifically? Because; why not?

The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

"Primarch Vakarian? Uh, sir? I'm here to ask you about Commander Shepard." Shepard/Vakarian.

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry