Name: KitsuneSage-Benehime

Gender: Male and Straight

Age: 15

Anime's I like: Naruto, Bleach, OnePiece, Rosario + Vampire, Gintama, Shaman King, ect.

Likes: FanFiction.com, friends, computer, My Xbox 360, relaxing, being lazy all together

Dislikes: I do not like being forced to do stuff i don't like, school, hinata from the Naruto series, rape(real or not),

I think i should tell you why i Dislike Hinata. I like most of Naruto character except Hinata, i just don't like her personality especially in the manga. Like really when Naruto is facing pein, she comes saying stuff like how i love you and all that stuff then she goes off and almost dies, yeah good way to go, like really if she really did die then Naruto would be left with the guilt that it was his fault she died and probably do something stupid to get him killed.She is also a stalker i mean yeah you love a guy for most of your natural life following everywhere he goes watched how his life is crap and all he wanted was one friend but she was soooo shy that she couldn't even bring her self to be his friend even, that is just sad. So that is why i Don't like hinata.

I am also going to write any ideas i have for the Naruto (and if crossover one of my favourite anime) story and that i think would be good that i will write at a later
date. If you want one of my ideas just contact me and i'll see what i can do.

Ideas/Challenges:

Naruto & Bleach: During the chunin exams, a team comes from the land Wirlpool to participate in the chunin Exam. Naruto's twin sister, older brother( by 1 year), and cousin and sensei as kushina uzumaki. They come to konoha to participate in the chunin exam but has a secondary objective which is to kill one uzumaki naruto. Naruto is the same as in canon until the second part of the chunin exam where naruto battles orochimaru. After naruto gets the five-palm seal falls into the forest sees sauske and sakura run away, which leaves him heart broken( naruto doesn't fall asleep but is very weak). Team uzumaki(kushina's genin team) then finds him and attacks himand leaves him for dead after giving him fatal injuries and telling him how weak he is and that he isn't a true uzumaki because he never unlocked his Bloodline(Zampaktou is a bloodline in this story). When naruto wakes up he is in his mind and finds benihime (Urahara kisuke zampaktou). .Benihime then tells naruto who and what she is and breaks some seals that are on naruto( any seals that can hinder someones growth) and a memory seal which shows him a time when he listened onto one of the third hokages meetings and found out that he lets everything bad happen(beatings, no food, not know about family, no shinobi skills, etc).Benihime then tells naruto that she will grant naruto one wish and in return she wants his soul to belong to her. Naruto accepts the deal because he would finally have someone to always be there for him and is about to tell benihime abouit his wish to have enough power to protect his 'precious people' when he remembers that Third hokage, sakura and sauske betrayed him so he asks for love.naruto then wakes up fully healed by benihime and promises to show the world why you don't mess with the crimson king(his tittle),his appearence has also changed so he looks more like kisuke and grew a bit taller. semi-Dark,bashing sauske, sakura, sarutobi, super genius smart naruto, benihime controls blood, naruto gets a hollow later in the story, pairing Naruto/Benihime an one other that isn't hinata or sakura. Any questions about this one ask me.

Naruto become a PIRATE: when naruto reads the scroll of seals he finds a note from his mother which explains that he contains kyuubi and about his heritage. The rest is the same as canon until iruka gives naruto the forehead protector. Naruto tells iruka he will not accept it and then anbu surrounds them both and brings them to the hokage tower. Naruto then tells sandamai that he knows his family and that he is disgusted with konoha. sandamai not accepting this tells iruka to leave the room and proceeds to put a memory seal on naruto but finds out it's a clone. The real naruto went to the namikaze compound and got all the money and the scrolls and left konoha while also keeping the scroll of seals. Naruto then goes to wave and hides there from everyone where he gets stronger. A week before the wave arc naruto meets (female)haku and they talk. haku come by everyday for the past week secretly while they both talk. Relatively the same as canon until the bridge where gato has tsunami and inari hostage and tells no one to move and this is where naruto come in and kick some ass. Naruto also tells gato he stole every thing of his from his masion and then kills gato in front of villagers and gives haku and zabuza a proposal to join him where they accept. After they accept they go on gato's yacht and sail away( everyone else is to tired to try attacking them). Naruto then decides on what he shall do with his life. He shall become a PIRATE (he had shadow clones read up on how to do , so he would be ready for any and all situations. and his shadow clones are also his crew, (female)kyuubi also gets out of the seal some how and joins the crew, naruto also looked up sealing so that is able to increase the ships power,speed, etc)

Naruto & Bleach: At age six, Naruto sneaks into the hokage's tower and hears sarutobi talking to the elders about naruto and talking about if the weopen(naruto) is submissive to the village yet and sarutobi says yes he is, exspecially with me coming in at the last moment and saving him, and telling him to protect the village. Naruto hearing this runs out the tower and gets lost, naruto then gets attacked by a mob and loses alot of blood and gets stabbed in the heart by a kantana(Zampaktou) and the mob leaves. Naruto then goes into his mindscape and meets benehime(kisuke zampaktou) which then becomes his. in the real world the blood naruto lost formed the zampaktou. Dark naruto, pairing Benehime/Naruto more if you want, Strong naruto and smart naruto.

