When the last dragon died magic left Westeros. But dragons have been reborn to the world and no one fully knows their powers; not even their mother. Nor the man who died defending her, but that does not diminish their magic or the sway they hold over life and death. For while the world has forgotten their ways, dragons have not forgotten the world they once knew. SPOILERS FOR S8E3.

A divergence after Blackwater.

A collection of all things Maxoline

An alternate take on Sansa's reaction to the Red Wedding.

During a heat wave, Sheldon finds things too hot to handle in Pasadena. Therefore, he invites Penny to accompany him on a business trip instead.

Set after s7. Daenerys pursues a way to break the sourceress' curse while facing the army of the dead and trying to claim the kingdoms of her birthright. But help may come from unlikely places, and her loyal guard may have more power than he knows. Jorah and Daenerys.

Sheldon decides to build Penny a vastly improved you-know-what.

**COMPLETE** Dragons are fire incarnate — they do not grieve the loss of men. But when Jorah died in her arms, Daenerys' own wails of sorrow were accompanied by the grief of Drogon. The God of Death has declared war on the Dragon Queen by taking her trusted knight from her, but she has no intention of losing Jorah. Not today.

An AU where Sandor decides to help Sansa and rescues Ned from being executed, swearing loyalty to the Starks. He is made Sansa's sworn shield to protect her from any conflict due to the upcoming war, but what will happen when they spend too much time together? Rated M for future chapters. (SanSan pairing) *slow burn

Penny get invited her high school reunion and needs Sheldon to do her a huge favour! - Sheldon/Penny -

The meterologists have issued an extreme heat warning, and Sheldon's getting fed up with the looks his friends keep giving their blonde neighbour. - Sheldon/Penny -

Penny has actual skeletons in her closet and Sheldon doesn't mind sweeping them under the rug so long as Penny's willing to return the favor. Dark humor. Shenny as always.

Penny gets kidnapped by aliens. No, Sheldon, she's NOT kidding!

The boys are back from the Arctic. Penny's missed all of them, the nice guy who loves her so much who she really likes, and her favorite whackadoodle of a best friend. But when Sheldon comes to confront Leonard in her apartment, Penny is Not pleased with what Leonard has done. Shenny. Read at your own peril.

Finally it's all coming to fruition. It's taken a while but homunculus will be removed from Sheldon's life. And more importantly, from Penny's life. After all 'Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned'.

After being ditched by her friends Penny decides to have "Anything Can Happen Thursday" with Sheldon. While evaluating her life anything can - and does - happen. As time goes on she begins to reassess the relationships in her life. A big ol' shenny fic. WARNING: s7 spoilers. Rated M for later chapters.

When Malfoy was pointing his wand at the headmaster and Harry was immobile under the Invisibility cloak, Hermione, under a Disillusionment Charm, entered the Astronomy Tower. The events are now drastically changed, Dumbledore survives and Snape owes Hermione a life debt. Rated M for sexual content, language and some violence.

A story where Sheldon expands his horizons with Penny's help, becoming more confident and Dominant which appeals to Penny's submissive side. Shenny Erotic / kink fanfic #Sheldon #Penny #Shenny #DomSheldon #SubPenny #kink #relationship #SheldonTriumphant Started 18th Nov 2017. Finished 21 April 2018.

Takes place season 7 episode 1: Penny and Sheldon call Leonard and find out he's cheating on her. Penny gets upset and shuts herself away. What's Sheldon going to do? Shenny

Each chapter is a different kind of kiss.

After an unusual dream while he is sick, Sheldon comes to a surprising realization about Penny...Written for the 2018 Chocolate Box Exchange

It is said that two souls, whether kin or strangers, old or young, friend or foe, may be 'kindred'. These souls are thought to be bound in some way, their paths wound by Fate from the same thread. Many never realize this, but some choose to follow the thread, whatever may come. Until. - This is a Blackwater departure AU, with the goal of character realism and a slow-burning plot.

If the battle of Blackwater Bay had ended differently and Sansa had gone with the Hound. Rated M for mature content.

Leonard tries to bring Sheldon's world crashing down around him after Sheldon tries to remain friends with Penny following Leonard/Penny's break-up. One-Shot SHENNY

Hermione Granger has to spend her summer before 5th year at Grimmauld Place. Whilst there, something awful and distressing happens to her and there is only one person who is willing to help her. The most unlikely people will become her allies and friends may become enemies. A/N: Characters will be OOC, distressing chapters will be marked. Everything belongs to J.K Rowling.

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Sandor and Sansa try to fight their growing feelings for each other as King's Landing descends into chaos. Together, they find soft moments in a harsh place. *contains dialogue from both the books and the show. Rated M for later. R&R:

Set in season 6, during the episode: And the Tease Time. My idea of what could have happened when Caroline got home after the Burlesque class. Some silly puns and referances to the episode, and a lot of just plain SMUT.

Sansa Stark is a popular pop star engaged to a wealthy politician, Joffrey Baratheon, who is the most powerful candidate for President. Sandor Clegane has no choice but to be her bodyguard for one night during a concert, and things don't turn out the way they expected. Soon they'll find themselves immersed in a world of political intrigues, treason, fame, lies and murder. Modern AU

Five days in the year 1998. The most important days of Hermione's life. In which Hermione searches desperately, falls in love, breaks her own heart and his, and jumps. But how do they land? War-time, SS/HG, HEA, edited, Complete!

Sansaery fic

Four mouths dropped. Four pairs of eyes widened. Four controllers fell to the floor. Four men’s lives changed in an instant.

Their last interaction? Their last farewell? Their final kiss?

Sheldon has an interesting proposal for the girls to say the least.

