"I'm the dishonest one, Akari? You betrayed yourself. You do want me… and it kills you, doesn't it? To desire everything you hate." Muti-chapter legal!AU. Yes, seriously. Hirato/Akari and some Yogi/Gareki. I'll also try to weave in as much of the Karneval cast as possible. Rating will change.

Suomen ja Ruotsin tarina.

Natalie, a young girl who works as a servant for Cordelia, is given the responsibility of caring for Ayato whenever his own mother wasn't busy with him. As time progresses and Cordelia is nothing but bad treatment, Natalie becomes like the mother Ayato never had. ***[This story is dedicated to the REAL Natalie/Nat over on Tumblr: ]***

Tsukki is an overprotective dad and Tobio-kun comes to play!

Hello For those who are Diabolik Lovers fans and like humor I give you THIS . This more then one part story. I like DL love stories. But in anime I missed humor witch you could see at some parts in the game. So I decided to put my OC Kaya in DL world. It's more like messing around with the boys. I don't own Diabolik Lovers or anything else that I will use in this story.

No one is born with a heartbeat. The heart will only start beating when a person looks into the eyes of their soul mate. Everybody waits for that day but it's easy to lose hope. Ch1 SuFin, Ch2 Gerita, Ch8, PruCan, Ch9 UsUK, Ch16 Giripan, Ch17 RoChu, Ch32 Spamano, Ch34 IceLiech, Ch35 BelxOc. Fan art created by Bluebellerin on Deviantart! Rated T just to be sure.

It started as an ordinary visit to England, but Alfred never expected the odd encounter he would have with a strange woman on the street. America shares that she gave him an interesting object to Britain, but Arthur will not let the odd turn of events ruin his evening plans to hold a party for the Allies. -DISCONTINUED

The world is in a state of political and economic turmoil, has been for some time now, and the nations are snapping and biting at one another. One bears the worst of it, the one they can't seem to leave alone. In the end, they'll realize just how much they truly need him, but, by then, it could be too late.

Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.

What would happen if you woke up one day inside Black Butler? But not as a side character but you take on the role of Ciel? but not as Ciel exactly but as you? Jump in and discover how young Ebony fairs in the earls shoes.

When Yuma gets feed up with mice ruining his garden he gets the ultimate rodent killer named Scarlet. Little did Yuma know that he didn't adopt just any regular kitten, but a neko... Sorry for the crappy summary but I couldn't think of one. OC x Mukami brothers

Welcome to Axis Psychiatric Hospital. This is where some of the most unique cases of patients are kept. They range from the slightly odd to the very dangerous. Many exciting things happen inside a psychiatric hospital, especially one as special as this. Just stay away from Level 4, where the truly insane are kept, and where one patient decides to wander. ((bad summary sorry .))

2p!Romano is trying to get 2p! Spain to go out with him but Spain sees him as just a child and he acts like he doesn't care or even like Romano at that. Can Romano change Spain's mind or not? READ TO FIND OUT!

Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.

Fated encounters at a bar or even at a bookstore can be the start of something complicated– something like love. A story in which Kageyama and Hinata are somewhat jaded 25-year–olds who find the warmth they've been unconsciously yearning for in each other.

Alphas are supposed to be big and strong to protect their omegas. Omegas are supposed to be small and plump to bear healthy children. Tino is an alpha and Berwald an omega. They are the exact opposite of those set laws. Is this destiny? Or will the two be star-crossed lovers? - Highschool AU - Slight FinRus warning, only for plot development.

Hetalia is filled with truck-loads of adorkable, silly characters who represent o0ur countries in the real world. However, since Himaruya gave quite a few of them human names, was there some meaning behind that? What are these characters REALLY like?

Every citizen at the age of 16 must apply to one of the existing 2000 organizations. Gareki has lived in organization number 2000 for as long as he could remember and never expect to move from the area until a fateful encounter with a certain second ship captain.

College AU where Yamaguchi and Tsukki are sharing a flat. Yamaguchi has a crush on his childhood friend for a long time, who is now dating with Kuroo. And then one day, Yamaguchi meets Oikawa and things start to change. [TsukkiYama, OiYama, KuroTsukki]

DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

Berwald grows up as a selectively mute boy in an environment that isn't exactly tolerant of his difference. It is only when he meets sign language teacher Liz, her husband Roderich and their strange, chaotic group of friends that he begins to truly live and enjoy his life. Love, loss and coming of age in a world that is often unkind to those who are different.

Everyone knew that Norway often choked Denmark with his tie, but no one had anticipated such disastrous consequences... Hints of DenNor.

When a 10-year-old boy prays for his papa, Tino is assigned to help the family and to fulfill Peter's wish. Unfortunately, Tino's the clumsiest angel in heaven and usually ends up messing things up even worse! How's he supposed to help the over-worked, single father by himself? Au! SuFin! Slight!DenNor Angel!Tino Angel!Lukas

Norway loved Denmark's idiot tendencies, but, recently, the Dane's smiles have been rare..

The Nordics are a wacky family. Iceland is the wackiest, but they all have their moments. From wanting to be a stripper to his obsession with rainbow socks, this child is in need of some serious help. CRACK FIC. Characters: Iceland, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland. Extras: Sealand, Hong Kong, and others. Hinted DenNor, SuFin, and possible HongIce. Requests are welcome!

Yui is fed up of Ayato always asking her to make him takoyaki, so she decides to give him some cooking lesson should he ever want some when she isn't there. When these lessons don't seem to be faring well, she eventually gives up. But Ayato is a vampire of many surprises, and he might be able to prove his worth...

Matthias travels the country as part of a troupe of wandering actors. Berwald has just received his commission as the Commander of the Watch in an unfamiliar town. When they witness a witch hunt, they decide to rescue the alleged witch without realizing they might have stumbled upon something stranger than anything either of them could have imagined.

This is a series of Rudgar and Sascha ficlets that were inspired by a conversation with a friend and her headcanons. Although told as separate stories, all actually relate and connect to one another. My friend's headcanon for Sascha is that he's a young boy. Please enjoy the stories!

One idiot, two idiots, three idiots, Tsukishima counts. There are many more idiots, but those are the three giving him a headache at the moment. Wherein Tsuki is not denser than Hinata, and hence is far too aware that Kageyama is hopelessly in love with (and in denial about) the cute little shrimp, and to his dismay his Yamaguchi is apparently just as dense.

Hinata Shouyo and Yamaguchi Tadashi are both Incubuses. But they were different - or weird as what their fellow incubi chose to call them. They're virgins. And now, the Council has sent them to the human realm.

Sometimes all it takes is a shaft of light from the right direction to make the whole world seem brighter. / AU, NorFin

Lukas has been missing for two years now. His brother, Emil, and his cousin, Tino, have been looking for him ever since. But their search might lead them to one place their kind has never gone before: land. Mermaid!AU dennor, sufin, and various other pairings.

Yamaguchi has been abused by his step father and Tsukki eventually finds out. What happens once the word is finally out? "Do you really think I'm that stupid, Yamaguchi?" The blonde countered irritably, his face immediately softening when the shorter boy's eyes squeezed shut in dread. "Y-You can't tell anyone about this, okay? Tsukki, please!"

After a gruelling match of volleyball against Nekoma, it is finally time for the Karasuno team to celebrate a well earned victory.

You know from the start that Tsukishima Kei isn't necessarily a good person. But that doesn't make him a bad one. (Or Yamaguchi introduces his friends to his boyfriend and it doesn't go over very well.)

