This story starts in 1663 with Carlisle being turned and will run through to present day. We are experiencing Twilight through the Volturi. Eleazar, Aro, and Carlisle are brothers. Mature scenes - Corporal Punishment (Spanking and other), Blood Guts and Gore, Sex, Rape, and all those other things that often offend, but its the Volturi, so what do you expect?

There is no doubt that Professor Whitlock is a complete History nerd. Unfortunately for Edward, he's also insanely hot, which, according to Alice, means that karma is finally doing its job. Judge TiffaniW's Personal Vote and Editor's Choice on the Twi Revenge of the Nerds Contest.

An unexpected charge to Carlisle's credit card exposes some unscrupulous activity among the creative minds of the Cullen household. Warning: Contains disciplinary spanking. If this is unsettling to you, please don't read. Thank you.

When Emmett's playful nature leads to trouble at the County Fair, Edward pays the price. It's not always easy being the big brother to an overgrown newborn, but someone has to do it. Warning: Contains disciplinary spanking of a teenage vampire. If you find this offensive, please feel free to move along to a more suitable story. Thank you.

Bella asks Edward to help her cheat on a Biology test. He agrees. They get caught and now he must face punishment from his father Carlisle. Will Edward learn his lesson? Contains non-sexual spanking/corporal punishment. This a family fic. Non slash.

Outtake of NM: The Volterra Incident What happens if Edward is seeing the driver one night, who caused Bella the car accident? Edward goes astray! And what will chief Swan do as he drives by? Trouble for our vampire! Warning: spanking/corporal punishment

Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.

In the end of new moon … What if Dr. Carlisle Cullen had come to Edward s rescue after Alice and Bella flew to Italy? Trouble for Edward! Alice, who stole a car is in deep trouble, too! … Warning: perhaps spanking / corporal punishment

Bella and Edward. Lemon. No plot. Just vampire sex.

After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH

How does Carlisle control a coven full of strong willed males? This is a exploration into coven dynamics. Includes scenes of sexual dominance. A collection of ONE SHOTS in this genre. CARLISLE/EDWARD/JASPER/EMMETT SLASH & some Bella. All canon couples ;o

Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.

Carlisle stood in the doorway, fists were clenched at his sides and his expression was furious as he took in the chaotic scene before him. WARNING: This story contains corporal punishment, i.e. spanking and bad language

An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .

Carlisle is the father to all of the boys in the Cullen household and at some point has to sit them down and have 'the talk' with them. So just before each boy's first wedding he invites them into his office to give the talk. It's what a dad does, right?

So here I was, like some horny 13-year-old schoolboy. I was thankful my family was away, I felt ashamed enough on my own already.' WARNING: This story is rated M because it contains mature content that is not appropriate for minor viewers.