Pointless Rosemary fluff. Kanaya knows exactly when Rose truly begins to love her.

Before I met you I'd forgotten how to function. My needles pricked my fingers, I couldn't sew without shaking. But when I met you, my careful patience returned. I designed nine dresses, all with you in mind. I adored you. I never thought you would wear them. I never thought that you cared enough about a nobody such as myself- an empty shell, a failed copy of my awful mother.

AU. John Egbert is kind of poor, and things aren't exactly perfect for him and his roomate. But that all seems to change when a Rom Com loving troll walks into his movie store, turning John's life upside down every time they meet.

John meets Karkat at a club and is drawn to him despite himself. The only problem is Karkat isn't quite human, not really.

Your name is Dave Strider, and the love of your life is getting married. What will you do?

Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.