Ian O'shea tells his story. His childhood, his history and how his feelings towards Wanda turned from hatred into love... (I do not own the rights to 'The Host')

Vastly AU. Morgead turns to local law enforcement in his search for Jez and his life takes a different turn. Meanwhile, Jez has to come to terms with the consequences of one night of passion with her once best-friend turned enemy. Rated T for now.

Anna has an accident. Won't say too much more. It would ruin the story. Kristanna. (rated M for later chapters and adult situations).

If you don't know about Vogon poetry, this is just going to look like Theodore Geisel was working through a bad acid trip. If you do know about Vogon poetry it'll still look like that, but at least you'll understand what's going on.

This is a sample from the diary of the notorious Vogon captain Wobblefeltz