Smut based around season 3 episode 2 of 2 broke girls. Caroline buys new jeans and Max is so sick of her. Love confession followed by smut.

A collection of (growing) Shenny one shots I did on tumblr. They aren't connected in anyway. I mostly do these when I'm away from my computer or I have writers block. I hope everyone enjoys! (WARNING: NO SHAMY, AU, FUTURE FICS, May be OOC.) These are all mostly pretty short. Rated T, I think there's a tiny bit of swearing and sexual innuendo, references, etc. Once again SHENNY!

Is there any limit to the lengths Sheldon will go to make Penny his own. Rewritten.

It is not Ser Jorah Mormont who Tyrion Lannister expected to answer his knock on the door of the Khaleesi's quarters at an hour too early for breakfast to have been served. [Dany x Jorah]

Amy and Rory have no trouble sharing amongst their closest friends. Basically just different sex scenes between Amy, Rory, Clara and The Doctor. Different swaps, threesomes, foursomes... all that. Mostly fluffy smut with minor angst mixed in to keep things interesting.

My attempt to add explore Sandor and Sansa's relationship in Season 2 and beyond. Written for comment fic meme. Becomes A/U entirely by Chapter 7. Sandor is based on the T.V. version. Less plot driven, this is more a study of Sandor and how various circumstances have affected him. Reviews are love! This is my first long fic :)Thanks to caroh99 for her beta skills.

This is some Dany & Jorah smut with a nice little meaning behind it. I hope you enjoy it. Based after Daario offers Dany is 'services' In this she just had a peak at the goods and asked him to leave before she realised she has needs. So she goes to her bare to satisfy her.

Hermione returns to Hogwarts after the war and is suprised to find herself unbearably attracted to her old potion's professor. Severus has been numb ever since the final battle, until a pair of chocolate-brown eyes burn his numbness away. SS/HG. COMPLETE!

"The true method of knowledge is experiment."- William Blake… Sheldon and Penny learn that some experiments can lead to the knowledge of self as well as the true meaning of love. Disclaimer: The Big Bang Theory is Chuck Lorre's brain child.

After learning he's granted to be a human again, Salem is shock to learn it's for his good behavior all because of her. The one he find he loves from a distance but she mostly sees as a friend and guardian figure. Only for Sabrina Spellman he wants to remain in the light to have her smile.

Yep, it's another story for the challenge.

A collection of TBBT sci-fi. None of these stories are connected. They are all AU. It started with one little story, but my mind likes to wander.If you have any suggestions for more topics, PM me. :)

Max and Caroline are married to the "men of their dreams" Max to Johnny, Caroline to Chef Nicholas. They meet at a fancy party for Johnny's art exhibit. One thing leads to another. Smut.

A collection of Sansa/Sandor ficlets of all different genres, some explicit, some canon, some divergence from canon, some total au, angst, fluff and all sorts! Enjoy!

A Blackwater AU.

It had been 2 weeks since they last saw each other.. Sophie had missed something specific..

Caroline gets into an argument with her boyfriend, William. Her friends suggest that she get a revenge lay (or at least the idea of one) and not with some dude either. She ends up approaching Max.

They meant to strip her of her Stark roots. To throw away her beautiful Tully colors and warm winter silks and replace them with red and gold. But just like the North, she would never forget. The wolf was in her blood and that, at the very least, was one thing they could never take from her.

Elliot loses her temper with Dr. Cox and he needs to punish her.

Sansa Stark said yes... and now they race through the woods on Stranger's back. Her and the Hound... But dark words bring a dark curse. A bird by day, a dog by night... endless days and endless nights, together but apart. Inspired by the film Ladyhawke (1985) [n.b. the lyrics in ch.16 are the property of Paola Bennett]

He still dreams of fire. Sometimes it is nothing but a red angry glow behind his closed eyeslids. Sometimes it comes down like rain. Most of the time though, he dreams of another heat. Maybe he has never been afraid of fire. - Drabble collection that has yet to grow

AU. After Ned Stark is beheaded, Sandor and Sansa begin an affair in King's Landing

The girls may be broke but their connection is stronger than any other. Caroline feels it more intensely every day and could never imagine just how much Max feels the same. Started off as a cute piece and it completely melted into a smut puddle. Please read disclaimer before you start the story. Hardcore femslash.

Sansa slips into shadows. She can play Joffrey's games or perish on his horrific playground. She realizes she must invent a new persona to suit her mad king's desires. Joffrey is plagued by unsettling flashbacks that may explain his gruesome hobbies. As the memories become more vivid,he must face a very dark secret he repressed during childhood. Now they play in shadows. Together.

Caroline lands them a huge cupcake account. Just one simple party. Only they didn't know it was going to involve leather, whips, chains and dog collars. The girls spent their rent money on supplies. What are two broke girls supposed to do? See it through no matter what. BEGINNING TOTAL: 76.23

Short stories set in alternate universes about how Sheldon and Penny come together.

A very real dream that could be more... (sorry, not much for summaries!) Sabrina and Salem (one shot – season 7; no fury!)

I've wanted to write some smutty SanSan fic for ages, but I didn't have the guts. So I've opted for a full story with cameos from other characters to give it a back drop and then place sansan in there when they are finally alone. Contains spoilers for both show and books.

In 'The Habitation Configuration' Sheldon told Penny that it took Leonard to make him like her. So what would happen if Leonard didn't move into apartment 4A before the Pilot episode?

How does Sheldon react when he sees Penny wearing his shirt?

Margaery never came to the Red Keep, and so Sansa married Joffrey after all. Now, a few weeks after the wedding, Sansa has shared a bed with the young lion, but knows that neither she nor he are... performing properly. Fearing the worst if she can't produce an heir, Sansa turns to her friend and confidante, Lord Baelish, for advice and instruction.

