A girl gets pulled into MiddleEarth. She doesn't want to be there, and does not join the Fellowship. No MarySue. Now being revised.

GASP! CHAPTER 29! Sweet merciful Jebebus! We updated! A hopeful result of getting hit by a large moving vehicle...read on to find out! Some naughty words utilized. And definitely naughty thoughts written down in a manner which is rather...

[Chapter 19 up] Sequel to Mary-Sue Mockfest 2003! Celestina is up to her old tricks; this time sending OOC Legolas to Randi's university! How will she handle this unfortunate development? What will her poor roommate do?

Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge. ON HOLD

Galadriel and Celebrian visit Imladris sometime in the second age. Elrond and Celebrian meet for the first time.Main Characters: Galadriel, Celebrian, Celeborn, Elrond, Glorfindel, Gil-Galad, Haldir, little Erestor NEW: Three's a crowd?

Starting during the Marauder's 6th year and surrounding the rise of Voldemort and the ending of the enmity of Lily and James, this fic stays true to Rowlings' works. (Longer summary inside)

Chapter six up! An author's creation wrekes havoc in her favorite fandoms! It's officially become a crossover from heck, and the fellowship is lost in Hogwarts! OH NO! R&R!

What happens when a Mary Sue writer is made to take the place of her 'Sue? Nothing sane - that's for sure! Rating for mentions of suicide, abuse, Mary Sue make-out sessions, and pure squickiness.

All Susan Blackweld did was fall off a cliff. All Legolas Greenleaf did was fall into a mist. Fate has brought them together-but can they make it without killing each other first?

Have you ever wondered just why Jack impersonated a cleric of the Church of England; and why he remembers it so fondly? UPDATED: Chap 12: A Plan for the Pearl... Please R&R!