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The Strength of Courage by EquinoxWolf reviews
Link is no one's idea of a hero, not even close. But when darkness falls over Hyrule, he is thrown into a perilous adventure that will teach him the virtue of courage and set him on the road to becoming a man. (M for violence, coarse language and adult themes)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 80 - Words: 468,321 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Link, Midna
Valley Girl by The Amber Pen reviews
When a new farmer moves into Pelican Town, Penny is faced with her worst fear - socialising with a friendly stranger. Can she bring herself out of her shell, and get what she really wants out of life? Or will she continue to let her introverted nature and her alcoholic mother bring her life to a grinding halt?
Stardew Valley - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,020 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 2/2/2017 - Penny, Pam, OC
What Makes a Hero by Selphie Kinneas 175 reviews
TP. Perpetual twilight; clandestine malevolence. Realms linked by an encroaching darkness. The fate of two worlds hangs in the balance and only a hero can save them. A retelling of Twilight Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 67 - Words: 422,147 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Link, Midna - Complete
Harry Potter Parodies by WinterFairy209 reviews
A bunch of oneshots parodying common tropes in Harry Potter fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 8/15/2016
Legion the Geth and the Case of the Kitten by Amberstar of Thunderclan reviews
"Consensus agreed; rescue of the kitten would improve relations between this platform and Tali-Creator, and possibly organics overall." You guys demanded it, and here it is.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/2/2016 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
Black Dog by Bill Atoll reviews
Blake Shepard, aka "Black Dog", infamous former gang member gone Alliance soldier, Hero of Elysium and N7 recipient, trained by Captain David Anderson himself , until the time comes when his mettle is tested. He is given the title of Spectre, and with it, the mission to track down the traitor Saren Arterius. This can only have a violent end. TalixShepardxLiara for ME1.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,580 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Close to the Edge by Backward Compatible reviews
She couldn't leave even though she wanted to; she didn't want to leave once she could. She was damaged and only the person who'd caused the deepest scars could heal them. But would staying only cause her more pain or was there a way for her to be happy? ChellDOS.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,449 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 3/2/2013 - [Chell, GLaDOS]
Warrior Ethos: 2 by 1054SS325MP reviews
The sequel to Warrior Ethos, this is a retelling of ME2. It has ManShep x Tali and FemShep x Garrus, and is designed to be very realistic, etc. A little bit AU. You don't need to read the first story, but it helps. It uses Calinstel's ideas on the quarian culture. Focuses more on the relationships and less on the missions. The information page is a separate story of mine.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 249,228 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 9/7/2012 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)] [Shepard (F), Garrus V.]
The Mercs Take Florida by EnderGirl reviews
Sequel to the epic adventure The Mercs Take New York, our nine idiots are going out once more to a very different part of the U.S...stay tuned for Airline food, sunburnt Bostonians, and crazed everglade locals. And if you haven't already, read the first one before this one!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 7/21/2015
Media Firestorm by Rogen80 reviews
The galactic media catches wind of Shepard and Tali's relationship. How will they react? Features quasi-news stories written from different perspectives. Takes place sometime after the reclamation of Rannoch in Mass Effect 3. Rated T for suggestive themes and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,544 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 10/23/2013 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)] OC - Complete
The Unfortunate Discovery of Marissa Roberts by Korekara reviews
When GLaDOS scans her databases, she can't help but feel bile fascination at the document she finds. What ensues is GLaDOS and some other familiar faces reeling over one of the most infamous Portal fanfics ever written.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,627 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
Family Moments by flavored-band-aids reviews
Little family moments can mean the most, especially to a growing five year old who's constantly learning about her extended and immediate family's past. Post Reaper-War. Mostly cute drabble.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Portal: Euphoria by iammemyself reviews
GLaDOS takes on the task of emulating a human brain, but to do it, she needs a role model. With Caroline's help, GLaDOS takes on learning to hear music, but learns quite a lot of other things she never even thought about. Prior to the upload; GLaDOS is NOT Caroline (they exist as two separate people at the same time). Now complete.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,704 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Caroline, GLaDOS - Complete
Portal: GLaDOS and Me by iammemyself reviews
Wheatley, hacker under the employ of Aperture Laboratories, somehow ends up on the GLaDOS Project. His job: To teach her until she's able to learn on her own. But as happens with the best students, Wheatley ends up being the one learning the lessons… WheatDOS at the end. Human!Wheatley, Core!GLaDOS.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,772 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [GLaDOS, Wheatley] - Complete
The Kingdom of Aperture by Shadow's Vale reviews
It's the middle ages in a kingdom called Aperture. A man named Wheatley moves into the kingdom in search of a better life. But as the new Joker to the Queen, what secrets within the castle will surface and what effect will they have on the future?