So Max can't quite stop thinking about Caroline's answer to Claire's question. So she asks. The question has surprising results. Maxoline smut. Obviously anal.

SEQUEL TO 'THE DUTIES OF A KNIGHT'. Every queen has secrets she has to keep, and desires she wishes could be fulfilled, but there are always responsibilities and expectations that get in the way. For once, Daenerys is going to throw aside her titles and embrace her dreams. Warning for sexual content, my first attempt at smut, please be gentle! R&R

Margaery has a special treat for Sansa's name day... But has someone snuck into their game?

Daenerys faces a new challenge since the loss of her handmaids, and Ser Jorah discovers a new task he had never dreamt would be part of his knightly duties. Written for fun in answer to my confusion as to how Dany kept her hair so well-styled without her maids. My first GoT and Daenerys x Jorah fic, R&R welcome. Sequel to follow as soon as I can edit it!

On the night of Blackwater, the Hound offers to take Sansa Stark away from King's Landing.

In which Sansa Stark becomes pregnant with the cruel boy-king's child. [hiatus]

The revenge-and-murder roadtrip of Arya and the Hound. They are killing basically every f***ing person in Westeros. Warnings inside.

In a black night of green flames, the Hound comes to set a caged bird free and she accepts. But the road to freedom is long and harsh, and winter is coming. Amidst a cold land of cruelty, betrayal, and war, can freedom truly exist, and love ultimately blossom? San/San May contain mature content and spoilers up to SoS.

Petyr Baelish isn't known for being forgiving, and when he decides Sansa Stark has become a bad investment he decides to put her back in her place. One shot - Modern AU.

Sansa decides to go with The Hound during the Battle of Blackwater. Survival in the woods, a lot of growing up, and a tangled relationship follow... Slow-burn. A re-post from the ASOIAF category.

Penny is falling in love, and emotion she now realizes is a lot like going completely insane.

War is coming. Times are hard, but for Sansa being the little bird who does and says as everyone pleases isn't working anymore. She is suffocating with no way out. Until the unlikely connection between her and Sandor "The Hound" Clegane deepens. Sansa is driven to explore what is happening between them but Sandor is not so willing.

Sheldon Cooper is the arrogant, cocky, condescending, selfish, short tempered, rude, genius new boss. Penny is the spoiled daughter of the owner that always gets what she wants. Blackmail can go a long way. Rated M for Penny's foul mouth and her uncontrollable libido. AU OOC

This story is about Sheldon and Penny falling in love. It starts the Monday following s07e05 The Workplace Proximity at which point it becomes AU. It's Shenny so if you don't like Shenny than don't read this story! Disclaimer: I do not own The Big Bang Theory and no profit is being made from this story.

Where the truth of Sheldon's negative reinforcement on Penny with chocolates comes to light.

The room smells of stale smoke and second chances but she is a stupid, little girl. -— SansaJoffrey, for susanna and sharine

Sansa was gifted a diary a long time ago. She writes what she feels, good and bad, and then hides it, so only she can look upon the pages. But the Hound is very observant, and has no issues reading the Little Bird's book. Rated M for strong content in chapter 2. Lots of fluff throughout.

King Joffrey liked new toys, anything shiny and pretty and soft. He liked to be the one to use a new thing first and he especially liked to be the one to smash it as soon as he grew bored. Sansa Stark was his new toy's name, they said, and she was to bear his children and make him happy. [Character study of Joffrey's sadism. Joffrey's POV. View warning, please.]

Directly follows "The Golden Crown" events in Season 1/ Ep 6. In a small glimpse of a lovely afternoon, Joffrey appeals to his mother by being the perfect gentleman to Lady Sansa. That is, until she has the audacity to best him during a playful tussle in the garden. Joffrey's POV. (Read the warning.)

"Not to be used as a flotation device."

Dr. Sheldon Cooper has a reason for not wanting Amy to wear lip-gloss. One that has nothing to do with how slippery it looks.

Story for Risknight: Sheldon and Penny happen upon a video store closing down, when Ramona Nowitzki busts through the doors and send the two fluttering away from her attention until they find themselves locked into the porn section. M for language

What happened after Penny took the guys to dinner the day they met? Let's find out, shall we? Au version of episode one.

This one is for Rene, who has FINALLY came back to us. Sheldon has noticed that Penny isn't acting like he expects. What has happened to bring about the changes he see?

Wine can make you do crazy things...

Excerpts of Penny and Sheldon's relationship that focus on the 7 deadly sins. Rated M solely for Lust.

The sexual tension was too much, and it went too far. Is their friendship ruined? And what happens when the lights in the TARDIS suddenly die? (takes place after Playing with Fire, rated M for lots of lemons) FINAL CHAPTER UPLOADED

Sandor has a strange thought and it quickly starts to obsess him. He comes to Sansa on the night of the Battle of Blackwater and offers to take her away from King's Landing with hidden intentions. (AU-book events)

NEVER trust Howard Wolowitz when he offers you a pill-Sheldon finds this out the hard way and Penny must help him with the afteraffects. Thanks to Jislane35 for the beta! (unbetaed from chapter 4 on).

Fluffy Shenny smut. Because sometimes I just want them to get together... so there. May be slightly OOC. Read at your own risk, and don't flame.

It all started with a final strike, or Penny's blatant disregard to follow the rules. [ Dark, Smutty, Seriously rated M Shenny. ]

While Leonard is away, Sheldon dreams of his roommate's girlfriend and it's not pleasurable. One shot AU right after 7x01

M for a reason, warnings inside. Reviews welcome. A darker, more adult Big Bang Theory. What Sheldon Cooper wants, he gets, and he will get Penny. No matter what anybody says, including her.

