That pretty much sums up Merlin's life. A series of drabbles and short stories. Don't own, no slash, prompts welcome, and some threads will be continued from my previous story, Merlin Headcanons.

Roy Mustang is Harry Potter but magic is nothing more than another one of his aunt's stories. However the Promised Day his past catches up to him. With the Elrics suddenly in London and his dormant magic finally and violently revealing itself, it's a cross continent journey to get the brothers back. If only wizard transport didn't involve so many explosions...

Placed with the Dursleys, Harry will be safe, but Dumbledore would still like to have someone nearby to keep an eye on him. Someone mild and unassuming and unlikely to upset the Dursleys. Really, there's only one good choice.

There are many strange things that Americans do. So of course, the rest of the world can't help but get confused. Multi-chapter story about how different nations deal with the strange, annoying, and insane things Americans do.

The residents of Hogwarts do not know the world of Ed and Al. A world of Alchemy. Therefore, they can be forgiven for the fact that don't know that alchemists are quite accustomed to code.

Out in the Universe is a bright blue box, holder of a fantastical realm. Inhabiting this box is a mad man who calls himself the Doctor, his son, the Savior of the Wizarding World aka Harry Potter, an immortal man from the 51st century who affects a Captain in front of his name, Jack Harkness, and a pink and yellow once-human who is simply Rose Tyler. What was Dumbledore thinking?

Traveling with a band of people a different race than yourself is bound to cause some confusion. These are a series of short stories pertaining to potential cultural clashes between dwarrows and a hobbit.

Loosely tied together collection of one-shots depicting psychopathic!Merlin and sociopathic!Sherlock as brothers dealing with their own slightly idiotic side-kicks.

Tony had told them that Bruce would show up. In the middle of a battle that decimated a city, he rode up on a dinky motorcycle. He didn't do it to protect the city, nor to stop Loki, nor for any personal desire to fight. He did it because a total stranger had, for the first time, walked into his life without any fear of his alter ego. He even zapped Bruce in the side to prove it.

(A continuation of The Lonely Swing, Lonely No More - AKA The bits in-between) Harry has found a new home in the TARDIS and the Doctor has found a new... friend. They have many more things left to find and learn but will one of them be love? (Eventual Doctor/Harry slash. T for abuse mentions. If you haven't read TLS, LNM, then you will have no idea what's going on. Enjoy!)

Merlin might have come to Camelot to master his magic, not to end the Purge, but he's not going to sit idly by while his kin suffer. Oh no. Whether it's releasing a chained dragon, smuggling sorcerers out of the city, or trying to change Arthur's mind, he's fighting back. Now. Series rewrite beginning after 1X02 featuring Proactive!Merlin. AU.

Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?

Because you have more free time to build cool stuff when the rest of the world thinks you're airheads. (repost, first posted July 4 2015)

She was Martha Jones, Defender of Earth, she was Kickass.

Crowley and Aziraphale take the Them out for a picnic.

Anyone interested in dating John and Mary's daughter will have to face some very high standards . . .

. . . and drabbles, one shots, what ifs, and musings. No slash.

The world we live in is strange. So of course i'm going to write about it. Join the nations as they discover just how strange the world really is.

Genderfluid Crowley! As well as agender Aziraphale. That is all.

The Pines twins have been steeped in mayhem, mysteries, and magic every summer since they were 12 years old. Coming back home to Piedmont, going to high school, acting normal? All those things make them stick out like a sore thumb. When you ask outsiders about the Pines twins, you get a mix of strange stories and casual observations.

"Carlos meanwhile, listeners, says he's had a busy day and might take a nap now. That... well, that sounds nice. I think now is the time I say goodbye. There's a place in Night Vale. A place I'd like to be just now. Maybe my lazy day isn't quite done after all."

Oneshot. How come no-one ever brought up the war band that was destroyed by Kilgharrah's flames outside the caves in Ealdor? No-one likes to talk about Agravaine's death either. One would think that immediately after the turmoil of a hostile takeover there would have been more questions asked. Well, what if there had been? Rated T for description of bodies.

Arthur is dead, but Merlin can't just sit around and sulk about it. From Camelot to Sherwood to Hogwarts to the modern world, Merlin is nothing if not busy. It helps keep his mind off things as he waits for Albion to finally need his king once more. (A series of oneshots that begin a couple of weeks after Arthur's death and end at his return. I own nothing you recognize.)

Owen's way of handling the raptors can be a little... shocking, to people who haven't seen it before. Raptor Squad shenanigans.

Also titled; Bruce is from Ohio. All the Avengers are reverted to their first languages. Rhodey would like to go back to bed, and also for Steve and Tony to stop arguing with each other in Irish and Spanish, respectively.

It started with a school trip to Italy. Everything simply went downhill from there.

The Doctor introduces Harry to the TARDIS and keeps a promise to a friend. Second in the Adventures of the Littlest Time Lord series!

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

After defeating Voldemort, a lot of students went back to Hogwarts to finish their education. Most graduated. Two words said by Harry meant for Draco Malfoy suddenly change everything anyone thought they knew about them. (not to be taken seriously)

In recruiting people to his cause, Loki is introduced to his most valuable asset's girlfriend. For reasons beyond comprehension, this changes things... Oneshot, complete, don't own. C/D.

Oneshot companion piece to Mischief Managed, detailing Loki's side of things a little more, and where Dumbledore was - or wasn't, as the case may be - and why. Complete, don't own. Please read Mischief Managed first.

A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.

As a child, Emilie was sent away for her own protection from an evil curse, only to be rescued by the most unlikely of duos. Years later, she's found again and brought back to her birthland, with protests, but family has a way of coming together again, even in the more unlikely of circumstances. [familialish 1pAme/1pNyoCan, fantasy AU, dragon!Alfred]

Guardians of the Galaxy is a D&D campaign played by the Avengers team. And Bruce is the most frustrated DM in existence. (Warning for swearing, because there is a lot).

It all started with a little girl. Actually, it started with the bugs, but the Avengers are trying to forget the bugs. So there's a little girl and the Hulk, who keeps doing heroic things that makes social media explode. Meanwhile, Bruce Banner wants to know what's up with those t-shirts. Basically, this is the story of how the Hulk became New York's favourite Avenger.

Some weird late night chat between Dipper and Stan- I wanted to get in on this post sock opera fluff business. Reposted from my tumblr.

As punishment for his crimes against Midgard, Loki is banished to a slightly different Midgard as a dragon, where he shows these pesky mortals that he is God and only a dragon because he wants to be one.

What if Loki didn't stop his concerning worlds for his children with Hela... The real reason behind the attack on Asgard and Earth.

The sequel to Of Magic. Arthur is repealing the ban on magic, but the threat of Morgana still lingers. Will Morgana realize her mistakes, or will war continue in Camelot?

