You may call us Lovers of Bidam. We are lovers of Bidam. Obviously.

We hate Useless King.

We love Pyeha Guy. And Goody-Two Shoes's Rock, Glorious Eyebrow's earring, and (obviously) Bidam's Glorious Fan.

We adore Pretty Douchecanoe's Hwarang color; he didn't deserve such pretty color. Ugly Douchecanoe was ugly and a Star Member of the Conservative Club even after his death.

Mustard is a Dragon Flower Guard at heart.

Glorious Mane's mane is glorious. Until after the second time skip when it disappears.

Reformed Idiot Spy was reformed and joined the Liberal Club before he died. Yay him.

Military Asshole was an asshole. Asshole Junior was an even bigger asshole.

Squinty had a involuntary squinty eye and his Hwarang color was ugly and faded. So sad.

The Brotherhood was a Brotherhood until they broke up after the second time skip skip because some of them were douches.

The Liberal Club:

President: Main Character Girl/Queen [obviously]

Vice-President: Bidam [gloriously obviously]

Secretary: Archie [obviously]

Treasurer: Whiny Princess [even though she was dead for more than half the show]

Members: Glorious Mane, Glorious Eyebrows, Willow, Immortal Man, Murderous Bitch, Idiot Son, Idiot Husband, Idiot/Annoying Brother, Mustard, Squinty, Military Asshole, Asshole Junior, Pastel Duo, Goody-Two Shoes, Pyeha Guy, lots of other people.

The Conservative Club:

President: Horrible Jerk Adoptive Father

Vice President: Ugly Douchecanoe

Secretary: Blind Follower

Treasurer: No one. Not enough members.

Members: Lavender, Chinese Envoy Guy, Horse Guy, Hwarang Mastaaaaaa [so disappointed in you].

The Brotherhood:

Members: Archie, Mustard, Goody-Two Shoes, Tubby, Doctor Guy, Squinty, Thief Guy, Coward, Two Unnamed Idiots, Chief, Hothothot.

We love Bidam [LOVE]