Penny feels empty, while the rest of the gang lives their life. She feels her existence is reduced to go from the Cheesecake Factory to her apartment and back again to her boring workday. Her loneliness can be relieved only by a person who has the annoying habit of discovering when she is not well, but lacks the ability of comforting her... or... maybe yes...

A continuation after the kiss from 'Flesh and Stone'. The Doctor and Amy attempt to adjust to the change in their relationship, as they continue their journey through Space and Time. But Danger is never too far away... 11/Amy AU

For Momolady's Tumblr prompt: Sansa disguises herself in order to attend a commoners' festival in King's Landing with Shae and Bronn. Sandor recognizes her in the crowd. But the two take the chance to be together for the day.

Sheldon cut everyone out of his life after everything he had worked for, dreamed of or stood for was destroyed by his friends two years ago. When he learns that Penny has been hospitalized, he drops everything to return to Pasadena and help her. There's just one problem. Penny hates him.

Newly single Sheldon finds himself plagued by urges that were never there before and he discovers an unconventional way to cope. It isn't long before Penny finds herself along for the ride. *Rated M for sexual content and Dark Sheldon. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen*

He asks why, and she wonders why he cares. / Oneshot

After Bernadette's wedding Penny's life changes. This is a Penny and Sheldon story eventually. It will take awhile to get there.

Per the relationship agreement, Sheldon must be introduced to the physical aspects of a relationship at a painstakingly slow pace. Not to mention a) the relationship is a secret and b) they just have the worst luck with these things. Harry Harlow can just go to Hell.

Penny's drug-addled candor knows no bounds. Sheldon-centric kinda lemon.

Lady Sansa Stark was tired of being a meek, little bird; Sandor Clegane was destined to be her Hound. This is a story of their love and escape from Kings Landing. A different twist on their arduous journey to safety, peace, and love.

Sheldon and Penny get into a fight - not unlike some they've had before, but he's much harsher this time around. This is that domino effect.

Shenny. Quite a lot of narrative but hopefully still good. Sorry but a summary would ruin it... Isn't the 'Shenny' label description enough? Been on a long hiatus... So a bit rusty though hopefully, still readable. Now on my account on AO3.

If Penny had known that opening her apartment door to Sheldon that day would lead to her baring her soul, she might have ignored his three knocks and his promises of baked goods. But he did make one heck of a banana loaf.

Penny and Sheldon meet in an alternate universe.

Penny gets Sheldon drunk to seduce him.

Finding himself newly single, Sheldon Cooper is determined to learn more about the complex world of relationships and sex; thus he engages the assistance of the only person quailified to educate him...Penny. Penny/Sheldon romance. I own nothing of this series.

Previous story-REPOST by me. Enjoy this DARK SEXY ONE SHOT. Penny's interest in Sheldon crosses over to obsession, primarily in the bedroom... ENJOY!

A highly requested repost by Wishiwashi7. Previously removed by me, now back up. A DARK SEXY ONE SHOT: Sheldon's genius knows no bounds as he has trained Penny to be submissive to his whim... :) Enjoy...

Sheldon knows things that others wouldn't believe, about himself, and his perky neighbor. But when She revamps her relationship with Leonard for the seemingly hundredth time, how long can he take it before he snaps? And more over, can he control the things he feels for her? Dark Sheldon, Smut, Language, deals with kinks, too. (Renamed.)

During a hot summer night, Sheldon's air conditioner is broken and he seeks more than cold air in Penny's bedroom.

A look inside the heads of Eleven as he tries very hard not to think about Amelia at all...and fails, and of Amy as she pursues what she truly wants. Spoilers for "Amy's Choice." Now rated M because...well, because.

Sheldon/Penny one-shot set right after the events of "The Scavenger Vortex". Other pairings include Howard/Bernadette and Leonard/Amy. Warning 1: If you don't like the canon pairings being mixed up a bit, this isn't the story for you! Warning 2: Gets fairly fluffy towards the end, so if you don't like warm squishy feelings inside, this isn't the story for you!

It wasn't a big announcement. There weren't any huge proclamations. No one took out ad space in the paper. Everyone just sort of ...realized it.

*ON HIATUS* "Little bird…" I hear him rasp. "Shh…stay still…please, Hound." In shock at my use of his common name, I think, he complies, and I press my face back to his neck and inhale deeply. My vision swims, and some fire within me lights and all I can see is red. AU/Vampirism/Lemony *ON HIATUS*

Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper has always said he has no use for human contact. But how does he know?

Penny is upset and comes to Sheldon seeking comfort, which he provides in the most unexpected of ways. Penny/Sheldon smut

Sansa decides to go with The Hound during the Battle of Blackwater. Survival in the woods, a lot of growing up, and a tangled relationship follow...

Sheldon slowly digresses into old, destructive habits when his brother, George Jr., comes to visit for the summer. Penny promised Leonard she would look after his roommate when he embarked on his North Sea expedition. But not even she is prepared for the reveal of the darker side of Sheldon Cooper and how it will effect their relationship. *Rated M for sexual content and violence.*

"Stupid girl," he hissed. "I almost killed you that night, and worse. I still could. Take what I want and then slit your pretty throat before you can even think to call out for your wolves. Is that what you want, little bird? Is that why you're here, so I can finish what I started?"

Sandor Clegane takes Sansa Stark from the Vale. Why? Well, it ... seemed the thing to do. This story is rated M for language, violence, and mature content.

He likes to look at her. Look at her until she looks away, and then take it as a victory; proof that she can not stomach him for all her pretending at being brave. Sansa decides then not to award him any more victories. Not against her, at least. [Sansa Stark/Sandor Clegane][AU]

A bump to the head brings out a side of Penny that Sheldon never expected, but finds fascinating. How will this affect everyone around her? WARNING: Death of minor characters, and some sexual situations.

