I'd sooner swallow razor blades soaked in acid before I ever admitted out loud that I need Tori, but that wouldn't make it any less true. ;Jade/Tori;

Link is a normal high school teen that is constantly bothered by one of his peers, Dark. He and Dark are both going through hard times and they are really confused with what to do. Can they make the right choices in the end?

Twilight Link gathers the Hero of Time's weapons and sets out to rediscover the five temples of ancient Hyrule, but his actions awaken an old friend, and some new enemies. With only three gifts from the Goddesses, a noisy fairy, and a whole lot of sarcasm, can he save the world once again? TP Link/Dark Link (Hiatus again, so sorry)

Dark works for Spirit Temple—Hyrule's most popular gay strip club which also maintains its notoriously quiet contribution to the underground sex industry. Dark believes he's found his calling until his best friend from high school, Link, returns to Hyrule as a detective in the daunting police force. However, Link and Dark will still find themselves closer together than ever before.

Why yes, this is a prince!levi AU. Eren is found discouraged and homeless, when he is offered a job as a maid by a stranger. He does the one thing he tells himself not to do; fall in love with the prince.

Rather cheesy romance between Austin and Dallas. Later chapters may contain smut. I will keep the story going as long as possible. Please rate and review. Don't like gay romance, go away!

Sweltering gale had blustered down from the top of the threshold, bringing the ash of the fallen with it; he brushed away the passing embers. The warrior closed his dreary eyes as he remembered what had brought him here. He felt slumber pull him into a sweet embrace, dreaming of days bygone, as he slept, overwhelmed by the ash. *Starts as a High School fic, adventure comes later :P

This is perhaps the worst situation Peter could have found himself in... But, by God, the kid was gonna come into the world blessed. With or without the support of the father. WARNING: MPREG and M/M. THIS IS NOW COMPLETE. SEQUEL: It Got Worse, NOW POSTED!

Modern Sugar Daddy Au! Eren is a typical struggling college student. One night he runs into a handsome stranger. But when this stranger starts to casually throw money at him, Eren comes to an agreement: having a pampering sugar daddy may not be the worst thing. Levi/Eren, with some Jean/Eren (it's riren-centric though). Rated M for language and smut

This is a Davekat short story I wrote and... It turns into porn later, so beware. Rated M for lemon, enjoy!

They are all about Misaki and Usagi in the form of drabbles.

Fairytale based AU. Eren is the son to a poor farmer's wife. But a run-in with a cursed prince leaves him working as a slave in a palace. LevixEren/Ereri/Riren. Now rated M for some light smut in later chapters.

You remember the first time you really realized you were fucked up. You were five. First day of kindergarten, miserable as all fuck. The teacher told the boys to line up on one side of the room and the girls on the other. You don't even remember why. You just remember the result. Growing up. Davekat.

One sleepy Haru plus one devilish Rin minus anyone watching equals a Simply Touching story! Haru X Rin - Where Rin learns about keeping his hands to himself, and Haru learns that there's more to life than water. Maybe...

Eren moves to a small town and meets an vampire named Levi. Awful Twilight Parody AU with a super horny Eren, vampire!Levi and werewhorse Jean.

[Hiatus] Link (in his typical fashion) is off to save the world of Hyrule once again from Ganondorf. However, when he encounters Dark, the unexpected happens: they leave the Water Temple, together. Will the odd pair bond and find a place to become friends, and possibly something more? Or will Death chase them down and prevent this forbidden love?

[OOC] We were nothing but broken souls, Link and I. Lost to ourselves. Maybe that was why we were so desperate for each other. Because if we were with someone just as broken as ourselves then we wouldn't feel that isolation. That horrible feeling of 'no one will ever love you', and the calling of 'no one can ever care'. Dark x Link. DISCONTINUED.