In a world where magic is as common as the stars in the sky, a good-for-nothing fisherman's son gets cursed, makes friends, gets political, and breaks a spell, all the while falling in love with a sorcerer with whom he has more in common than anyone thinks. DenNor w/ SuFin, HongIce, RoChu, and others on the side.

Tsukishima isn't good at comforting people. He knows that. But when he accidentally finds Yamaguchi trembling in a closet, on the verge of tears, he has to try.

What happens when Ciel Phantomhive, a beautiful, blind boy at St. John's mental asylum, falls indisputably in love with his doctor's voice? Modern AU. Sebastian/Ciel

Living in the world of Hetalia isn't always easy for Reader. There's America challenging her to drinking contests, rumors going around that China likes her, England's several different personas flying all over the place; not to mention Romano's been going all tsundere on her & the BTT's practically been fighting for her attention. Oh, and those damn 2Ps just won't leave her alone.

„Ich bin der Unehrliche, Akari?" Du hast dich selbst betrogen. Du willst mich... und es bringt dich um, nicht wahr? .. all das zu begehren, was du hasst." (Übersetzung des engl. Originals "Aloft", von Azii, mit freundlicher Zustimmung)

emylee moonshyne mooved form wiscunsin to calyforna. seh met a frend named toot bot den seh gut tooken by alyens!1 will seh fund troo loaf?

Yui finds Azusa sitting in a bathtub of blood. She screams.

What are the brothers suppose to do without Reiji; the one who usually takes care of everything!

Lonely barista Tadashi Yamaguchi is set on spending Christmas alone, again. Until he meets a handsome blonde stranger who shakes him from his yuletide melancholy and steals his heart. However not everything is as pleasant or simple as it seems.

A transwoman named Anya meets a surprisingly spry young man one evening. Trans!Rus x Ame Human AU

5 times when Tsukishima told Yamaguchi to shut up

"Having a great vocabulary didn't save the Thesaurus from extinction." - The Karasuno volleyball team go on a team bonding exercise and discover that Tsukishima is basically a dinosaur nerd. (no spoilers for Jurassic World, do not fear)

Oneshot. A different take on Soubi and Kio's conversation about butterflies.

Struggling single dad Daichi is at his wits end as he moves his sons Nishinoya and Hinata to yet another day care after a string of incidents. Hoping this time will be different, he is surprised and pleased to meet other single father Suga and his two sons Asahi and Kageyama. Together the couple seek to create a loving, supportive home for their sons throughout any trial.

Taking initiative once Yuu falls unconscious in the battlefield, Mika whisks him away from the rest of the world. Yuu fails to wake up for several days, however, and with a depleted blood stock Mika grows closer and closer to losing himself. It's a good thing, then, that Yuu is willing to offer himself once he wakes up... right?

A collection of short one-shots based off the Game and Anime of Diabolik Lovers. Yui x Sakamaki Brothers. Enjoy!

The sequel to Diabolik Journey, but this time the Mukami brothers are taking over! Enter Yui's daily life as she takes on these four, equally sadistic vampire brothers.

Vampires never really care about family relationship or something like that, but Frederick Bathory has read books written by humans. It appears that showing affection for your family members is an obligation and common thing to do. For the humans anyway. /OC, OOC, typos, rated T for safe/ RnR?

This story sucks.

Irritated, the eldest Mukami flopped on to the cream colored couch propped against the brick wall with a groan. Glancing over to Azusa, he opened his mouth to ask a question, but Kou was one step ahead of him. "We don't know. He's been standing there since I've arrived." The other two brothers nodded. Yuma sighed warily. "Never seen him this fuckin' concentrated."

Yama's sad and Tsukki wants to know why and its bad

Gareki is a cold blooded vampire who is faced with a situation he can't protest about. A horrible past event caused by a human haunts him. Will gareki be able to trust humans enough to fight along side them in a upcoming battle with vampires that call themselves varuga. Or will he let his hatred consume him.

"I'm going to kiss you now, okay" "That makes twenty-seven..." Mika has a habit of stating when he's going to kiss Yuu [MikaYuu one-shot]

Because you don't always need words to say 'I love you'./ Oneshot.

In an ancient kingdom, a prince finds himself lost and dissatisfied within the luxuries of life, while a western diplomat appears to lure him into an impossible labyrinth of love, lust, anger, and regret. Yogi and Gareki from Karneval in a tossing drama. Mature.

"Shut up, Yamaguchi." How that simple phrase between childhood friends went from pissed off to embarrassed to loving, and everything in between. Not-so-happily told from Tsukishima's perspective. {A love story in 7 parts: annoyance; distress; embarrassment; habit; expression; jealousy; love.}

His throat was burning. His throat was always burning and Mika knew exactly why. He knew when this burning had begun. The burning was a constant reminder of what he was forced to become. A reminder of how much he hated how powerless he had been in that moment. He didn't want to die, but he did not want to become a vampire. A blood-thirsty monster [ MikaYuu one-shot ]

Mika's solution to whenever Yuu is ranting or getting into something he shouldn't is to pick him up bridal-style regardless of location. Or the people around them [ MikaYuu AU ]

Alin Radacanu is a student who's heavily influenced by drugs and partying. His life seems like the best thing in the world right now, but there's only so far you can go before it all crashes down on you. This story deals with drug abuse, addictions and abusive situations. This is NOT for the innocent minded. NedRo. Slight BulRo.

Mika's home is Yuu. Yuu's home is Mika. As long as they have each other it can all work out.

One day, Sebastian and Finny run an errand for Ciel and ends up destroying some property. Finny needs to be punished and Sebastian is the one to give it to him, but he's going through demon heat. Sebastian x Finny, Sebastian x Ciel, and Ciel x Finny Threesome Mpreg! Rape!

A songfic explaining how Soubi and Ritsuka feel about one another.

Despite how long it might take, Mika would never stop looking. Shinjuku was just the starting point.

...but if I could, would you love me then? [Complete]

Kageyama Tobio just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, how can he cope when everything he knew was ripped from him by a single mistake? But what if the world he knew wasn't what he thought it was? After all, the world isn't made up of black and white. "You're both Human and Ghoul. You belong on both sides"

"Kano remembers the first birthday party he'd been invited to." — happy birthday to my tiny tiny son, give this boy happiness

Poems based off of the characters from Dandelion

What is love?

"The warmth of Mika's hand was reassuring to Yuichiro, but also heartbreaking, for this warmth would not last long, just like their secret meetings."

If Yamaguchi was to compare the two to anything it would be a scared puppy and an enraged giraffe. "What?" The other student stuttered once he regained part of his composure. "I said 'fuck off,' " venom dripped from every word that was coldly said by the middle blocker. Where someone is rude to Yama and Tsukki puts them in their place.

Ayato and Kanato play punchies.

[9:29:57 AM] ounheagh: fav thing abt this fic is seishins preferred method of getting revenge is anonymously pounding on the doors/walls of the person who wronged him like a fucked up banshee

Yamaguchi is feeling down. His friends know about his self-harming. They decide to throw him the best birthday party ever, but does it turn out they way they were hoping? Or does everything go wrong?

Denmark arranges a holiday for the Nordic 5 at a place called De Island, not knowing the horrors that are waiting for them...

Another crack fic for my wonderful readers injoy the fic! -Wearetheworld

"It was nothing fancy or elaborate- it never was- and they knew he liked it that way." — happy birthday to seto, my favorite ball of sunshine

Pottertalia DenNor oneshot. Mathias walks into the Great Hall to find himself in the centre of everyone's attention.

