Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

In an interview, the creator of Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima, reveals something about the pairing NaLu. Unfortunately, it's only translated in Spanish, but have no fear! I have translated it!

Here is what our beloved Mashima said in the interview :

"Well, we can see that Lucy is a great mage and is always with Natsu. So of course, over time, feelings evolve. So far we have seen some chapters that emphasize the relationship between them - Lucy's special behavior in some parts of the story. Simply, it is obvious that Lucy has prepared us something more than friendship, something that we will discover little by little. And we definitely see that there is something special about it, that in their hearts, there is more."

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible Jesus says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

Okay, I know this is long, but it's so beautiful that as a Christian, I had to put it on here.

An atheist professor of philosophy asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes, sir," the student says.

"So you believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

Now the professor asks, "Are you good or evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil," replies the student.

The professor grins knowingly.

"Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?"

"Yes, sir, I would."

"So you're good…!"

"I wouldn't say that."

"But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't."

The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"

The student remains silent.

"No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.

"Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?"

"Er… yes," the student says.

"Is Satan good?"

The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No."

"Then where does Satan come from?"

The student falters. "From God," he answers after a few moments.

"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"

"Yes, sir."

"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?"

"Yes."

"So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?"

The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."

"So who created them?"

The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"

The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do."

The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?"

"No, sir. I've never seen Him."

"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"

"No, sir, I have not."

"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?"

"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."

"Yet you still believe in him?"

"Yes."

"According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?"

"Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith."

"Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith."

The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?"

"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."

"And is there such a thing as cold?"

"Yes, son, there's cold too."

"No, sir, there isn't."

The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest, minus 458 degrees.

"Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it."

Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.

"What about darkness, professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?"

"Yes," the professor replies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?"

"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word.

"In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?"

The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?"

"Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed."

The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?"

"You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.

"Sir, science can't explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.

"Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from monkeys?"

"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do."

"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"

The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.

"Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an ongoing endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?"

The class is in an uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.

"To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean."

The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into laughter.

"Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir.

"So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?"

Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.

Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith."

"Now, you accept that there is faith, and in fact, faith exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?"

Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down.

(The following wasn't me personally.)

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''

"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message

2) Ignore it as if it never touched you

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

A woman can preach

A woman can work

A woman can fight

A woman can build

A woman can rule

A woman can conquer

A woman can destroy

Just as much

as a man can

Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree!

Advice for guys

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers

Girls

- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the
boy do the work for once!

Post this in the next 69 seconds and you will have the best day of your life
this Saturday and the one u love will either...
-KISS YOU
-ASK YOU OUT
-CALL YOU

Female comebacks:

Pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Women: No but if I was you'd disappear too.

Man: Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes. Women: I do. It says to turn around and keep walking.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

Please add if you have any good lines and comebacks

Boys Aren't Jerks

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Boy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not! Please, it's too scary!

Boy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Boy: Now give me a BIG hug!

Girl: *hugs him*

Boy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

Girl: Alright, now slow down.

Boy: I love you babe.

In the paper the next day... a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know.

Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If you love anyone this much re-post this...and...the love of your life will realize that they feel the same... DON'T BREAK THIS! Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this by at least 12:00 tonight, then you will have bad luck the rest of your love life. Guys post this as "I Would Do This For My Girl." Girls post this as "Boys Aren't Jerks."

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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Wise Words:

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say "That was fun!"

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door. Rng the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do? Kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Life sucks and then you die.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds; sometimes I have to wonder if I'm a goldfish.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on babbling.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work and then falls over.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When one person has an imaginary friend, their considered crazy. When multiple people have an imaginary friend, it's called religion. Why is this?

I don't regret the things I've done. I regret the things I should have done when I had the chance.

No one can promise they will never hurt you because at one time or another they will. The real promise is that the time you spent together will be worth the pain at the end.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

Nobody is perfect...I am a nobody...therefore...I'M PERFECT!!!

What happens when you get scared half to death twice...?

When you feel stupid...just remember that somewhere in this world is an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH"

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know and the more you forget. The more forget, the less you know...SO WHY BOTHER TO LEARN?!

I plan on living forever...so far so good!

If you know that you know nothing, you know more then someone who doesn't know that he knows nothing.

Last night I lay in bed, looking up at the stars at the sky...and I thought to myself..."WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING!!!"

Smile! It makes people wonder what you're thinking!

You all laugh because I'm different... I laugh because you're all the same!

