Momoloveslife
 Author has written 1 story for Hunger Games. Hello this is Momo. (:) yum. Age: 14 Birthday: 7/6 Token: My dad's laptop Bloodbath?: What?? Heck no Romance: Um... Allies: My friends Mentor: My teacher Reaped?: Waaaaaaaaaa Yes good bye cruel world. Appearance: Black hair, Brown eyes, and light brown skin Personality: (Written by friends), crazy and unusual (lacrossefreak100), strange, interesting annoying. (Pokela), quiet, but energetic and crazy (BowsAndArrows435), #1 freakazoid i know!!, (LIVELAUGHLOVE) unique, interesting, talkative (SMILEYFACE:)34) Stratgy in arena: Write really good Death: What I will not die *Gunshot* Holy.. Reaping outfit: Shirt, pants, my red gap sweatshirt and my Winter hawks hat Interview outfit: Red dress that has painted birds flying and when I spin the birds start flying around me. Interview angle: Childish District: 11 Favorite character: Rue Team Gale or Peeta?: Peeta The Hunger Games pledge: I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me. I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry. If my little sister pets a goat I promise to think of Prim. And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I’ll think of him. When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time. And I’ll always think of Peeta When my birthday cake’s sublime. The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair. I’ll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care. I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but stupid And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once. Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games. I’ll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names. I’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind. I promise to remember the Hunger Games Catching Fire, and Mockingjay too. A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here The black man turned around and stood up. No more school Ya I friggen cried to this poem. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school Also about six years ago in Indiana Carmen winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school,trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill.when she didn't submerge,the police were called.They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body,with her neck broken from hitting the ladder,then the concrete at the bottom.The girls told everyone she fell.They believed them. FACT:About two months later,16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't re-post it.when he went to take a shower,he heard laughter,started freaking out,and he ran to his computer to re-post it.He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep,but five hours later,his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone.A few hours later,the police found him in the sewer,with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even google her name-you'll find this to be true. If you don't re-post this saying "they hurt her" then Carmen will get you,either from a sewer,the toilet,the shower,or when you go to sleep,you'll wake up in the sewer,in the dark,then Carmen will come and kill you. They hurt her... Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No. Girl:Do you like me? Boy: No. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose-me or your life? Boy: my life. The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after and says.. The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH your wish has just been received.Copy and paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. 101 Things not to do at Hogwarts. 1. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. 2. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz” when being sent to the Headmaster’s office. 3. I will not play poker or bridge with Professor Trelawney’s tarot deck. 4. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms.” 5. I will not draw mustaches, glasses, scars, devil horns, or other paraphernalia on the paintings in Hogwarts while the subjects are sleeping. They do not find it amusing. 6. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 7. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit. 8. I will not change gravity on the Hogwarts grounds. My fellow students do not need to develop extra muscles and jumping into an orbit is not funny. 9. I am not the Wicked Witch of the West. 10. I will not ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss. 11. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order “to see what happens.” 12. I will not walk up to a Hufflepuff and ask if he/she is going to huff and puff and blow my house down. 13. I will not accept anything edible from a Weasley. 14. Hogwarts is not in the flight path of any Muggle airport, and Muggle airplanes cannot crash into Hogwarts. That being the case, there is no need to have first years standing on the spires of Hogwarts waving torches screaming "Go away, go away!!" 15. I will not ask for advice from Peeves on how to wreak havoc. 16. Making rumors about Harry and Draco's secret love life is not funny and it will stop soon. 17. I will not suggest to Fred and George that they invent and sell Anti-Anti-Cheating Charm quills. 18. I will not tell first years that the best way to study is to stay up all night balancing your textbook on your head, as gravity will cause the information to sink through the skull and into the brain. 19. I will not point to Harry Potter’s scar and ask if his Voldy senses are tingling. 20. I will not organize a Junior Death Eaters Training Camp at Hogwarts. I will not hand out medals for "Hexing Harry Potter,” "Endangering a teacher’s life by jinxing,” or “Throwing a person from the Astronomy Tower.” I will not send the latter to Professor Snape and make him an honorary member. 21. I will not add "according to the prophecy" at the end of all my sentences to raise my Divination grade. 22. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force.” 