Portal - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,850 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 10/8/2011 - GLaDOS, Wheatley, Cave Johnson, Caroline
Take it Slow and Let it Burn by Chandon reviews
Medic and Miss Pauling sit down to have a conversation about their relationship.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Medic, Miss Pauling
By Your Works: Myria LeJean Book 2 by OldStoneface reviews
SEQUEL to "From Dust to Flesh: Myria LeJean Book 1" - Lady Myria Lejean wishes nothing more than to be human. Unfortunately life cares not for our wishes. Between greedy peers, prickly wizards, suspicious watchmen, puzzled gods, and worse... a very interested Lord Vetinari, it's hard to see how she can navigate the minefield that is Ankh Morpork society and keep her sanity intact.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 151,527 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 11/20/2012 - M. LeJean, Susan Sto Helit, Sam Vimes, OC - Complete
Dancing With Shadows by Crimson Synapse reviews
As darkness falls over the land of Hyrule, a hero must rise to defend everything he holds dear. With an unlikely companion and against insurmountable odds, light and shadow must join together to defeat the evil that now lies in wait. A novelization of Twilight Princess. Not strictly canon.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,386 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Link, Midna
TF2 pantheon of gods by 1.126.000 reviews
A playful look at everyone's favorite mercenaries as divine beings in a pantheon of deities. One part cannon, one part fanon, and a whole lot made up.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014
In Love and War by Rockycombo reviews
Shepard and Tali's relationship grows during the fight with the Reapers, but that doesn't mean their story ends after they deal with the ancient synthetics. Reapers were simple; you can just shoot them in the head area. But that doesn't work for fans, admirals, or the past. Focuses on Tali/Shep pairing, rated M for sexual content and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 168,589 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
The Stars Are Loud Tonight by cmdevil131 reviews
Can a young quarian engineer, who has never known war, and a human man, who has seen more than most, find love among the stars? An (eventually) trilogy-spanning story of M!Shep and Tali'Zorah that will grow farther from canon as it gets longer. Rated M for violence, language, and sexual content (eventually). ME1 arc now complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 172,078 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - [Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah] - Complete
How Do You Make Lemonade, Anyway? by GlassGirlCeci reviews
Chell is finally free, but as she discovers, it's almost as difficult to survive on the surface. What will she do when her need to recover her memories drives her to return to Aperture? It won't exactly be a warm welcome, and there will be a few bumps along the road. Chell and GLaDOS friendship, ChellDOS eventually, but it'll be realistic in development.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,271 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS
LOTR USA by TheBuggiest reviews
A story wherein Team Fortress 2's Soldier writes his own version of Lord of the Rings. The end result is... well, about what you'd expect from Soldier. T for violence, language, and Soldier in general.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Soldier
Family Doesn't End With Blood by ColossusProblematic reviews
After he awakens to find his life upended and his friends scattered, Shepard continues the struggle against the hidden enemies that threaten the galaxy while he tries to reclaim the family he lost. M for language, violence, adult content. Being progressively rewritten as new chapters are added.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 214,381 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
The Knife and the Turncoat by Mr.Vaz reviews
Tali is torn between her feelings for the commander and the gravity of a horrible mistake, while Miranda comes to terms with the organization that she's championed for years. Follow-up to Levi Matthews' "Finding a Way". M!Shepard/Tali ON HIATUS
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 174,537 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)] Miranda L.