"But at least, for these few precious moments, Kano is able to share some of that warmth with him." —setokano; kano's musings during a much-needed hug

Somebody has stolen Heracles Karpusi's cats and it's now up to him and his friends to get his cats back! (BETTER SUMMARY INSINDE)

Garenai fluff. Because he, apparently, can't seem to fall asleep anymore without hearing back from that stupid Niji. Rated for language.

It was never supposed to be like this. Never did he want Daichi to find out his secret this way, with the lifeless corpse he was devouring in front of him. (Slight Gore Warning)

An accident, that's all it was. Sleepless nights in a hospital room. A desire to feel. They felt.

Yamaguchi Tadashi and Tsukishima Kei know each other and have been best friends since elementary school. What would happen when new feelings started developing not only in the freckled boy, but also in the ice king? You can find me as book worm at AO3

Yamaguchi loves theater. Tsukishima loves astronomy. Tsukishima is really good at acting, and Yamaguchi has constellations of freckles.

Ice skating is not Shion's forte.

Tsukishima has always been a bit cold and distant, but Yamaguchi has always understood him. What will happen when these two opposites start to clash more than usual? Tsukishima Kei x Yamaguchi Tadashi, rated T for mild swearing.

Yamaguchi is afraid of thunder; Tsukishima's restless, worried over some timid boy with freckles everywhere. (Based on Nikoru-senpai's headcanon on tumblr).

WWI/1920s AU. In the spring of 1914, Mathias comes to work at Lille Skarstind, crumbling country house of the once-rich Bondevik family, and there he falls in love with Lukas, the young master of the house. But war is cruel. It will break their hearts and spirits, change Mathias from a boy into a man, and leave Lukas with a secret as hidden and shameful as Dorian Gray's portrait.

What happens when Sweden gets betrayed by his so called brothers? And what happens when he faces love for the first time? SuFin, rated M for later chapters.

"It's a bit cruel, isn't it? Stealing someone's money and their life." [Ghoul!Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, Sawamura. Sugawara mention.]

"You and your fucking binge-eating habits! You're on the top of CCG's hit list. They're gonna find us sooner or later. And all because you like seeing people die." [Ghoul!Iwaizumi & Ghoul!Oikawa-centric, no pairings]

At times I feel that the world has lost sense of time, and how finite while at once infinite it truly is. So, as I transcribe my dying breaths into words, remembering all the words from my lost journals, I bid you, too, to never envy the life of a timeless man. SuFin - COMPLETE

"It was less asking and more Kei saying, 'It's called a date and I'm getting you tomorrow at six' before walking up the steps into his house while Tadashi was left standing on the sidewalk, a full-bloomed cherry blossom blush on his face."

As the youngest servant of the Sakamaki manor, Leon has the hardest job of them all. As the personal attendant to the Sakamakis' needs his job varies from baking and cooking for Kanato and the others to picking herbs and serving tea for Reiji. With the newest resident Yui Komori, everyone's past seems to come back to the surface. Warnings: abuse, cursing, dark themes, horror,

Tsukki's one of his favorite people—no, his absolute favorite person, and spending so much time with him is just… wonderful.

Yui wishes the rain clouds wouldn't cover up the sun. Laito suggests she's looking for it behind the wrong clouds.

Hinata was just so hungry he was blinded by it. Kageyama was there, walking home in the night after volleyball practice. He was an easy target that's all, Hinata didn't mean to do it. (Haikyuu and Tokyo Ghoul crossover AU, also based off a headcanon I have) ((Rating may change in the future))

In which Yuma attempts to water his garden with the family hose. It does not go well.

Yui discovers, much to her dismay, that the Sakamakis don't celebrate Christmas, so when it finally snows on Christmas Eve, it's inevitable that she'll want to go out and play in it. It is also inevitable that the rest of the household is unwittingly dragged into it as well.

Just a fanfic I wrote, nothing really special here. U w U

Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray Do not go gentle into that good night Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Making the leap from Muggle to magic in the space of just a few months is a disconcerting experience for anyone. And one cold November day, it all gets a bit much for Tadashi to handle. Hogwarts AU.

shti im branchin like a tree its kinda shit but its past my bed time and im

This is just a joke, a very bad joke.

For MERMER one of my BFFs!

Tino would be happy if all he ever had was winter and the wolf that always watched him. He'd also be happy if all he ever had was summer and the boy that watched him once.

Mathias takes Tino aside for a "talk".

Lovino knew he was neither perfect nor loved. Feliciano had that role. Lovino didn't care. All he did was get beaten by his father every day. Yeah. He didn't care. But when a sickly Spaniard moves in next door, can they be the reason for each other's survival? Prequel to MD.

All it takes is a certain frightened American asking him to check under his bed for monsters for England to realise that America hasn't changed at all. {UKUS, England x America}

After a trip to a nearby city, Alfred's life suddenly changes and he is hospitalized. A doctor there claims he could fix up Alfred no problem, if only he understood the problem at hand. And, well, maybe he shouldn't. One-shot

A collection of intertwined Devil Survivor 2 short stories, that make up one big story in the end. Some may contain Yaoi, so if you do not like it then do not read. Those who enjoy the anime and or my writing, read on. The stories mainly follow the life of Hibiki Kuze, though I may do a few branch off ones if I wish or if requested. Thanks for reading!

Warning: These trailers aren't called honest for nothing.

In which a Sugamama is a precious flustered angel, and Daichi is in denial.

This is the story of Yamaguchi Tadashi who is bullied online, cyberbullied, by people and his promise with Tsukishima Kei. Warning: Suicide attempt and mean words to a precious freckled angel. TsukiYama TsukkiYama Takes place before Karasuno, so back in middle school.

Yamaguchi believes that he can take care himself, but what happens when everything begins to fall apart one by one?

America and England visit Whitechapel in the present, but the past is always there. Horror-ish, short fic.

Finland was sick of it all! He was sick of the constant longing, love-sick glances between the two nations! Something needed to be done! And so, he made it his own personal mission to get Denmark and Norway together! And with Sweden's help what could possibly go wrong? SuFin! DenNor!

How To Make Your Childhood Friend Be Your Boyfriend. Kuroo and Bokuto, love gurus, teaches Yamaguchi to escape the Friend Zone.

"Something is creeping up the stairs, creeping, crawling, through your hairs, and up your neck and over your chin: close your lips, don't let it in. There's no use in running away when the Inspector comes to play." Your best hope is to act Dead. (Human AU, one-shot, not Germancest, warnings inside)

Antonio wakes up with a bad dream, just to find something far more scary. (Warning, major character death)

This was one of those rare occasions where Kei's dick was actually half hard, and he and Yamaguchi were going to take full advantage of it. Depression has its many difficulties. Tsukishima and Yamaguchi try to deal with one of them.

A parody of Death Note. Light is braindead fanboy with a god complex, Ryuk is a lonely soul looking for love, Misa is a violent streetfighter with a bad reputation and L is a depressed goth, forever in existential crisis. This is bound to end well.

Tsukki and Yamaguchi go on their first date. Fluff ensues.

Tsukishima walks into a bar, sees a drunk Hinata, Asahi and Nishinoya making out in a corner while being squashed by 25 cats, and wonders how the hell did he allow himself to get into this mess.

When Berwald met Tino Väinämöinen, the new personal secretary for Lars, for the first time, he resisted his Alpha instinct to take over the wonderful Omega smell and claim it for himself. When Tino first met Berwald, he resisted his own instinct to submit to the powerful smell. Yet, natural instinct still had a tendency to prevail. Prelude to True Nature. SuFin! Omegaverse!