The Hound is her only hope, her biggest fear, and her deepest confusion. Sansa agrees to journey with him to the North, to her home, but her survival seems to rest on his shoulders as she struggles with her mixed perceptions of the King's Dog; killer or savior, beast or man.

How does Sansa pass the time in the Eyrie on a cold winter day with only the memories of a certain Hound to warm her? ShortStory Rated M For Sexual Content!

An angsty little Valerie/Libby romance fic. Inspired by that one episode where they're nice to each other.

Begins immediately after Leonard and Sheldon's confrontation at Penny's apartment in episode 3.01 the Electric Can Opener Fluctuation. Penny thinks that Sheldon needs revenge for what happened in the Arctic. Who really wants revenge, though-Sheldon, or Penny? Rated M for sexual situations, adult language and concepts, mentions of dubious consent. Not Leonard-friendly.

At thy pleasure weave that web of pain...A single act of comfort catches Daenerys and Jorah in a spider's web of consequences. [TV 'verse, AU from s1e2]

He took a step closer still, Sansa tensed but kept her eyes locked with his. His hand went to her hair once again, his other hand went to her arm and slowly, he dragged her red hair through his thumb and forefinger, down the strands, just as the hand at her arm drifted he length of her arm to her wrist."Your hair." He gruffly stated, "Like fire.."

Takes place immediately following Penny singing Sheldon 'Soft Kitty' in the Vegas Renormalization. Penny allows Sheldon to sleep in her bed when he's locked out of his house, but sleeping Penny can be a dangerous thing, as Sheldon discovers. Rated M for sexual situations and language.

The Doctor and Amy get explorative in her bedroom after Amy barely escapes death from the Weeping Angels.

(originally written on my Tumblr, and that's where the story prompt came to as well.) After Flesh and Stone - the Doctor gives in to Amy's advances and they do stuff. Adult stuff.

Seduction in mind, Penny learns an ancient art. Rated M for sexual situations and themes. Leaving as a WIP just in case I get inspired.

Sandor "The Hound" Clegane had grown fond of having Sansa Stark around the Red Keep. He paid regular visits to her chambers at night to keep her company after the death of her father. But after the Battle of Blackwater Bay, when he left the service of the Lannisters, he hid himself away to stay close to his little bird. Now he has to find a way to steal her in the night.

"Foolish little bird," Sandor rasped. "You don't know what it is you want." But he knew what he wanted, and it took all his strength to keep the Hound inside at bay. SanSan, Sandor POV. Starts in KingsLanding pre-war and follows Sandor's struggles with Sansa's budding womanhood, and himself.

There is no way to explain attraction. There is no way to understand the spark that ignites between two people, whether it is instantaneous or whether it has to smolder before it ignites, immolating and charring all around them in the subsequent blaze. Sometimes, it doesn't matter who gets burned, either. M rating is for sexual situations and language.

Just a short, short story that buzzed around my brain at work. Penny, Sheldon, sweaty good fun. That's all I'm saying.

Another installment in the "Alone" 'verse. Takes place several years later (after the Cooper-Kripke Inversion). Penny takes a very drunk Sheldon home after a university fundraiser. Rating is for sexual concepts, situations, and language.

A continuing story of the flowering love between Sansa Stark and Sandor Clegane.

Penny works in a brothel. She has a new client who is tall, lanky, super smart, and doesn't like being touched. What's a girl to do? I used the word brothel. I rated it "M". Do I really need to tell you there's smut inside? ;)

There's a thin line between love and hate; between passion and savagery. Sansa could scarcely make out the difference with Joffrey.

Penny discovers a very personal, private secret of Sheldon's. When he confronts her about her snooping, she finds out that Sheldon has never had a good experience with intimacy. Penny decides to rectify that. I absolutely earned the rating on this one. Also, my muse is a naughty little fellow. For now this is a 1 shot. But he's doing his best to kick a few ideas around in my head.

Penny has broken off the beta test with Leonard. Sheldon confronts her about what has happened. "I asked you not to hurt my friend!" Rating is for language.

"You should never thank the likes of me," he said, "Save your praises for knights on white horses, little bird, not dogs." "It would appear a dog is all I have," she whispered.

The truth comes out between Amy and The Doctor

Apparently I can be as sentimental as the next person. So, for all you wonderful Shenny fans out there, here's a bit of cupid inspired fluff for you.

"You come to my chambers uninvited and climb into my bed. You take your pleasure and then slip away like some buggering thief and leave me covered in you; you're all I can bloody smell for hours after. You do these things and then summon me to dine with you like you would one of your bannermen, like it's some sort of favor you're doing, and dare call me ser?"

A Valentine's Day Penny Sheldon Fic.

Amy has run out of clothing, can The Doctor resist a scantily clad companion for a few hours? Could you?

Mulder has to hide out in Seattle before going to New Mexico and he is missing Scully quite a lot. A trip to Café Nervosa encourages him to make a very risky but necessary move.

Eleven/Amy/Rory threesome with basically no plot. The Ponds have the Doctor handcuffed to their bed. Oh, and this is my first ever bash at Doctor Who smut so be nice.

This is not a happy story. It is not a fluffy Shenny story. There is no happily ever after here. This one deals with a very painful subject. I am not advocating for suicide with this story. I am not trying to shock or offend anyone. I just need to get this out of my heart and into the light of day.

Ever wonder why Penny doesn't have a last name? Maybe because there is no Penny.

