"First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

-- Monty Python, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Typically I enjoy unusual pairings or villain/heroine pairings in my writing or others'. Not saying I don't support (some) canon pairings, but it'll be rare that I write them. Some examples:

Kunzite/Ami or Kunzite/Nephrite/Ami (PGSM) BUT also Nephrite/Ami and Usagi/Mamoru (PGSM/BSSM); Joker/Rachel (Nolan) BUT also Joker/Harley (non-Nolan); Sarah/Jareth (Labyrinth); Sephiroth/Tifa (FF7); Haruhi/Kyoya (OHSHC) BUT also Haruhi/Tamaki; Nuriko/Miaka or Nakago/Miaka or Nakago/Yui BUT also Nakago/Soi (Fushigi Yuugi). And so on, so forth.

Which means my favorite stories will probably include an unusual or anti-canon pairing. Don't like? Don't read. Don't flame other authors' stories for pairings you don't like!

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