First off - FUCKING HELL I LOVE HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD

Aright, now that that's not bursting out of me:

Hey, I'm Raevyn. I'm here primary for smut but I appreciate good plot when I can find it. I like all sexual pairings though I myself am a confused homo. I read a lot, I write a lot, I don't post much. I'm working on a novel or twenty (aren't we all) but I always find a welcome distraction in a wide variety of Harry Potter erotica, the Klingon language, or simply doing nothing.

I read mostly humor, sex, and weird anti-hero stuff. I DO NOT believe in crossovers, however, it is possible to do them well and then they are wonderful. I don't typically like OCs as protags or love interests because those tend to be self-inserts, the most obnoxious thing ever unless you warn about it in the description. Also high school AUs are typically NOT my thing with a few exceptions.

Sci-fi and fantasy are delicious; smut is even better. I really don't believe in writing or reading fanfiction about real people, but these goddam Hollywood Undead slashfics keep finding me and I can't leave them alone.

Please Recommend

Any good smut

Hatesex (yay! Like Spike/Buffy caliber hatesex... Yeah...)

BDSM smut

-Harry Potter:

Marauder slash

Lesbian fluff and/or smut

Gryffindor-Slytherin lesbians!! (Sorry, I know this is such a niche fic)

Blackcest (Bellatrix/Sirius, Bellatrix/Narcissa)

Wolfy!Lupin smut

Rough!James/Lily

Snape/Lily

-PotC:

Jack/Will

Anything decent

Star Trek TNG:

Q anything

Q smut

Data smut (with anyone canon)

Data/Lore

Worf/K'Ehleyr

Worf/Deanna

Klingon anything

Vulcan smut

-Heroes of Olympus, etc:

God sex, any god(s)

Any god/mortal

Anything with the feeling of a myth-type story, without modern language

-Alice in Wonderland (any version but Burton's is my favorite)

Hatter/Alive

Cheshire/Alice

Cheshire/anyone

-General Disney:

Villain shower thoughts

Lesbian mermaid smut

Any villains masturbating

Villain/hero pairings