Robin Hood is a thief, Mario gets high off of Mushrooms, Snow White lived with 7 men, Sleeping Beauty always slept in...and our parents wonder why WE are bad?!

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect so why practice?

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I didn't say it was your fault... I said I was blaming you!

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday!

I think therefore I am...I think.

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you think.

Future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep!

I'm not a loser by nature, it's just a born talent.

I am going to tell you a dumb secret.

I like to talk to myself, because I like talking to people like me.

I don't want your help! I'm good at destroying!

You are not a complete idiot; there's still some parts missing!

You watch too much Fairy Tail if you:

- start to eat like a pig and develop strange eating habits.

- starts saying "Aye!" after every sentence

- start stripping without knowing it.

- think your not manly enough.

- think that some things are manly and you start crying.

- drink as much alcohol as you can and are still kind of sober.

- go berserker on your friends for stepping on your cake.

- start to stalk your love because you... love him?

- try to eat fire.

- try to eat metal.

- try to eat air (?)

- try to eat a ugly looking fish.

- enter your friends home through a window.

- color your cat blue, give him wings and try to make him talk.

- believe that a spirit comes if you hold up your keys

- beginn searching for a fire, sky or metal dragon.

- believe that if you destroy something your guild will get the bill.

- trust your nakamas blind with your live.

- are now obsessed with dragons.

-learned that family must not be blood related, family also can be your friends you hold near to your heart.

-and... you watch too much Fairy Tail if you repost this ;)

Whenever your room gets messy, you tell your parents that you've decided to
dedicate your room to Natsu's lifestyle.

Keep Calm and Ship Nalu!!!!

Keep Calm and Ship GaLe

Keep Calm and Ship Gruvia

Keep Calm and Ship Jerza

Keep Calm and Join Fairy Tail

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) Repost and show you care.
2)Ignore it and just prove you are heartless.

The loneliest people are the kindest.

The saddest people smile the brightest.

The most damaged people are the wisest.

All because they don't want to see anyone else suffer the way they do.

If you're ever being insulted, remember these comebacks:

"Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement."

"You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."

"Did you just call me lame? Because being lame means one is unable to walk normally. I can walk fine, so technically I'm not lame. But thanks for the concern." [Came up with this one myself :)]

[From here down bold is the insult]

I’d slap you, but I don’t want to get slut on my hand.
Why not? You already have it all over your outfit.

If I wanted to hear from an ass, I’d fart!
Go ahead, it’s gotta smell better than your breath.

The 80s called. They want their haircut back.
The 1880s called, too. They want their joke back.

You must’ve been born on the highway, because that’s where most accidents happen.
You must’ve been born at the pound, because you’re a son of a bitch.

Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?
Couldn’t help it. One look at you and I started to vomit.

Tell your mom I said hi.
I’ll tell her you hope to get that little thing up next time, too!

Does that shirt come with a dimmer switch?
Does your mouth come with a mute button?

Kiss my ass!
Not until you shave it.

Do your hear that? It’s the sound of no one caring.
I didn’t quite catch it. All I heard was the sound of an ass wipe talking.

I may be fat, but you’re ugly, and I can lose weight.
I don’t doubt it. You’re definitely a loser.

You have something on your chin. No, the third one down.
Why don’t you wipe it off for me and put it in one of those bags under your eyes?

Nice tan. Orange is my favorite color.
Mine’s brown. That’s why I love your teeth.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap a better argument than yours.
Well it would be a nice change from all the crap that’s been coming out of your mouth!

If you were anymore of a bitch, you’d have puppies.
Yeah, and then you wouldn’t be the only dog in the room.

Is that perfume or marinade?
Actually, it’s jerk repellent, but it doesn’t seem to be working.

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you later?
The same way you ignore the fact that you’re a douche?

That’s funny. You’re giving my middle finger a boner.
Your girl told me it’s the only boner you can get.

Don’t get your panties in a bunch!
I won’t. They’re on the floor next to your mother’s bed.

Do they make those pants in men’s sizes?
Why, are you looking for something to get your wife?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
I thought your boyfriend was gay, ‘til I slept with him.

I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.
That’s because you’re so full of crap.

How’s the wife and my kids?
Your kids? That explains why they’re so ugly.

Someone call animal control! We’ve got a stray bitch running around.
First we better call social services to pick up this homeless tramp!

If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Is it the stick from up your ass?

It looks like your face caught on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
You look like you went bobbing for piranhas in a bucket of shit.

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this.

