Hell's Little Innocent Angel
 Author has written 5 stories for Misc. Books, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Glee. Hello, I'm Innocent, I mean, Hells, that's not my real name. Just so you know. And so is Melissa. It's just something I'd like to call myself and my cousins call me that too. Don't know where they got it from. But, Just call me Innocent, I love the irony of it. I have this odd habit of shouting at people. I suck at everything normal. Believe me when I say that 'I tried' I am a Slytherin, A Newly Immortalled Goddess, a Stargazer, a Lawyer in training, I'm a Pureblood, a Dreamer, a Writer, a Hunter, an Athlete, an Anime Lover, a Convincing Actress, a Dog Whisperer, a Liar, and... an Asian Filipino. Deal with it. About me: I have 'cinnamon' like skin. Big brown eyes, a fuller bottom lip and an uneven upper lip I have long eyelashes I'm short I have raven short hair. I'm usually found fighting someone. I hate bullies, even though sometimes, I bully too. But, I bully the bullies so... I'm a bully of bullies? Is that right? I cuss too much. 'Cause fuck you, that's why. People get nervous when I glare or scowl or sneer at them. Must be the eyes... I'm violent. My classmates found out the hard way... I like books. Obviously. I hate bitchy I'm-all-that cheerleaders. P.S. Tasha, if you're reading this. No, I don't care about your hair getting messed up just because of a flip. Do it, before I start strangling you with your goddamn pompoms. I'm careless and lazy. I understand what people say, I just don't really care, therefore, blank face. No, it is not an excuse so people won't think I'm dumb. I love songs. Any kind. My goodness. I hate people who stereotype asians... I'm obsessed/ in love with Music. Any kind, I'll like it. Books. Spicy Cheetos Those things are delectable! Cheese. Mozzarella is my personal favorite Strawberry flavored stuff. Mint scented shampoo. Can't take a shower without it. But, sometimes, I could like to use strawberry scented. Pastries. Candy. Things that hold beauty. Asian Complaints 1. We do not comprehend the words “ching chong”. 2. WHATTHEHELL does “ching chong” even mean?! 3. Not all Koreans make nuclear bombs or eat dogs. 4. Just cause you see an Asian person it doesn’t mean they’re Chinese, they could be Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indonesian, Filipino etc. 5. We are not all COMMUNISTS. 6. We don’t always eat egg rolls and when we do it’s like once in a blue moon. 7. Asian girls with long black hair HATE being called The Grudge or the girl from The Ring. Same goes for Asian guys and being called Grudge boy. 9. Dynasty Express and China King are not considered “real” Chinese food. 10. We don’t use THAT much M-S-G. 11. Don’t ask us to speak our language, we will when we feel like it. 12. We don’t know how to translate your name so stop asking cause most likely we can’t. 13. Don’t ask us to teach you curse words either. 14. Stop trying to pair up Asian guys and girls at your school and say they look cute together. Not all Asians belong together. 15. All Asian countries speak different languages. 16. Just because we’re Asian it doesn’t mean that we know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do etc. Even though we are probably capable of kicking your butt anyway. 17. Don’t say all Asian people look the same, that’s like saying all white people look the same, all African Americans look the same and all Hispanics look the same. When will you realize your stupidity? 18. Surprise! Not all Asians are good at maths. 19. Not all Asians are short. 20. Or skinny. 21. By the way, it’s VietNAMese, not VietMANese. 22. Not all Asian families run a nail shop although some of them do. 23. Same goes for convenient stores and laundromats. 24. What do you people stare at? Haven’t you seen an Asian person before? 25. Just to let you know, it’s NOT funny when you tape your eyes up and start speaking gibberish. That just gives us another reason to kick your butt. 26. Go ahead, make fun of us. We’ll just make fun of you in our own language. 27. It’s ok for us to call each other F.O.B’s but if you call us one you’re asking for a beating. 28. Yeah we eat rice, so what? Got rice? 29. Don’t fold your hands and bow at us like you know what you’re doing cause honestly you look like an idiot. 30. Don’t ask if the Chinese use cat in their food, if they did they would label it “cat lo mein” instead of beef lo mein. They don’t use cat if you didn’t already guess that by now. 31. No…Yao Ming is not my uncle. 