Soooo call me Halt-ranger321!! I am also known as Ranger-Halt321 on deviantart :) I love love love love love the Ranger's Apprentice series!! NO I"M NOT OBSESSED*hides book behind couch*

I write fan fics quite frequently. :) Soo that's good.

I borrowed some of this from Halt-finatic378

This is How you KNOW you're obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice.

1. You can qoute almost all of the dialogue.

2. You can hear Wills' voice in your head.

3. You just KNOW Halt's also in your head, telling Wills' voice to shut up.

4. You've memorized "Greybeard Halt" "GRAYBEARD HALT IS A FRIEND OF MINE! HE LIVES ON REDMONT HILL!" *keeps singing song until brother tells me to shut up*

5. You want a bow and arrow set. GAH! so badly...

6. You actually dream about Ranger's Apprentice. Ehehe ;)

7. You're reading this right now.

8. You sneak around, trying to scare people like you're a ranger.

9. You want to be a ranger. PLEASE GOD PLEASE!

10. You read Ranger's Apprentice and now you think being short is SO COOL!!

11. You write fanfiction for Ranger's Apprentice. :D

12. You think it would be fun to be Wills' apprentice.

13. Now you're sad because you aren't. D:

14. But you imagine yourself as his apprentice.

15. Now you're grinning like a moron.

16. The front left side of your brain is constantly saying, "Rangers Rangers RANGERS! MUST! READ! RANGER'S! APPRENTICE!!"

17. You'd LURVE to meet John Flanagan.

18. You happen to know that there's a contest to do so.

19. You're now jumping up and down, fangirl shrieking about meeting Flanagan.

20. You're going to enter the contest.

21. You're sad because the contest is over.

22. You want to kill me for telling you about a contest that's over.

23. You call John Flanagan "Flanny" sometimes. Ummmm, not this one...

24. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than do your homework.

25. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than watch TV.

26. You always want to read Ranger's Apprentice.

27. You want there to be a Ranger's Apprentice comic book. MAKE ONE NOW JOHN FLANAGAN!

28. You'd actually tackle glomp someone if they had a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.

29. You'd cry with joy if you got to have a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.

30. You'd cry in despair if the comic book got damaged in any way.

31. You just KNOW that the Ranger's Apprentice books radiate power.

32. You accidently called your brother "Horace" yesterday.No but I called my friend Horace by accident

33. If you had a munchkin cat you'd name him "Will"

34. You want to warp yourself into the Ranger's Apprentice world so you can replace Alyss. YES YES YES!! Or Jenny...I AM COMING GILAN!

35. You're smiling and nodding while you read this.

36. You CANNOT WAIT ANOTHER SECOND for the Ranger's Apprentice movie. GAH 2014!!!

37. You want to see the Ranger's Apprentice movie in the theater.

38. You're going to spend the whole movie going fangirl.

39. You're going to have a hard time not fangirl squealing during the film.I don't care I'll do it anyways..

40. You know it's the truth. yeah...i know...

41. One of the reasons that you can't wait to see the film is so you can go fangirl and scream at your friends about how cute Will is.

42. He really is adorable. Omergash!!!

43. Your parents want you to shut up about Ranger's Apprentice already. Hehe, NEVERRR!

44. They really really want you to.

45. Now you're going to post this list in your profile with everything you've actually done or thought in bold letters. Well, i do all of them sooooo...

46. You just hit copy.

47. Don't lie, you know you did.

48. You're thinking about Ranger's Apprentice again.

49. You even know the names of the background characters.

50. Now you're sad because there are SO many other things that can prove you're obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice.

EXTRAS THAT i THOUGHT OF HAHAHAHAHA HEEEHEHEHEHE
51. You are by no means allowed to shave Halt's face to look like his twin brother's, Odds are there will be an arrow through you before you can move

52. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DISS ON THE RANGER'S APPRENTICE SERIES, MYSELF AND HALT WILL FIND YOU AND WILL WILL COME TOO AND GILAN WILL SHOVE YOU OFF A CLIFF SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE MESS, AND MALCOM WILL SEND HIS APPARATIONS ON YOU ALONG WITH TROBAR AND SHADOW, AND EBONY. ERAK WILL COME AND SEND YOU TO HALLASHOLM. :D

HALT ROCKS IF U DISAGREE HE WILL COME AND FORCE U TO ADMIT HE IS AWESOME!

