Malady7
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Joined 11-04-03, id: 481718
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.
Ok kids, it's been a while. Luckily for you, I'm back in the game. The seductive lure and instantaneous gratification of submitting writing onto fanfiction.net drew me back into the sickness.

SO. My fandoms include everything ever, which is the nice thing about this site. No shortage of fics from obscure fandoms like Jeeves & Wooster and The Magic School Bus. Not that I... readthemagicschoolbusfics. (Carlos/Keesha = OTP :D)

Anyway, the majors are Harry Potter & BtVS at the moment, although the randomness will come soon.

STUFF I'M CONTEMPLATING/WORKING ON:
Silence of the Lambs ficling (I rarely have the stamina for epic novels)
Angel/Spike I-hate-you-let's-make-out type thing
Like 5 million Draco/Hermione fics (why does that pairing never do what I say???)
and a pretty boring Ron/Hermione thing that I may just toss

SO STAY TUNED. MORE REPORTS FROM ALGEBRA TWO TO COME. Something about imaginary numbers really sparks my creativity zone.
Chillaxin,
Mal

PS - Do yourself a favor - don't read that... thing from like 2001. I was 11. I thought kissing was gross and I believe I actually asked my mother for permission to put it on the internet, and did it anyway when she said no. I keep it there out of sentimentality and also my friends maintain it's still funny. Whatever.

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Jeeves and the Double Whammy by Pjazz reviews
Thanks to Aunt Agatha's meddling Bertie Wooster is hit by a double whammy engaged to Madelaine Bassett and forced to stand as a Conservative M.P. Can even Jeeves save him this time?
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2007
Brokeback Dunder Mifflin? by She's a Star reviews
It's Halloween at the office, and, drawing his costume inspiration from a certain Ledger and Gyllenhaal flick, Michael wishes he knew how to quit Ryan. Everyone else just wishes they knew how to quit.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete
Fading Away by Summersfan reviews
PostNFA, Angel and Spike have a bonding moment.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Spike, Angel - Complete
Les Miserables a la Disney by EriksOneVoice reviews
What would happen if Disney ever got its wholesome paws on our beloved Les Mis? One thing's for sure: it won't be pretty. But it will involve talking animal sidekicks.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
Im a hero, GET ME SOME PANTS! by Scaz85 reviews
Reality TV show Ron with no pants Waterproof sheet Draco. Read and Review me because I am a lonley recluse!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Harry P.
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Five Times Rose Couldn't Beat Scorpius reviews
And one time it didn't matter.Six 100word drabbles about how sometimes, Rose gets pwned by Scorpius. DH SPOILERS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
The Sunshine Does Not Love You reviews
Spike returns to Sunnydale, utterly defeated after years of searching for a soul, only to find the town in ruins. There are no signs of life – only a girl who may be Spike’s last hope for redemption. postSeeing Red AU
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,570 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Spike
Black reviews
Hermione muses about colors, Walt Whitman, and Professor Severus Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
For Her reviews
Malfoy's life is staked on the death of Hermione Granger. What seems the easiest task in the world rapidly becomes a choice neither of them would have forseen. Oh, how I promised myself I would never write this fic... and yet here it is. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Typical reviews
Spike uses his Vampire wiles to charm Willow. Stick it in somewhere in the 4th season, around Pangs. Written in Algebra 2, so it HAS to be good!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Spike, Willow R. - Complete
The Eensy WeensyItsy Bitsy Potter reviews
This is a parody on the lovely little nursery rhyme. If you don't know it, you need to go and relive your childhood! The only reason it's rated PG is cos I say the D-word (Ooooh!) and he fall on sharp rocks. READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2003