Just a little crack fic cuz I got bored. T for language. Let's see what happens when Canada decides to blackmail his wonderful big brother America. Hope y'all guys like it, and don't forget to check out some of my other stories as well! :p

Possible backstory for Groot. Rocket and Groot's first meeting. Lord of the Rings crossover, kind of. Groot is an Ent.

Poem inspired by the various works of Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. See if you can get all the references!

After barely managing to walk away from his most recent kidnapping, a young Tony Stark decides he needs help. Help comes in the form of a certain redheaded ex-spy.

He wasn't planning on fighting for people who were willing to paint him in a bad light, who were willing to use him and who were willing to sacrifice him to save themselves. He wasn't willing to fight for hypocrites, and he made sure to tell them that. Unofficial sequel to 'Match of Titans'.

It had to happen some time. Harry visits the Magical World. Will he survive? Will they?

The Doctor answers a distress call and finds that he is not as alone in the universe as he suspected he was. (Is now part of a series called "Adventures of the Littlest Time Lord.")

Loki arrives on Midgard, but not in the place he was aiming for... (one-shot, probably) [title likely to change]

Challenge:Trying to move into the Avenger's tower was difficult, mostly because of the rooms. They had seen a mechanical kitchen, a closet- garage, a pollo court, a spa even, but a lab? No. The idea that a lab even existed was preposterous, almost silly. Where else would Stark make all of his inventions-was that a robot? What kind of name is Dummy? A Fire Extinguisher? What?

Hogwarts POV on the pranksters that have graced her halls. Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot.

Reactions to Crowley's voicemail

These were the two times that Merlin met the Doctor. The time he needed the Doctor most and the time that he got to say goodbye. This is my first crossover, with mentions of Merlin/Arthur.

Adopted with permission from RuneWitchSakura. When a pair of lunatics who've dragged their minder across the country turn up on Harry Potter's doorstep babbling about magic, Harry finds himself on a new career path. Despite the fact that he'd rather be an Astronaut, Harry will be spending the next seven years training to be a Minder at the asylum known as Hogwarts. Random Oneshots.

The bond between the Once and Future King and Emrys incites the curiosity and awe of individuals, foes and friends, who cross paths with them. This is a look through the eyes of strangers who are marked by their encounters with Merlin and Arthur. No Slash

John finally figures out a way to convince people he and Sherlock aren't a couple. Sherlock learns an interesting truth at the same time. I'm not sure how to make this longer, so I'm calling it complete. If you have suggestions, I'd love to hear them. I don't own, etc.

Ch1: In which Harry meets a lost man on a swing, runs away, falls in love and learns that there is such thing as living happily-ever-after-until-you-die. Ch2: It's a few months after Harry's visit, and the Death-Eaters are determined to get revenge on the light. The lonely men have found their happily-ever-after, but how long is until-you-die? Doctor/Harry two-shot (Ch3: A.N).

America has a secret. It's one that he hides from all the other nations, even Canada. Canada has a secret. It's one that he hides from all the other nations, especially America. America can see Canada. Canada knows.

What if John and Sherlock already were friends before a Study in Pink and what will the yard think of Sherlock having a friend?

They have always followed a formula for their stories. Get tricked by a villain, be a damsel in distress, and wait for a prince to save them. But lately, that hasn't been the case. Two-shot, rated T for some room to work.

Ed was right handed. Contains 12 year old Ed fresh in the military. Friendships between Ed and some of Mustang's crew.

These are fictional words, friend. They are not heroes nor means to an end. They come from worlds in imagination. These are fictional words. These are fictional words, friend. They are not heroes nor means to an end. But you don't have to be a hero to save, nor real to end. These are our fictional worlds. Multi-Fandom, but Harry Potter was the first category I found.

Inspired by a picture on Pinterest, which pointed out that the first words Sophie said to Howl (according to Howl's POV) and the first words Howl said to Sophie mesh rather interestingly. "Find me in the future!" "There you are, darling. I was looking everywhere for you."

"He wasn't the good wizard in every fairy tale, despite what River said. But when he wasn't the main character of the old folk tales, he often met those who were." Also posted on ao3

Hermione's definition of magic was not one that was conventionally shaped. It wasn't developed by the Wizarding World, or even her education at Hogwarts. No, the story is far more complex than that. It all begins, as most things do, on a dreary day several weeks before her eighth Christmas. For on that day, Hermione makes an unlikely friend who lives inside an impossible blue box.

'It wasn't that he didn't want him around, it just hurt to.' A one-shot about Jack's affect on the Doctor- what he makes him feel (minds out of the gutter!) and what he reminds him of.

Summary: Myfanwy's POV of Reset, Dead Man Walking and A Day In The Death. Set in the Nestlings Verse - alludes to a fic that has still to be written in which Martha meets Ianto, Tosh and Myfanwy during TYTNW.

You'd think after the first time, Donovan and Anderson would learn not to insult Sherlock in front of his neighbors. Side-story to The Evils of Pie.

Jack only fought the universe for one, insignificant, short lived man. A man who was a tiny portion of time in The Captain's life. A man he never forgot.

The Holmes' had their share of secrets, but so did John, and his greatest fear was that somebody (read: Sherlock) would discover his. In short, the ex-army doctor wasn't silent about his violent past just out of a desire not to think about it, but also because John was an honest man, and he didn't enjoy telling lies, even half-lies. HP/Sherlock Crossover. Oneshot. Gen.

I know that the wizarding world was panicking and they were afraid of Voldemort but the prophecy wasn't exact this story is about how a smart Harry would have reacted to hearing the prophecy and other things that would have happened had Harry been smart

Sherlock gets a surprise when he goes snooping in the new neighbor's apartment.

The founders stood before a complicated task of creating the wards. Wards powerful enough to keep magical children safe. Rowena Ravenclaw doesn't like long discussions about morals. Salazar likes cats. Merlin is slowly going insane. Immortality is overrated. History goes on and the task is done. But deep inside the bowels of Hogwarts is hidden a dark secret. (Now also on AO3)

5&1. The names that baby girl Watson comes up with for her extended family. Or: how everyone—Watsons, Holmes, and others alike— just learned to give up and embrace their weirdness.

When the intruder alarm signaled a temporal disturbance Coulson wasn't concerned (although he was slightly annoyed).

Executing Emyrs is harder than it looks

Young warlock, have you ever wondered how your soul and mine came to be kin? How it is that a human could command a dragon with naught but his Voice? Had your father raised you he would have told you this as his heir, just as my own dragon-mother sang to me and my brothers this tale when I was but a nestling.

Slight AU surrounding the friendship of Merlin and Kilgharrah. I just wanted them to be buddies, alright? Merlin thinks that The Great Dragon must be lonely after so long alone, and resolves to keep him company whenever he can. The visits lead to story times, magic lessons, philosophical discussions, and arguments. Sometimes they're companionable kin, other times... not so much.