Amy didn't get what she wanted from The Doctor, goes to bed dissatisfied but has some nightmares which bring The Doctors attention back her way. Set After Flesh and Stone Amy/Eleven Oneshot

First installment in my continuation of season 5 after "Amy's Choice." Takes place at the end of the episode. The Dream Lord had said some terrible things to the Doctor, but Amy's words had hurt much more than his insults. The Doctor had known that Amy would realize that her Raggedy Man wasn't a hero, he just hadnt expected it to happen so soon. Doctor!whump included

Penny and Sheldon are no longer friends. So who will help him when his world suddenly falls apart?

The redemption of Sandor Clegane. A Game of Thrones AU inspired by the Vorkosigan Saga. Specifically Aral Vorkosigan's quote about a loyal family retainer, and Cordelia's "shopping trip" during the Vordarian Pretendership.

Penny has moved to New York City to further her career. Sheldon comes to see her for the first time in two years. Pretty much a fluff story. This is strictly Penny and Sheldon. Any of the other characters are just mentioned in passing. It's fanfiction just enjoy it! Happy New Year.

Sansa is lost in the Lannister castle and of course Cersei is there to help her. Rated M for a reason.

Sheldon's drunken night at the awards banquet, and Penny takes him home. Sheldon and Penny.

What if Sansa had decided to leave with the Hound? The two of them on foot, forging their way north. Sansa begins to heal and feelings begin to grow. Mentions of violence, some mature themes and language. Please Read and Review!

Amy always flirts. It's in her nature. So what's the harm, right? Save from when the object of her flirtation gives her a taste of her own medicine...and them some. CHAPTER FOUR UPLOADED (sorta)!

Her dreams were almost worse than her nightmares. At least the nightmares were mostly true. Her dreams would give her hope, make her smile as she woke up. But then cruel reality would creep back in and she'd realize just how much she had lost.

Webfound. Used with permission. Doctor/Amy.

Penny decides to give Sheldon a lesson when they're alone one night. SMUT SMUT SMUT. You have been warned.

"Twenty questions. Whatever I want. I'll ask them, you'll answer them, and you'll be truthful."

While cleaning, Sheldon discovers a box under Penny's bed that he probably should have never seen. PWP. Kink warnings inside.

Sandor does not panic during 2x09; he fights bravely, saves the Joffrey's life and stays in King's Landing. During the scene in the throne room after Joffrey has set Sansa aside for Margery it is the Hound's turn: he is rewarded with lands and a title and may ask for anything he desires. He asks for Sansa Stark.

Sansa spies Sandor in the garden. Sandor spies Sansa in her room. The two reflect on the other. Sansan all the way! xD

With her family gone and no friends left at court, the little bird has no one to turn to for help. Set 2-3 years in the future, AU from CoK onwards. Sansa/Sandor.

Severus Snape feels the need to possess Hermione Granger entirely- inspired by Nietzsche.

Sansa has never expected anyone to take care of her like he did and still the Hound was there for her,not wanting anything in return, even the feeling she wanted to offer him, the feeling with which appearance she seemed to be shocked the most.

A Cinco de Mayo party brings out a naughty side of Sheldon Penny isn't prepared for...and can't resist. Story challenge with Tjay M. ALTERNATE ENDINGS included!

Sheldon & Penny share WAY MORE than friendship in this sexy adventure that takes them through parallel universes they both encompass, through a machine Sheldon's created-but what happens to them when the machine is messed with before they return?

Summary: Sheldon reluctantly takes Penny along to a conference in Las Vegas. Epiphanies are had, stars are gazed, cards are counted, shenanigans are shenaniganed.

We have the testimony of Harry, but witnesses can be notoriously unreliable, especially when they have only part of the story. This is a biography of Severus Snape from his birth until his death. It is canon-compatible, and it is Snape's point of view.

Sheldon is seduced by a car and Penny is seduced by Sheldon on said car. One shot of lemon, coming right up.

Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.

Modern day AU. Sandor Clegane was content in the Lannister underworld - until Sansa Stark came along.

He took her from her home, killed her father and her wolf and is at war with her brother. And yet, for some reason, Sansa Stark couldn't make herself hate him.

"Show me what you like," he said against her neck. She brought her eyes up to him and smiled... Some good Halloween themed sexy little story for the fun of it. Requested from & dedicated to: TJay M. ENJOY!

When Penny has a St. Patty's Day Party, Sheldon is stuck without any green to wear and Penny tries to help him out... Part of a St. Patrick's Day Challenge with SunnyCitrus10 .

You find connection in your disconnects. 11/Amy.

Their gifts were carefully chosen and presented on this, the Day of Lovers, to win the hand of the Dragon Queen, but only one of Daenerys' suitors knows the way to her heart. Futurefic.

Sansa is rescued from King's Landing,but the plan is different from what she expected. AU fic deviating from canon on the day of Joffrey's wedding to Margaery Tyrell. Note: Includes POV chapters of Melisandre & Jon Snow as well.

The guys participate in a Holiday Fundraiser Bachelor Auction for the university and Sheldon is less than interested. What happens when he's actually got a winning bidder? Just a sweet, one shot fluff for the holidays. R&R and ENJOY IT! Very Shenny!

The queen heeds her knight's good council about certain matters not pertaining to her conquest of the Seven Kingdoms. Post-ADWD. Sequel to Before the Queen.

When Tyrion divulges one of Jorah's secrets to Daenerys, Jorah discovers that the queen keeps a few of her own. post-ADWD

Behind his snarling exterior, Severus Snape's emotions are in turmoil thanks to a certain beautiful Gryffindor... One Shot, inspired by the song "Creep".

Sansa Stark and Sandor Clegane separately join Daenarys as her army marches north to the Wall - but Stannis stands in their way. Can they unite against a common enemy? How will they, and Westeros as a whole, ever survive the coming storm? Futurefic/AU

AU 5 years after ACoK Sandor stops at an inn to wait out the storm and buys himself an evening of entertainment, but he gets more than he bargained for.