Being the Crown Prince of the Candy Kingdom comes with a lot of pressure. It's a lot to ask of a 12 year old who's only friend is a horse(unicorn...thing.) Prince Gumball struggles to live up to his title while breaking out of his sheltered life. And right there dragging him out is a certain vampire. Join them on their journey through friendship, awkwardness, lame humor, & romance!

...including the body of a four-year-old! Yup, Ghirahim's a little boy filled with energy and mischief, and Link has the coveted job of taking responsibility for EVERYTHING! This is gonna be fun... :D

"Akkey...I want you." The sky rumbled as rain drops fell heavily from the dark grey sky while thunder threatened any animal's that dared to stay outside. None of this though, seemed to phase a certain blonde who was reading a magazine about glasses in the safety of his club room... A rainy day a confession. Akkey (Kanbara Akihito) x Hiromi (Nase Hiromi) YAOI! BOY X BOY (SMUT!)

"I thought you liked glasses." "On cute girls. Last I checked, you're not a cute girl." Akihito/Hiromi. Oneshot.

Rin asks Nitori to help him with sit-ups, and every time Rin comes up, Nitori is tempted to kiss him, until he finally does.

3 Times people found out because of Haruka and 1 time Rin couldn't keep his mouth shut. A RinHaru one-shot, sequel to 5 Times. Can be read alone though!

5 Times Haruka sneaked into Rin's house and one time Rin sneaked into his. RinHaru. Wasn't sure if this was K or T so I rated it T! Just some kisses though :) Has a sequel now! It's called 3 Times.

Throughout the ages Link has been reborn as Heroes, but his shadow has also, not been reborn, but existed throughout the ages. After the events of Twilight Princess, Link comes face to face once more with an old nemesis: Dark Link. But through a series of events, Link finds himself not hating his darker half, but falling in love. What will come of a hero who falls for the darkness?

When Demise was defeated, Ghirahim felt relief and then fear. For what would happen to him after his hated Master fell? Would he be mercifully killed...or forced to live as uselessly as before? The Hero's sword, however, has another idea... /in the process of being rewritten/

"Romantic...right, Rin?" This truly was a day of wins for Rin. {PWP. Almost one-sided RinHaru. OOC maybe..}

Peter loses a bet and has to wear lace panties under the suit for one night. It doesn't work out as planned. Pre-slash.

a shotgunning fic of sorts. prince gumball is defiled. /1,086

Peter simply shook his head. "Never mind. I'm tired. And sleepy. Just tell me a bedtime story Wade."

Prompt: Deadpool becomes aware that he's in a smut fic with Spider-Man, resists and battles with the author / #crackfic #bad porn #fourth wall breaking #stereotypical uke!peter #confused!wade #completely intentional oocness #nsfw i guess

Nai's crying at night makes Gareki come to terms with why he honestly can't leave the ship.

(Jetko AU) Zuko comes home and finds Jet passed out on the floor. He isn't pleased.

Jetko; They're fueled by rage that runs deeper than their veins, and a little sexual tension that neither of them can explain.

"Hey, baby boy," Wade singsonged, closing the door behind him. Peter frowned and looked at Wade with blatant suspicion. "Don't baby boy me, Wade. What did you do this time?" / High School AU - BDP!Wade

150 years after the defeat of Lore, things are about to get crazy again for Link and Kai. Zelda is starting wars, Ganondorf is being nice, Ryuk is still swearing like an overly aggressive sailor, and Shigen remains emotionless. That's right, they're back!

Making a sex tape, ending in fail sex

I wish I would've thought of the consequences before I fell in love with a demon. GhiraLink, GhirahimxLink, LinkxGhirahim.

This is a NON YAOI, Dark Link X Fem!Link fanfic set in an AU. Link and Dark Link fluff. Rated T for innuendos and very minor angst/blood. Please R&R!

"…" Sighing, Matt rubbed his neck. Dammit. "…..ok, look man. This is all going to sound reeeally stupid to you. Sorry. I'm pretty bad at this shit. It's waaay out of my comfort zone, y'know? Church, religion-you. Not really my thing. I just thought we should have a heart to heart. Yeah. 'Cause I've got some stuff to say to you."