32. People from India are Asians too. 33. People from the Middle East are just as Asian as people from the southeast Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 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If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio. If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well copy this into your profile. My favorite pairings: Young Justice: Ms. Martian/ Super Boy Ms. Martian/ any boy on the team + Red arrow Artemis/ Kid Flash Robin/ ... Someone? Aqua Lad/ ... I'm sorry guys... I don't know.. Maybe a random fish? Harry Potter: Dramione Harry/Hermione Ginny/ Harry Blaise/ Luna Luna/ Neville Twilight: Bella/ Emmett Bella/ Jasper Bella/ Carlisle Bella/ Jacob Bella/ Anyone from the Pack except Leah Blue Blood: Oliver/ Schuyler Mimi/ Kingsly Maximum Ride: Max/ Fang Max/ Iggy Iggy/ Ella Percy Jackson and The Heroes of Olympus: Percy/ Calypso Percy/ Thalia Percy/ Reyna Piper/ Jason Mortal Instruments: Jace/ Clary Luke/ Jocelyn Maia/ Simon Simon/ Clary House of Night: Heath/ Zoey (Why did he have to die?!?! Why not Erik?!) Stark/ Zoey The Hunger Games: Gale/ Katniss Katniss/ Peeta Divergent: Tris/ Four For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER. Bitch, don't label me. So what if I'm different? I like who I am. I am Melissa. Anyone who would try and label me into a stereotype? Die in a ditch or meet my Grandma. You'll get killed either way. Hoe/Bastard. Pick one. See you in hell. 101 stupid things to do when you’re bored (Those in bold are the things I’ve done) 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out As you can see, I've done a lot of idiotic things. But, some of these suggestions aren't even for people that are already as crazy as me. I mean, purposefully lick sand?! Who da what now?! Welcome to the World of Mythology Profession: Former Demigoddess, Goddess. Name/Roman Name: Alethea (Greek), Candria (Roman) Married To: Virgin Goddess Major Titles: Lady of Memories, Stars and Magic. Minor Titles: Goddess of Thoughts and Heroes. Olympian?: Yes, currently sitting beside Hestia. Hestia was nice enough not to tell Zeus that she was sleeping while they were discussing about The Camp. Describe Throne: The throne is covered by a blanket that impersonates the night's sky, stars scattered and moving, sometimes symbolizing that something is to happen. There are entwined with sparking magic, rainbow colored words flowing through, sometimes touching stars, showing the thoughts of people that are destined for greatness. When something is meant to happen, memories start exploding through the throne, spreading the things heroes have been through and speeding through the air, usually in colored gold and silver. Beside the throne, sat a giant staff with a crystal ball of glowing magic, underneath the ball were gems growing to cover the crystal like the ribs of a human, the stem was entwined with names of golden colors, sometimes copper and silver. Family: Selene, Goddess of the Moon. Zeus, God of the Sky. Appearance: Long, dark, curly, raven hair. Wide deep blue eyes, sometimes said to show the pain of all past heroes, eyelashes that brush against her skin. A heart shaped face, pale skin. Slightly short. Always wore a midnight blue dress with magic slithering through the hems. Button nose with full lips. Straight nose. Symbol: A glowing star. A crystal ball. A staff. Cabin in Camp Half-Blood: 14. It's the one with the dark walls, with swirling lights moving on them. Doesn't have a real roof, just an invisible force field that they could transform into a replica of a roof. Sacred Animals: A raven, lioness, and a black panther. Danger Level: She is considered dangerous, and has a deadly temper. She was bred into fighting but is usually forced to due to her being the Goddess of Heroes. So her battle skills are advanced. She is in the middle of Athena and Ares when it comes to tactics, she knows when to force a fight and when to escape to stay alive. She, sometimes, helps with the Camps. She loves to supervise and give advice to demigods. Sometimes, she likes to disguise herself as a typical demigod or mortal to help them. Sometimes, making herself look young to deceive enemies. She likes to play innocent. Welcome to the World of Wizardry House: Slytherin Name: Carolina Blake Status: Pureblood Wand: 15 inches, Gaboon Ebony, Essence of Pheonix Talon. Excellent at: Astronomy, Charms and Ancient Runes Appearance: Red haired, with big sparkling green eyes. A sneer that could make a 18 year old man run for his mother, but would like to keep an 'innocent' image for the professors. Sometimes, is genuinely cheerful and nice. Pale skin that looks sun burnt when she blushes. Slightly smaller than most. Unexpectedly sweet when you break through her shell. Has a sharp tongue, and can wrestle anyone to the ground without magic. Welcome to the House of Night Name: Blair Baxter Affinities: Water and Air Cat: A Somali cat. Named Destiny. Is very smart for a cat and is very skilled in escaping from things like dogs Mentor: Thanatos. Nyx Given Powers: Has the skills of a well trained fighter in any aspect and style and is calculating and good at strategies. 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Little Tiny (I Was Bored) Quiz: What are you listening to right now? Music. By All Time Low and One Direction. Who was the last person that contacted you through text, e-mail, or call? My cousin, Justine. How many buddies are online right now? Dunno, about, 25, maybe. Favorite food? Chicken, and anything meat. I mean it. Favorite subject? English. And, TLE. (Basically because we get to eat what we cook.) Favorite animal? Panthers, and Dogs. HAVE YOU EVER Given anyone a bath? No. Say what now? Smoked? I'm thirteen, what do you think? Bungee jumped? Yup. 