Re-Post the below if they apply to you

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs, or you're just a douchebag.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN

When you go in the sun you turn RED

When you're cold you turn BLUE

And when you die you turn PURPLE

And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

My name is Nora
and I'm seventeen,
I am on drugs
and cannot clearly see.
Because of this
my grades in school have dropped.
I am very drunk,
Sometimes I'm beaten up
by some street punk.
There are so many rules
I've tried not to break,
But I am so drunk
that I can't stand up straight.
I am so drunk ,
Most of the time
I cannot talk.
Maybe if my parents trusted me,
they would let me hold a car key.
One night I was out walking around,
But there was a sound
and then I saw a man
who didn't want me in town.
The man was holding a gun,
He was not as bright
He was like an Earth without a sun.
My name is Nora
I am seventeen,
and tonight a man
murdered me.

Remember: Say NO to drugs! Drug Abuse is very dangerous, so help make it stop. If you care at all about stopping Drug Abuse copy the poem and add your name to this list: Ice The Angel, Tiger Mew Mew,Jessica01, Kitsunelover300, Flying Dragonite. LeafeonLover, MitzvahRose, No.1DigiBakuFan, AlphaDemon, SakuraPetal91, AnimeLover7597

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, inkoftwilight, maximumride8899, Cupcake68, greysky3,SKYGIRL68,TheOfficialBookLover, AlphaDemon, SakuraPetal91, AnimeLover7597

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS Fairy Tail Style

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Levy: It's because you're gay... isn't it?

Natsu: Hell No! I'll go kiss her right now! (Stomps over to Lucy)

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Erza(Through the cellphone): You are going to die in seven days...

Gray(Through the cellphone): Who is this?!

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

Natsu (Trips and Falls)

Gray(Laughs out loud): Walk much, Dumbass?

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

Jellal(Tied up and struggling): Lucy, let me go!

Lucy: No! You're going to marry Erza right this instant!

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Gray (Crying, after losing his fight with Natsu)

Natsu: Ha Ha, Loser!

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

Natsu: Think fast!

Lucy: Natsu!

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Erza: Here you go, Lucy (Pushes her)

Lucy: KYAA! Erza!

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

Gray (Steals umbrella): Run bitch run!

Natsu: Damn you, Gray!

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

Lucy (Heaving a body): As long as you don't do this again... I won't get mad at you.

Natsu (Heaving 5 bodies): Okay! Okay! Now hurry before someone sees!

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

Natsu: That was awesome! Let's do it again!

Erza: Idiot...

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

Lucy: Get out of my house!

Natsu (Raiding the fridge): But, Lucy...

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

Natsu (To Makarov): What's up Gramps?

Laxus (Glares)

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

Gray: Damn! We messed Up!

Lucy & Levy: We didn't do anything! You did!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

Natsu(Fake sobbing): Levy rejected me!

Gajeel: SHUT UP SALAMANDER!

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

Lucy (Through Cellphone): Hello?

Natsu (Through Cellphone): Sorry, bum call.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

Erza: My bad... here's a tissue.

Lucy (Glares)

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

Lucy (Writing): And then, he fell out of my window into the trash.

Natsu: Stop it, Lucy!

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

Natsu (Smile): Don't cry, Lucy.

Lucy (Sniffling): I know, but it's so frustrating...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

Natsu: I'm home!

Lucy: No, you're not!

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

Levy: Don't worry Lu-chan, I won't tell anyone you like Natsu.

Lucy: Levy-chan!

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (a.k.a.: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

Lucy: So... you're finally S-class mages...

Natsu & Gray: Don't worry Lucy, we'll be in this team until we die!

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

Levy (Coughing): I can't drink anymore.

Cana: Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will ask you where is everything in your kitchen

BEST FRIENDS: Know your kitchen better then they know the one at their parents' house.

Natsu (bloated tummy): Thanks for the meal!

Lucy: You didn't even leave anything for me!

FRIENDS: Ask before they go into your room

BEST FRIENDS: Randomly start cleaning up, because they know where everything goes

Lucy: Thanks for helping, Erza.

Erza (blushing): You wear things like that?

FRIENDS: Will say sorry and hide when someone close gets kidnapped by a monster

BEST FRIENDS: Say, " I got 6 pounds of explosives in my backpack... Let's find this thing and blow it to shit!" When you explain your predicament

Mira: Lucy was taken by Phantom!

Natsu: I got 6 pounds of explosives in my backpack... Let's find this thing and blow it to shit!

