Ivy J. Uzumaki
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Joined 07-02-12, id: 4101671, Profile Updated: 07-03-12

Hi my name is Ivy and i AM Naruto's twin sister! Im a pyro and LOVE coffee!!! But...i haz got banned from it T-T

Im 13. My fave animal is either a Fox of Hawk and Im lazy as shikamaru or lazier depends on my mood. =) oh and my bff ivy ride fails and killed hunny (her laptop) and forgot her email adress so she will be finishing and redoing the end of time on my account. thanks!!!

Now for some random stuff!!!

we all know that demyx and zexion are ment for each other. right???

Rules of life:

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Max Ride Quotes!

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride

"Yes! Freaks RULE!" Fang

"Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" "But we're grounded." stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing Max and Fang

"I look like prep school Barbie. looks at Max Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." Nudge

"Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." Gasman

"You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." Fang

"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." "Oh, jeez." Max and Fang

"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." Fnick

"Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." Max

"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy

"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." Iggy

"Fang? Are you - like Max?" "Nope. I'm the smart one." Dr. Martinez and Fang

"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." Fang

"Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." Max

"'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment

"Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4

"The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang

"I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back, and then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we screwed up! But that sure was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

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Rewrite by M. B. Lewis reviews
Being raised by the single man he calls "dad", who seems to hate his guts, is Naruto's personal hell. When one day a bastard of a transfer student insists they're friends, he's even forced to question his own sanity. Things spiral out of control. That he constantly feels like he's being watched doesn't help either. Warning: rape, mentions of abuse, violence, spoilers for the manga
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 281,351 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 6/15/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
I call them cookies, you call them biscuits by SpyMiss reviews
College student Alfred has a hangover and a love for homemade pastries. Luckily for him, a certain Mr. Kirkland seems to have rather talented hands. USUK. The awesome trio. Other pairings will appear. Rated M for later chapters. AU because they are humans and Arthur can bake.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,763 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 11/8/2012 - England/Britain, America, Prussia, Denmark
The Cogitare Bookstore by DXM Junkie reviews
When Demyx falls in love he tends to go into creepy stalker mode. Good thing for him that Zexion is so oblivious. Zemyx. Side Akuroku. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,563 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Don't Ever Look Back by DanceHaleyDance reviews
Roxas and Sora ran away after their father freaked out on them for coming out. So, Axel is letting them stay at his family's summer home with Riku. They're going to spend the whole summer together, but will they last one more minute with each other?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,555 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Roxas, Axel
When is Rape consensual? by Shuichu-to-Shuichi reviews
Naruto has a screwed up life. He's been abused by a twisted man for years. No one knew and no one cared. It was insufferable for him. He wanted to end it... until two new students arrive at his school. Sasunaru and Nejinaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,361 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Indelible Memories by DXM Junkie reviews
Roxas was dying by an inch just to prove he could, alone and miserable. On his birthday he meets this eccentric crew aboard a cargo ship who offer him solace. He runs away with them if only to feel alive again. Akuroku. Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,906 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Roxas, Axel
The Outcast by bluelove22 reviews
Rin is feeling alone. Can his so-called friends help the son of Satan before it's too late? Slight Rin x Shima at times. Rin's secret is out, adventure and action and some angst follows. Disclaimer: I do not own Blue Exorcist.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,329 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Rin O., R. Shima
Hands Down by Simple-And-Clean-Passion reviews
Roxas is left home alone on the brink of summer, and looking forward to a little fun with Axel. The two have gotten close over a year, but everything is about to change into something they can never forget. My summary skills are lacking. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,634 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Axel, Roxas
The Magic of the Dance by butterfly1974 reviews
Neji is a thousand year old vampire who finally meets his mate...Naruto.YAOI/ MPREG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,935 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Neji H., Naruto U.
Aethalmage by Aria6 reviews
Axel is an aethalmage, and a very powerful one. Roxas is a streetwalker. How they meet and what fun ensues! Axel/Roxas and Sora/Riku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,428 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Summer in the South by BloodRedAngel808 reviews
Sasuke's family left the big city for a peacful summer vacation. What they got was a town full of lively people and dark secrets. And a pack full of misfits with pasts darker than the town itself. SasuNaru NejiGaa ItaKyuu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,756 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The BestWorst Summer of Our Lives by AlbeeDarling reviews
Roxas’ parents think he’s being anti social so they ship him off to Camp Spotlight with his annoyingly upbeat cousin Sora. At first Roxas thinks this will be the summer from hell but once he arrives he realizes…He’s Right!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,339 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Roxas, Axel