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 Author has written 3 stories for Naruto. Yo! The Undead Bro here! Yup pretty easy to guess what I am...DIRECTIONER! Hellz yeah haha I'm 14 and my S.O. is none of your buisness. I'm EVENTUALLY going to be on WattPad and am currently only working on 2 stories, both Naruto. Kira Chakuratīrā is no longer my only OC that I, myself own I have 2 now! ...well besides another one thats in another story...but that doesn't count. While it has MY name, my bloody sister has taken all the credits. :( My nationality is British so SUCK ON THAT! I'm awesome AND have a freakin epic accent! :P But enough about me I will now slowly add more and more Quotes and other Copy & Paste shit that will piss you all off as you TRY to get to the bottom where my two stories are. HA! FAT CHANCE! But first more facts about me. Favorite band: Hollywood undead. Favorite movie: The Terminator. Favorite show: Duck Dynasty. Favorite anime: Naruto Shippuden. Favorite food: Subway sandwiches. Favorite drinks: Beer, Dr. Pepper Blood type: None of your fucking buisness Favorite Youtuber: Pewdiepie. Info about me: I am Irish and german but grew up in Britain and I currently live in America. How I want to die: I ain't gonna fucking die! Do I have any brothers/sisters: 6 million bros and 9 sisters. Am I a part of an army: 3 (Bro Army, Undead army, and my own army, just ask if you want to join.) Do I have a YouTube account: Yes (KingofRandomFails) Do I have a Qoutev account: ... Are you fucking serious no probaly Remus but to answer your question yes. ( And if you didn't get the joke then get the fuck off my page.) Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4 Konan Score: Zip/Nadda/Nothing/Cero/Zero/BULLSHIT! OKAY!?!? I HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH THIS BITCH ...0 Itachi Uchiha Score: 1 (FUCK. YES. He is rapable.) Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4 Sasori Score: 5 Deidara Score: 5 Kakuzu Score: 1 Hidan Score: 6 (DAMN IT!) Zetsu Score: 4 Tobi Score: 6 Orochimaru Score: 6 (...okay so I cheated ITS MY PROFILE SHUT THE FUCK UP!) RESULTS: I AM TOBI! , HIDAN AND,OROPEDOMAN! (WOW! What a combination!) Which member of ouran are you more alike? Tamaki princely type: You are French Not even close. Total: 4 fuck. Kyoya Cool Type: You wear glasses hell yeah Total: 3 heh i suck at this Hunny Loli Shota Type: You're the shortest out of your friends. nope Total: 5 Mori Wild Type: You're the tallest out of your friends No T.T your protective of the people you care about. yeppers. you fuck with them i kill you :) You favorite food is Japanese food no Total: 2 dammit! Hikaru Devil Type: You and your sibling(s) have a strong bond depends Total: 5 hehehe Kaoru Devil Type: You like to play games HELLZ YEAH! You're nicer than your siblings Yeah, BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY! Total: 5 hahahaha Haruhi Natural Type: You don't care about trivial things like appearance Nope People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily some people can and others could if they got to know me. Total: 5 the hell Chiryoka Perverted Type: You often takes things to far yep. Your birthday is January 30th no. Total: 7 bitches! i am chiryoka. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile. If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile. Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile. I have joined the Review Revolution. I, Lady Arachne, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Because real authors alwaysleave reviews! Copy and Paste this onto your profile to join the Revolution. 10 Reasons Gay Marriage is wrong! 1.Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, birth control and air conditioning. 2.Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3.Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4.Marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all: women are property, matches are arranged in childhood, blacks can't marry whites, Catholics can't marry Jews, divorce is illegal, and adultery is punishable by death 5.Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6.Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7.Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8.Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9.If we look to the word of God, His punishment for sexual immorality is equal to that of murder. Therefore, teaching kids to tolerate homosexuality is equal to teaching them to tolerate murder. 10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. number your 12 favorite Naruto characters (in no order) and answer the questions: 1.Tobi 2.Deidara 3.Itachi 4.Sasori 5.Hidan 6.Kakashi 7.Neji 8.Sasuke 9.Kisame 10.Naruto 11.Gaara 12.Hinata 1.)Have you ever read a 6./11. fan fiction before? Kakashi/Gaara, No. 2.)Do you think 4. is hot? How hot? Sasori, in his true form pretty freaking hot! 3.)What would happen if 12. got 8. pregnant? Hinata got Sasuke pregnant? Shouldn't it be the other way around? 4)Do. you recall any fics about 9.? Kisame, only a thousand times! All yaoi!! 5.)Would 2. and 6. make a good couple? Deidara/Kakashi, I guess they would 6.)5./9. or 5./10.? Hidan/Kakashi or Hidan/Naruto, both are good pairings, but I'm going to go with Hidan/Kakashi!! 7.)What would happen if 7. walked in on 2. and 12. doing it? Neji walks in on Deidara and Hinata doing it...slowly closes the door and walks away whistling trying to act as casual as possible. 8.)Make up a summary of a 3./10. fan fiction. Itachi/Naruto, Summary: Naruto has been searching for Sasuke for three years while training with Jiraiya when Itachi appears and tells them to follow him. 9.)Is there any such thing as a 1./8. fluff? Tobi/Sasuke, yeah. 10.)Suggest a title for a 7./12. fan fiction. Neji/Hinata, The Secrets Of A Hyūga. 11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4. to deflower 1.? Sasori/Tobi, won't happen.. Tobi's too loud and Zetsu won't allow it. 12.)does anyone of your friends know who 3. is? Itachi, they all love that guy! 13.)has anyone of your friends drawn 11.? Gaara, yes they all have. 14.)would anyone of your friends like 2./4./5.? Deidara/Sasori/Hidan, Deidara = raped, Sasori = raped, Hidan = MINE BITCH! 15.)What might 10. scream at a moment of great passion? Naruto, This could only get better if I had some ichiraku ramen 16.)If you wrote a 1./6./12. fic, what would the warning be? Tobi/Kakashi/Hinata, don't know 17.)If you wrote a song-fic about 8., what song would you chose? Sasuke, "coming back down" by Hollywood Undead 18.)What might be a good pick up line for 10. to use on 2.? Naruto on Deidara, "I'm glad your a guy because at first I thought I was going to have to go straight for you." *wink wink* 19.)How might 11. describe relationship between 2. and 8.? Gaara describing relationship between Deidara and Sasuke, weird yet somewhat funny and ironic. 20.)how emo is 7.? Neji, slightly. 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." | |||||||
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