JinxedEtrohide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Hobbit. BOO! I'm bad, I'm evil I'm, cursed! I am a crazy flying unicorn. U no like UNICORNS!? Shame on you! OK, back to the introduction. Ahem, Hello. I am a person that usually broods in school but has a totally different personality when writing. I have a sister, brother, younger brother, a cat and a dog. Anyways... I actually have no idea how to write this. um... I love Rise of the Guardians, How to Train Your Dragon, Brave, Tangled, Teen Titans, Fairy Tail, Lord of The Rings aaaaand other stuffs. SOOOOO, nothing more to say! just remember that i'm a weird so my stories might be too! :P |
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For Want of a Handkerchief by Lynliss reviews
Bilbo's housekeeper has a Took-ish streak, and when she discovers her employer has vanished, leaving behind his handkerchief, she takes it upon herself to track him down and return it. And perhaps find an adventure of her own along the way. Thorin/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 118,144 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Thorin
Chinese Treasures by Mirlin reviews
Arthur, a fearless pirate captain, managed to find a map to the Chinese imperial treasures. There is just one thing that he need to get it. Blood from the Chinese imperial bloodline. Pirate!England X Emperor!China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,762 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 5/21/2011 - [England/Britain, China] Hong Kong
The Curse of the Highwayman by actualhippo reviews
When Fem!Romano took a maid position at Spain's house, she had no idea they would end up switching bodies at the hands of a dangerous highwayman. Fem!Romano/Spain with mentions of Fem!Italy/Germany. Human names used. Rating for Romano's language and possible sexual themes in later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,973 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Consulting Detective and His Pathologist by pinkrosepictures reviews
What happens at the morgue, stays at the morgue ...sometimes. A collection of cute Sherlock/Molly moments - New Chapter is up, that's right I'm back! and someone else is, too...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,733 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, John W.
The Martyr by redheadedninja reviews
She was a martyr; betrothed to the young Durin Prince Thorin and forced to make Erebor her home in order to keep her people safe. Convinced that she would become a creature without belonging, she falls in love with the one person she wanted to hate forever... and vows to remain by his side, no matter what. Thorin/OC Rating may change later.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Thorin
Uta No Princess-sama by MikageHime reviews
Haruka and her brother have been tasked by Shining Saotome to switch places as each other's band's composer, much to STARISH and Haruka's brother's band's dismay.What! Haruka is hiding something? And Haruka's past is related to strangers that have arrived! Will they really switch? Who is Haruka really? Read This Story to find out! NOT An OCsXSTARISH! Haruka Reverse Harem!
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Haruka N.
The Secret of Elodie Mooncheek by sarahsmithysweet reviews
Elodie Mooncheek grew up with Thorin of Erebor. She saved his siblings from the terror of Smaug. She raised his nephews. There were no secrets between them. Except one. Elodie had never told Thorin the secret of her ancestry and now she was going to join him on his quest to reclaim their home. When long kept secrets are revealed, will love conquer hate? Movie-based. Thorin/OC.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,020 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Thorin
Always by Cockapoo reviews
Fili made Kili a promise, and Thorin made one to them. Family fic - no slash!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,455 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Kíli, Fíli
Misanthropic by followsrabbit reviews
They've always liked playing games. Clato
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,792 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - [Cato, Clove]
Assassin's Crush by WingsofButterfly reviews
Talon and Katarina have been at odds for years with regards to skill, social standing, and even for the favor of General DuCouteau. Though when a tragedy strikes in the Du Couteau family, are the two be able to find strength through each other or will they succumb to their pride?