If you have ever had a crush on a book character, copy this to your profile *cough cough WILL/GILAN cough cough*

If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile...look above for the clue on who this is about ;)

If you've ever had a dream and forgotten what it was about before the dream even ended, copy and paste hate this -_-

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile *I frikin hate when i read fanfics and the writers do this! IF U TAKE THE TIME TO DO THE FANFIC HAVE CORRECT GRAMMAR! GAH!*

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. yay! :D

If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile. Why God? WHY U NO LET ME TALK TO THEM!? *sobs in corner* btw, I LOVE PANDAS. It seems that rangers are the only people that possess this power...if u r a fan of RA u know what i mean lol.

If your a FanFiction addict, copy this to your profile

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. PLEASE EXIST HALT!

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile. "WTH WILL FORGET CASSANDRA AND JUMP OFF THE FRIKIN SHIP U IDIOT U CAN RESCUE HER LATER GO TO HALT HE IS BREAKING DOWN!!! DONT GET ADDICTED TO WARMWEED JUST JUMP!!! JUMP I SAY JUMP!!!!!!!!!!"

Things you are NOT allowed to do in Ranger's Apprentice, and what will happen to you if you do.

1. You are NOT allowed to sing "Greybeard Halt". Halt will make you spend the night in a tree. A PINE tree O.O

2. You are NOT allowed to answer a question with another question. Halt will glare at you and make you feel stupid.

3. You are NOT allowed to say "But I thought..." Halt will say "You're not old enough to think."

4. You are NOT allowed to give Tug more than one apple a day. Halt will say "One is quite enough."

5. You are NOT allowed to question Halt's skills for ANY reason. Odds are he'll kill you.

6. You are NOT allowed to tell anyone that Halt's not really grim all the time. He'll knock you into next week and then kill you.

7. You are NOT allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" on your way to visit Malcolm. He'll turn you into a lizard.

8. You are NOT allowed to send your Christmas wishlist to Erak. He'll brain you with a battleaxe.

9. You are NOT allowed to sing "Santa's comin' to town" when you see Erak coming. He'll brain you with a battleaxe.

10. You are NOT allowed to ask why, exactly, Keren's name is Keren. He'll hypnotize you.

11. You are NOT allowed to sing "Dude looks like a lady" when you see Keren. He'll throw a blue rock at you.

12. You are NOT allowed to hum the James Bond theme while tracking things with Halt. He'll shoot you with an arrow.

13. You are NOT allowed to hum alien music as you near Healers Clearing. Malcolm will kill you.

14. You are NOT allowed to use the "Green Giant" jingle when you see Trobar. He'll steal your puppy.

15. You are NOT allowed to to talk about your wonderful recipe for clam chowder in Skandia. You'll be brained.

16. You are NOT allowed to iceskate on the pond in Skandia. You'll be assigned to the paddles (But hey, at least you'll get to stare at Will)

17. You are NOT allowed to kill Alyss and Evanlyn when they stare at Will with you. Will will NOT marry you (Shame...)

18.You are NOT allowed to sing the munchkin theme song around Will. He'll shoot you.

19. You are NOT allowed to call Halt "Lucky the Leprichon" he'll kill you.

20. You are NOT allowed to ask Will about Crocodiles. He'll think you've gone mad.

21. You are NOT allowed to ask Halt to do an impersonation of Demo Man. He'll shoot you.

22. You are NOT allowed to switch Halt's coffee to decaf. You'll die a slow painful death.

23. You are NOT allowed to oil the hinges on the door of Halt's cabin. He'll kill you if the intruders don't.

24. You are NOT allowed to threaten Will. Horace will challenge you to single combat and stick you with his dagger.

25. You are NOT allowed to ride Tug. He will throw you off and Will will shoot you for trying to steal his horse.

26. You are NOT allowed to write out the key to the Couriers Code. Crowley will rant and shoot you so full of arrows you will be remembered in death as 'The Porcupine'.

27. You are NOT allowed to fight a mad axeman with only your two knives. Gilan will throw you off a cliff so that he doesn't have clean up the mess. OMG OMG OMG I CANT GET OVER THIS ONE BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

AWESOME PEOPLE THAT HAVE INSPIRED ME

#1 Miss Kisharoo. I can be crazy and random and weird around her and instead of making fun of me for it she embraces it and we create really random stuff sometimes. Like her current fanfic..hehehehehe... Anywho she's inspired me to always keep doing what I do, and not be afraid of my randomness yet to turn it into something else and create something awesome out of it! Thank ya!