"Shenanigans" is Sugawara Koushi's favorite word. (Or: the one where volleyball boys cause a lot of problems for each other.)

Ivan Braginsky thought his life was over when his wife left him for a wealthier man. Instead, a deal is struck when the devil comes a'knocking in the form of a teenage boy. A teenage boy with a too-wide toothy grin and a vintage bomber jacket.

Foxy the Pirate has been out of commission since the Bite of '87, and he hasn't seen the light of day in years. Now, living in darkness, he hunts the new security-guard with a passion to kill. But then the guard does something very... strange. Something that a rule-breaking meanie would never do.

I took this ship too far help Edit: Since I haven't been active in years and this was the last story I posted, I revised it a teeny bit to get back into the groove. Mostly pwp of Shintaro/Konoha with some fluffy Shintaro/Haruka

After a practice match at a local school, Yamaguchi runs into some old enemies. Fortunately, Tanaka-senpai is protective of his kouhai.

Hazuki Nagisa has a secret trait that no one else knew about. He is possessive, sometime extremely so, and he's willing to do anything to protect things that are rightfully his. And that includes Rei-chan. Nagisa/Rei/Nagisa, a multi-chapter story.

Hungary recently finds out who she was related to and is surprised who it is, staring the Uralic Trio! Also there's a bit of SueFin in this story.

Daisuga Flower Shop AU

Slit the throat of reason and reality. Wake up to this nightmare that will never end. A puppet of their sick perversions' appetite, will I be trapped inside this hell until I die? So make me your Deadman, stuck in your "Wonderland". Watch me bleed. Discontinued for future rewrite

It only took a few words to get Tadashi to come running. For instance, 'I'm lonely', sent at 10:47 on a Monday night from someone who never texted him first.

Natsuno is a hipster, Tatsumi has swag, and Nao has an unfortunate obsession with pocketless jeans and loafers. A series of cracky oneshots about the Shiki characters and their interactions throughout the plot. Hilarity ensues.

she wakes up pressed against a boy. —twelve/lisa

Hinata brings in snacks for everyone on the team, but forgets to mention one small detail: they contain peanuts. And Yamaguchi just so happens to be allergic to those... Fluffy Tsukiyama with background Kagehina because I can't leave that pairing out of any HQ stories I write. Rated T for safety.

Yamaguchi Tadashi was a normal boy with a plain face with a boring life, or so that's what he thinks. In contrast, Tsukishima Kei just screams a striking aura-a tall stature, a provoking stare, and a life full of threats from those who get irked by his icy expression. With such a distance between their lives, will they be able to connect at some point?

I feel a sharp pain piercing my neck. I gasp and wince in pain as I feel my blood oozing out. "That's right. Now is the much anticipated time to scream. Humour me by screaming at the top of your lungs." Ayato says with such maliciousness. I try and hold back a gasp. I guess Vampires really do exist... Novelization of Diabolik Lovers with a different main character: Sara Anami.

"I'm a ghoul, Kei. Pretty shocking huh?" He teased while the humans in front of him scrambled. He really couldn't let them get away. If they did, the doves were sure to come after him and he couldn't risk that. Sighing dramatically, Kuroo turned his gaze up to the gray skies above him. "Well, the charade was fun while it lasted." Pairing: Ghoul!Kuroo x Human!Tsukishima

Alin and Tsvetan had been best friends for years. However, one day, Alin realizes that he's in love with Tsve. There's only one problem; they're both roommates and Tsve has a girlfriend. May be smut in later chapters.

Reicheru Ketsuekineko-oni is a 17 year old caat-demon girl who is torturched by the memory of her father. She works for the Yakuza with her dog-cat-demon friend Inuyasha. She loves denmark but her love is put into peril. Will she save her relationship and destory her father? FIND OUT!

A phone call after practice is enough to turn Tsukishima's life upside down. As he struggles to cope, he realises that maybe, just maybe, trusting people isn't such a bad thing; that maybe, just maybe, he can start over and give his relationship-making within the volleyball team another shot.

SuFin fluff. Tino has a bad day, and Berwald makes things a little less painful.

Breakfast Club AU – with criminal!Prussia, nerd!Canada, jock!Hungary, popular!France, and punk!England. PruCan and FrUK, pre-Bad Touch Trio. – ONESHOT.

What if Natsuno and Tohru survived the purge of Sotoba? Natsuno Yuuki is not pleased when he awakens in the middle of a burned wasteland to the discovery that he is still "alive." All he wants is to rest in peace; however, a drastic choice forced upon him may come to change the way he defines his future, along with life itself.

Drunk!Tsukki courtesy of Noya-san and Tanaka-san, and sometimes taking the less invasive approaches are the quickest roads to romance.

My first beautiful story, each layer of the story is packed with thrilling content.

You are my beginning and ending. Prompt: holdings hands Now only a oneshort

Oneshot. Various ships mentioned! What happens when Hinata can't keep his mouth shut about how great of a boyfriend Kageyama is? The Great Boyfriend Debate of course! Also known as the time Nekoma and Karasuno single-handedly drove Kageyama crazy. Starts off kinda fluffly then quickly turns into a downward spiral of crack.

He was late and early at the same time.

Finland rings Sweden up for phone sex. Sweden is shy at first, then he really gets into it. Quick & Dirty SuFin PWP.

Yamaguchi is hopelessly in love with Tsukishima. He always has been, but he's too afraid to admit his feelings. He gets his hopes up all the time only to be let down, but maybe Tsukishima is in love with him too. Tsukiyama. Yaoi. Lots of fluff & smuttiness.

When Tino receives a long, beautifully-written letter from a secret admirer, he becomes obsessed with finding out their identity. Of course, that's not as simple as it seems, and what's he to do when his admirer turns out to be a guy? SuFin! Part of the Hetalia Secret Admirers verse!

Take it. It's yours now. Big brother.

Hafa has wandered the desert for years under the affliction of a terrible curse. [Pairings: MakoHaru, NagiRei, RinTori]

Daichi and Sugawara never expected to have three lives dependent on them when they're only in their mid-twenties. But they wouldn't give up on those three brats for the world. When they believe two more children are going to be added to their odd family, they are given a shock of their lifetime. Their family of five just became a family of nine. AUFamily

A series of oneshots revolving around Subaru Sakamaki.

A collection of one-shots between Finnian and Snake because I have recently begun to hardcore ship these two. Rated T just in case, and it might change depending on what I decide to write. Rviews and/or scene suggestions would be very much appreciated. Thanks and happy reading!

Remember the book Finny was named after, Fenian Cycle? Finny has some issues with one of it's chapters. Non-crack.

It's been one hell of a night for Tino. A sticky situation lands him in the strong, muscular arms of a mysterious drag queen and her posse of weirdoes living over the convenience store on the edge of Chinatown, and Tino can't help but be a little interested in his stiletto-wearing savior. SuFin with DenNor and HongIce on the side.

10 words, 10 drabbles

This tells the story of Snake before he joined the Noah's Ark Circus (Black Butler/Vocaloid crossover)

The boys searching through the internet and discovering their own fandom. Rated for language.

It started when he called me 'Pathetic' and it started again when i told him he didn't need to pay for his cupcakes. TSUKIYAMA bakery AU ( repost of old story cause i accidentally deleted it )

We never met

This is the true sorting of your favorite Hetalia characters, as of J.K. Rowling's official site, Pottermore. Know where the countries truly belong in the Hogwarts school, as well as what their wand is made of.

