I am a twin, lucky for me I like fruit loops and my twin hates them so I can totally tell us apart.

We have theme songs for all occasions, sayings that make sense to no one but us and we've decided that its pointless to make outside friends because we only have enough furnature in our apartment for the two of us.

I love GWTW, so does she, but lately her love of GWTW runs to finding GWTW refrences in SVM fanfiction.

She loves SUpernatural so I watch too even though I am totally lost as to what is going on, she watches Smallville and other superman stuff with me even though she refers to it as the Vactican II of the comic book world.

I always tell her, I was so awesome that my awesomeness overflowed and since God needed somewhere to put the excess awesome, he allowed her to be concieved. I guess it totally worked out that the excess awesome was in such huge excess that it coud make a fully awesome second person.

If that doesn't make sense to you, get my twin to explain it to you...except, she won't...because we don't invite outside friends.

I'm kidding...

maybe.

Final fact.

Santa is the younger half brother of God. Unfortunatly, he has a bad relationship with Jesus over certain aspects of holiday marketing (i.e. why does Jesus horn in on Christmas when he already has Easter) As a result, Santa never gets to sit to the right of the Lord during holiday gatherings.