Hey!

I'm x3fearlessx3 aka Brianna

I'm 16 years old and I live in Jersey.

I am totally team Switzerland!! :) I mean come on you can’t chose between Jacob and Edward!

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

I promise to remember Edward

Each time I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie's sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Every time there is a big boom

I promise to remember Rosalie

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

Every time I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me that they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my true obsession

Because I know what Twilighters know

Remember when..

Getting high meant swinging on a playground?

Protection meant wearing a helmet?

The worst we could get from boys were cooties?

Dad’s shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom was your hero?

Your worst enemies were your siblings?

Race issues were about who ran the fastest?

War was only a card game?

The only drug you knew was cough medicine?

Wearing a skirt didn’t make you a slut?

The only things that hurt you were skinned knees?

Goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?

And yet we couldn’t wait to grow up!

Sometimes you just have to smile and walk away . . . hold your tears in and pretend you are okay

Laughter is the best medicine (this is my favorite saying)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

A fork is made of gold, will it still be called silverware?

I'm afraid one day I'll meet God, HE'LL SNEEZE, and I won't know what to say

They didn't know, that we know, they know, we know!

I am not stupid, I'm speechless.

JUDGE ME and I'll prove you wrong.

When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.

People who don't know me think i am QUIET; people who do wish I was... hehe

OMG the rain's wet!

To be OLD AND WISE you first have to be YOUNG AND STUPID!

A word to the WISE ain't necessary... its the stupid that need the advice

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to "Woman Hitler"?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I am amazed at radio DJs today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Smile. It confuses people.

Americans worship money. I have been looking for God all my life, and he is right in my pocket.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

A day without sunshine is like...night.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently, you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I've been to the dark side, they lied about the cookies!

who ever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

life isn't about waiting for the STORM to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

Be the kind of women that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says "aw crap, shes up."

Dear Heart, I met a boy today. Prepare to shatter.

Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork.

Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most.

Of course I'm talking to myself; Who else can I trust?

Don't follow me I'm lost too.

At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.

It's always in the last place you look... of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

Haha. I don't get it.

A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying,"Let's do it again!!"

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

If at first you don't succeed then sky diving isn't for you.

Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Set sail in a general...THAT WAY direction.

Music is my boyfriend.

Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when your bored.

Poke me. I dare you.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

Bow. Chicka. Waa. Waa.

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.

Danger: The person beside you is stupid.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

Definition of homework-crude form of mind control still practiced in some primitive areas of the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps... I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me, and hell was afraid I'd take over.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Did you know... Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.

Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.

Paper may beat rock but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.

My knight in shining armor turned put to be a loser in aluminum foil.

How are the force and duct-tape the same?- Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

The sun has set the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!!

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

Who was the first person to look a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?

When French people swear, do they say pardon my English?

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine