Fantasy Girl: *Calmly walks out and waves* Konnichiwa! ^_^

Hime-dono: Guess what...ME AND MY DARLING HIKARI HAVE A PEN NAME TOGETHER NOW!!!! YAY! *glomps hikari*

Fantasy Girl: Yeah! *huggles Yami* Oh the terror we shall invoke upon FF.N!!!

Hime-dono: *turns to smile evilly at the readers* Mwwwhhhhahhhahahhhahhahhaha!!!! Hey wait *tilts head to the side* Hikari is evilly even a word

Fantasy Girl: *Takes a dictionary out of nowhere and checks* Yeah actually.

Hime-dono: Oh ok then *suddenly sees the rapidly retreating readers* ACK! No get back here

Fantasy Girl: *In freaky demonic voice* We are not done yet!

Hime-dono: Its okay I know how to get them back *takes out a little cardboard box* Its POCKY!!!!!!!!!!!

Fantasy Girl: *Evil grin* What's the plan?

Hime-dono: Elementary my dear hikari, elemantary. We simply rig up a snare trap and place the pocky in the middle then when all the readers try to take it we catch them and drag them back here and make them stay under threat of reading Miss Para Para fics if they leave

Fantasy Girl: Perfect! Let the torture begin!

Fantasygirl & Hime-dono: *Run off to incorporate their plan and return a few minutes later with a sack full of readers*

Hime-dono: Wheww. You know that sack was heavier then it looked.

Fantasy Girl: Our readers need to lay off the dounuts.

Hime-dono: *nods* and the pocky

Behind them the readers begin to chant 'Pocky! Pocky!'

Hime-dono: Ummm...*sweatdrops*

Fantasy Girl: *Sweatdrops* They need new hobbies.

Hime-dono: Yeah now where were we *goes glasseyed for a minute* Oh yeah our new pen name!

Fantasy Girl: Hai! We are THE NIKUN SQUAD!!!!

Hime-dono: AND WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!

Fantasy Girl: Yeah!!!! And we will save all the cool FF charcaters that died!!!

Hime-dono: AND WE SHALL DESTROY THE 2nd SEASON OF KIKAIDER!!!

Fantasy Girl: And we will save Kenshin and Kaoru!!!!!!

Hime-dono: AND WE SHALL...*looks at the glasseyed readers* Whoops looks like we got a bit carried away there

Fantasy Girl: Gomen readers.

Hime-dono: Anyway we're gonna start putting all our combined stuff and probably most of our seperate stuff here from now on

Fantasy Girl: Yep! So please say it with me people...READ and REVIEW!

Hime-dono: Cuz if you don't well put you in a room with nothing but Miss Para Para fics to read and the 'You Can't Ride In My Little Red Wagon' song on permanent repeat

Fantasy Girl: You also be guaranteed a one way ticket to the POET (Pit Of Eternal Torment)!

Hime-dono: mmm-hmm and now for some added randomness *snaps fingers causing a binch of random people to appear*

Star-chan: Where am I *sees her friends* Oh.

Fantasy Girl: Welcome! ^_^

Hime-dono: HI! *^_^*

Fantasy Girl: I hope you enjoy the insaneness you're about to endure. ^_^

Raven & Lilliana: Do we ever?

Hime-dono: Noppers thats why its FUN *^_^*

Fantasy Girl: And fun is good! ^_^

Hime-dono: Indeed it is

Evil Willow: Not when it involves torturing us

Fantasy Girl: Nope that makes it even MORE fun!

Hime-dono: Indeed it does

Hiei-chan: Hmmm...baka ningens

Fantasy Girl: Do you WANT a one way trip to the POET?

Hiei-chan: *gives Fantasy Girl puppy dog eyes* Would you really throw me into the POET koibito?

Fantasy Girl: No...must...resist...the...puppy...dog...eyes.

Hiei-chan: *puppy dog eyes get bigger and sorta watery with tears and he whimpers softly*

Hime-dono: WOW!!! He's so kawaii I wanna make him into a teddy bear

Fantasy Girl: FINE I won't throw you into the POET. However, I like Hime-dono's idea!

Hime-dono: Of course I always have the best ideas! *^_^*

Dare: Hime...be good or I really will lock you up in the mansion for the rest of the time

Hime-dono: Eep!

Fantasy Girl: That's not good.

Hime-dono: NO! Not five months of being locked up! You wouldn't really do that to me would you Mamo-chan

Dare: For the sake of our baby...yes

Fantasy Girl: Uh oh Yami, he sounds serious.

Hime-dono: Nooooo

Adhara: Ooooooo Trouble in paradise much?

Fantasy Girl: Whatcha gonna do?

Kaggy-chan: Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Bad boys, bad boys *sees everyone staring at her* What?

Fantasy Girl: The evil men in the white coats will probably come in a few minutes.

Hime-dono: They always do wonder what strange outfit they'll be in this time. First it was the hula skirts, then the safari shirts, then the snorkle masks.

Fantasy Girl: Who knows?

Hime-dono: hmmm...

Remmy: Of course they'll come when you've got all these random anime characters here

Raven: And the insaneness level is off the charts.

Lilliana: And still rising

Fantasy Girl: We might make it the Guinness Book of World Records as the most insane people on Earth and possibly the universe.

Hime-dono: YAY!!!

Star-chan: *sweatdrop* That's not a good thing Him

Fantasy Girl: Of course it is. Our names will be in a cool book!