Windows and Apples by TenyumeKasumi reviews
Legion interprets windows as a structural weakness and observes that the SR-2 seems to have an excess of this. So begins his quest to rectify that. Unfortunately, some people just can't be swayed. So resumes the war between the windows and the apples.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Joker, Legion, EDI - Complete
Son of Shepard by bojangles25 reviews
When Martin Shepard's mother leaves him in the care of his father, Commander John Shepard, it changes his life as well as the lives of his father and his father's girlfriend, Tali'Zorah, forever. Begins after Rannoch is retaken, follows through the end of ME3, eventually leading to Martin's Pilgrimage 10 years later. Rated M for four letter words.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 129,690 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Linear Progression by Trinary Helix reviews
Neither Tali nor Shepard knew what they were getting into when they learned about the geth attacks. Eventually Shepard&Tali romance. Currently rated T. Completed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,672 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
These Old Bones by Pandora.Writing reviews
GLaDOS begs an elderly Chell to see reason. Forever is a long time to live, and she doesn't want to live it alone. A fic for Valentine's Day. Warning: Contains so much fluff that some subjects may experience static cling.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Magnetism by DabblesInDrabbles reviews
Mature fills from the kinkmeme prompts are done here. This week: Chell makes GLaDOS beg. ChellDOS.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,106 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS
Confessions by Holocron Coder reviews
Private dossiers read, personal extranet histories revealed, Tali and Shepard beat around the bush.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Extranet History by Holocron Coder reviews
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy stresses over the relative silence between Shepard and her after the culmination of their fight against the Collectors. Then she receives an interesting message from Liara...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Pillow Talk by Holocron Coder reviews
Shepard spends a few moments with Tali after their first time together.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Dossiers by Holocron Coder reviews
Collectors defeated, Shadow Broker overthrown, Shepard spends some time in the Shadow Broker's headquarters reviewing some valuable information.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Honeymoon by Miraza reviews
The Reapers are dead, Shepard and Tali were just married, and they're already on their honeymoon. It's a romance, it's rated M, and it starts with their wedding night.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,849 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Tempest by CannedCream reviews
Short Story. Tali had planned every detail for her vacation with Shepard, but when heavy rain and an impending storm trap them within the small rented cabin, the two try to find other ways to occupy their time. F
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,318 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (F) - Complete
Suited Love by GoblinCrusher reviews
One-shot. A romantic portrayal of the Tali/Shepard sex scene from ME2. Enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Next Time by RPGfangirl reviews
Shepard and Tali before the suicide mission. Rated M for sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Awkward Effect by Blade100 reviews
Wrex, Garrus, and others of the Normandy all bet on who the Commander truly loves. When Shepard is finally confronted about the one he loves, one of them will be walking away, a few credits richer. The others will be picking up their jaws from the floor.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Shepard (F)
Tale of a Moon Monger by Prince Exor reviews
The story of two Twili's who wanted more than they could have. Read and Review
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Zant, Midna - Complete
A Game Without Rules by Atrophy-Conception reviews
Sequel to A Promise To Be Kept. Being wed to Death is difficult enough without worrying about the dealings of the occult. The auditors have decided to expell Death for good, and reason that, he will have to be retired if he refuses to do his job. DeathXOC
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,455 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007
Link's Fortune by Sergeant O'Reilly reviews
A visit to Fanadi's fortune-telling tent may give Link more than he bargained for. TP, hinted LinkxMidna.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Link, Midna - Complete
Still An Imp by someguy2023 reviews
Twilight Princess: As Link sees Midna in her true form, he can only wonder if this changes anything at all. Implied Link x Midna fluff.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Midna, Link - Complete
Heart's Blood by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! LithinĂ­el wanted to die. Therefore, Sauron desired that she should live. What happened next defied all expectations.... Set approximately 40 years before the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,554 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sauron - Complete
A Promise To Be Kept by Atrophy-Conception reviews
Death hires a young woman, struggling to keep the land her father left to her in his will, to redecorate his house so it appears more human. This is an attempt at Romance between an Anthropomorphic Personification and an Original character.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,911 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Whose Names Are Death by afrai reviews
As you sow, so shall you reap, or, Death has a visitor. Crossover with Neil Gaiman's Sandman.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
Dead Man's Curve by intriKate reviews
The last moments of Ysabell and Mort.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2003