By chance Berwald receives a phone call and finds himself shortly thereafter adopting a son. The son's past is complicated, just as Berwald and his husband Tino's is. When dark histories intermingle, maybe it's best to wait for that train. SuFin, T, family

When Baalberith chooses a new candidate, Sytry has two options: he can either try to regain his uncle's favor, or fight against him to take his throne. Pairings and warnings inside.

Getting together isn't easy simply because you love each other... But it's easier than you think! DaiSuga, birthday fic for adgxvnetu

Suga can knit, and trouble ensues.

Yamaguchi found two shortcakes in his fridge. He and Tsukki ended up eating them together. [ TsukiYama drabble. Fluff. ]

shit going down with homora and madoka

Series of drabbles featuring Hirato and Akari. Cameos from Tsukitachi. Also includes weaponized neckties, downright scandalous office etiquette, a glimpse of Hirato's frighteningly dark side and Akari's slightly masochistic one. Plus Yogi, because everyone needs a little Yogi. Can be cavity-inducing and/or soul-crushing in places. Largely manga-based.

some shit goin down the the madkakkk world and gay people are gaying and weed good times

The story of the 'We Have Yet To Win Eurovision Club'. Written in preparation for the upcoming contest. Mostly crack.

His eyes held a lick of flame the blocker had never seen before. It made him wonder just where that flame could take the one known as Yamaguchi Tadashi. TsukkiYama.

Rei was in the middle of drinking his beverage when Haruka appeared in front of the table suddenly and silently, as he was apt to do. His bright blue eyes swept over Rei once, and the end of his fluffy tail twitched very slightly. In a completely flat and disinterested tone, he said, "Nagisa's in heat."

His name was Ludwig. Yes that was who he was, a man that Miller found that was willing to help him and his troops. He never would have thought that this one little encounter would be what changes everything for them, and for Private Ryan.

Three months ago, while painting a proposal, Alfred fell from the top of the town water tower and died. Three months ago, Arthur lost his most important person. Three months ago, Arthur's life went to the dogs. Now, today, Alfred came back.

There is an old phone that sits on a coffee table in the hallway by the front door. It's an antique or something. My grandma owned it before she died. I know it doesn't work, so why does this Arthur person keep calling?

Tino and Berwald run a toy shop in 1880's London with their family. But when people start turning up horrifically murdered, people who've worked their way up in life, like Tino and Berwald, the pair find themselves in a race against time to find the killer before they or someone they love become the next victims. AU. SuFin, Dennor, AusNz, Gerita, PruHunAus, SeaWy and others.

He laughs, and Kaworu knows he will never love anything the way he does Shinji Ikari. Kawoshin. College AU.

He's a man obsessed.

You are name, a completely worthless country and a horrible person every guy in Hetalia is attracted to for no reason at all. Seriously, dating a rock would be more romantic. With your ever changing personality and tendency to time jump to random places whenever the plot requires it is about to get you a date from everyone. And Russia is evil because we need an antagonist.

Envisage: to form a mental image of; visualize; contemplate. Konoha dreams he is someone else. AU. PWP. SLASH.

Wie oft ihm so was wohl schon passiert ist? Dieses temporäre 'Ich liebe dich', was nie bei ihm bleibt, sondern naturgemäß dazu verdammt ist, in einer sterblichen Hülle dahinzusiechen? [Amerika x Reader]

Life was decent, if it could be called that, in their early childhood. But after a traumatic incident puts two lives at stake and sends them on the run for safety, what happens when everything that is good becomes hideous and ugly, out to find and harm them at any chance it can get. Can they regain their happiness, or live in fear and sadness for the rest of their lives?

japan has lent America another one of this movies, oh no! But what evers going with the thing out side doesn't help at all.

Alfred is ill. Arthur finds out. Fluff, USUK/UKUS.

Reiji thinks Shu is good for nothing. Shu reminds Reiji that he is still the oldest, whether Reiji thinks he deserves it or not. PWP. One-Shot. Crack. Rated M for intense smut. YAOI.

Because two Omegas shouldn't be together. Especially if they're of the same gender.

Haru didn't understand. He was there first. He had been there longer. And now suddenly Urara shows up and Yuki gives him all of his attention? Haru didn't get it. And he didn't like it either.

K sick!fic wherein Mikoto gets bested by Totsuka, Anna picks a favorite, and Kusanagi smiles knowingly.

Shū, Laito, and Subaru Sakamaki plus Ruki and Yūma Mukami are drugged and left in front of a hot spring where they are to spend two nights and a day together? The drug has made them extremely horny and not a sole at the hot spring realizes that they are vampires. How will this vacation turn out?

In an AU Nezumi is a third year who goes to a rich boys school where he aimlessly waits for when he can leave. When he meets a mysterious boy with red eyes named Shion he thinks, maybe, he has something to look forward to everyday. Rated M for yaoi (malexmale) and cussing. Expect smut in later chapters.

Naoya dreams of having a Christmas like when they were kids, while Naoto avoids the very thought of it. Will Naoto be able to make Naoya happy? T for cursing. Brotherly love.

Sweden and Finland are out on the open road and Finland questions why Sweden calls him 'wife'. "Well, what comes to mind when you think of a wife?" Fluffy SuFin one-shot, SLASH! *Edited as of November 29, 2014*

Just a Hetalia Christmas Song Spoof :)

For the first time in his life, Berwald finds love. And it's in the form of a perfect Finn who becomes a regular at the coffee shop he works at. Written for the Surströmmiakki Fest on Dreamwidth. SuFin.

Ever wonder what the Hetalia characters would write down for their resumes if they applied for human jobs or college? Or how they would epically fail at certain jobs? Now taking requests.

Being a whore is easy: all Arthur has to do is spread his legs and take the money. He doesn't have to face his past; nor does he have to deal with love. And for good reason - because when he does fall head-over-heels for someone, he's forced to realize that his sins go beyond prostitution, and that even as he rediscovers himself, his past is coming back to haunt him after all.

SuFin. Human AU. Tino has just moved to Australia, working in a big restaurant for his creepy French boss. Life is good, but he is still lonely. That's when he meets (crashes into) Berwald and gets the life scared out of him. Berwald, who is immediately infatuated with him, tries to show him love. But Tino has a dark secret that has left him terrified of love. Can Berwald help him?

Tino becomes pregnant and faces tragedy. He and Berwald must fight to survive and keep warm in the ever frozen world. MPREG SUFIN

Tino loves Christmas, and he loves doing things like Secret Santa. But what happens when he has to get a gift for his crush? Christmas themed SuFin Oneshot!

Arthur was adamant to abandon all of his Catholic preachings upon arriving at boarding school, regardless of whether his parents liked it or not. However, he soon learns that old habits die hard when a familiar American shows up and introduces him to homosexuality. That couldn't be orthodox! Men just weren't supposed to love other men...right? Warning: religion, slight homophobia.

Peter just can't get to sleep, but he sees something much better than a bedtime story anyway.

Everyone makes wishes, but what happens when one particular wish comes true? When this wish was made, three girls never would have expected it to actually come true! Now, these girls can go on the adventure of their lives, with the guys of their dreams. However, every wish has its consequences. (OCs used. Don't like? Don't read!)

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

Atlantia Rebekka Lauren is a normal everyday goth girl, and she then finds the love of her life, Edward Cullen. Credit to BeckyMac666 for writing this story.

A fellow Sherlock author asked me to put together a comprehensive guide to writing both gay and straight erotic fiction, as well as lists of sexy words and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use. Includes Table of Contents and References.

