Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliopobia is a fear of long words

if there's a blizzard does weather man have to work?

why is it called a stand if you sit on it?

I LOVE MUFFINS

my friend has a saying, it's only funny till some one gets hurt... then it's hilarious

how does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

why does lisp have an s in it?

why don;t sheep shrink in the rain?

what happens when a sychronized swimmer gets a cramp and drowns?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

what colour is a choking smurf?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is it that only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

I LOVE MUFFINS AND UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS ANDHUMAN FLESH AND SPIDERS AND HOCKEY AND MUFFINS AND BASEBALL AND HOCKEY AND CANADA.