Evil Willow: Ok they're officially gone

Sevvie: *snorts* *looks and Hiei-chan and Dare* How do you stand them

Fantasy Girl: We're smart, beautiful, and charming! ^_^

Hime-dono: And we, well actually I, cloned them so if they try to leave we'll throw them in to the POET and make new ones

Fantasy Girl: yep

Dare & Hiei-chan: *turn very pale*

Hime-dono: hehehe *high fives Fantasy Girl* We rule hikari

Fantasy Girl: Hehehe. That we do!

Hime-dono: Anyway what were we talking about again?

Fantasy Girl: Oh yeah our joint pen name at FF.N.

Hime-dono: Ah yes

Dare, Hiei-chan, Star-chan, Remmy, Evil Willow, Sevvie, Adhara, Draco, Kaggy-chan, Inu-chan, Lilliana, & Raven: THEN WHY DID YOU DRAG US INTO THIS

Hime-dono: Ummm *tilts head cutely to the side* Because we can...?

Fantasy Girl: And what better reason is that?

Dare, Hiei-chan, Star-chan, Remmy, Evil Willow, Sevvie, Adhara, Draco, Kaggy-chan, Inu-chan, Lilliana, & Raven: *GLARE EVILLY AT FANTASY GIRL AND HIME-DONO*

Hime-dono: Uhhh...Hikari I'm scared. Make them stop! *hides behind Fantasy Girl*

Fantasy Girl: Okie dokie! *In a terrorfying demonic voice* IF YOU DON'T STOP SCARING YAMI I'LL MAKE SURE ALL OF YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES COME TRUE!!!! I CAN DO THIS BECAUSE I AM AN ALL POWERFUL AUTHORESS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Dare, Hiei-chan, Star-chan, Remmy, Evil Willow, Sevvie, Adhara, Draco, Kaggy-chan, Inu-chan, Lilliana, & Raven: *blink*

Hime-dono: I don't think it worked hikari. You're to nice to be evil.

Fantasy Girl: It's true I'm too soft hearted. But at least they stopped staring evilly. ^_^

Hime-dono: True, true. Maybe I can make em stop just give me a sec *starts rummaging through her backpack* Now where did I put that?

Fantasy Girl: Put what Yami?

Hime-dono: My trusty all purpose 'No more mad' trick

Fantasy Girl: I see. ^_^ Good idea.

Hime-dono: Indeed it is. Now if I could just find it...ah here it is.

Dare, Hiei-chan, Star-chan, Remmy, Evil Willow, Sevvie, Adhara, Draco, Kaggy-chan, Inu-chan, Lilliana, & Raven: *look skeptically at the purple crystal Hime-dono is holding*

Fantasy Girl: Looks can be deceiving.

Hime-dono: Mmm-hmm step back hikari *shatters crystal on the floor*

Fantasy Girl: Ok *steps back*

Hime-dono: *smoke rolls out of the crystal fragments and then solidifies into a figure*

Chibi-Yugi: Hi! I'm 4 my names Yugi who are you? *looks at the others with big shiny inoocent eyes*

Fantasy Girl: Awwwww! How cute Chibi-Yugi!! ^_^

Everyone in viewing distance: KAWAII!!!

Chibi-Yugi: *starts to suck the tip of his finger*

Hime-dono: See thats why its my no more mad trick its impossible to be mad around someone so cute *^_^*

Fantasy Girl: Yep the trick was a complete success. ^_^

Hime-dono: Indeed it was but now I better get him home *takes out a scrap of paper and scribbles something* * a portal appears on the floor*

Yami Yugi: *steps through portal* *picks up Chibi-Yugi* Come along little one its time for bed. Now wave bye-bye to everyone

Chibi-Yugi: *giggles* *waves a baby bye-bye at everybody

Everyone in viewing distance: Awwwww *wave back at Chibi-Yugi*

Yami Yugi: *smiles* *carries Chibi-Yugi away through the portal*

Fantasy Girl: I'm glad to see that everyone is happy again.

Hime-dono: How can they not be HE'S SO CUTE!!!

Fantasy Girl: That he is Yami, that he is.

Hime-dono: Hey hikari we got off topic again!

Fantasy Girl: Oh yeah...*looks at readers* gomen again.

Hime-dono: Hehehe just can't seem to keep a thought in our heads can we?

Hiei-chan: They can THINK!?!

Fantasy Girl: *Sarcasticly* Hardy har har Hiei-chan. You're sooo funny.

Hiei-chan: *smirks* I know I am

Hime-dono: Hikari shut him up he's YOUR koibito after all

Fantasy Girl: Oh jeez. I've just fed his ego. Hiei-chan you are not funny. I was being sarcastic.

Hiei-chan: *blinks* Sarcastic...?

Hime-dono: And here comes the innocent naive part of Hiei-chan that we all know and love

Fantasy Girl: *Slaps forehead* Did you understand the "you are not funny" part?

Hime-dono: Hiei-chan: Ummm...

Hime-dono: Hey thats MY WORD don't steal MY WORD OMR just cuz you lived most of your life alone in the Makai doesn't mean you have to be so ignorant and inconciderate

Fantasy Girl: Oh dear. I've believe we have become sidetracked AGAIN.

Hime-dono: *blinkity blinky blink blink* Oh my we have haven't we? Thanx a lot Hiei-chan *glares*

Hiei-chan: Koneko-tenshi she's scaring me. Make her stop koibito

Fantasy Girl: Okay enough glares for today. It's time to actually talk about our new screen name.

Hime-dono: Oh fine but he started it

Fantasy Girl: Erm...anyways, about the Nikun Squad.

Dare: Perhaps you should tell them where the name comes from?

Fantasy Girl: Well it translates to the "Two Masters" Squad.

Hime-dono: Yeah we were gonna name it the "Twosome" Squad but figured some dirty minds wouldn't take it so well

Fantasy Girl: Yeah.