![]() Hello Random person reading this, here's a little about me: Fav Color: Green or Black (depends on my mood) Fav Book Series: Darkest Powers!! Fav Food: Pizza Age: 18-34 Fav Book Couple: Chloe and Derek (They are so cute) Most people think I'm weird, crazy, random and mentally insane... Its totally true. Its really hard to put me in a bad mood. I'm usually hyper. I'm as skinny as a stick too. Music/Bands/Artists I like; Carrie Underwood, Three Days Grace, Disturbed, Taylor Swift, Evansecence, Paramore, All-American rejects, Boys Like Girls,Hollywood Undead Song time!! We are young, but we have heart, born in this world as it all falls apart Young by Hollywood Undead OXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?!" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Dude drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Will Ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this Crap FRIENDS: Hides you from the cops BEST FRIENDS: Is probably the reason they are after you in the first place FRIENDS: Lets you make an idiot of yourself in public BEST FRIENDS: Is up there with you making an idiot out of herself too. FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive BEST FRIENDS: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when you go away BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you go away FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you FRIENDS: Let you have all the blankets at night when you sleepover BEST FRIENDS: Leave you cold, and warms you with a hug when you wake them up by spitting in their ear FREINDS: Pay for your ticket to the movies BEST FRIENDS: Crawl along the floor of the grocery store with you to get enough change to get in FRIENDS: Offer advice on boyfriend problems BEST FRIENDS: Three way with the boyfriend and not tell him that you are listening in FRIENDS :Offer you their seat BEST FRIENDS: Let you sit on their lap FRIENDS: Try not to annoy you and never call or text BEST FRIENDS: Are always nosy and call you 24/7 FRIENDS:Turn up the music when you ask BEST FRIENDS: Sing louder when you ask and say that it technically counts as louder FRIENDS: Will talk to you about the boy thats on your mind BEST FRIENDS: Will blurt out, "She wants to bang you!!" Right in his face Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue,yellow, and green. 3. your first initial? 4. your month of birth? 5. which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. your favorite number? 8. do you like California of Florida more? 9. do you like the lake or ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat--) The Answers 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday! Random copy and paste stuff... IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile. (Only like every book i've ever read) If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the hell of it copy this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile. If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or werewolf a copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (DEREK!) copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate! , copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get upset when Jacob kisses Bella in the books even though you knew it was coming copy and paste this into your profile. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? if you love sarcasm, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If over half of your profile is “Copy and past this into your profile” things, copy and paste this into your profile, because one more wont hurt now. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass. If you understand the true meaning of friendship, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this to your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever had multiple songs stuck in your head at the same time, copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. -If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the HECK is drinking my water! If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile. He watches girls while they sleep, reads your private thoughts, and followed Bella around town numorous times. Case closed. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile if you've never done drugs, became an alcoholic, and/or a smoker and never plan to, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that Rap is the most God-awfullest thing to be called 'Music' and that rappers are wanna-be's who are paid to make fools out of themselves, and can't even sing, copy and paste this to your profile. --And remember, you can't spell Crap, without Rap If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, Copy this into your profile. If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.. A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile (I've read both books and fanfiction past 2 A.M. :P) If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you can't live without your music, copy and paste this into your profile. RANDOM QUOTES "Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' and then it hits me." It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn I'm not insensitive, I just don't care. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. To put it nicely, I hope you choke Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons! Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars thinking to myself, where the hell is the celing?! Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain." "My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone." Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Darkest powers Quotes: -"Oh, my God! It's a killer Pomeranian." I glanced up at Derek. "It's a tough call, but I think you can take him." Chloe said to Derek from the Awakening. -He pivoted, gaze following me as I crossed to the shower and turned on the cold water, so it would drown out our conversation without steaming up the room. -"I'm behind you." I spun to see Derek. "I can't win," he said. "You're as skittish as a kitten."- Derek said to Chloe in the Summoning. NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on construction people to tear down buildings NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that werewolves are half-wolf half-human freaks NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile My names! 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Jennifer. (meaning The White Fay or White Ghost "white phantom" or "white fairy"- stangly I'm a really pale Puerto Rican) 2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first three letters izzle): Jenizzle. Lol, luv it! 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Tiger . So totally awesome! 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Lynn Standridge. Okay... 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Niejegot. Not really feeling the love with that one. 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Green Dr. Pepper. Your jealous, I can tell! 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Eelonlz. That's some seriously messed up bleep. 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Luz. (Means "Light" in Spanish) 9: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sheba. Lol, great! Quiz/Survey Type of Things Instructions: Put your iPod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question. 1. How does the world see you? CrushCrushCrush By Paramore. Huh? 2. Will you have a happy life? Our song By Taylor Swift. I don't know about that one. 3. What do people really think of you? Knife Called Lust BY Hollywood Undead. This would be good for the next one. 4. Do people secretly lust after you? Rainbow Veins By Owl City. 5. How can you make others happy? I Write Sins Not Tragedies By PANIC! At The Disco . I can please others by... Closing doors? Oooooookaaaaaaaaay... 6. How can you make yourself happy? Breakaway By Kelly Clarkson (great song). So I'll be happy when I if I do that I guess. 7. What should you do with your life? Picture To Burn by Taylor Swift. Uh...I should stalk my ex boyfriend, trash his house (in a fantasy) an call him Gay? 8. Will you ever have children? Naturally By Selena Gomez . Thunder and Lightning. 9. What is some good advice for you? Party at a Rich Dude's House . Um, okay...I should party and get trashed? 10. What do you think your current theme song is? Hips Don't Lie. God, these answers are scaryish. 11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is? Troble By NeverShoutNever. So they think I'm Obsessed with some person who's out of my leauge? 12. What song will play at your funeral? Haunted By Evanescence. One question: WHY? 13. What type of men/women do you like? Spinnin' By The Ready Set. ...I don't even know how to interpret that one. 14. What is your day going to be like? This Close By Flyleaf. To WHAT???!!!! 15. Why are you here? Only Girl (In The World) By Rhianna. I'm here.. Because I'm the only girl in a world full of guys? How did that happen! 16. What will people remember you for? Over And Over By Three Dats Grace. People will remember me for falling for someone again and again? Uh oh. 17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow? Kiss N Tell By Ke$ha. (I sing that all the time any way.) 18. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away? Be My Escape By Reilent K . People are going to take me away because I'm trying to get out of a house? Uhhhhhhh. 19. What will this year be all about? Boot & Boys by Ke$ha. See title. 20. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream: More Than Alive By The Ready Set. And I'll scream everything is second to my dreams? Alright 21. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say: Til Tok By Ke$ha. What do I want to party with them? 22. Your message to the world: One X by Three Days Grace. So we stand above the crowd? Cool. 23. Your deepest secret: Blah Blah Blah by Ke$ha. So I'm a pervert? Oh my, the world is ending! 24. Your innermost desire: Love Stroy By Taylor Swift. So I want to have Romeo and Juliet kind of Love. 25. Your oldest memory makes you think: Love The Way You Lie By Eminem. Wow. 26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include: Backstabber by Ke$ha. WHAT THE FLIPPIN BLANK I MEAN WHY THE HELL WOULD I SAY " YOUR A SH*T TALKER"!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter: Thats What You Get. Okay, whatever. I'm getting really tired of doing this stupid quiz. 28. Right now, your feelings are: Heels Over Head By Boys Like Girls. Ummm, no not really. 29. The day you fall in love will be the day that: Pain By Three Days Grace. The day I fall in love will be the day when I Feel PAIN?? You've got to be kidding me. 30. You’d describe your best friend as: The Great Escape. Oh my Derek, so true! 31. Your friends describe you as: Don't Trust Me By 3oh!3. So my friends think I'm A Hoe? Darn 32. In an elevator you are most likely to yell: Check Yes Juliet By We The Kings. Don't know why. I guess I'm falling in love I guess. 33. Your philosophy in life is: I Got A Feeling By Black Eye Peas. That's a pretty good philosophy, no? 34. Your farewell message to the readers of this: No. 5 By Hollywood Undead . Um...okay...I guess...um...okay, apparently the quiz has told me to tell you to dance like you know how to dance when your Drunk. And to shake your A*s |
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