This is a re-post of my original story, its been given a much needed make-over. Thank you MaryAnne. Anyhow, this story is for all of you who's wishing that Sandor would hurry and rescue his little bird already.

"You were a little girl five minutes ago..." He whispered blankly, eyes unseeing as he snatched the outfit off the floor, feet moving before he could register he was walking.

An errand with Dany brings Jorah close to home...and farther away than ever.

Another response to the Kink MEME at livejournal: The boys debate whether size matters, and when Sheldon ridicules their pre-occupation, they decide that he's not packin' much.

"We should try again," she whispered. The Hound bared his teeth in a mean smile. "Why? So I can make a fool of myself?" "No," Sansa replied quietly than looked into his eyes, a sudden spark in them,"So I can prove the Hound wrong and be a wolf again."

Petyr Baelish attends the feast of the naming of the Hand. Littlefinger/Dessert /Sansa

Amy gets her way, the Doctor gives in and Captain Jack remains his old inappropriate self. I suck at summaries, but check it out! Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot and writing, but Matt Smith sure as hell owns my heart! XD

Response to a request at the Sheldon/Penny Kink MEME at Livejournal. The original request: Backseat of a car. Any car. Sheldon missed out on a lot of teenage rituals, so Penny wants him to experience some of them now. This is one of them. :

Okay, so, I really like the Doctor and Amy's relationship and I wanted to develop their affection more. Essentially, the Doctor and Amy stop by paradise and end up confessing feelings for each other. I will take suggestions for add/ons or anything else..

Amy goes after what she wants and she wants the doctor. The TARDIS lends a hand as an unlikely matchmaker!

She's driven him crazy since day one, but he hasn't let on that she affects him more than anyone else in this godforsaken hospital. Dr. Cox and Elliot. No Jordan, no Keith, AU. Return after very long hiatus.

Okay, so they're together. Now what?

Sheldon wants to take naughty photos of Penny. Written for Paradox's Fiction Friday.

Penny is excited that she got a part in a show and Sheldon congratulates her. This one little action goes much farther. Sheldon/Penny

Amy/11, AU, what would have happened if Amy had chosen the Doctor? End of "Amy's Choice" rewrite b/c I don't like Rory ; songfic to Odd One by Sick Puppies

The Doctor and Amy are stuck adrift in dead space for over a week where no time travel is allowed. What. To. Do. One shot! Mature themes!

Hidden talents that Penny has. Definitely a Penny/Sheldon romance.

General S5 spoilers. The Doctor yelled, threatened to take her home, and Amy's mad. Just how does the Doctor go about getting her to forgive his error in judgment made and hurtful words spoken in the heat of the moment. This is PWP so heed M rating

Set post Eleventh Hour Series 5x01 , but no real specific spoilers for the ep. Amy gets to know a little more about the TARDIS. Really a fluffy Amy gen fic.

Sheldon wakes up to a problem. SHELDON/PENNY

Leonard and Penny break up and try to deal with it separately while Sheldon insists upon giving a shoulder to cry on to his best friend. An episode-like fic...a possible season finale. Sheldon/Penny. EVERYTHING HERE IS FICTION! ONLY FICTION!

ELLIOT/JANITOR! Doing what he does best, Janitor spies. With homemade surveillance control, blackmail's always a viable option when colleagues do the dirty. So unless Blonde Doctor wants trouble, she must obey, or face the wrath..Smut Sex,Coarse Language

After JD leaves Molly alone at the bar, Elliot comes over to comfort her. Explicit.

Sheldon Cooper discovers something surprising and elemental about himself when Penny, once again, is in his spot. Takes place in AU after Leonard and Penny have ended their relationship. Please read and review!

She has already decided it’s a ‘he’ and can’t help but name him..." WARNING: Character death. Pretty dark. One shot plot bunny that wouldn't get out of my head.

Sandor/Cersei. AU wherein Sandor doesn't run into Arya and Cersei is exiled. Sex and manipulation; you decide which is more important, dear reader.

Penny wonders if she should move back home. Sheldon has other ideas

My 30 kisses Sheldon/Penny fanfic.

Penny is having a bad night and goes looking for something to make her feel better, causing Sheldon to have to deal with the emotional fallout. As usual, he attempts to use science to figure it all out. Set sometime in season 2, ignores season 3, so AU.

Penny organises a Secret Santa.

Sheldon goes shopping at the local supermarket.

Sheldon and Penny are friends. Right?

Sheldon/Penny. It takes her a while to realize she's being wooed. Future-fic, set after L/P breakup.

Written for the kink meme on Paradox. There's a break-in at the guys apartment and Sheldon is hurt. Penny makes him feel better. Rated M for sex and bad language.

A series of ficlets beginning with Sheldon and Penny going for ice cream.

Sheldon watches as Penny and Leonard self-destruct...

Alternate scene from The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation with refs to Bath Item Gift Hypothesis, so may be spoilers. Sheldon gets his revenge on Leonard. M for rudeness and swears. Now complete with epilogue.

There are times when the thing you love the most will cause your downfall. In the case of Dr. Sheldon Cooper, that would be Science... Sheldon/Penny, with secondary characters Leslie Winkle and Ramona Nowitzki

I just know there's a missing scene in there! I just know it! This is inspired from Episode 1 of Big Bang Theory's Season 3, on what happened after Penny gave Sheldon Star Trek Spoilers

It's angst. There's a car crash. Someone gets hurt. Some feelings are confronted. I'm not sure I could have squeezed in any more cliches if I'd tried... Rating is probably excessive, but just in case.