One-shot. Ianto goes to the drycleaner's to pick up Jack's coat and runs into a certain doctor who's also there for someone else's coat. Very short, just for fun.

Loki's actions against Jotunheim and Earth were nothing more than a temper tantrum thrown by a panicked immortal. Why should it be seen as anything else? Or: when the Avengers discovered the difference between a god and a mortal.

The ducks aren't the only ones who have seen Aziraphale and Crowley in St. James' Park.

Upon reflection, Mycroft Holmes would eventually decide that the worst day of his life was today, when Sherlock met the Weasley twins. Harry Potter would find that almost as amusing as the three's antics when he eventually got around to telling him.

Howard has done more to Tony than anyone knows, except Tony himself. He's tampered with Tony's genes, right down to what makes him human. Until he isn't anymore.

Aziraphale goes shopping for Christmas decorations. Crowley tags along to annoy him. Meanwhile, the Winchesters are chasing the Trickster through the same store. Chaos and Christmas caroling ensue.

"You have many names," the old crone continued. "Did you know you've gained another?" Bartimaeus, in the centuries after 'Ptolemy's Gate'.

Okay, So, Several knights, a Man-servant and a Prince are riding through a forest, when they encounter a druid baby... Does it really need a punchline? More pointless crack, Mother-hen/Terrifying Merlin, Happily oblivious Arthur, A Comedy act also known as The Knights of the Round Table, Dainty Ninja's and General OOC-ness. You have been warned... Request fic for RheyaTheRaven.

The Rift monitor is acting up again, but Jack knows exactly who's causing the disturbance.

Sometimes right before Tony gets a migraine, he ends up speaking in italian without realizing it. Tony/Bruce, complete shmoop with a bit of h/c on top.

Ianto Jones loses his memories of being Ianto Jones.

Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!

What happens when a man who has seen it all, whose lived over a thousand years, meets the modern Sherlock Holmes? Will they argue? Will they agree? Will Sherlock finally believe in magic? Please read and find out!

Arthur hears it.

Captain America is the undisputed leader of the Avengers, but when he goes down? Iron Man steps up. Fury wants to know why nobody else thinks that's crazy. (A short story in two (three) parts)

Merlin helps Arthur understand what it is like to have magic. (Pretty open ended. If you guys ask nicely I might write an actual ending for this.)

Gandalf the Grey entertains the hobbits at Old Took's Midsummer's Eve party with a story about the last dragon ever to be seen in the Shire and how he met his downfall...

There is an unwritten code among the league of best friends; and Howl and Kiki have a story behind every one of these rules. A mischievous, fun-loving wizard in training and a bright, optimistic young witch meet with adventure as they struggle along the road of friendship together, learning from each other in the way only best friends can.

Merlin is kidnapped by sell-swords and is subject to their rants about their plans. Yet again. But this time? He honestly cannot be bother with it all. The result? BAMF!Merlin, lecturing on manners, terrified sell-swords, stunned knights and a sheepish king. Yup, another of my one-shot mild(?)Crack!Reveals. Requested by vampireharry the 2.

Luna thought she understood well enough. otherkin!Luna

Angels don't tend to take very good care of their wings. Not like demons. Sometimes the state of Aziraphale's gets to be too much for Crowley to ignore anymore. One-shot. Mild Aziraphale/Crowley.

Sequel to Golden Apples and Norse Gods. Five times Ianto surprised the Avengers, and one time they surprised him.

Yep, another of my 'Merlin just can't be bothered to hide his magic anymore and it results in all out BAMF' one-shots. (Reveal!fic. BAMF!Merlin, Humour, Friendship, Hero Worship/Adoration of our favourite Warlock, Attacking sorcerers, Ham Sandwiches, Butterflies, Evil Bunnies, Headaches and Gleeful, Surprisingly Observant Knights.) Request fic for TiffBaby101. (Mild?Crack.)

Ten rules that Merlin has created to survive living as a sorcerer. Ten ways on how to stay alive. Ten ways on how to live while fighting in the war against magic... and ten ways on how to live a really lonely existence.

And SHIELD Was Clueless, Plus the One Time That Everyone Found Out. Multi-era Doctor Who, plays with the idea that Darcy was a companion (sort of). Slight spoilers for The Name of the Doctor. Rated for a bit of language and slightly mature themes. Background Darcy/Clint, Bruce/Betty, Tony/Pepper and Jane/Thor. Background Nine/Rose, Ten/Rose, Eleven/River, Eleven/Clara, Amy/Rory.

No sleep, a headache, sore after an hour of training and now stuck in a meeting with Arthur and the entire council? Merlin just wants to go to bed... Then Morgana arrives with some powerful sorcerers, as she often does, and attempts to take over Camelot. Again, as she often does. The result? Reveal, BAMF Merlin, reading, cheering and Waddling Lords. Request for Percabeth4eva.

No one is allowed to insult Spock but McCoy, damn it. Them's the rules.

Every wizard needs an owl and every Time Lord must have their first adventure. Join the TARDIS crew for Harry's first adventure.

The moment they tried to kill him they brought forth a wrath unlike anything seen before. The 456 were easily defeated the moment Avalon became involved but now humanity must face the consequences of actions taken and not taken. While Jack must make amends for words unsaid or risk lossing Ianto forever. *TW fix-it and Gwen bashing*

Throughout lore and myth, the crow is seen as a symbol of death and is scorned. But to America, in his legends, the crow is something very different entirely. America tells the other nations his view of the crow through one of his myths.

America and Canada show up on England's doorstep, looking for a place to spend the night. England is Not Amused, especially when Sealand gets involved. Brotherly fluff and shenanigans abound!

Merlin gets fed up of polishing, and just uses magic. Cue Arthur's entry. Merlin subsequenstly falls out of the window, makes life hectic and bashes up a load of evil sorcerers that found the way into the throne room... Like they always seem to do. Could be considered slight crack at times, no pairings, bromance, bamf and Gwaine get's green hair. Interested? Of course you are...

They make your brain go fuzzy. Autistic!Luna, wrackspurts as metaphor for overload.

Challenge: Five times that Nick didn't show that he secretly cared for Tony, and one time he did. Fury got offered the position of being Tony's Godfather from Howard, but face it...being the dirrector of SHIELD is bound to give you enemies, best to keep Tony out of trouble, not that it helps much...

Myfanwy's gets shown her nestlings appreciation.

It was decided by all nations that America and Canada had to be the strangest nations in the world. Who else would be crazy enough to do half the stuff they do? We blame England and France. Each chapter based on a quote.

Aziraphale and Crowley learning to deal with each others main quirks (although I image they have many, many more).

Long story short, they go hunting, bandits attack, magic reveal, angst, laughing fits, evil sorcerers, more reveals, bromance, whump, bamf and they all live happily ever after... ish. (A short reveal fic I had lying around, and uploaded as per requests. Unrelated to my HTC series) No set pairings, Rating for small use of strong language.

Summary: Myfanwy's POV of Countryside. Spoilers for Series 1 Episode 6. Set in the Nestlings Verse

Harry's mentally growing by leaps and bounds and yet his parents cannot reliably teach him daily. So the call goes out. Wanted: Teachers, must be willing to travel.

Myfanwy's POV of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

There are some substitute teachers who can't keep control of an unruly class and thus allow the class to devolve into chaos. Then there are some who don't just ALLOW the chaos; they ENCOURAGE it and take an active role. Having the flu must have interfered with America's neighbor's decision making capabilities, because we all know which type of substitute America's going to be.

The Killing Curse cannot be stopped by love. This is a fact. Other forces were at work on that fateful Halloween. Ramuthra!Harry Powerful!Harry

Morgana thinks she has figured out what makes Merlin so different, and plans her revenge. Yet Merlin's secret isn't indeed what she thinks. Features BAMF Merlin. T just to be safe. Post season 4.

Alfred plays several instruments, but only when he's by himself. None of the other countries believe him. (Depending on how you want to look at it, it's either yaoi or a friendship/brotherly love sort of thing. Whatever boats your float.)

The Doctor and Rose Tyler are the stuff of legends but their daughter, Jenny wants to make her own way. However, the universe is still picking on that family. Join Jenny on a day when things go crazy. Secrets will be revealed, hands forced, Jack will be killed, and the Doctor's Daughter gets married. Part of the FF 'verse but not a main story of it.

Short and possibly sweet, the title says it all.

Hobbit and dwarvish traditions have been and always will be different. Add a splash of misunderstanding and a dash of endearing!Bilbo and you have our tale. For miriel ABY. Eventual Bagginshield.

Summary: Myfanwy's POV of the end of series 1. Set in the nestlings verse.

Merlin managed to heal Balinor in the nick of time, but will his father's life lead to some secrets being spilled? No slash.

[AU] In which everyone survives, Bilbo manages to pick up a dragons egg, and is now landed with a dragon for a son.

'...Italy thought and a rare emotion overcame him. An emotion that he rarely felt and was even rarer to show to others. Anger.His passive, easy-going nature was being overridden by his protectiveness over his fratello.' Feliciano sees France harrassing Romano and decides enough is enough. Rated for Romano's language.

Myfanwy's POV of the episode Combat. Spoilers for Series 1 Episode 11 Combat. Part of the Nestlings Verse follows after The Foster Nestlings.

Myfanwy's POV of the episode Out Of Time. Set in the Nestlings Verse

Merlin's duty as a dragonlord is to raise Aithusa, but will he be able to hide a dragon in his room for long? Spoilers for series 4. Oneshot.

Alternate ending for "The Disir." Arthur wants Merlin's opinion, and the warlock makes a decision. Drabble.

Merlin has to reveal his magic in order to save Arhur and Uther arrests him. This is the story of the trial and Arthur's plan to save Merlin. Neither of which go as expected. No charcter deaths (apart from unnamed knights at the beginning). Meant to be funny (you be the judge), also shows how much Merlin is loved in Camalot. Some spoilers, nothing big.

Luna likes thestrals. Stimming fic. Autistic!Luna.

A list by Sherlock Holmes.

Drugs busts have become a regular occurrence in 221B Baker Street.

There had never been a Time Lord Wizard, yet alone one that experiences accidental magic. Harry is and does. This will be fun. Sequel to 'Forming Family'.

Or in which a reporter asks Tony a question that is innocent in every way, except for how Tony reacts (or maybe not).

For centuries, Loki has used the secret ways to find refuge in the other realms when the company of Asgard became too much to bear. Now, with his brother (beloved, however foolish and hurtful he can be) banished, and his own heritage revealed to him, Loki decides that it is once again time to leave Asgard for the sanctuary of another realm. Don't own, complete.

Or the 101 worst things about Tony Stark. Or how he and Bruce Banner are not the same, but they are similar. Or how Tony's bots are bipolar, neurotic, attention seeking, hyperactive nutjobs on crack. Science Bros. Pre- Science Boyfriends. Mentions of JARVIS, Dummy, You & Butterfingers

Jim Kirk and Death have met many times; sometimes because Jim was dying and sometimes because Death felt like saying hello. A prequel of sorts to "Ask Not from Whom the Bell Tolls". Second in the "Jim and Death are BFFs" series.

Summary: Ianto discovers how much fun he can have with his wings. Written for longliveianto bingo round 2 Prompt: Flying. Part of the Phoenix!Ianto story universe set after Fires of Gallifrey

This is the first actual meal Bilbo has had this entire journey, so when Beorn told him to eat as much as he pleased, he did exactly that. And ends up out-eating Bombur. Done for a prompt on the Hobbit kink-meme. No pairings.

Hobbits believe that certain races were made by certain spirits, called Words. All of them were made by Big Words, but Hobbits? They were made by Small Words, of course. One-shot. No pairings.

It's the usual. On board the Helicarrier, things seem hectic when there's someone going around pranking everyone. The Avengers seem to be the prime suspects, but...isn't Loki in the cage? LOKI'D. (Now complete)

Canada comes out of the meeting to the startling sight of America crying into his knees. Just what is it that has broken his brother? Both country and human names used; one-shot.

Time is in flux, things can be changed. What would the Wizarding World do with a Harry Potter raised by The Doctor, Rose, and extended family? Beginning of series of stories.

Challenge: "It's not general knowledge! I prefer it that way!" "For god's sake- what is?" "The fact Stark's 24 years old." Tony Stark accomplished alot in his life. Not to mention, how short it's actually been. Slight Swearing.

A Harry Potter/Sandman crossover in which the three brothers of the Tale of the Three Brothers meet a very different Death on their journey. Rated K as people do die, as that's what people eventually do.

America catches Cuba hitting Canada, so he enacts a little Big Brother Protection on the second largest nation in the world, what could go wrong? Human names are mentioned and this is non romantic, just brotherly love.

Merlin knows the story behind every one of Arthur's scars. What's surprising is that Arthur knows the same. [Merthur. Fluff. No smut.]

Because Ianto Jones knew all too well about getting his heart broken by darkhaired men in long coats.

"Describe the hat." "Uh, it was red, kind of poofy. Had feathers all over it too." Mentions of Merlin/Arthur slash.

Gabriel lives again. Odin missed his brother. Post 5.19

John's got a secret... A series of one shots all based around the fact that John Watson is not exactly what he seems. Named for first one-shot.

In which Steve learns not to trust what the tabloids say. Especially when concerning one Tony Stark.

The Avenger's are at the State Fair, where they see someone they never expected to see there, Loki and his children.

Sherlock had never imagined having children in his life. Of course, he'd never imagined having a demon as his flatmate-turned-lifemate. So really, the ducklings shouldn't have come as a surprise. (Sequel to On Feathers and Bacon Sandwiches)

Challenge: What would it be like if Tony was the 'adoptive uncle' of all ambassadors while he was all snarky with their parents? The Avengers never would have beleived it if they hadn't seen the squeeling Russian girl with the biggest dimples and her glaring daddy.

Ianto finds himself back from the dead and, apparently, in the employ of a power-crazed Norse god intent on conquering the Earth by taking out a team of superheroes. Must be a Tuesday.

"Stop," the Rani cuts him off. "Ianto is my child, Doctor. You can check the Matrix if you're doubtful." Time Lord!Ianto

Tony reflects on himself, who he is, where he's coming from, Dr. Banner's brand of brilliance against his, and the Captain's skewed opinion of him.

Their bosses didn't even see it coming.

One shot inspired by the 'Harry Potter is dead.' scene in Deathly Hallows. A battle is raging in Camelot, and only one person can save them. Reveal!fic, character death, severe angst and bromance.

Umbridge comes across a rather odd young man visiting Dumbledore in his office one day, and he's getting under her nerves big time. Just who is this Arthur Kirkland, and why wont Fudge tell her anything about him?

No one has ever stayed with Sherlock longer than a month. At least, no human. Fortunately, John Watson isn't about to let the little things - like biohazardous experiments and the constant threat of danger - get in the way of his friendship with a very special, very brilliant man like Sherlock Holmes.

"No comment." Yeah, well, Tony Stark is tired of the no comments. Here's a comment for you...

Or, five times Ianto Jones called Mycroft Holmes 'Tad', and one time Mycroft called Ianto 'Son.'

Because at the end of the day, they're still family.

Anderson is having a bad day. Homeless people hate him. John is laughing. Totally unedited, per usual.

"My name is Anthony Edward Stark, and I am a Were."

Dean wakes up wearing a Captain America costume. If only this was the weirdest thing that had ever happened to him. Crackish fusion. One-shot.

England gets home to find that America is missing. He has been accused by the townspeople of witchcraft and dark magic, and is set to burn at the stake. But no one messes with the British Empire. No one.

"Because I promise you, if this happens again, which I know it won't, this place will burn."

Sandman/Sherlock fusion. When Destruction disappears, the Endless take on human form to find him. Unfortunately, Dream and Desire's feud doesn't stop now that they're playing the parts of a genius detective and a super criminal. Can they work together to find their brother or will they end up destroying each other first?

Sometimes Rory thinks that the Doctor should come with a warning label. Danger: volatile. Do not shake, heat, or underestimate.

Five times the Avengers used the Hulk as a means of transportation.

All Sealand wants is to be a country. Contains hero worship; hope you enjoy it. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFRED!...sorry, just had to do it :D

and 1 time Bruce protected the Hulk. A short Bruce-Hulk acceptance story. Warnings: mention of attempted suicide in one of the sections.

Formerly a one-shot, now an infrequently updated group of semi-related one-shots. The Prime Minister meets England for the first time. UP FOR ADOPTION!

Tony had a reason behind each and every name, even if the people around him didn't get it.

It was never about the Souls.

The story of the time Voldemort kept trying to kill Captain Jack Harkness. Because apparently Mr Snake Face never learns. Oneshot.

Or "5 Times John Watson Wasn't a Complete Idiot, and 1 Time He Was". John is usually very good at dealing with Sherlock's peculiarities.

What no one seems to remember is that Tony Stark created that armor. Iron Man would be less than nothing – literally – without Tony and his genius. Leave Tony alone, however, with access to a half-decent workshop and he'll revolutionize the world. Or, Tony is over protective and doesn't really care.

When you're the Master of Death its better not to make attachments, better not to fall in love. Moving every 5 years or less helps keep people away. I should have moved on 2 years ago, before Steve and I got too close. Before I fell in love. LIGHT SLASH

'Morgana is searching for a powerful sorcerer; a Warlock by the name of Emrys. It is imperative we find him first.' No Slash! S4 AU. IDOM!

Canada is always forgotten, but America will always protect him. No yaoi

Ianto Jones' search for answers isn't going well, he knows what he is, now he needs to know how that is possible and who his father is. Full Summary inside Set in my phoenix!Ianto verse after Firebird and Yule Fire. Written for longliveianto big bang.

In those luminescent green eyes Merlin felt a connection deep within the crevices of his soul. This boy different, this boy was important. And he needed help.

-I'm proud of you-I'm here-You are special-I miss you-I care about you-I'm sorry-There are many things the Holmes brothers won't say out loud, especially to each other. But that doesn't mean they don't find a way to communicate them.

In which Arthur is captured, Morgana is mean, Leon is accused of being the immortal Emrys, Percival becomes an adoptive father with a talent for disappearing, and Merlin is important to the plot. Season 4 finale, no slash.

And one time he didn't. A fill for the Sherlock BBC Kink Meme prompt, "Ianto Jones as Mycroft's former PA/Anthea's predecessor who he initially sent to Torchwood London to keep an eye on them that comes back to work for him eventually."

Series of songfics set in the universe of my WIP Torchwood/HP fic, Dark Fae. Rated for language and Jack Harkness. Now complete!

"His name's not even Merlin!" Arthur shouted, rounding on his servant again, jabbing a finger in his direction. Merlin flinched. / Arthur's discovered something. And he's not happy about it. No slash.

A light-hearted one-shot where Merlin is actually on time for once and Arthur seeks revenge. Fluff, cuddling, and Merthur pre-slash.

Loki is forcefully adopted by the Norse pantheon of the Supernatural verse, specifically SPN!Odin, who is surprisingly personable when he isn't eating humans.

Everyone has a button. Even Italy.

Sherlock uses him as his own personal texting machine; John goes along with it when it's summoning serial killers, and even when it's sending pithy little comments to Lestrade's phone, but balks when Sherlock can't be arsed to text in a takeaway order.

Drabble, from an existing collection. Sherlock and John, Pernese style.

sorting hat had deffinetly never seen anything like this before. How do you sort someone who is at the same time an non-human entity and completely useless moron. now with Germany and Japan

After sharing mind and body, the souls of magician Nathaniel and djinni Bartimaeus linked in a way that neither had predicted. When Nathaniel dismisses his servant, both are surprised when Nathaniel's soul follows Bartimaeus to the Other Place. Not slash.

Uther was never awoken from the troll's enchantment. He wakes up six years later to find Arthur in control and a very different Camelot. How many heart attacks will he have?

Universes collide when Aziraphale is visited by a Time Lord looking for a missing angel. Meanwhile, two hunters take it into their heads to do the same-but this time, they've got the wrong Crowley.