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,275 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Katarina, Talon
Matthew is Sick by Roxanna123 reviews
Matthew is sick and doesn't want to stay at home so he pretends he isn't ill.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Canada, America, England/Britain, France
Living as a Girl by Rainbowsnowconelove reviews
England's spell has gone wrong and turned 4 countries into GIRLS! What crazy things will happen! Ger/Fem Ita Fem US/UK Fem Jap/Greece Fem Can/France
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,853 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - N. Italy, Germany
Blessed William by MayaMumiai reviews
Pirate!Scotland x Reader. What will happen when the reader is caught attempting too steal from Captain Allistor Kirklands gailey? She's going to spend some time locked in a tiny cage, clean up the ship, cook for his men and eventually fall in love with him. That's what. (I suck at summarys.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,212 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Scotland, England/Britain
Beauty and The Beast by missguidedshadow reviews
"Amelia knew full well what -or who exactly- had her sister so distracted, and it absolutely drove her up a wall that Madeline was too shy to do anything about it. The blonde American was torn. Al was known as nothing more than a perverted flirt, with a violent, blood thristy side. Did he really deserve Maddie's admiration? No. No, she knew he didn't." 2p!America x 1p!Fem!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,387 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - America, Canada
Little Myrtle Tree by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:C:. AU. Billa didn't know she was about to fall violently in love, not when she first heard that the dwarf king Thorin was looking for a new partner. Her main priority was still to just go home and make second dinner for herself, forgetting the entire thing ever happened. She didn't realize all of Erebor would never be the same. fem!BilboxThorin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,272 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bolg, Dís - Complete
Rise! by XxXSukiXxX reviews
Shining Saotome has not only hired Quartet Night to assist STARISH, but another idol group as well. A group full of females! Will the girls be able to help STARISH, or only cause mayhem to not only STARISH, but Quartet Night as well? Borderline M for language. EveryonexOC *NOT ACCEPTING ANYMORE CHARACTERS*
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Otoya I., Syo K., Reiji K, Ai M.
Life Changing by kinsler2013 reviews
Molly was never good at finding the right guy I mean she dated Moriaty... She gets into a relationship with her new boyfriend, Jeremy, and gets into a bit of *trouble*. But of course all Sherlock notices is how Molly took longer getting his coffee. Or does he notice? Eventually Sherolly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Lord of the Phones by Gigigue reviews
Frodo inherits the one iPhone and goes on an epic quest to destroy it. Until all the readers realize that it's not so epic. In fact, it's downright stupid. Well, maybe not quite that far. Let's just say, insane, wacko, bizarre, weirdness. If you read, beware of mind-blowing oddity. And crazy parodies of life. That works. Yeah, now read it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 36,566 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
Gege's a Jiejie by A.R.C.Fangirl 0w0v reviews
What happens when England stumbles upon an Asian secret? Simple: CHAOS! He'll have to deal with Asians watching him 24/7 so he won't reveal their little secret. No one messes with the Asians! GOOD LUCK ENGLAND! Warning: Fem!China, IggyChu
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,052 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - China, England/Britain - Complete
Beauty of the Beast by The Promised Ones reviews
Wang Yao is kidnapped by the emperor's soldiers and sold to Lord Ivan Braginski as a slave. Ivan finds Wang Yao to be beautiful. But he worries that Yao will be frightened of him because of all the terrible things he had done in the past. Will Yao see the beauty in Ivan? Or will he remain terrified forever? WARNING: RAPE,SELF HARM,FLUFF,BLOOD maybe ,PERVS AND EVIL EMPEROR.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,508 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Russia, China - Complete
The Line of Durin by odmonkey reviews
Tales from the early lives of the last links in Durin's line - and their long-suffering uncle. Baby!Fili & Baby!Kili & Grumpy!Thorin. Good clean dwarf family fun - I don't own anything herein.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,185 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Fíli, Kíli
Mechanics and Sunflowers: A Cinderella Story by mAD aS ThE PhaNTom reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a young mechanic named Chun-Yan Wang. She lives with her sister and three step-sisters; two of whom treat her horribly. She dreams of breaking free from their clutches and to find her Prince Charming, which may not be hard to find. fem!China/Russia, America/fem!Canada, fem!Japan/Greece and many more pairings! First Hetalia story EVER! AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Russia, China - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by antomato reviews
Arthur was once a selfish Prince, now the hideous Beast. Will Isabella be able to tame him, and against all odds, can the animal-like Arthur gain her love? Uk/Fem!Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - England/Britain, Spain
Eternal by citrine sunflower reviews
Some bonds are meant to be forever...especially if you are bonded to an out-casted Demon Lord. FEM!China X Demon!Russia, Hungary x Prussia, US x Fem!UK,
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Russia, China
Choose Me Or Your Pyre by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Lovina is a gypsy, Antonio is her captor. He shouldn't be attracted to someone like her, she belongs in a dungeon, not in his bed... fem!Romano/LovinoxSpain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,001 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Orange Tinted Girl by ElasticMaple reviews
Alfred never expected the strange, goggle wearing Matilda Williams to stay at his hotel. She only seems like trouble, and doesn't seem to know anything about reality. Would he ever truly want her to stay at his hotel, or around him? America x Fem! Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/21/2011 - America, Canada
I'm Gonna Kill You! reviews
This story is about a Took who got dragged into an epic adventure with Bilbo. But someone caught her eye on the way, and she found out that he was the most majestic and annoying dude she had ever met. Enjoy :D Thorin/OC
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Thorin