Birthday: 8 October.

Gender: Female

Birthplace: Denmark (I'm danish).

The random sentence game:

-Pick the month you were born in-

January: I killed
February: I smelled
March: I ran naked with
April: I jumped
May: I ate
June: I shot
July: I danced with
August: I loved
September: I kissed
October: I robbed
November: I slapped
December: I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1: A banana
2: A homeless guy
3: A house
4: A mop
5: Barney the dinosaur
6: A sock
7: A stripper
8: My lover
9: My teacher
10: An iPod
11: A movie star
12: A phone
13: An angel
14: A drunk guy
15: A crack head
16: A pillow
17: A cat
18: A teletubby
19: A homo
20: Paris Hilton
21: A dog
22: A bird
23: Elmo
24: A rock star
25: My toothbrush
26: A glass of milk
27: The kool-aid man
28: A French fry
29: A lesbian
30: An emo
31: A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White: Because a hoe stole my taco.
Black: Because the voices told me to.
Pink: Because I wanted to.
Red: Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown: because I’m on crack.
Polka dots: Because insanity is fun!
Purple: cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray: because I’m cool like dat.
Green: Because big bird told me to.
Orange: Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon: because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise: Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue: Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye: because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow: Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None: Because The aliens did experiments on me.

My result was: I robbed my lover because that's how I roll! -.-'

Women Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Your eyes are like a maze that I can get lost in.
Woman: Then I hope you never get out.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, angel?
Woman: No, I took the escalator up from hell.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

1. Hold your breath
2. Go to your profile and add this
3. Still holding your breath
4. If you made it, your a good kisser...

I made it!;)

My mother taught me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."