23. I will not push Professor Flitwick from his stack of books claiming I need them for my studies. 24. I will not spike my best friend’s pumpkin juice and tell him to go hit on Professor McGonagall. 25. When asked a question by a teacher I will not inform them that the answer is protected by a Fidelius Charm and I am not the Secret Keeper. 26. I will not hiss at Harry Potter instead of talking. 27. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class. 28. I will not organize a witch burning, even if I have been assigned to do a presentation on Muggle history in my Muggle Studies class. 29. I will not tell Oliver Wood that Quidditch as been permanently canceled. 30. I will not bewitch Percy Weasley's prefect badges to yell "I'm in love with myself!" every time it senses movement. 31. The Easter Bunny is not Jesus’ Animagus form. 32. I will not sign up the Great Lake at Hogwarts for the Summer Olympics swimming competitions. 33. I will not convince first years that the new password to Gryffindor Tower is "Petrificus Totalus" and must be recited with their wands pointed at themselves. 34. I will not give a "Chosen by whom, actually?" shirt to Harry Potter for Christmas. 35. I will not refer to Aragog as “Charlotte.” 36. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins. 37. I will not jump up and yell "VOLDERMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a D.A. meeting. 38. If Death Eaters attack Hogsmeade, I will not point at the Dark Mark and shout “To the Batmobile, Robin!” 39. I will not tell everyone that Draco Malfoy started the Hug A Muggle Campaign. 40. I will not use magic to change test questions into those I can answer. 41. I will not tell Ronald Weasley that his sister was caught snogging any of the following: 1) Draco Malfoy, 2) Any other Slytherin, 3) Michael Corner, 4) Any other Ravenclaw, 5) Zacharias Smith, 6) Any other Hufflepuff, 7) Neville Longbottom, 8) Any other Gryffindor. 42. Asking Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger "When's the wedding?" is only funny a few times. 43. I will not lock the Gryffindors and Slytherins in a room and take bets on who will come out alive. 44. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is. 45. I will not dress in long black capes with hoods. Draco Malfoy tried this and almost peed his pants. I must learn from his experience. 46. I will not tell Professor Binns that he is dead and a) needs to move on, or b) get a life. 47. I will not change the speed of light to 30 mph and enjoy watching my fellow students and the teachers find out about the miracles of relativity. 48. I will not start a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, as it is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept. 49. I will not hand out shirts that say “Potter 6, Voldemort 0.” 50. Astronomy class will not cause me to be abducted by aliens. 51. I will not convince the first years that "Death Eaters" is the name for a cookery club specialized in experimental dishes. 52. I will not start a howler chain-letter saying "Your life will be cursed for seven years if you don’t send this to 10 fellow students within 15 minutes." 53. I will not melt if water is poured over me. 54. I will not bewitch my cauldron to change the freezing-point of water. I will not ask Professor Snape why my potion is freezing while the cauldron is heated. Nor will I point out that I doubted from the beginning that he would be able to sort that out for me. 55. I will not tell the first years on the Hogwarts Express that they have free choice of house if they swim over the lake. 56. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda. 57. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be. 58. Sneaking slugs into Ron Weasley's food is not funny. 59. I will not tell Professor Snape that we the student body have been discussing his role in unfortunate events involving the late headmaster and have deemed him a miserable and pathetic excuse of a human being. 60. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it. 61. I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do in front of people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover. 62. I will not hang up a sign saying "Reserved for Draco Malfoy" at the girls’ bathroom door. 63. I am not allowed to ask pureblood students things like, “If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?” 64. I will not tell Dobby that Harry Potter's one greatest desire is for a pit bull named Ripper. 65. I will not tell Professor McGonagall about the great Muggle enhancer out there called botox. 66. "42" is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.s. 67. I will not set Ravenclaws on the task of calculating the exact value of pi. 68. Getting the Sorting Hat drunk only makes his song funny the first time. 69. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists. 70. I will not ask Professor Flitwick how Santa Claus is doing. 71. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” and walking away is only funny the first time. 72. I will not ink my owl's feet, have it walk across parchment, and sell the results as cheat sheets for Ancient Runes, even though Crabbe and Goyle keep falling for it. 73. I will not change the speed of sound so that communication by owl is quicker than talking to each other. 74. I will not point out to Professor Sinistra that Astrology needs to be rewritten as Pluto is no longer a planet. 75. I will not encourage bungee jumping from the Astronomy Tower, nor do it myself, as it is disrespectful of Professor Dumbledore’s memory. 76. I will not tell Gryffindor first years that sneaking into the Slytherin dormitory is a rite of passage to truly become a Gryffindor. 77. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense. 78. I will not tell Professor Snape he needs to go to his "Happy Place." 79. If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-De-Dee: The Voldemort Musical," I will do so under a nom-de-plume. 80. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that my teacup says she's lying. 