Vic Fuentes saves Kellin Quinn's life one day and they meet up again 2 years later. Will Kellin remember what Vic did for him? Will Vic be okay once he realizes who Kellin is? Find out in my first Kellic fanfiction. XD

The hero does not love women. She doesn't. (Yuri. Fem!Dark/Fem!Link.)

They have rules. Finn follows them. Marshall Lee doesn't. But Finn likes the things Marshall Lee does to him. Marshall Lee x Finn, risqué but not explicit.

He hated him... absolutely despised Near. But, when Near comes asking for help... how can he say no? Re-write of Broken Pride. Eventual MxN.

Legend of Zelda characters attend Hyrule University. Takes place in modern times. Sheik's POV. Sheik and Dark are roomates and also best friends. Dark is a notorious player while Sheik has problems of his own. Yaoi/Language/Violence/Drugs

She couldn't quite believe she was falling for her, another woman. -Zelda/Midna

Jalex. It's in first person, I'm not sure if I like it or not. Smuuuuut. Um, humiliation? Idk, Alex makes Jack walk around with a vibrator up his ass.

With great powers comes great responsibility. But sometimes, with a power like Cry's... it's fun to use it to your own advantage.

Sasuke decides to go online and starts chatting with this Naruto guy.

The great youtube video llama's with hats mixed with Link and Dark link. This is a revised version. I own nothing. please enjoyy

Don't let the title fool you. While there is plenty of smut, this is a LOVE STORY. Down and out Harry goes to work in a porn studio. And who should be there, but Draco Malfoy. Harry can't help wondering if they'll work together. post Hogwarts H/D SLASH

hey book... today i think... i've fallen in love. i know all the girls usually rave about days like these where all the can think about is the boy of their dreams. but i think thats gay. and i think, book... that maybe... i might be too.

Mori reflects on his attraction to Honey. PWP

Dark Link, somehow, in some way, had managed to entice him into having emotionless sex. At least, that's what Link believed.

Vic is perfectly satisfied with his relationship with Kellin, except for one thing - he has never seen his boyfriend sleep? What could Klln be hiding? When Vic finally finds out, adorableness ensues! Pierce the Veil/Sleeping with Sirens fic. Vic Fuentes/Kellin Quin slash. AU. A little fluffy.

Prince Gumball has to to deal with Marshall Lee's insistent need to feed him sugary treats every night, and waking up with the color missing from his skin. Gumball/Marshall

Another Shuffle collection. Set music to shuffle, write what comes from the song. Small bit O Smut, hence the rating.

Dark Link waits for Link in the Water Temple. Dark Link becomes a true hylian. He soon falls sick in his prison, but is saved by Link. Link falls in love with Dark Link, but stirs an unnecessary brim of jealousy in the Queen of Hyrule. A long lost friend of Dark Link appears. Will Dark and Link have a happy ending? Image by Deviant User: Angelofhapiness.

Kids, today you're going to hear an amazing story. The story of how your father met your mother. The PG-version. Because you lot are 3. And if your parents' story were to be turned into a television series, it would likely be rated PG13. At least. So actually, this isn't really going to resemble the story of how your parents met at all. Oh well. Part of the Bicentennial series.

"Do you realize who I am now? I am your other half. Your darker half. I know everything about you. I know your every fear, your dirtiest secrets, your every dream, and your deepest and darkest fantasies. I know exactly how and where to touch you and just where to bite. That's why tonight will be so much fun..." A dirty one-shot from my dirty imagination.

Alfred had every right to be confused. It wasn't every day that you found a letter addressed to yourself from your best friend, confessing their love, right? It seemed Arthur had secrets, but was he really the only one? USUK in that order. Tons of yaoi, I swear!

"I wish you wouldn't look at me like that every time you see me," he muttered, turning his chin down and refusing to look me in the eyes. I shook my head not understanding. "Like what?" "Like that, it makes me feel funny inside," he complained, rubbing his arm uneasily.

