Salutations, and welcome to my profile page. I'm quite new here, so for now I do not have a lot up. Okay, so that's a lie. Maybe I've been here a while and I just. Don't post stuff. 'Cause I'm lazy and forget about this happy, scary little site. Either way, I figure I may as well tell you a little bit about myself.

First and foremost, the basics. I'm your average, everyday, friendly, neighborhood, teenager. I know you were hoping for me to say Spiderman, but unfortunately I am not that awesome. I'm a girl, old enough to drive but not to drink, and I live in America. Now you officially have my age, sex and location. Don't ask for it from me anymore. I hate it when people do that. I love animals and I have quite a few pets. My favorite just so happens to be the plesiosaur.

And then you say, "but SevenSea! Plesiosaurs are extinct!"

That's just what they want you to think.

But, seriously, many credible scientists believe that plesiosaurs were able to survive the extinction of the dinosaurs because they live underwater, and there are hundreds of sightings a year. Took them forever to accept that the giant squid was more than legend; what makes plesiosaurs any less real?

Oh, but look at that! I went on a little rant. I apologize.

The only real thing you need to know about me is that I do not bite. Feel free to talk to me about anything you want. Unless its creepy. Like, stalker creepy. That is no fun at all.

What else? Oh yes. I'm sure you are wondering about my writing. No reason for me to assume this. Except that, you know, you're reading this on a site for submitting writing. So, here goes.

I write only one-shot fan fictions. One page, one chapter, one story. Mostly because I tend to rush things when I have a massive and action-filled plot planned out. With one-shots, I am able to better weave in symbols, metaphors, irony, and other wonderful things that make reading entertaining for the intellectual.

Another big point may be that I take requests.

And you say "SevenSea! Sevensea! Will you write me a one-shot about a specific pairing?"

Simple answer: maybe. I myself pair characters with full respect to the canon; I never go against canon sexual orientations or existing relationships to form new pairs, and I only pair characters together who are roughly the same age and would seem to get along or make a cute couple within the canon alone. Now, I also understand that almost everyone else on the internet would have no problem making such wild and crazy pairings as would make my brain explode. As a result, I will write stories on almost any pairing you choose. My only exceptions are: incestuous pairings, vast age differences, and extreme species or body-shape differences (as in a bipedal character with a quadrupedal one). Other than that, I'll write you whatever your heart desires in a [hopefully] clever little story with an interesting plot and quality wording.

Oh, and if you want me to include an original character in a requested one-shot, I might be a little stricter. I'll probably write one in, but I might change a few details and be a little picky. Sorry in advance.

Next up is my current stories. I have only one up right now: a simple fan fiction for My Little Pony Friendship is Magic starring a kelpie as a new character and the source of a conflict. I do plan to write more later, and I plan to write stories for many of the fandoms which I adore.

In addition to fan fiction, I hope to one day publish a novel. That may take a few months, give or take four to five billion years.

Well, I guess that just about wraps it up. In the meantime I'll be-

When you interrupt "Wait! SevenSea! What are the fandoms you adore? I need to know if I'm going to request anything!"

Okay, so that's a fairly complicated answer. I'm familiar with a few different anime shows and other TV shows, and I'm a pretty huge science fiction and fantasy geek, so there's a good chance you'll be safe with something along those lines. As far as specific examples go, however, I may as well start making a few lists. Here are my top five favorites for each category:

Television Shows and Anime:

1) Star Trek

2) Avatar the Last Airbender / Legend of Korra

3) My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

4) SNK/ Attack on Titan

5) Adventure Time

Movies:

1) The Iron Giant

2) The Fifth Element

3) The Sixth Sense

4) Avengers

5) The Princess Bride

Video Games:

1) Just about anything to do with Pokemon

2) Skyrim

3) Portal

4) Spore

5) Just about anything to do with Mario

Books

1) Relic / Pendergast Series (Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child)

2) Harry Potter Series (J. K. Rowling)

3) Dune (Frank Herbert)

4) Warriors Series (Erin Hunter)

5) Tale of Two Cities (Charles Dickens)

As far as interests go, that about wraps it up. I don't read a whole lot as far as comics (or manga) are concerned, but Marvel and Homestuck are exceptions to that rule.

If you have any questions on what fandoms I will write for, just go ahead and ask me. Contrary to popular belief, I'm not out to get you.

Okay, now I'm done, right? I've told you everything about me, right? Good. I'm tired of writing this boring autobiography and I'm sure you're tired of reading it. Actually, I think you didn't even read the whole thing. I'd imagine you probably skimmed and maybe looked at the lists a little bit because they stand out. But for those of you who actually made it through this whole war zone of text:

Congratulations!

You won nothing!

So, I bid you be gone. Farewell!