'Twas fuuun. Make yourself throw up? Yes, to get out of doing a test for Math. Acting sick is fun. Skinny dipped? No! Dafuq, dude?! Ever had a crush? Yes. Cried when someone died? Yes, yes, I have. Lied? Yeah, I did. Problem? Fallen for your best friend? Ummm, no. Rejected someone? Yes, sad to say, he cried. In public. Used someone? My brother, so I wouldn't have to go to school. Ha. Done something you regret? Obviously. Desktop picture? Hunger Games, District 11. Rue will forever be imprinted in our minds! -silent salute- Music?My taste in music is very flexible. Smell? Mint. It's refreshing. Last person you touched? Hugged my friends goodbye, after school. You hugged? ... Look above this sentence and find out. You IMed? ...Huh? You yelled at? Lot's of people. You kissed? My best friend, who is a dude. It was a dare! I swear on the River Styx! Who do you want to kill? Too many, too lazy. No thanks. Slap? My best friends Michel and Ayeza. Then, I copied a cartoon character, "Sorry, you have a very slappable face." Last thing you dreamed about? Talking to my dogs and then they talked back, then once one of them opened their mouth again the alarm went off. I woke up. Coke or pepsi? Coke. Who makes you laugh the most? The voices in my head. Wish you were a member of the opposite gender? Sometimes. It would be awesome to be able to play basketball without my friends laughing that my boobs jiggled. Dammit. I would also love to fight and not get scolded 'cause I'm a girl. Wish you were younger? Yes, I miss the days where no one was scolding you that you were supposed to be studying not outside playing soccer. Number of times you've had your heart broken? No, just, no. Number of times you've broken a heart? I don't wanna say. Number of guys you've kissed? I'm not saying. Number of girls you've kissed? Dude, me no lesbo! Hey, I rhymed.
"Hello, Megan!" -M'ggan "Fuck you! I'm hot!" "Every time you argue with a girl or anything female, be ready to say sorry, because she will twist anything to make you guilty. Even Logic." "Rule no. 1. Don't talk about the Fight Club. *Loud Smack* 'You just broke it, Dumbass!'" "You, no the dude beside you, you! No, the salad behind you, YES YOU!" "Dafuq is this? Dafuq is that?" "Light is not the fastest. Because every time light travels, darkness is already there, waiting." "You wanna see my awesome moves? *Does some karate chopping on empty space* Here it goes! *Kicks an inch off the ground*."-Arvin, Big brother. "Nature is change, dad!" "Makes sense: You do bad stuff. I punish you!" "You're so cute, I could just maul you to death!" "Hard work sucks, man." "How am I supposed to fit my weapons in this?!" "GET THE LUMP OUT OF HERE!" "You know what? Yeah, I'm going to mix the eggs, rice and ketchup. Just to annoy you. *shoves it in mouth*" Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.- Anonymous Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.- Unknown Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can here you. Live as though heaven is on earth. When life gives you lemons . . . When life gives you lemons . . . make a lemon out of it. (If you don't know what a lemon is . . . I feel sorry for u) Be insane- well behaved people never made history. To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world. "Sir, we're surrounded!" When you really love someone, age, distance, height, and weight are just damn numbers. Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to. Forget the risk; take the fall. If it's what you want, it's worth it all. "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein "Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." ~Oscar Wilde "We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." - Chuck Palahniuk "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." "I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." "The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all." - The Emperor (Mulan) "It's official. He's gone emo." ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!. . . Oxygen helps too. Worst. Idea. Ever. [pause] Let's do it. I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours. I'm not easily distr. . .OMG! SHINY! List Twelve of your favorite characters from Percy Jackson, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them. 1. Athena 2. Percy Jackson 3. Chiron 4. Hades 5. Apollo 6. Artemis 7. Nico DiAngelo 8. Luke Castellan 9. Calypso 10. Reyna 11. Demeter 12. Poseidon 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Artemis/ Demeter? Di Immortales! Are you trying to scar me for life?! But, NO. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Uhhh, sure? I guess, but since he's the Lord of The Underworld it's a little bit of a turn off, dont'ya think? 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Percy would start screaming and running around in circles and start panicking. Not in excitement. Or, happiness. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yes. She's cool. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Percy and Artemis? Seriously? He'd be skinned alive before he could make a move! 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Apollo/ Calypso. I can't imagine Reyna going with a goofball like him. Calypso is more gentle and helpful, patient. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"? Oh, my. He would scream bloody murder and start running for the hills sobbing about his precious eyes. 8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? I don't think so... But if there is, Eww! 9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Unexpected Comrades 10. Do any of your friends read Three het? Think so. 11. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven? No. Unless, they've been hiding it from me. In which I would hunt them down and store said story/drawing into a box. 12. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five? No! OH MY GODS!! WHY would they do that?! 13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? Luke. Hmm... Comatose, or, Fix you. 14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? A fight between the two maiden goddesses for the honor of being the Sea Gods wife! Beware of cat fights, funny arguments and very scary threats. 15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Yesterday. 16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Athena and Nico are in a happy relationship (who da what now?) until Calypso runs off with Nico. Athena, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Demeter (I repeat, WHO DA WHAT NOW?) and a brief unhappy affair with Poseidon, then follows the wise advice of Apollo (WHAT?! HE can give WISE advice?!) and finds true love in Chiron. My mind feels so violated and scarred right now, from imagining this happening... I will never see them the same way ever again. Update: 12/27/11 Sup mah peeps! My cousin, Justine Braganza, is beside me and being a total creeper. She kept staring at the screen like a maniac. She's laughing right now. Anyways.. Me and my brothers + Justine watched the Young Justice series and Mama mia!!! Ms. Martian needs to end up with Super Boy!! I mean, COME ON!! Her sweet looks and smiles is what KEEPS ME INSANE!! She keeps shooting THOSE "ARE YOU OKAY?" SPEECHES at his oblivious BOY face. It gets annoying. But, Well... I do ship some other pairings.. like: ARTEMIS AND KID FLASH!!! BOOOYYYAA!!! I feel bad for Aqua Lad, though... The kid needs a love life. Oh, and Robin too. I hope they figure something out. Me out! Peace!
My friend from my old school came out of nowhere!! I even made a bet with my brother that they weren't there and I obviously lost. Well, I didn't see them!!! I wasn't sure they were really there!! They were both boys so I kinda freaked out but my dad welcomed them with unexpected warmth... After I assured him they were gay... A lie but what the heck. See ya!! ;) Update: 1/24/12 Today has been hectic, to say the least. My cousin has finally convinced me to hate ROMIONE. Goddamit. Why? Why must she end up with the weasel?! Why not Draco?! Anyways, Gots some more ideas. You'll see later. Peace out. March 19, 2012 I just want to post some conversations that my family and friends have with me:
Arvin: Sure, but if this is a trap, I will spit this all over you. (starts drinking) Me: Why would I do that? Arvin: BECAUSE YOU ARE THE DEVIL'S CHILD Andre: Where is thy beautiful maiden from? For a beauty held by thou- Me: You weirdo. Did Shakespeare possess you just now?
What would father say?! Well, I know what his face would look like. His blue eyes would be widened, then narrowed to slits. His mouth would be in a tight line and his nose would be flared up in anger. And, Granger challenged me again. It's all about grades to her. Well, not really challenged, more of glared at me and trying to shoot her arm up before me. And that Weasel, I mean, Weasley. Goodness. He is horrible. He inhales food and sometimes it just stays on his face. I don't even think that he should be that bony, I mean, he sucked up a whole turkey once! It was disgusting! I lost my appetite and just to decided to update this in my dorm. Anyway, the new DDA is someone called Professor Maze. Whose apparently a male, from the talk of the teachers. Draco's been acting weird. He started to not pick on other people and I always find him staring at Granger. What in Merlin's name is going on with that?! I'll update later if there's anything interesting going on. Gotta go. My book of curses looks pretty inviting right now. The corner of Immortals and Gods, the thoughts and blog of Alethea.
And that wretched Juno/Hera made everything worse. Do you think a hero would want someone telling him that his love is going to make his life harder for him? No. Though, I am not a big fan of this 'Percabeth' thing that the daughters of Aphrodite keep talking about, I do like Calypso and Percy. It seems cute. The caged, kind hearted, gentle girl and the reckless, loyal, and young boy. It would be 'awesome' as the mortals say. Anyway, Aphrodite is trying to convince me to turn my back on my oath. Annoying. She just won't give up! And, Artemis invited me to come with her on one of her hunts. But, again, Aphrodite is stopping me. Why does she keep doing this to me? And then she keeps whispering to herself that she's got interesting plans for me. I have a bad feeling about this. Oh, and Hephaestus asked me to help him with one of his weapons, said it needed to be supplied with magic and Hecate was busy. Insulting. So, I helped him and zapped my way to Camp Half Blood. I had a talk with Percy and it turned out... unexpected. I don't know how to describe it. Want me to submit it here? I'll do that later. I'll see you later. Pray to Fortuna that I'll be okay with Aphrodite planning something. |
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