Now, before I start: yes, I know watermelons don't grow on trees, yes, I drew that picture and yes, I know it sucks. I know my own place in the internet art community very well. (Which is nowhere...)

My username is Watermelon Tree, (It used to be copycat15, not that anyone cares.) but please call me Melon. I like anime, (Naruto, Bleach, Madoka Magica, ect.) Harry Potter, (Though I refuse to let myself read anything from the fandom until I finish re-reading the series.) the genres Comedy and Horror, (I tend to like humourous fanfiction and scary novels best.) the use of brackets, (I think that should be obvious.) writing and, of course, watermelon.

If you're here for good fanfiction, you are at the wrong place. I have lots of good ideas, but I'm to lazy to get them onto paper/Word. It's not like I'm a bad writer, (I got a 97 in writing on my last report card...) it's just that I tend to use 500 word where I could use 1000 if it means an extra hour of watching men scream like little girls while playing Slender. Hell, it took me a whole year just to get myself to start on my profile.

Also, if I actually do start something, don't expect it to update more than twice a year or get past the third chapter.

If you're here because you randomly searched 'watermelon tree' than I feel the need to remind you that curiousity killed the cat and that one day, while randomly searching you may stumble upon Spongebob making out with Barack Obama. I think you should probably go bleach your mind now.

All that's below this point in my profile will be mostly made up of me talking about fandoms I like, telling people which pairings I like and dislike and what kind of story types I like and dislike for specific fandoms.

Oh, you want that stuff now? I have more important things to do than write it up, like look up picture of pugs in hot dog costumes. Yah, important.

Well, I suppose I could tell you some fanfic ideas that I might write if I can find some time... *Read: Get off TVTropes*

First I have Minato, a Naruto What If idea that switches Naruto and Minato's lives, letting the snowball of plot changing roll from there, creating huge differences. The only reason I haven't actually started this one is because it has a huge prologue that would require rereading Naruto just to write.

I have an unnamed Rosario Vampire crossover with half the first chapter finished that pretty much just parodies the Naruto-goes-to-Youkai-Academy cliché and has slightly less plot than the anime, if that's even possible.

Dimensional Dislocation is a Bleach idea in which Ichigo and Rukia are sent to another dimension. (by Urahara) The thing is, in the other dimension they don't exist. In their places are a human Byakuya and Renji among many other differences. The idea is actually rather comedic...

Those are the big ideas in my head right now, but that'll probably change within a week as my plot bunnies leave as quick as lightning, only to come back just as quick a month or so later. The only idea that never really leave is Minato.