![]() Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Big Time Rush, Warriors, I Am Number Four, and X-Men: The Movie. ¸.•*´)¸.•*´*•.¸(*•.¸ ¸.•* ´)¸. • ღღღ Put ღღღ ¤ø„¸¨"°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°" ¨¸„ø¤º°"¨ B J C K L Favorite Quotes: "I believe in the doodoos in my pants." Logan(Big Time Rush) "Hold my loofah." Kendall(Big Time Rush) "Will you just let me have fun on my desert island? It's MINE!" Carlos(Big Time Rush) "Of course he loves you! I mean, who wouldn't love you w-with your hair a-and your hands...and that rat-dog-thing?" Carlos(Big Time Rush) "I'm a hockey player!" Carlos(Big Time Rush) "How could she pick Kendall over me?!" James(Big Time Rush) "What about the second grade when she broke my arm playing marbles? Or the third grade when she gave me the only paper-cut in history that required surgery? Or eighth grade...lab partners!" James(Big Time Rush) "Another fruit water for my fruit cup." Carlos(Big Time Rush) "You want me to let the monkeys mansion-sit?!" Gustavo(Big Time Rush) "You're monkey-dogs!" Gustavo(Big Time Rush) "Ooo! Venus!" Logan(Big Time Rush) "Maybe girls will like space matadores on a star-mobile holding stuffy-puppies." Carlos(Big Time Rush) "But isn't dawn really early?" James(Big Time Rush) "I don't have any spit left." Logan(Big Time Rush) "I can't hurt you. You're my friend." James(Big Time Rush) "I missed your home-cooking!" Carlos(Big Time Rush) "They should know us! We're Big Time Rush! We autographed a pig!" James(Big Time Rush) "Ha. I'm smarter than you." Carlos(Big Time Rush) "Pink one's mine." Kendall(Big Time Rush) "If you drink cold milk on a hot day, you DIE!" Logan(Big Time Rush) "He snores all night, scares sunblock-girl away, and OATMEAL FACE?! Which is actually good for my complection." James(Big Time Rush) "Everybody chill it out. And hop aboard the Logan-train to Mellow-ville. BLEEP!" Logan(Big Time Rush) "No. I'd rather find a better job that doesn't involve work." James(Big Time Rush) "It's basic fartology." Logan(Big TimeRush) "Can I get you a latte or a yacht?" Gustavo(Big Time Rush) "Girls...so many girls...and the...ouchies." Logan(Big Time Rush) "You spilled my chocolate milk!" James(Big Time Rush) "You're not allowed to talk to her until I'm pretty again." James(Big Time Rush) "Bitters just ripped one." Carlos(Big Time Rush) "Is that bacon-n-cheese?" Carlos(Big Time Rush) "Yesterday, we were a hockey team in Minnestoa; today, we're a band in LA. Anything it possible." Kendall(Big Time Rush) "I was lonely!" Carlos(Big Time Rush) "That's my meatloaf!" Logan(Big Time Rush) "How am I supposed to get my beauty-sleep?!" James(Big Time Rush) "Oh, boo-hoo! A hot girl's chasing you? I'm just a head!" Logan(Big Time Rush) "Hey! You can't use rightie!" Logan(Big Time Rush) "Woah! Woah, no, no! What is this? How could you? You, girl, supposed to kiss me, boy!" Kendall(Big Time Rush) "Okay, I'm gonna go in there and tell the girl that we've been friends with since pre-K that you guys don't wanna help her, and that she has to go back...to Minnestoa." Carlos(Big Time Rush) "If that girl you hired breaks sweet Carlos' heart, I'm gonna break every single one of your music awards." Kelly(Big Time Rush) "We should team-moon Gustavo and the ghost?" James(Big Time Rush) "We're gonna trap a ghost with vacuum cleaners." Logan(Big Time Rush) "ECTO-NET!" Carlos(Big Time Rush) "You're alone. No one's gonna see your hair." Logan(Big Time Rush) "Snowmobile!" Carlos(Big Time Rush) "And what--you don't like fountains?" James(Big Time Rush) "Ouchies..." Logan(Big Time Rush) "Enter my domain, boys." James(Big Time Rush) "Who knew such a simple picture could bring you so close to death." Camille(Big Time Rush) "I get nauseous just drinking water!" James(Big Time Rush) "We're teen-agers. If we don't party, we could die!" James(Big Time Rush) "I was wondering if you could be my guest-friend-person-thing?" Kendall(Big Time Rush) "I LIKE LIVING!" James(Big Time Rush) "...131, 132; yep, they're all here." Carlos(Big Time Rush) "Is bad stuff over?" Carlos(Big Time Rush) "That always happens when I make toast!" Jenny Tinkler(Big Time Rush) "Please kill us gently!" Logan, Gustavo, and Kelly(Big Time Rush) "Bleep, blap, bloop!" Logan(Big Time Rush) "Does he know he looks like a yam?" Logan(Big Time Rush) "Oh, no, I told him not to buy those clams from that guy on the freeway!" Carlos(Big Time Rush) "Carlos! Little help here!" Kendall(Big Time Rush) "...or they move to Canada to live among the moose!" Gustavo(Big Time Rush) "So we just have to find a band who's looking for a horrible singer who may hav been sent from Voltraz to destroy the earth." Logan(Big Time Rush) "And now we have connecting rooms!" Jenny Tinkler(Big Time Rush) "They're gonna ask what happened to me. Ha!" James(Big Time Rush) "I'm three feet taller than you!" James(Big Time Rush) "Oooo, Kendall's good at math!" Kelly(Big Time Rush) "Why me? Your lips weren't exactly innocent bystanders." James(Big Time Rush) "Oh, you know I'm not that clever." James(Big Time Rush) "Ooo! Mrs. Knight, can we borrow your make-up and nail polish?" James(Big Time Rush) "We did it! We did it! We did it! We did it!" James and Logan(Big Time Rush) "What did you do?!" Logan(Big Time Rush) "I CAN FIX IT!!!!!!!!" Logan(Big Time Rush) "I found a place we can rent for 24 dollars! Now, where is L.A.'s murder district?" - Logan(Big Time Rush) You Know Your from Hermiston when... "... you go to Wal-Mart and see that there's only 3 cashiers available and there are huge lines trailing back to the freezer section." "...your back yard is full of tumbleweeds." "...you know where every store is and can find it without the street names." "...your teachers are former classmates of your parents or worse, they are former teachers of your parents!" "...the cool place to hang out is Wal-Mart." "...you get several goatheads stuck on your shoes when you walk outside." "...all you eat in the summer is watermelon!" "...you go to Wal-Mart and see at least one person you know there." "...the biggest thing that comes to town is the Umatilla County Fair." "...somebody runs back into a burning