HAY HAY HAY!!!

I'm Amberpaw RiverClan Apprentice, but you can call me Amberpaw. I'm staying in the Warriors fanfictions and stuff.

I'm female and German, and my name is Lilly.

STORIES I'VE WRITTEN:

Tigerclaw's Nine Lives:

A story about what I think Tigerstar's nine lives would be.

REPOSTY POST THING

(I got all of these from Warriorcrazy)

Don't you just hate Warriors stereotypes?

I'm a TOM, so I must be either a snob or a great fighter.

I'm a SHE-CAT, so I must have kits and be a sassy little huntress.

I'm in WindClan, so I must be a jerk or really weak.

I'm in ShadowClan, so I must be mean and diobey the warrior code.

I'm in RiverClan, so I must be proud and fat.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy.

I'm in a forbidden love, so it must end badly.

I am outside a clan,so I must be a missguided fool.

I'm a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and not like being fussed over.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be part kittypet,and/or love having a clan overrun with kittypets .

I'm an elder, so I must be cranky.

I don't have a mate, so I must be shipped.

I am a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water,so I must be weak and need the clan's help for everything.

I hate kittypets in the clans,so I must be a evil hater and not have a life .

I'm friends with another cat of the opposite gender, so I must be in love with them.

I'm a queen, so I must lose all personality.

I've been around for more then one series, so I must become a Mary-Sue.

I am a medicine cat with kits,so the kits must be messed up.

Originally created by LarkroseLukos.

Pick twelve random characters, then answer the questions!

1. Ivypool

2. Dovewing

3. Firestar

4. Ravenpaw

5. Tigerstar

6. Scourge

7. Leafstar

8. Harveymoon

9. Stonefur

10. Breezepelt

11. Brambleberry

12. Flametail

1) 5 walked in on 4 changing. What would happen?

Ravenpaw: HOLY STARCLAN!

Tigerstar: NOOOOOO!

Ravenpaw: HE'S GONNA KILL MEEEEEEE

Tigerstar: I WOULD NOT KILL YOU NOW OUT OF ALL THE TIMES!

2) 4 and 2 are fighting when 11 brings them as a couple.

Ravenpaw: THAT'S STUPID!

Dovewing: NO! Nutella pancakes are SMART!

Ravenpaw: They will make you FAT! No perfect character gets fat!

Brambleberry: HAY HAY HAY

Ravenpaw and Dovewing: Do I know you?

Brambleberry: No, you don't! Now you are MATES!! YAAAAAAY!!!

Ravenpaw: (facepaw) I always knew there was something up with RiverClan cats.

3) 6 and 9 are talking when 1 comes in screaming, 'I love (2)"

Scourge: So, did you hear that they brought back McRib?

Stonefur: YEAH! I got 10 the day they brought them back!

Scourge: And how were they?

Stonefur: Delicious.

Ivypool: I LOVE DOVEWING!!!!!

Stonefur and Scourge: ...

Stonefur: She's your SISTER. I think the Dark Forest has gotten too much into your head.

4) 12 and 10 are in the middle of a battle when 7 comes screaming, "Super (7's name)

Flametail: Raaaawwwwrrrrrrr.

Breezepelt: IMMA SHRED YOU

Flametail: Well, I can shred HERBS!

Breezepelt: (scratches Flametail)

Leafstar: SUPER LEAFSTAR!!!!!!!!

5) 1 kills 4, what are 4's last words?

Ivypool: THIS IS FOR ARGUING WITH MY SISTER!

Ravenpaw: So?

Ivypool: AND DENYING NUTELLA PANCAKES!

Ravenpaw: I always hated all of you. *dies*

6) 7, 2, 8 and 10 are fighting while 3, 12, 10, and 1 are watching.

Breezepelt: I HATE YOU ALL!

Dovewing: ALL OF YOU I EITHER DON'T KNOW OR IS EVIL!

Leafstar: HARVEYMOON, DO YOU KNOW HOW ANNOYING YOU CAN BE?

Harveymoon: TWOLEGS ARE BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!!!

Firestar: Duh.

Ivypool: This is so fun.

Flametail: Yeah, watching kittypets, kittypet leaders, evil dudes and perfectgirl fight. Who will win?

Ivypool: Probably Breezepelt.

Firestar: Yeah.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I’M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

If you have written an awesome story, but can never seem to finish it, copy this to your profile.

If you think randomness rocks, copy and paste this onto your profile and your name onto the list!! Icethroat21, Spottedpaw13, Burdockroot

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile

1) Write down your five favorite cat's from warriors in no particular order!

1. Ivypool

2. Jayfeather

3. Tallstar

4. Mapleshade

5. Swiftpaw

2) What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending

Ivyshade. THAT IS AN AWESOME NAME!!!! :D

3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name?

Jaystar? Maybe.

4) Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's lat name)?

Swiftfeather. It's an ok name. I wouldn't make fun of it.

5) What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character?

Ivystripe. Mystery/Horror.

6) What would you name a story with (2's last name & 1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)?

Featherpool and Tallswift. Cold Greenleaf Venegance.

7) Write a prophecy saying that they had to save the clan? (1's last name and 3's first name)?

Pooltall. A Tall Pool Will Engulf The Clan's Upcoming Danger.

8) What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Shadefeather. A black tom with yellow eyes and very thick fur.

9) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Tallivy. Tall, intelligent, a good hunter, but has an odd, high amount of ambition.

10) Do you think anyone uses the name (1's first name and 4's last name)?

Ivyshade. For sure.

Whats Your Warriors Name?

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the last half of your least favorite character):

Stormstar. AWESOME!!!!

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up.):

Whalkviers

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark.):

Darkbear. Cool, I love it!!

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan):

Gorsecloud. It's amazing!! :D

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of):

Pillow. WOO! This is gonna be fuuuuuuuuun.

The warrior name the website gave me.

Leopardmask. Nice, sounds right, it's good.

What would be your warrior name?

Nightcreek.

What would be your kits name?

Acornkit, Dapplekit, Leafkit and Blizzardkit.

What would be you deputy's name?

Spottedstrike.

What would be you mate's name?

Cloudwing.

What clan would you be in?

ShadowClan!!

Sister's name?

Tawnytail.

Brother's name?

Bramblestorm.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Well, not really, but some of my keys are getting worn out and not working right. )

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Repost this if you've ever been teased.

Well, that's all of my profile and stuff!!!!