Sheldon has a theory. Penny disproves it...but not before finding out something she kinda wishes she hadn't.

Sheldon discovers something new about Penny. Just a short little thing. Penny/Sheldon

AU Future-fic. Set within the 'Optimal' series after 'Supply Run.' Sheldon ruminates about Penny's tattoo. penny/sheldon

Sheldon Cooper finds out that he's not always a creature of habit, all he has to do is banish a certain someone to find out. This is my take on what should have happened during The Panty Piñata Polarization.

Penny gets robbed and must rely on Sheldon for some support.

Penny goes to 4A to spend a night of passion with Leonard...and finds out she had made a mistake.

Sheldon asserts that Penny is cute...which is absolutely absurd. Penny/Sheldon oneshot

Penny and Sheldon, one shot smut in a car park. That's about it, really. Missing scene from The Grasshopper Experiment. Just written and posted, sorry for any mistakes...

Oneshot. Penny/Sheldon. Penny has always known what she wanted. And even if what she wants surprises her, she’s still going to get it. She’s that kind of girl.

and 1 time he returns the favor. Written because I apparently smoke a lot of crack.

COMPLETE: How do you betray your best friend? With Stetson hats and perfume like sunshine. Written for Paradox's Fiction Friday/Smutty Saturday prompt: rodeo, laundry, perfume, and confession.

Penny wakes up on her couch and finds Stuart gone. What will she do? Written for the Fiction Friday/Smutty Saturday challenge at Paradox.

Sheldon comes off his caffeine high with unanticipated results. Sheldon/Penny

Sheldon returns from the Arctic. Absolutely S/P.

The bar was empty, and Penny slipped the drink to Sheldon Cooper, which bubbled in a tall cup and had a round green lime wedged onto the edge of the glass... Sheldon/Penny oneshot

For renisanz who requested a 'Penny has a stalker' fic. Penny/Sheldon

Sequel to 'Optimal.' Penny and Sheldon communicate by emails while he's away. penny/sheldon

Penny realizes something important when Sheldon tells her he's going to be gone all summer. AU season 2 finale & wrong location. penny/sheldon

Penny always made Sheldon's chemicals react. Sheldon/Penny, Leonard/OC

Sheldon teaches Penny to dance and discovers some feelings he never knew he had. Just a bit of fun for my first attempt at fanfic. Reviews appreciated, but please be gentle!

Sheldon and Penny are at the mall. S/P, obviously, rated K. This is my first fic for this fandom I love this pairing! This is inspired by "Photobooth" by irrel at deviant art. One-shot. Please read an review!

You left without saying goodbye to me. Sheldon/Penny oneshot.

Sheldon's idea of pillow talk is to explain the multiverse theory.

Penny made an announcement that changed Sheldon's life.

The elevator's finally working and Penny and Sheldon managed to get a test ride...until things get a little interesting...

Sheldon remembers why he always choses Spock in rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock . A little Penny/Sheldon fluffy friendliness that if you squint could be more...

Penny's attempt to sneak some milk out of the boys' fridge during a power outage is thwarted by a watchful Sheldon... but Penny has a few tricks of her own. One-shot.

This drabble focuses on the prompt "lies we tell ourselves". It was written for the fourth Fiction Friday at Paradox.

Penny had wanted to be in the movies. How is it possible that her leading man turns out to be this guy?

Sheldon and Penny play a late night game of Age of Conan...

Sheldon has gone away for a sci fi convcention, and Penny finds herself thinking about him more and more

Penny answers all of Sheldon's reasons why. Written for Fiction Fridays prompt "why" over at LJ Paradox: The Sheldon/Penny Community.

OMG random. Penny/Sheldon. Interpreting Sheldon’s actions according to his own eccentricities as well as social protocols. One-shot.

Sheldon has a plan, but Penny's not sure she can go along with it. How far will Sheldon go to convince her?

Penny is disappointed with Sheldon's idea for a first month anniversary...

Penny adds a new routine to Sheldon's laundry night.

In the wake of the unthinkable, the implausible becomes inevitable for a grieving Sheldon and Penny.

Sheldon takes the leap from theory to practice.

With the boys gone to the Arctic and Penny is left alone, Penny finds herself coping in a way she didn't expect. ONESHOT

Set during "The Vegas Renormalization"- What if Penny and Sheldon had finished their conversation on friends with benefits? S/P

Penny goes to the midnight premiere of Star Trek with the guys. She's dressed as Uhura, while Sheldon obviously goes as Spock, and the two experience a little chemistry off screen.

Penny is called stupid, when an unlikely person comes to her defense. I don't like TBBT anymore so I probably won't finish this. Sorry to anyone who liked this. P/S.

ONESHOT: ...Or, A Shipper's Take on "The Vegas Renormalization" before it ever airs . Spoilers for Monday, April 27th episode "The Vegas Renormalization" season 2 episode 21

A sexy, accidental text becomes the cause of some unaccountable behavior. Penny/Sheldon, all characters. Rated PG-13 The M rating is for Ch. 2 only.

A Valentine's Day Sheldon/Penny Fanfic. What happens when Sheldon and Penny both find themselves alone on Valentine's Day. Rated M for sexual situations.

Penny wants to know why Sheldon kept her, and the answer isn't what she expects. Sheldon/Penny.

ONESHOT. Penny has a little fun with Sheldon because she's cold, lonely, and amazingly on a ski vacation with the boys. Penny/Sheldon.

George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. Sandor's meeting with Alayne does not go the way either of them expected. Possible Spoilers through AFfC set after AFfC.

George R. R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire. Arya tells the Hound about her kills; Sandor broods. Post-Red Wedding. PG for narrated violence.