Ness gets transferred to a new school outside of his home town-no, his country, and he is not willing to put up with it for long. When he does get there, he notices several things are...off. Girls with, uh, overly exaggerated proportions and obnoxiously large hair fill the halls and swarm him like moths to a lightbulb. Man, what is wrong with me...why did I even create this...?