Berwald knows something is off with Tino, but he doesn't know how to help. Desperate for answers, he pushes Tino to admit he has a problem. Is the situation too much for Berwald to handle? Or will he be able to fix his lovely wife? Human AU, human names used. SuFin. Trigger warning: ED.

While drinking at the local dive bar, Booker finds himself bothered by a newcomer who asks him about the past. ((Just a short fic done on a whim, sorry for any editing errors or out of characterness))

Poland is kidnapped by alien invaders. Lithuania assembles a team to rescue Poland and put a stop to the aliens' evil plot, but all is not as it seems... (Lithuania/Poland, Italy/Germany, Sweden/Finland)

When Nagisa gets sick during swim practice Rei volunteers to take him home. Fluffy Nagisa/Rei

Set in a time where Sweden and Finland don't have Sealand or Ladonia, Sweden desperately wants a kid. There is a way he can have one, or more - but it is a horrible way that none should know of. Warnings: Cannibalism. Rated M for... cannibalism. Bad cannibalism. Clueless as to genres, but I think these cove it pretty fairly.

If you wake up and look into the eyes of everyone in the world and see nothing but hate written in them, how do you react? Furthermore, how do you react when all that hate is pointed directly at you, and you can't even remember what you did to cause it? It must hurt, surly there is some pain left over when looking into the eyes of everyone who wants you to disappear...

A hetalian take on Little red riding hood.Some what pointless. Contains my friend wolfy's oc Siberia.no pairings.

Thanks to a Scandinavian investor Chuck Shurley was able to start publishing again. This man does not take kindly to Chuck's sudden change of heart and goes to America to persuade him. After all this was supposed to be his anniversary gift. This little trip turns into a not so little incident though, which leads to some startling discovers for Chuck. He'd thought Angels were bad.

While on a camping trip to better their relationships, the nations find themselves face to face with a faceless creature that has emerged from the heart of the forest looking for a friend. (Well, you can't really be face to face with a faceless person...so it's more like face to...erm...)

Manga Kaworu and Shinji get into a fight and then hug it out. Violence, blood, angst, and smooching.

Denmark has officially screwed up another one of their dates, and their anniversary at that. So feeling upset and depressed, Norway uses his magic to transport himself to a parallel world in which he had never existed. Looks like trouble, and trouble can only lead to: juiceboxes, hair curls, spiders, and...blood? Uh-oh, here we go... DenNor.

Driven out of bed by plaguing dreams, Gareki mysteriously ends up outside Yogi's bedroom. Yogi/Gareki. One-shot.

Gareki gets jealous of Yogi and Nai's constant fluffiness. He wasn't any kind of attention seeker, with him being content with his solitude, he didn't need anyone, he needs Nai.

(TROLL FIC) World meeting where Russia is creepy and tries to kill ever1 oh noes but luckiyly my OC Maria Theresa Ican'trememberwhat Sue is her to save everyoneeeeee Rated M cos of Romano's mouth and the perv France LLOOOOOL

...but what surprises Misato the most is the overwhelming amount of trust that she seems to have suddenly inputted into the Creepy Kid with Mysterious Past Kaworu Nagisa Fund. Four different people look at Kaworu and Shinji's relationship. Kaworu and Shinji are too busy being smitten with each other to notice. Kawoshin.

His name is Arthur Kirkland, and he is in love with his best friend.

Another for the fanfic giveaway. Yukiharu move to Tokyo and their first night there ;) Rated M for a lot of smut.

Antonio was dared to wear a school girl uniform. Lovino just can't resist him. Spamano smut. Warnings inside.

A typical morning aboard Circus' second ship that starts with Yogi waking up from a terrible nightmare, Nai oversleeping, Gareki waking him up, and Tsukumo being Tsukumo.

Prompt for Sebcat in the third giveaway! Kate walks in on Yuki and Haru kissing, and gives them a piece of her mind.

Pottertalia AU. Arthur shook his head, stepping forward and standing up on his tip toes to read the inscription etched into the frame. "Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi," he expertly read. "I show not your face but your heart's desire. The Mirror of Erised..."

In the morning, when the Sheep would wake them up, Gareki would say nothing about the way Nai was tucked into him, and Nai would say nothing about the protective, possessive way that Gareki's arms were wound around his waist.

It's cold and rainy out and they've only got one umbrella between the two of them. Denmark persuades Norway to share with him. Norway ends up regretting agreeing to do so less than he expected. DenmarkxNorway

Finland finds out some fetishes that his husband has. Story will remain as 'Complete' because each one is separate.

Alfred F. Jones, a stranger who reveals he is suffering from amnesia, joins the Avengers after helping them stop the Serpant Society's attack on New York. The team begins to wonder what makes him so special. And Nick Fury isn't pleased to see that there is little to no information on Alfred. What's his secret?

Denmark visits Finland in the winter. Snowball fights and cuddling ensues. Denmark/Finland, fluff

After being assigned to look up a new chatting website for his article, Arthur ends up meeting Alfred, an American across the world who is the first to become his actual friend, both online and off. As things only get worse with Arthur's poor lifestyle, he is offered to come onto a Europe tour with Alfred's college class. Could it be that their more than just "chat buddies"? USUK

Iceland has gotten into a kissing phase. Little Iceland

You are about to be told the most epic, the most amazing, the most awesomesaucetastic story that you've ever heard! Ya wanna know why! Because I am the Goshdarn (kept it PG there guise!) United 'Effin (did it again!) States of 'MURICA. That's right! The sexiest darn country in the world ;) (ladies I will allow you to change your panties now). Crack fic. Super lulzy

Tabris is the angel of free will. He thinks maybe it's time to use it.

I will start putting all of my SuFin stories in this, since I write about them a lot. For now it consists of "Amethyst All Over," "The Heat Makes Us Crazy," and "Christmas." But now they're in order! I really did write them backwards! Also over. No more updates. Sorry.

Iceland has been behaving differently around Denmark for the past day or so, and Denmark isn't sure why. Little!Iceland

America is hosting Christmas this year, and Hungary is keeping a special eye out for any action under the mistletoe! What happens when she spots Finland and Sweden's chance meeting?

Summer and December are best friends with secrets... and some secrets they don't know themselves. Prussia/OC England/OC

"...Stay with me, just for one more night," Sinbad & Judal both have something in common - a lusting for the another yet both of them know that they can never coexist. JudalxSinbad/Yaoi/Smut/One-shot

I lay on his chest, listening to the hollow of his chest, there's no heartbeat, no pulse, no body heat, nothing, no sign of life. He caresses my hair and plants a kiss on my forehead. "Ti amo, fratello." DISCONTINUED

Even after Judal hurts Ja'far badly, Sinbad still can't turn him away.

Judal won't tell Kougyoku what it's like to kiss Sinbad.

There was one thing he needed, and only one person who could give it to him. SinbadxJudal. PWP

What if Antonio and Lovino never had that argument? What if Antonio had never died? What if Lovino had everything he could ever want? True love. Parents. An outstanding career. Is it truly worth losing his son over? Lovino is now faced with the ultimate decision between his son and the love of his life. Will he choose right? Spin-off to MD

Late birthday present for P0ck3tf0x. Fluff. Just read it. You don't need your teeth. XD

Five & one first times in their budding relationship.

Amidst the excitement of the Triwizard Tournament, a certain Tino Väinämöinen joins Hogwarts for one year. Can he fit in and live out the exchange without being troubled by certain other Nordics? / Human AU, SuFin.

Standing out on the balcony of their Paris hotel room, Sweden finally makes the decision to let his feelings be known for Finland.

The first thing Yuki heard was the creaking of the bedsprings. Yuki/Haru.

"Tino vetää syvään henkeä ja antaa katseensa seurata muukalaisen siipien reunaviivoja." Tino, Lucifer

When 14 year old Arthur Kirkland is evacuated from London during the Blitz, he dreads having to live with an American family. The Briton expects despair, loneliness, and lack of love- But what he doesn't expect, is to be wrong. Arthur's POV. USUK WW2 AU - Discontinued.

A.K.A the black asylum. every ones crazy and in an asylum. characters from kuroshitsuji 1 & 2 present!

Since Sweden wouldn't go all the way, the sexually curious Finland let his imagination run wild using the plot of a Swedish legend he stumbled upon. Um, dragon and yaoi goodness ahoy?

Francis forced Arthur to go to a ball hosted by an aristocrat, only for Arthur to find that he stands out like a sore thumb. He attracts the attention of that aristocrat and they start dancing. The clock strikes 12 and Arthur is forced to leave. Little did he know that the aristocrat is dead set on finding him again. USUK, based on Cinderella. One-shot

Maybe you'll let him stick around. Just for a little while. / Yuki introspection on Haru.

The more powerful something is, the more damage it can do. Gendo's love for Yui drove him to insane and monstrous acts to get her back. Shinji is Gendo's son. Kaworu spent his last night on earth showing Shinji that someone could care for him. Maybe that wasn't such a good idea...

Peter Oxenstierna was a normal 10 year-old boy. He went to school, played at the park, and ate jelly sandwiches. He was... average. Except for the fact that his parents slept in stone coffins during the day. Light SuFin told in a child's POV, inspired by Katy Towell's 'The Mockingbird Song'.

He wasn't sure how it started, but that seemed to matter less and less. One-sided Akira/Haru

"We should stop this." The words were so sudden and said so low it was almost a whisper...

Haru has learned many things since he came to Earth, but there are many more things which he has yet to understand, some of which are: 1 - Don't kiss your friends, and 2 - Don't copy the television.

All the European countries react when they find out their results in the Eurovision Song Contest. And since they're so competitive, it definitely means war. Crackfic.

There is an urban legend about nocturnal beings in their academy. Lovino finds a notebook telling him that if he eats the mermaid's flesh, his love will come true. M for gore.

When Finland wakes in a strange, dark world, nothing could have prepared him for the nightmares he was about to endure, the things he came across, the sounds he had to hear, nor the action he had to take.

A chaste kiss is stolen between the flowing sheets dancing in the summer's breeze. SuFin... Nothing too cheesy, real names used, just cute.

Arthur Kirkland is Sherlock Holmes. Alfred F. Jones is John Watson. Together, they solve murders. Sherlock parody with APH characters.

In one last fight, Antonio's life is taken from him in the sounds of a blaring horn and screeching metal. Now lonely and bitter, Lovino has shut out the world around him. But what if his dear lover comes back from the dead as not a man but a child?

Tino gets bored during a meeting and writes a list of what he has been told - numerous times - not to do.

Gareki's desperate attempt to hide an embarrassing secret doesn't work with Yogi around. Stupid Yogi. Crack!fic! Has some Yogi/Gareki :3

Sweden makes Finland a locket and is nervous about giving it to him! My fist fanfic so please review : Rated T because I'm just not sure...

Nobody knew just what he was capable of. Nobody expected the day he would snap. Now, he's out for revenge. Snapped!Finland. Based slightly on the Finnish version of Savages from Pocahantas.

After a world-wide epidemic, Russia makes organ transplants easily available through a financial plan. Just be sure to keep up with your payments... -First posted story. Based on the concept of REPO! The Genetic Opera. NOT A CROSSOVER.

Short SuFin drabble. Berwald thinks Tino hates him, and vice versa.

What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.

Sweden belongs to Finland. Not that he would want it any other way. Kink-meme fill. Sweden/Finland, smut

Ladonia's scar wasn't always there. A story based on what Himaruya said Q: "Ladonia's scar?" A: "It's paint" in his blog. You can see where this goes. And it's really about time that people write about the micronations. It's really, really fun.

Quotes from HetaOni.

Parody of NicePeter's epic rap battles. Rated T for Total Throwdown.

Centuries of people being terrified at the sight of his face has proven harmful to Sweden's self-esteem. It's up to Finland to reassure him that he's wonderful the way he is.

It's been weeks since Nezumi and Shion have been reunited, and Shion still doesn't know anything about sex. Nezushi, YAOI, lemons!

Iceland sees Denmark drinking beer, and so naturally, he wants some. Little!Iceland

Berwald and Tino are behind the academy working on an astronomy project. But Tino wonders if the night sky might be doing more than just providing them answers for their project. Gakuen!SuFin. Human names used.

In a land where natives run free, England and his eyebrows are off to tame them. That is, until a young native boy tames his heart. It's Pocahontas US/UK style- with Russia. There's so much crack in this story it borders on treason.

drabble. Draco loves an apple. R R, just a random plot bunny! please read. epilouge now up!

Steve Rogers, otherwise known as Captain America, is trying to adjust to living in the 21st century. This is further complicated by finding out nations exist as living beings and America is a bit of a fan-boy regarding him. USUK, Captain America/Peggy.

Sweden is completely captivated and utterly terrified. So is Finland. Short and explorative little thing, this.

AU. Nezumi doesn't visit the local bookstore for the cute white-haired boy that works there. He's only here for the books. No, really. One-shot, Nezumi/Shion.

AU. Shion will never fall in love again. Nezumi/Shion. Complete.

The Team Fortess 2 is good frends but how did they all meet? Turns out they was all studens at PORTAL HIGH SCHOOL were they face real teen problems lick drugs an stuff! An seekwillspinoff to ITS MY LIFE! which is the most famos Portal fanfic every!

A paradoxical psychological phenomenon wherein hostages express empathy towards their captors.

So, America finds a baby. Yes, a baby. Nobody's sure where he got it, but now he has to raise it on his own. Well, not entirely on his own, seeing as the practically the whole world -kolkolkol- wants a say in how it grows up. Easy? Nope. Fun? We'll see...

When Tino Väinämöinen's car crashes in the middle of nowhere on a stormy winter night, he thinks he's going to die frozen and alone. But he follows a light and discovers much more than he ever thought he would. AU. Rated T for swearing and blood.

Sweden and Finland recently returned from a trip to Hawaii and invited the other Nordics for a get-together. Meanwhile, Sealand is determined to find the meaning of a word he learned. But why won't anyone tell him what it means? SuFin. Contains sex talk.

He would make such a perfect husband, and really he belonged in a nice domestic household with a nice pretty wife to appreciate him but Tino just dosed him up on drugs and pretended that he belonged right where he was. Cracked!BerwaldxDark!Tino

He couldn't say no to him. So he did the only thing he could think of. He satisfied his hunger. NatsunoXTohru

Parodyfic. Look at your fanfiction. Now back to this one. Now back to yours. Now back to this one. If they're anything alike, go take a writing class right now. In which Sajere1 explores equally terrible ways to write a USUK short.

Nezumi slows down to see what he has in order to appreciate it. One-shot. NezumixShion

Snake sees the markings on Finny's neck, and his curiosity gains him a super-strength facture. As Finny apologizes, the two different characters realize that they do have many things in common. Both coming from a laboratory, for instance.

