This is the same profile as ivashkov'sgirl. And ironically the same person. The last one wasn't working for a few tries so I created a new peofile and then tried the other and it worked, so I ended up with 2 profiles and no idea what to do with them... Few random Polls above that I am working on and adding to whenever I am bored or don't know what to do with my profile.

Favorite couples

DruxChristophe

RosexAdrian

LisaxChristian

DruxChristohpe

CammiexZach

CassiexAdam

CassiexNick

ChloexDerek

JenyxCabel

ClaryxJace

SimonxIsabell

AlecxMagnus

ElenaxDamon

KatnissxGale

PercyxAnabeth

PercyxThelea

Nicox somebody cuz i like him!!lol

ZoeyxStark

AfroditexDarius

JackxDamien

BellaxJacob

AlicexJasper

EsmexCarlisle

Okay, so I am so bored and thought that it would be fun to do this.

Adrian or Christophe?

Right now it is Christophe, but will change in about an hour.

Adrian or Dimitri?

Adrian, without a doubt

Rose or Lissa?

Ummm, that is hard. Do I have to choose?

Rose or Jacob?

Rose

Rose or Christian?

Rose

Christian or Adrian?

Adrian

Dimitri or Rose?

Rose

Dimitri or Lissa?

Lissa

Adrian or Lissa?

That is hard...Adrian

Rose or Chloe?

Umm... Rose

Chloe or Lissa?

That is another that I cant answer. But if I had to...Chloe

Chloe or Tori?

Chloe

Derek or Adrian?

Adrian

If you dont like an of these then to bad!!lol. read some of my favs, there all really good!!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Gilr: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose-- me or your life.

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

Ther reason I choose my life is because you ARE my life.

OMG!! I have to say so myself that that is the sweetest thing a guy could say...

Okay, so if anybody has ever have a guy say any of these to you, remember these lines and see how they work! ;)

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man:Do you have a phone? Because someone needs to tell God he is missing an angel.

Women:I got kicked out for haunting my last boyfriend.

Okay, so I admit that that last one was sucky. But I am extreemly bored.

THis is another that I sent to my cuz and she sent it to her friend, her friend hasnt talked to her since. lol (her friend was a fake).

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Random talking part from Vampire Academy Books

-(Dr. Olendzki talking to Rose after she wakes up injured)

Dr. Olendzki: what's your name?"

Rose: What?

Dr. Olendzki: Your name.

Rose: You know my name.

Dr. Olendzki: I want you to tell me.

Rose: Rose. Rose Hathaway.

Dr. Olendzki: "Do you know your birthday?

Rose: Of course I do. Why are you asking me such stupid things? Did you lose my records?

Dr. Olendzki: I think she's fine.

This was a part that if you show your parents, their almost gauranteed not to get it(well, mine didnt).

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

This may be the saddest thing I have ever read. And I have read a lot...

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. (on my labtop)

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

Favorite quotes

Strange Angels:

Dru: Make me some hot chocalate. I'm cold. And both of you get out of here. Or I will shoot you.

Graves: First one's free.

Elizabeth: We're going to play the game, Dru.

Christophe: I'm here to help you, fucking morons!

Christohpe: Come on pretty boy. Let's see what you've got.

Dru: You know I'd be diagnosed crazy if I told a shrink about this.

Dru: And a flame thrower. But that is in the truck.

Shanks: Djamphir don't take no for an answer.

Christophe: I will not loose her! GET OUT!

Dru and Chrisptophe:

D: I'm not her.

C: No your not. She never caused me this agony. She never made me think I would die of heart failure. She never, never made me fear for her this way.