Naruto: Naruto age 8 gets fed up with Konoha for some reason (no one cares for him, tired of the hatred, found out that the third Hokage pay people to be mean to Naruto to make him obedient) but on his way out shinobi attacks him and is found by_ and trains for (4-7 years because story starts at 12-15 years) and meets the rookie 9(not including Naruto so probably some filler guy that dies in a ditch) at wave. Dark not Evil story.

Naruto and Bleach crossover: Naruto gets killed at the Valley of the End(VotE) by kakashi(whatever reason you want) who said it was a mission( from whoever you want). When he dies feeling despair, sadness, and kyuubi took this time to try to get out of the seal as a last ditch effort by flooding the seal with it's power but fails and they both die. But in kyuubi's desperation to not die it flooded Naruto's soul with it's malevolence(anger) which in turn took the seal that was made by the Death god(shinigami) and changed it permanently. When Naruto died he had two choices if he died happy he would have went to soul society to become a shinigami but in this strange twist of fate Naruto became
a hollow and was teleported to Hueco Mundo. Dark story. (if you are going to do this story remember you have to tell the readers what naruto did while in hueco mundo and if you can put this story naruto/yoruichi but you can choose what to do, and i didn't give Kyuubi a gender so it can be girl/woman or boy/man.)

Naruto: Naruto steals the forbidden scroll to pass Mizuki's graduation test but while he is reading the scroll he gets the great idea of learning 1 Justus for the test and then copying the rest of the scroll so he can learn them later. So after he learns the kage-bushin no jutsu and then ordered the clones to copy the scroll while he is looking through the scroll he sees the Shiki Fuujin no Jutsu and reads it. While reading it he finds out that the Forth Hokage sealed the Kyuubi inside someone but then he go through a lot of things in his mind like since it happened 13 years ago he should be my age and since it says the person had to be just born, that person should have a hard life. So he goes through some more things in his mind until he finds out he is the baby that the kyuubi was sealed in. He cries for a bit before he finds himself in a sewer so he looks around before he finds himself in front of a huge cage and hears weeping. So he slips through the bars and finds a woman(Kyuubi) on the ground crying so he asks what's wrong she tells him she's the kyuubi, she caused him pain and so on. Naruto ask why she attacked Konoha, and she says it's because Uchiha Madara controlled her after he attacked and killed her mate and kits(babies) after she said that she broke down crying, naruto comforts her telling her she forgives her because it wasn't her fault for him having a bad life it was the people who attacked him fault and the bystanders who were just watching and not doing anything. After she hugs him saying thank you repeatedly he ask what that door near the cage which has chains on it looking like it was meant to lock it, which kyuubi says it's his suppresed memory then he tells her he's going to open it, she tell him to not open it because the memories are bad but he tells her he wants to know everything about himself. So he opens the door and blackouts and during this time he relives each memory and when he awakens he is a bit more intelligent and thinks darker thoughts. When he wakes up that is when Iruka comes and it plays like cannon with Naruto hiding his intelligent from Iruka and the Third Hokage after he beats Mizuki until he leaves the office with 1 month until team setups. And that is where is the story begins. Naru/Kyuu

Naruto & prince of Persia: Naruto after he steals the Forbidden scroll of seals, is in the forest after he he learned the Kage-Bushin no jutsu( shadow clone jutsu) when he decides he wants to learn one more thing so he looks to the one underneath it and finds a seal so he unseals it and finds a dagger, not seeing anything cool about he puts it in his pocket( be creative of how he unseals it) the rest is canon until where naruto saves Iruka. Instead of Iruka saying naruto would never destroy the village he says couldn't which leaves naruto in shock which lets mizuki successfully kill him. Mizuki then confronts naruto somehow and naruto takes out the dagger and accidentally clicks the jewel which sends him back in time, Naruto in shock but knowing that letting mizuki does the same in cannon(just a mask) until they reach the hokage's tower, sarutobi tells naruto to stay in his office while he talks to Iruka, naruto still in turmoil wants to know what there talking about goes through the vents to hear sarutobi congratulating Iruka on getting the Demons trust and they keep on talking about naruto and plans on how to turn him into the perfect weapon. Naruto's mind in even more turmoil turns back to the office but forgets what way he went and falls into the S-rank secret vault( you know that place where they keep all s-rank mission reports and secrets) finds his file by accident and then leaves the village.( has to have naruto going to most of the places in cannon before the chunin Exam, Naruto can grow strong by kyuubi(female), zabuza, or other people, naruto can not be the go-lucky happy blond, his mother and twin sister must be alive and must be at the chunin exam, the sand for the dagger is the sand from suna because it is infused with chakra, naruto can make a gang/group, oc's are allowed but keep them minimum, and naruto must have a pairing with anyone but with people from Konoha)

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A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

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TRUE STORY:

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She was not afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the police officer asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you are never alone.

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't re-post it? Re-post this if you truly believe in God.

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