Welcome to my profile!!! You can call me Skittles. A few things you should know about me before we can get to the fun part:

I am pro-life.

I am a Roman Catholic. That doesn't make me hate all other religions. It just makes Tolkien better than Rowling.

I am currently going crazy because John has a mustache and Sherlock is alive and Matt Smith goes away at Christmas... If anyone wants to talk Wholock with me please shoot me a PM!

The "p" key on my laptop is really stiff, so if I happen to be missing that letter, it's not because I'm stuid (see?) it's because a dachshund was sitting on the keyboard.

I am a diehard American that'll support our troops 'till the very end! (Yeah rednecks! tehehe)

NOW that we got that out of the way and if you're still reading this, some fun stuff!

I love reading.

I was a tomboy before it was cool.

I read all the time.

My current favorite movie is Quigley Down Under (gotta love the classics).

I adore reading.

If I'm not reading, I'm writing.

If no paper is available, I write stories on my arm.

If I don't have a pen, I ride horses.

I never cry, but I did when Brian Jaques died.

I feed my horses skittles on occasion.

If I can't write or be around horses, I read.

My horse, Bandit, has been nicknamed The Batmobile. I did not give him this name.

The other horse I ride, Casper, has been nicknamed Tug. I didn't give her that name, my friend who made me read RA did.

I love to read and write.

:X That's my ducttaped mouth face.

If I don't have anything to read and no way to write, (oh the horror) I watch Veggie Tales and Disney Classics.

I'm never sarcastic. I hate sarcasm. I NEVER use sarcasm, can you tell? (In case you didn't get that, I'm ALWAYS sarcastic. I rarely open my mouth without being sarcastic).

If you're still reading this, I reccomend you go review somthing I wrote (See? I told you I was sarcastic).

I read quite a bit.

I can crack a 24 foot long bullwhip like Indiana Jones.

I'm a nerd, so I read books.

I can stand on two horses harnessed together (1 foot on each horse) and ride around like that.

If you couldn't tell by the last line, I'm an adreniline junkie ;)

I'm a geek.

Info. about my fanfic:

I really just do this for fun to occupy my non-existent free time that I pretend I have. So let me explain some stuff:

Okay, not going to lie, I am very annoyed by slashes. I am not a homophobe, and I mean no offense to anyone. But who the heck thought up Snumbledore?! Please, no.

My top 10 series/books (order means nothing):

1. Percy Jackson and the Olympians/The Heroes of Olympus

2. The Seven Realms Chronicles

3. The Heir Chronicles

4. Ranger's Apprentice/The Brother Band Chronicles

5. The Secret Series

6. Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit

7. Redwall

8. The Scorpio Races

9. Artemis Fowl

10. H.I.V.E. (Higher Institute of Villanous Education)

IF I had to name 11, it would be:

Harry Potter. Why only 11? because there are some things in it that I really dislike, but I do love lots of it. Not because I'm a "wishy washy God's girl." I've got reasons and I can list them if you want to know.

(PLEASE NOTE THAT TWILIGHT IS NOT ON THIS LIST. It never will be. EVER)

GO CAMP HALFBLOODS OF THE DUCKTAPED RING OF POWERFUL ABBEY WARRIORS LEPRECON G.L.O.V.E. ELF-EARED WIER WHO FIGHT EARTHLORDS WHILE RIDING FLESH EATING CHOCLATE COVERED HORSES!!!! (you spend way too much time around me if you got all that...)