The Ice Queen is always predatoring on dudes. When Fionna falls ill and the snowy sorceress takes the opportunity to swoop on Prince Gumball, Fionna asks Marshall Lee to rescue the prince in her stead. BxB Yaoi rated M for later chapters and BAD PUNS!

The secret diaries of Death Note characters. Light, L, Near, Mello, Matt and others. Things you knew and didn't know about them. Just for fun. Strong language and a little sexual content. Enjoy!

Link did it anyway. He gave his soul to the boy who told him of his future with the Goddesses. But even after the contract had been signed and there was no going back, why did he have that feeling that there was more to the boy than he was letting on? Dark Link is Seraph. SeraphXLink.

REPOST! Ike is looking through a naughty magazine when Toon Link walks in on him, asking what he's doing. Can Ike successfully relay some grammar rules to cover his aliby?

Karkat sees John with his shirt off for the first time and is perplexed by what he finds. JohnKat smut

We all know that Link must fight and kill his shadow. But what if the victorious hero had chosen to have mercy on his defeated darker side? What then? Contains Yaoi themes, but nothing more explicit than kissing.

"Do you really think you can out-pimp me, the Demon Lord of pimp?" Link remained strong and determined. "I know I can," he said with conviction. Ghirahim narrowed his eyes, leaning down slightly, "Prove it."

She wants him. She's wanted him for so long. What stands in her way is the fact that nobody even knows that's she's a girl. It's Easter, and Near has finally decided to change that and get what she wants. Female!NearxMello.

YAOI. Now complete. Aang's bending becomes unstable, along with his feelings for Zuko. Yet as both become stable and stronger, they will face something unexpected to them both...

When Sakura convinces everyone to play Truth or Dare, secrets are revealed, prides are embarrassed and budding loves are started! Sasuke just can't believe he got himself dragged into this...stupid dobe. Yaoi, mostly NaruSasu but there are other pairings.

Prince Gumball has the nerve to mess with Marshall Lee's favorite food. GumballXMarshall Lee

Ghirahim meets Link and his friend Vaati, who is an ex-gang member, and tries to hide his personal and "family" problems from them. Will probably feature GhirahimxLink yaoi in later chapters.

PARODY! Total CRACK of Kuroshitsuji. Summary in 1st chapter. Sebastian is a sex slave. Ciel, a Lady Gaga fanboy. And Grelle? You don't wanna know. And I don't know.

- and Gumball thinks that somehow his very heartstrings are being stroked. ;Prince Gumball/Marshall Lee;

Link is definitely one to talk to about matters of the heart. Specifically physical ones.

Being engaged to Zelda was like living in a cage. Sneaking around with Dark was like flying in the open air. But which should Link choose- settle the obligation to Zelda or be happy with Dark? Yaoi, infidelity, AU, and language warnings. R&R.

Ever since they were children, Zelda has always been there to wake Link up in the mornings. Skyward Sword. Link x Zelda.

Marshall doesn't like others touching what's his. Fionna/Marshall Lee rated M, just to be safe.

Sion wants to help Nezumi practice for a new role in a play and Nezumi reveals sides of himself he'd rather keep to hidden. Rated M for later chapters. NezumixSion.

A must have guide for all adorably dysfunctional couples. Rated M for later chapters. SasuNaru.

Mello loves Near. Matt loves Mello. Mello also loves Matt. Will they ever find peace. CrackFic, I think.

Nezumi thinks about what Sion said about being drawn to him and decides to make a move… Nezumi/Sion One-shot

If you want to get that special someone to look your way, this is the handbook for you. There's no REAL lemon, but many mentions of sex.

What happened after everything? Epilogue to my story "Lovely Sins". Long over due. R&R.

takes place right after Honey says "i hate you" to Mori. He goes to Haruhi's house but she's not sure what to do so she calls a friend to help. LEMON! HaruhiXKyoyaXMori i will write more lemons if ppl will just review!