building to get their guns." "...your favorite foods are pizza and watermelon." "...you are "punk" but still a member of the FFA." "...rat stomping is the normal thing to do on friday nights." "... nobody for ten miles or more has heard of nutella." "...about 80% of the guy's vehicles at HHS are trucks " "...someone asks you where you're from and you tell them and they say, "Where the hell is that??"" "...the land surrounding Hermiston is brown, not green." "...you've been to a taco wagon and know where the good ones are located." "...you know un poquito de español." "...you know at least one person who works at Wal-Mart." "...Republicans outnumber Democrats, by a lot." "...you know at least one person who attends either BMCC or OSU." "...you see 13 car dealerships but no one is ever there buying a car." "...you see kids walking to 7-11 for lunch because that's much better than the school food." "...your Taco Time parking lot is actually a car dealer lot." "...When you move away but seem to always move back...its a curse." "...When you walk into a store and everyones like how is your family...or asks if your so and so's kid and tells you a story about your parents." "...At least one of your parents, several aunts and uncles and at least 1 grandparent graduated from HHS just as you did." Fandom Survey : Big Time rush (duh) Favorite character:Logan or Camille YOUR REAL NAME: Taylor YOUR GANGASTA NAME( first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Tayizzle YOUR DECTITIVE NAME( fave color and fave animal): Green Wolf YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME( Middle name and current street name): Sherrise Joseph YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Katshacy YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: ( 2nd fave color and fave drink): Blue Pepsi YOUR ARAB NAME: ( 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's name, 1st letter of your sibling's name, last letter of your mom's middle name): Atrince YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM NAME( your mom's middle name): Anne YOUR GOTH NAME( black and the name of one of your pets): Black Lucky Haha Funny!!!: Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left. Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination. I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station… The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. You can’t be late until you show up. Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it. A clever man commits no minor blunders. How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say. Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other. Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven’t sent one out. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay..so if you keep reading, you’ll go broke. Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby. It’s good to be clever, but not to show it. God is clever, but not dishonest. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. Every rule has an exception. Especially this one. To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it. There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full He has a face like a Saint – A Saint Bernard. If you can’t convince them, confuse them. For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots. Perspective is in the eye of the beholder. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Never eat with your mouth full. Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is. Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool. Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead. Sometimes people need what only friends can provide — Absence. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over the strings are attached. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence. (A life sentence!) Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness otherwise it’s hard to tell if someone is inconspicuous. Be alert – the world needs more lerts. Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit. Friends don’t let friends drive naked. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry. With computers, every morning is the dawn of a new error. To err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer. If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you are in deep water. Free advice is worth what you paid for it. Anywhere is walking distance, if you’ve got the time. Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them. Always remember, three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population. The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine. Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life. An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' You can't have everything...where would you put it? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one. Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. It a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? A day without sunshine is like, well, night. It's funny how most activists are pacifists. When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet? Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy. Silence is golden but duck tape is silver, I guess I can settle for second place. I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink. Anonymous I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in? Shall I not have intelligence with the earth? Am I not partly leaves and vegetable mould myself. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha! I found a great way to attract money... work! Death is a once in a lifetime experience. Man has his will, but woman has her way. If life is a bowl of cherries, why am I stuck with the pits? Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad cheque. Finally things will start clicking…your elbow, knees and back! Where there are no swamps there are no frogs. Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have before you fully understand the situation. To err is human; to admit it, superhuman. I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom. |
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