Uther attempts to arrest Merlin for magic. Multiple times. It never quite takes.

Not even the intern was normal. Rated T for some grammar.

A Chinese merchant comes back from his travels on the Silk Road in Han China with a strange animal. Yao thinks it's cute.

Canada and America have a very fluffy war. Bros being bros, pointless fluff of the fluffiest nature.

Mycroft Holmes has never had an easy relationship with his brother, they fight and insult each other, causing damage anyway they can. But they're brothers. God forbid anyone else try the same. Minor edits made. Part of the 'Mycroft Cares' universe.

It was this law they made for themselves, a law that said: 'Pretend to hate each other.' Sherlock/Mycroft brotherly love.

Canada and America speak to each other in a language England can't understand. LittleAmerica and LittleCanada

Harry Potter is left at the doorstep of Bakerstreet by Proffessor McGonnogall. Whats going to happen now that Sherlock Holmes is his legal guardian.

After the latest magical attack, Uther is having everyone in Camelot interrogated. Now it's Merlin's turn to be questioned by Leon. Tag to The Son of a Sorcerer by Literaria

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

Poor Mr. President. I don't know what he was thinking about for his first day in office, but I'm pretty sure that this was not on his mind.

A ten-year old Sherlock finds his great-grandmother's Diary and decides to summon a friend for Christmas. Pity, the demon isn't Christmas-spirited!

or, how new citizens of Camelot, passers-by and visiting noblemen end bewildered by the unprecedented behavior of a certain Court Sorcerer and a High King. Mostly fluff. My Christmas present for you guys!

How hard could it be to kill one king? An effective assassin plans for all possibilities...apart from said king's servant being a warlock with a destiny.

Summary: Ianto and Jack are taking their daughter on her first holiday, where better to go than home to meet her aunt. This is a sequel of sorts for The Time of Lord Jones. Written for cliche bingo Prompt: Baby's first holiday. mpreg. slash. janto.

He's losing sleep and in need of a helping hand. And so Kilgharrah calls on the only one that might be able to assist... Merlin #Sequel to Dragon & Dragon#

He would look after this little one, this white dragon curled trustingly in his grasp as he flew. They were kin, the last of their kind. How hard could it be? Based on the A Question of... Series

Merlin deals with the trials and tribulations of being a single parent. Aithusa's P.O.V. Based on 4x04: Aithusa.

whether she's Mels or River, whether he's unaware of her true identity or knows, Rory Williams will always save his little girl from whatever threat small or big

oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.

Alfred joins his brother in an idyllic afternoon of folding laundry and reminiscing. A slice of life fic between the North American bros!

Just where exactly is the line between "to love" and "to be in love"? What difference is required between "flatmate" and "husband"? Besides the rings, obviously. The important bit is that they have each other. Married asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.

Reason One: Sharp objects are frowned upon in today's society "No, no, no! Weapons are not allowed on the school grounds for any reason!" "Aw, but Ms. Principal! We were going to have an axe battle."

"There is no way I'm the bride of this relationship." Light/preslash if you squint.

In which Merlin gets to tell more of the truth than usual and still lies through his teeth the entire time, and Arthur presumes to know far better than Merlin about, well, everything.

My spin on the Harry Potter has a twin storyline. Only, in this story, people don't seem to realise. Odd that. The few pairings are het. Don't own the canon characters, and probably not the original ones either. Mentions rape.

Sir Olwen had left his brother alone in Camelot for only a few hours. Perhaps he should have explained a few of Camelot's rules first...

Silly 221B drabble. It's very, very hot, and Sherlock is very, very bored.

During America's family get-together, England loses a bet to France, gets drunk, and tries to fit in with the 'young crowd'. America and Canada are amused, France is suspiciously innocent, and Sealand decides that it's a great time to declare war. FACES family fluff.

Arthur's son meets an interesting man who tells him stories about his father. "They weren't fairy tales, Father. They were real stories. About you. He said he had stories no one else did." Guess who? Oneshot, no slash, Arwen referred to.

"No," he whispered, "This time, Ptolemy, Nathaniel, we're in it together." 2000 yrs in the future, Bart is ready to follow Ptolemy and Nat into the afterlife. Of course, nothing ever goes as planned, especially when another magician struts into his life.

Thought your family was crazy? Then you obviously haven't met America's states. With fifty-two people and an alien in one house, things can get insane! A oneshot series that features OCs for the fifty states, Canadian provinces/territories, and D.C.

"For the last time Thor, it's vintage." - When fourteen year old Loki and seventeen year old Thor take a trip to Earth, Thor brings out Loki's childish side - something the God of Mischief had thought he lost a long time ago. /Friendship ThorLoki/

Magic!AU. John Watson is an ancient Warlock in the 21st Century. It was only a matter of time before Sherlock found out, whether he wanted him to or not. John/Sherlock

Because one never knows when someone might poison the prince's meals... or maybe Arthur has an ulterior motive for having Merlin eat half his breakfast.

In which Arthur and Merlin both learn something about each other. Oneshot/Crack

In the beginning, there was DEAN. And some other stuff.

Ever wonder who invented pig latin? Well... Gaius was not always as dedicated to learning as he would have Merlin believe, but Geoffrey of Monmouth was always a goody-two-shoes...

When Arthur notices the scars on Merlin, he sets off to find out why a servant of all people has such marks and discovers that Merlin might not be all that he seems. Arthur/Merlin

It has always been Loki's job to support his brother. How exactly he does that, however, is up to his discretion. Mix of movie-verse and mythology.

Not entirely surprisingly, Merlin ends up in the dungeons again... but the Knights of the Round Table never abandon one of their own.

Merlin does magic. Merlin doesn't have magic. Elyan is confused.

Merlin is really good at keeping secrets, but surely he's not that good. Chapter 8 - Arthur: Part II Arthur's just found out that Merlin has magic, and he's about to find out he was the last to know... somehow, this annoys him more.

Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.

After a mysterious sorcerer saves Camelot, Arthur is pretty sure he knows who it is. He and Merlin have a discussion about it. But it's purely hypothetical. Really. It is.

Ho-hum. Normal day in Camelot; Merlin's been accused of sorcery. Again. Uther reflects on every other time Merlin has been arrested and resists the urge to pull his hair out. Ficlet. Do you think the king's an idiot?

During one of the Holmes's annual Christmas parties, a new guest takes an unhealthy interest in Sherlock. But he has figured without the wrath of Mycroft…

ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. Harry gets taken in by his teacher and raised under the guidance of some of the more interesting characters of the Disc. Story stops before the sorting, feel free to use as plot-bunny.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if that woman happens to be the all powerful Lady of the Lake. And you've just shot her boyfriend with a crossbow.

Or, Why Sir Leon Isn't Dead. Whenever the subject of Leon's propensity towards living is brought up, everyone in the household gets shifty eyed and twitchy. Is it skill? Luck? Magic? No, of course not, magic's illegal, don't be ridiculous…

In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.