Having sex with Logan was amazing, unbelievable, euphoric even. Having quiet sex with Logan, was damn near impossible. KOGAN SLASH DRABBLE

Percy is convinced that Luke likes him, but Luke won't let himself. Plan A: Be out front. FAIL. PLan B: Make him jealous by hooking up with Annabeth. WIN. Percy/Luke slash. Don't like it don't read it. simple. :D

After the war, when the Gang stays in Ba Sing Se for a much needed vacation, Toph decides to brew up some trouble and takes them to a play that portrays Aang and Zuko as a gay couple. But what happens when the whole of Ba Sing Se believes it? Zukaang.

It's in Dark Link's point of view about his relationship with Link and when things took a terrible turn. It will go into the present tense later on. Yaoi, don't read if you can't handle it

Trent actually found himself smiling. Duncan/Trent! :D Don't like, don't read!

Matt reflects on his sibling like realtionship with Mello and Near. Depressing beginning, fluffy ending. T for language.

A drabble. A LONG drabble. Lemon that became a plot... LinkxDLink Dark reminisces on his past with Link and struggles to convey his feelings to his counterpart.

In every war there are heroes on both sides. A man of darkness, having no soul of his own, was born anew in silence. Pain became the strength for his dedication to justice, hatred the reason for his love. YAOI DLxL

What happens when Dark is playing with Link's magic masks?

Because finding two panting boys, both naked, on a large bed with a French Maid outfit on the floor practically screamed "JUST FRIENDS!" Next time, Sakura decided, I'll knock. SasuNaru

I'd never expect myself to be caught in a relationship with anyone. Especially with a man. Let alone my own SHADOW.

A parody of Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss.

In which Mello and Matt do stuff that leads to a very awkward misunderstanding, Near discovers his masochistic tendencies, a riot breaks out among the children, a suspicious breakfast food is questioned and Rodger misses the old days. Matt x Mello x Near

Link thinks his stay in another town is like any other. Of course, he's been followed and meets a new member in his room. Not completely unwelcome, it turns out.DarkLinkxLink. Yaoi. KIND OF GRAPHIC! WarnedYou.

Link and Dark Link, Shadow, are set for a perfect day. Hopefully, it will be. Not my favorite story, Still, please rate and comment!

When six year old Mello notices the sad new kid, Near, across the room from him, he suddenly decides to try and help him, and perhaps get something even more out of it in the end. One-shot. MxN. Please R&R.

America suggests that everyone should play another one of his 'amazing' games! What's to happen when Britain is to be paired with the idiot and when the idiot's supposed to make him as uncomfortable as possible? A lot... USxUK SMUT Slight GermanyxItaly

Near hears dead people. Matt/Mello, L/Light, Gevanni/Near.

Mello and Matt enjoy playing pranks on Near in their free time - but sometimes, they don't plan them particularly well... MattxMelloxNear.

L gets drunk, and Light has to deal with the consequences. LxLight

Near and Mello have been enemies since forever, and Matt never really cared before. What will he do now that he's practically thrown into the middle when he gets to know Near a little bit? NearXMatt. Bits of MattXMello and NearXMello. Slight AU.

It's a Link and Dark Link high school fic! Dark get's bored and suggests him and Link go to high school to learn more about the era they live in. Chaos will follow! Link/Dark Link Yaoi! Complete!

Mello, Near, and Matt explore a different way of feeling loved in an orphanage. Warning: This story may creep you out.

Mello, Near, and experimentation.

What really happened in Near and Mello's room?

Mid-TDA: At the Loser Resort 2.0, Trent and Duncan finaly "mend" things between them after Trent's emotional break-up with Gwen. Warning: Slash, and Izzy. Don't like, don't read. It's Duncan/Trent or Trent/Duncan. You decide.

