It's always the quiet ones. A look into the insanity that is South Park, through the eyes of a young Brit destined to be an outcast. Dip, Bunny and others.

"I cannot wait to see the day when your rotten carcass will be stripped away by the hungry mouths of worms." If there was one thing Phillip Pip Pirrup knew, it was that he really knew nothing at all. DIP. Not your normal lovey-dovey slash. Mature.

Craig tormented Tweek for years. But junior year, something is different: He isn't nearly as content in torturing the Spazmoid as he used to be. He starts feeling things other than annoyance in his presence... Will he get, or even deserve a second chance?

In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!