Like the dragon said, there are two sides to every coin. Merlin's not above making sure that's absolutely true. And using it to his advantage for Arthur's sake

Happily Ever After depends upon your way of looking.

Harry use to be The Boy Who Lived, but he is no longer a boy. England by mistake turned the one and a half year old into a girl when trying to get France with the spell. For a Nation it would last ten years, but for a human it is forever no way to undo.

Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.

Summary: The rift spits out something unexpected, and Jack and Ianto take it home. AN: Written for schmoop bingo Prompt: baby - adoption

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

Summary: Yule has arrived and Ianto is introducing his two families for the first time; his sister and her family to the Torchwood team. Written for the longliveianto holiday challenge. Set in my phoenix!Ianto verse after Firebird. Slash. Janto.

Sherlock wakes up on the floor of the pool after the events of 'The Great Game'. Why isn't he dead? A slight crossover. No characters from HP. Rated T, just in case. My first Sherlock fic...please don't kill me.

He had every right to moan about his treatment, but when it came down to it, it wasn't just the pathetic state his essence repeatedly degenerated into under Mandrake's control that bothered the djinni, but something else altogether. Slight Bart/Ptolemy.

Hiccup has gotten himself stuck in a situation he had hoped to avoid. Of course. HPGoFxHTTYD, oneshot.

Most companions are a flash in the dark, but some companions are forever.

Ianto Jones has always known he was different, but he had trouble figuring out what he was until certain circumstances coincide to avail him of the truth. Written for the longliveianto Halloween challenge Spoilers: TW S1 & S2, DW S3 Ep12 & 13. Janto.

post season two, pre season three. Sam and Dean snatch up a demon to exorcise, as per usual. But this time they managed to catch GO's Crowley.Crowley/Aziraphale if you squint, minor swearing, one shot.

Yet another enigmatic post-war Veteran and his adopted son might be just what Sherlock needs to deflate his overblown ego. ONESHOT till further notice.

A story about the parts of Bartimaeus and Ptolemy's relationship that the books don't cover. Shounen-ai. Bartimaeus x Ptolemy. Lime.

"Listen, it's easy. Just chat him up, dose his drink, and then vacate the area. Problem solved," Jack said, throwing Gwen the bottle of Retcon pills...

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.

AoHP 'verse. The Doctor has a new companion. Harry isn't quite used to new people, and he doesn't want them either!

There should probably be an upper age limit on board games. If you are passed two centuries, you probably shouldn't be allowed to play. FACE family.

QT-1 can only assume that the taint of the Humans' illusion runs so deep that even the presence of the Master Himself cannot fully dislodge it.

Also entitled: Those Boys Are Pyromaniacs, And I Have The Burn Marks To Prove It. No pairings, just crack. T for language

"J.K Rowling. You should know just how brilliant you are." The Doctor goes to get his copy of Deathly Hallows signed.

Every year, Adam sent them each a card on Father's Day. Then one year, there was only one.

Summary: Myfanwy's POV of the events of They Keep Killing Suzie. Characters: Myfanwy with mentions of Jack, Ianto, Tosh, Owen, Gwen and Suzie. Spoilers: Spoilers for Series 1 Episode 8 They Keep Killing Suzie. Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot.

Summary: Myfanwy's POV of the events of Greeks Bearing Gifts. Spoilers: Spoilers for Series 1 Episode 7 Greeks Bearing Gifts. Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot.

England and Sealand share a brotherly moment together.

An outing to America for a quick hockey game turns into an entire afternoon spent with his incorrigible brother, and Matthew is reminded that, for better or for worse, he and Alfred will forever share the indescribable bond of two brothers. ohgodthetitle

COMPLETE Snape tackles his toughest mission yet – babysitting Harry Potter. 100 word Drabbles. De-aging.

Fighting between fantasy and reality is sometimes harder then it seems... When life gets hard is it easier to listen to your head...or your heart? - What would you do if you were... the last?

Because Gabriel was loved, they would not stand by. Short One-Shot.

ONESHOT. DO NOT OWN. COMPLETE. Life in the flying castle was peaceful. That peace was about to be broken. HowlxSophie

Death comes to everyone at some point. Death once came to Jim Kirk and then He came again. And again. And somewhere, along the line, Death and Jim Kirk became friends. First in the "Jim and Death are BFFs" series.

Summary: Myfanwy's POV of the events of Everything Changes. Set in the Nestlings Verse. Spoilers: Spoilers for Series 1 Episode 1 Everything Changes. Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood it belongs to the BBC.

And it's still going! Today is the day America has made for Tony and the alien is going to pick up the guests, one of whom finds this all seems somewhat familiar.

Is there some random mad scientist who was tormented in school as a child genetically engineering evil versions of perfectly good fairy and demon folk hell bent on destroying the world?" "Probably, but that’s not important right now Iggy!" Crap, Amerii.

Summary: Myfanwy's POV of the events of Captain Jack Harkness. Set in the Nestlings Verse. Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood it belongs to the BBC.

Summary: Myfanwy's POV of the time in which Ianto was suspended and his return to the nest. Set in the Nestlings Verse. Spoilers for Series 1 Episode 4 Cyberwoman. Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot.

Arthur knows that he needs an heir.

Summary: Myfanwy's POV of the events of Cyberwoman. Set in the Nestlings Verse. Spoilers for Series 1 Episode 4 Fragments. Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot.

What happened after the movie, my version. Probably AU.

Just a bit of closure for all of you who read the Barty trilogy. Could Ptolemy's last gift have been more than saving Bartimaeus's life? Is this story a little corny? Perhaps. Starring Barty, Kitty and Natty boy

If Snape hadn't transferred his grudges onto a student, and Harry hadn't hated his professor as a result, they wouldn't have been friends or allies, but perhaps there would have been a grudging respect between them. A.U., covers all seven years

Summary: Myfanwy's POV of how she came to be with Torchwood. Set pre-series 1. Set in the Nestlings Verse. Spoilers: Spoilers for Series 2 Episode 12 Fragments. Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot.

Another in this series for the New Year. This time the celebration is something we all can do and probably all need more of. America celebrates by telling Italy, UK, and France before returning home for some quality time with Canada.

It really does take a village to raise a Jim.

When a new president or prime minister comes to office, one of the first things they usually learn about is the existance of their nation's personification. Usually being the key word. Deanon.

Another run in with pesky bandits puts Merlin and Arthur in a sticky situation, and Arthur is left gawking like an idiot at Merlin's escape strategy. No Slash.

Romano, Veneziano, and some good old brotherly bonding time. Rated for Romano's mouth. Implied Germany/Italy and Spain/Romano, but gen fic for the most part.