England and America go to McDonalds. France appears. The best USUK story ever. This is a joke poking fun at some of the fanfics out there.

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

A tale of monarchy and wars, sins and romance in an alternative realm where King Berwald rules Sweden and mercilessly crushes his enemies. King Mikkel of Denmark will not stand it, and plots against him. SuFin, DenNor.

England learns the hard way that keeping a bird that mimics sounds in his bedroom is probably not the best idea in the world. USUK

The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.

When a devastating earthquake hits Iceland, Denmark is the first to help him. Warning: Broken bones and fluff

Tino findet sich nicht schön, wirklich nicht. Er ist durchschnittlich und unauffällig. Doch auf dem Abschlussball an der Internationalen Schule in Weimar lernt er Berwald kennen... / SweFin, Fluff, kein Lemon, Menschennamen /

and who was to say that they were - weren't - in love? ―— belarus/norway. rated for safety.

We don't see ourselves as beautiful, and that's fine - as long as there's another to see it for us.

Naoya has a nightmare, Naoto comforts him, lemons ensue... lots of smexxxy incest, after they both went way too long without each other.

Mardi Gras, or Fat Tuesday, is a day where lavish feasts prepare people for the coming fast. Sweden wants to take Finland out for Fettisdag but can't seem to find him...what masked murderer is responsible for this?

America gets bored and decides to question people's sexual preferences. China and co. decide to join in and that's when the fun of insulting an entire continent comes in! So, tell me; Gay or European? Spamano.

Finland never bites off more than he can chew.

You can't be a victim if you were the instigator, Alois thinks, and he bites hard on his own tongue to justify his tears. Drabble series.

Arthur Kirkland was moved to Kansas against his will after the death of his parents. At first, life sucks. And then the tornado hits. Wizard of Oz parody. USUK, GerIta, and slight SuFin.

Izaya wakes up in a coffin with nothing but a flashlight and a cell phone. He doesn't know where he is or how much air he has left. All he knows is that he's running out of time and there's only one person who can save him – Heiwajima Shizuo.

It should've been a day like any other... Why did it have to turn out this way? Yogi/Gareki.

What happens when Ciel is visited by a Mary Sue? PURE PARODY/HUMOUR. I know there are Mary Sues in here.

SuFin. The angel rests atop the tree, and Finland sleeps alone.

Out in the fanfiction world, there are a lot of USUK fics. Certain plot elements start to repeat themselves. They will be featured here.

America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.

AU When tragedy befalls Tino, a Finnish writer, he moves to a quiet snowy village in the north of Sweden, where upon his arrival, captures the attention of the reclusive, stoic, giant living next door. SuFin, BerwaldxTino.

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

LU in order to discover it!

In which Snake leaves Noah's Ark Circus, gets picked up, works for the killer of his friends, and falls for an epically failing but endearing gardener. 160616: an old and dropped fanfiction. sorry.

To jump on the bandwagon, I went ahead and wrote about Germany loving Herr Stick and the...complications that arise. A very very silly fanfiction.

Tino is a young psychology major, well known for being kind and eager to help others with their issues, but less so for his habit of profiling "patients" on campus. His therapist's eye has fixed on Berwald, but will he be the one who ends up on the couch?

A screenplay I wrote for school. I couldn't fully retain the screenplay format but it's close enough. ENJOY!

How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.

The United Kingdom wishes to re-establish trade routes with the United States. Alfred is a little more than willing to do so, and the reunion was a little more than what Arthur had bargained for. Cowboy!AmericaxGentleman!England. Smut ahoy!

Wild times in the old testament! A true stroke of genius from The Cop. Rated M... no, seriously.

Gareki had, more or less, kissed whatever dignity he might have had before goodbye after he had picked up Nai, but if Yogi thought he was going to dress as a woman, he was sorely mistaken............... ONE SHOT, GarekixYogi, FINISHED.

Rewrite of episode two of the anime. Dark fic, non-con/rape. Naoya's abilities leave him open to more than one kind of violation...

de-anoning from the Hetalia Kink Meme. Human names used. Rated T for Arthur's mouth. Crack filled story in which Alfred wants to show Arthur a new popular internet game. Arthur is not amused.

One night, out on the road, half the world away from home. I thought she was sleeping and a call came through. I said, 'darling it's late, is everything okay' and silence took over the world. 'I just love you. I don't know why, I just do.'

Finland wakes in the night to the sound of snow fall, and ends up in the sitting room, watching the snow and thinking of all that's happened to him and his Su-san. Oneshot, SuFin

Some cute, SuFin is all. One-Shot.

It is like trying to look into the eyes of a dragon, the ultimate feat... They say eyes are the windows to the soul, and Finland is about to find out what that really means.

When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his frustrating charge.

Berwald nodded in reply and wrapping arms around the Fin’s waist then placing his chin on the top of his head, “M’kay.” No other words needed to be exchanged; the atmosphere was filled with emotion that could clearly be read. The barrier had been broken.

He thought it was just a simple gift. He was wrong.

When he separated from Denmark, he thought he would be independent and free. Instead, all he became was was Sweden’s… wife?

Someone needs to knock a few Chuck Norris jokes into Ye Olde England. — AmericaEngland

Finland is normally well behaved, but there are exceptions.

Shinji decides to take a bath to clear his mind, overwhelmed by his thoughts. When Kaworu joins him it turns out to be just the distraction he needs. KaworuxShinji, Lemon.

Teenagers from all over the world dragged into an international university in a small city in Japan. Stories from the POV of a Finnish student.

AU. The problem with the window seat: it's impossible to get out of without crawling all over the person sitting next to you. Apparently, Finland and Sweden were getting crash courses in that today. DenFin. PrusHun. NorSu.

For Berwald, it was easy. For Tino, it was just adorably predictable. Sweden/Finland. Berwald/Tino. SuFin.

A collection of short stories, each inspired by a quote on love. Multiple pairings.

Alfred discovers the horrors of fanfiction and reads about a supposed scene, or ten, that took place between him and Arthur when he was younger. Alfred then freaks out. A lot. Kool-Aid is spat onto the computer screen and nothing is sacred...

14. Writing something does not mean necessarily writing a story. Finland finds Su-san is a better writer than him... and cries. Now a series, due to popular request. Thanks, guys!

1940, The Winter War. Why was Berwald abandoning Tino?

Tino decides to do something during his spare time.

Drabbles. Sixty Four different scenarios of the past that might have been and the future which is still uncertain.

AU. And then Tino laughed. Because there he'd been, moaning and complaining that no one ever listened to him, while Berwald was right there. Listening to him. SwedenxFinland.

First they were together. And then they weren't. But history never forgets.

England inspires a lot of things, unintentionally.

The effect of popular books on the US and the UK

sonic and me halp chows and fite eggmesn a lots

AU :: Shinji/Kaworu :: Shinji is a normal teenager trying to get through school. A new boy arrives, Shinji's idol -- Kaworu Nagisa. Now Shinji has to deal with his confusing emotions concerning Kaworu as well his friends' problems. REVISED

Night Head Genesis Naoya is musing over his relationship to his brother Naoto.

[Post!series AU, Kaworu x Shinji implied] Sometimes you just have to give up and try to protect the last piece of peace left to you. Shinji runs, rebuilds, and finds something that resembles happiness.

[AU] [Aoyagi Ritsuka smiled at the little butterfly, and took Soubi’s breath away.] A forbidden affair, a secret love, and all Hell breaks loose when the truth is revealed. R and R. Based on the novel Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov. [complete]

Shinji has a dark secret, just like everybody. Slash