FRIENDS: Laugh with you and say "Nice Job" when you have to dance in front of the class

BEST FRIENDS: Laugh, and never let you forget it.

Cana: Remember when you danced for Gajeel?

Lucy: I'm so embarassed!

FRIENDS: Will give you your phone back

BEST FRIENDS: Will steal your phone, tie your shoes together, and videotape the result.

Natsu: I have to show this to Lucy!

Gray(tied-up with shoe-laces): Untie me you walking matchstick!

FRIENDS: see you having a fight "wait a minute lets talk this out."

BEST FRIENDS: "You didn't hit him hard enough he's still conscious."

Gray: You didn't hit him hard enough he's still conscious.

Natsu: Shut up frozen-boxers!

Real Friends:

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

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If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever talked back to the tv, copy and paste this into your profile!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

99% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are that 1% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" paste this onto your profile.

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

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A Beautiful Story

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Fairy Tail fanfic challenge... number your favorite characters in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!..

1. Natsu

2. Juvia

3. Erza

4. Lucy

5. Wendy

6. Happy

7. Gray

8. Pantherlily

9. Cana

10. Carla

1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

Wendy and Carla? Well, nope.

2. Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

Well, Erza's hot for the male audience... I'm a girl, so I dunno...

3. What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Gahahahaha!! Happy? Get Natsu pregnant?? Seriously? Gahahhaha!!

4. Do you recall any good fics about 9?

I don't usually read fics centering Cana so...

5. Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Gray and Juvia? OF COURSE!! GRUVIA FOREVER!!!

6. 4/8 or 4/9?

Lucy/Pantherlily or Lucy/Cana? Let me think... NEITHER

7. What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

If Gray discovered Erza and Pantherlily in a secret relashionship, I think he'd announce everybody that they're in a relationship! I can even imagine Gray after that...

''Gray ( looking like a mummy in all of the bandages ): Worth it!''

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a 2/6 fic.

Juvia and Happy aren't that close. When they are forced to stick togetherfor the whole day, they find out they have many things in common... and that Lucy isn't Juvia's love-rival after all!

9. Is there a such thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?

Lucy and Carla in a fluff story?

Happy just got a new love rival!! And he doesn't care his rival is a girl and doesn't actually have anything to do with Carla in a romantic way!!

10. Suggest a title for a 1/5 Hurt/Comfort fic.

Natsu and Wendy? Ok... ummm... ''All by ourselves''. I think of this as an AU... Maybe I'll write a fic with this title someday... Maybe...

11. What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?

Lucy seducing Natsu would probably end with Natsu being too dense to realize what she's doing and Lucy ending up probably hurt by his idiocy.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number 7/9 slash?

Gray and Cana! Lol I like the pairing but I have no friends who read FT Fanfiction! ;_;

13. If you wrote a songfic about number 10, what song would you choose?

Carla? Probably ''S.C.A.V.A.'' by Hollywood Undead (You know, when she thought the reason she was born was to kill Wendy in the Edolas arc. I think that's how she felt that moment...)

14. If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING! Lots of Scary Erza stares and Scary Erza death threatenings along with Juvia's Rage!!

15. What pick-up line might 8 use on 5?

...I cannot think of any pick-up line Pantherlily might use on Wendy 'cause HE'S A FREAKING EXCEED!!

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Things My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you find this funny, you may repost it.

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Roll play time!

1. Natsu Dragneel

2. Juvia Lockser

3. Lucy Heartfilia

4. Erza Scarlet

5. Levy McGarden

6. Gajeel Redfox

7. Carla

8. Happy

One confesses his love towards three.

Me: Finally, you dense idiot! Took you long enough!

Natsu: Oh shut the fuck up!(blushes)

2 walks in on you while your taking a bath.

Me: Juvia, please get out of my bathroom. Now.

Juvia: Sorry! Juvia thought Gray was here...

Me: WHAT THE F*K WOULD GRAY DO IN MY BATHROOM WHILE I'M TAKING A BATH?!

3 gives you encouragement

Lucy: Go go go! You can write this profile!

Me: I don't even know what to say...

4 eats your cake

Me: Ah... Erza-san, did you eat my cake?

Erza: Yes. Do you have a problem?

Me: O-Of course not! I-I'll go bake you another if you want...

5 steals your favorite book

Me: Levy-chan! Why did you take my book?

Levy(pretending not to hear): I'll give it back to the owner after I finish it.

Me: Levy-chan...