Continuing this series of one shots. Today America's going to... um... America? Well, it would seem he's dissppeared. Maybe England knows where he is...

It's tradition, he tells himself, and so he grits his teeth and bears it.

The various countries of the world decide to make a map that reflects who they really are. Naturally, things don't go so smoothly.

Yet another in this on going series of one shots. This time America's got to get some help before he can fully participate in the day. And for that help he goes to... France? I suppose, to be kind, I should mention the implied UKxFrance. Have fun!

This is part of the America's random holiday series, but this one spread. This is an international celebration of a past golden age! With fans and paricipents around the world. Alfred isn't the main culprit this time.

...Boy-Who-Lived To Be A Pain In A Certain TimeLords Arse And A Life-Long Ianto Fan. Harry raised by The Doctor, takes revenge and moans, in a three in one oneshot. AoHP 'verse

The second in a continuing random series of one shots. This time America's declared a party, but told nobody what it's for, but insists that's it's really important. What could it be this time? Trust me, it's something only Alfred would celebrate.

Summary: Myfanwy's POV of the events of Adam. Mild Janto. Mild Gwenbashing. Spoilers for Series 2 Episode 5 Adam. Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot.

A color changes. And so does everything else. slash. collection of snippets. canon characters. AU

The first is what could be a long series of random one shots. On this day England comes over to discuss business only to find that America made some odd plans for the day. As if he needed more proof that the kid wasn't right in the head.

Summary: The Fates were not amused by the events of the first four days of Children of Earth, so they have to change things to make time run as close to the way it should have as possible. Janto. Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood, it belongs to the BBC.

America/Canada. Fill I did for the kink meme. Basically, America and Canada watching a scary movie.

Summary: Myfanwy waits for and watches over her nestlings. Characters: Myfanwy with mentions of Jack, Ianto and Gwen. Spoilers: General spoilers, set post series 2 but before Children of Earth. Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot

Rose isn't an ordinary shop girl. She isn't just the doctor's human Companion. She is time. and she knows this in her dreams.

Summary: Myfanwy finds her nestlings. Characters: Myfanwy with mentions of Jack, Ianto, Gwen and Rhys. Spoilers for Series 3 Torchwood: Children of Earth. Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot.

Summary: Myfanwy searches for her nestlings. Characters: Myfanwy with mentions of Jack, Ianto and Gwen. Spoilers: Spoilers for Series 3 Torchwood: Children of Earth Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the pl

Why did Harry Potter nod in greeting to Draco Malfoy when he saw the man on the platform 19 years later? Ron and Hermione were clearly not on such terms with the man. What secret did the two men share from even their own families?

America and Canada chase each other not realizing the song had changed.

Canada doesn't like parties much, but he likes this one.

One-shot. In which America has the idea to become a hero. Includes Child!America and Protective!England, and major amounts of fluff.

America discovers the Awesomest Super Hero. Ever. Crack one-shot

America was surprised that no one could guess what his middle name was. To him, it was so painfully obvious. And yet not one person could figure it out! So it had become a tradition at Meetings for the Nations to guess. But no one ever guessed right.

Harry Potter, as he should have been.

Short oneshot. Hermione tells Malfoy something that shatters his dearest belief.

from the kink meme, but minus the kink. America explains how nations move around. No cats were harmed in the process.

AU. Arthur/Merlin. Merlin has been Arthur’s since day one.

When Arthur opened the door to his manservant's room, he certainly wasn't expecting to find what he did. Only slight spoilers up to episode 4. One-shot

Whether it is meant to be or forced, it is the way I want it. Is it so wrong to just this once get what I want? Maybe it is- but I'm not sure I have a choice. Bartimaeus/Ptolemy. Please, please, please REVIEW!

Learn the truth right here! One-shot fic.

Jack is a constellation of events and motifs.

A Touch of Smith and Jones fic. The Doctor owes Jack an apology. Ninth Doctor's POV. Post "The Doctor Dances" fic.

A one shot about Ianto and Owens unique friends, displayed best through an argument. Set in the first season some time before Captain Jack Harkness

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!

This NEVER HAPPENED. Or, Crowley meets one of those snake guys from Animal Planet.

One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?

"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.

The Doctor’s last words at Bad Wolf Bay. Drabble. Silliness.

Harry gets some surprising news. He was adopted. His father is alive and he has a brother named Severus Snape.

AU New summary! The secrets of Hogwarts! Humor! Founders as friends! Salazar is not evil! Trust me! Group of Founder Era Oneshots. Not in any particular order.

The Sorting Hat Sorts for the first time, and manages to set a dangerous precedent.

The girls have the night off and Jack, Owen and Ianto are called out on a Weevil attack. But by a series of unfortunate events, They are arrested. Just a little bit of fun about the girls coming to get them Oneshot

“…this is old magic, I should have remembered it, I was foolish to overlook it…” Lily's son was in danger. Now only old magic could protect her child... PreHalloween 1981. Oneshot.

Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions

The fact that he had a question wasn't surprising... when didn't Ptolemy have a question? No, it was the question itself that shocked Bartimaeus to his essence filled core: Rekhyt, do djinn feel love? [BartimaeusxPtolemy. For Lessa.]

Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover

Oneshot. What would happen when a Dark!Harry found a list of evil overlord cliches and blunders, and how to avoid them? The rise of the greatest Dark Lord ever. Crack fic!

When Harry died, he wanted to come back as a raven. That's something he'd decided whan he was very young. Dark [Oneshot]

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.

Oneshot: Bartimaeus reflects on Ptolemy. Hmm, that's about it. I had to use Notepad, so italics and such are not present. There is also no boundry between the Author's Note and the story.

Harry’s sanity, or lack thereof, is again discussed in much detail, along with his allegiances, the Houses, Dumbledore, glitter and the Daily Prophet. The day is just getting worse. Sequel to Harry’s Sanity, with about the same amount of plot.

I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.

Oneshot, drabblish. My take on how Ptolemy's form came to be Bartimaeus' preferred form. Written before reading Ptolemy's Gate

An assignment to snow country under Colonel Mustang is bad enough for the damper it puts on the Elrics' search for the Stone, but downed supply lines lead to cut rations, and Ed discovers that he can't take the deprivation as well as he'd like to pretend.

A silly little fic involving shedding feathers, Aziraphale and Crowley, and a change to the Agreement. Fluff, you have been warned. Can be classed as slash, but isn't meant to be. My first GO fic.

What if Harry Potter was abused by his family, and the abuse taken one step too far? Complete

When Markl falls ill he starts to wish for a mother. It is then that he realises that Sophie is the perfect mother. Part 1 of Milk and Honey series.

OOTP: It's the week after the Weasley twins left. You don't really think the staff just sat back and let Umbridge have her merry way do you? See what they really got up to... Complete. R&R!

"Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." (Harry and Draco friendship fic -- not slash)