Light x L. L knows something about Light. Now if only Light knew what it was... Rated M for language and sexual innuendo. Because we all love that, don't we?

Post OoT. For LJ's 30kisses community. Thirty glimpses of the life Link and Dark Link make for themselves after the fall of Ganon. Link x Dark Link

Because Mello was his reason. Matt/Mello. Onesided Mello/Near.

Five years after the events of "Dumb Luck," Near invites Matt and Mello over to celebrate their victory over Kira. So begins the kinkiest tea party in the history of mankind. Matt/Mello/Near.

Written in response to a challenge 2 years ago, and a follow up to "When A Plan Falls Apart." Kyoya offers Haruhi a ride home during an afternoon storm. Kyoya x Haruhi lemon. One-shot.

A bored L is a scary thing... Crackish fluff for LxLight.

Yaoi / AU / Smut The trials and struggles of Naruto's kitty cat stalker problem.

Light's ringtone gets Light in trouble with L. What will L make him do to prove his innocence?

Thou shall have no idols other than L, no matter how fresh or clean. Matt/Mello, crack!oneshot.

So, it's been 6 years since Sex Ed classes ended. For Axel, 'Sex' was NEVER the answer. It was the question. For Roxas, 'Yes' was the answer, at least in his still teenage mind. Situation: in their girlfriends' eyes, they're straight. -Sex Ed 101 sequel-

Series of drabbles through which Mello continuously challenges Near to various competitions. Dressing in drag, mudwrestling, masochism, Mello's hotness, Matt's obsessive pwning and much more ensue.

You don't have to be anything, Femme-boy, you just are. Pointless GaryxPetey fluff.

HueyX? Caesar, Riley, Cindy, and Jazmine all want to date Huey. Each has one date to prove they're the one. But all bets are off as they start cheating between the dates. From cookies to strip teases to tears to fights, the four will do whatever it takes.

Smutty oneshot, LightxL, Slight OOC :D

There was exactly one moment in the course of Dark’s life that he knew hope, totally and completely. That was the moment his prison doors opened, and his savior strode through them, wearing Dark’s face and carrying a sword of holy steel. Dark Link x Link

ItaKisa. Itachi has awesome dreams.

What is evil, my love? One knows not the darkness that dwells within another. Dark LinkLink, slash

Dark Link's POV. I had been asked to do some ridiculous things in my time, but never to kill a stupid harmless kid. Ah well, orders are orders. Might as well have some fun before he snuffs it. YAOI. LinkxDarkLink who becomes OC.

[Jet x Zuko] For misbehaving at the tea shop, Zuko's banished to do dish washing for the rest of the night. Jet uses this time as an opportunity to get some information out of him...by any means necessary.

Mello never understood why I played games, but Near did. [Oneshot] [MattxNear, onesided MelloxMatt]

SasuNaru. Twenty things about Naruto that Sasuke wants everyone to know.

Sex isn’t supposed to be about love. NaruSasu.

Sasuke walks into Itachi's room wondering what a term paper is, but learns a lot more than that: he learns about himself, things he'd never wish he'd known. WARNING: Uchihacest,masochism

It's simple: Near likes L. But the quest for Near to reach L's heart isn't nearly so simple at all. LxNear with slight MelloxNear

Oneshot sequel in three parts for Bond. Timestamp meme for Calíope Amphora, who asked for a story set postBond, for the boys' first anniversary.

Jet makes fun of Zuko for being so angsty. With a plot like that, it has to be a oneshot.

In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic

Noodle, although 18, becomes acquainted with the sexual evils of the human body. Oh, what to do, what to do? OneShot

Owners of the Death Note are offered a deal: exchange half of their remaining life for the shinigami's eyes. But just what does such a deal mean to Misa? oneshot please R&R

Link is rather naive, and because of this, is totally clueless to all these womenand men hitting on him. What insanity will ensue? Will Link ever learn something about the birds and the bees?

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

Somebody is in Naruto's bed. Shounenai, NaruSasu.