81. I will not imitate Steve Irwin while in Care of Magical Creatures class, even if I have the best fake Australian accent. 82. I will not enchant the telescopes on the Astronomy Tower to display non-existent constellations during O.W.L. exams. 83. My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf." 84. Underwater broom riding does not distinguish the master from the layman. It is not required to become member of any Quidditch team. 85. I will not use Legilimency to get the right answers from my teachers. 86. I will not use Legilimency to get what my fellow students think are the right answers. 87. I will not psycho-analyze Professor Trelawney, as it clouds her Inner Eye. 88. "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. 89. I will not put a paper sign on Firenze's back saying "Pony Rides: 3 Sickles.” 90. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology." 91. Neil Gaiman is not spying on us. 92. I will not point out to the house-elves how much sushi could be made of the giant squid. 93. I will not suggest that we read coffee beans in Divination instead of tea leaves for a bit of a change. 94. I will not tell the teachers that they cannot assign homework, as we do not actually go home during the school year to do it. 95. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date for the Yule Ball. 96. I will not make fun of Hufflepuffs because their house colors make them look like bees. 97. I will not use silencing charms on my Prefects. 98. I will not to conjure the words "DRINK ME" onto the vial of any potion in Professor Snape's classroom. 99. I will not add a spoonful of sugar to each potion I make. Mary Poppins was not a brewer of potions. 100. Stealing first-years' clothing and then tossing it into and around the Whomping Willow is highly frowned upon. 101. I will not tell Harry Potter that he is fictional and that everything he has worked for is nothing more than a couple of best selling novels and loads of bad fanfiction If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire michellethebookworm Cloudy-TheNightMareQueen Draco-Hermy She'sALady-SoTreatHerLikeOne/Kyle Momoloveslife/ Ab With the Rain, Comes the Flowers He was my hero and she was my reason to smile. Now they're both gone, but in different ways. He was now in District two, she was now wherever death brings one. I still don't know where that is. But I hope that it's somewhere warm and bright. She was always a cheerful person, she needed somewhere bright and pretty. My mom always said that tears are good for cleansing the soul. But my brother always said that tears were for babies, like little Posy. Posy wasn't a baby anymore. She's still the baby of the family, but she's a woman now, twenty years old, and drop dead gorgeous. Gale wasn't here anymore, he was in District two. So it was up to me to keep the horny guys away from our sister. I wasn't sure if I was living up to my brother's standards though. She was currently dating Rudolph Harply from the merchant section of town. At least she had good taste. Maybe Gale would actually come home if Posy got married. He hadn't been back here in years and I missed him. Vick had gone to visit Gale last year and said that Gale was doing well. But Gale wasn't married, or even seeing anyone. Vick said that he was married to his house, that he had only two types of plants at his house, and both were thriving well. It was raining here in twelve, springtime was always dreary and depressing. Mom always said that the rain brought flowers, it brought baby animals and roots and blooms. Prim always loved this time of year the most. She would fawn over the baby deer in the woods and stop to smell the roses. Prim had always made me smile, even when I was in the worst of moods. She knew just what to say to make my lips turn up at the corner. I missed her every minute, but I wasn't the only one who wished that she was still alive. Prim's death had brought upon the destruction of Gale and Katniss's friendship, it had ruined Katniss's life, it made Mrs. Everdeen sink into her work. One life had changed dozens of others. Mine was just one among others. I walked to the meadow, there was no one there, except ghosts of people past. I ignored the rain drops that fell on my bare arms as I strolled the grassy area. I had the sudden urge to skip and dance in the rain. I threw back my head and opened my mouth, catching the raindrops, but missing many more. I was a grown man, and I was acting like a child. Mom would be proud, Gale would be embarrassed, Vick would be disgusted. But Prim, dear Prim, she would be dancing and singing with me. The rain stopped without warning and I looked to see a double rainbow smiling at me in the sky. The meadow was filled with flowers, and right by my feet was the one that always made me stop. A Primrose. With the rain, comes the flowers. And not just any flower, but Primroses. A promise of a bright future. misticalcookie Is this the real life? Am I dead? Is this just fantasy? Did those mutt's kill me? Caught in a landslide All I feel is pain No escape from reality I just want to die already Open your eyes Everything is black Look up to the skies and see I don't know what to do I'm just a poor boy (Poor boy) Was volunteering a good idea? I need no sympathy I killed kids for Fame and Glory Because I'm easy come, easy go It's so simple Little high, little low She needs to kill me Any way the wind blows The pain needs to leave Doesn't really matter to me, to me I just want to die now! Mama just killed a man My mom was a victor Put a gun against his head She fought just like me Pulled my trigger, now he's dead And she won Mama, life has just begun I'm just eighteen But now I've gone and thrown it all away And I've just let myself get killed Mama, ooh I've failed you mom Didn't mean to make you cry My pain and suffering will destroy you If I'm not back again this time tomorrow I won't win Mom Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters Don't worry about me anymore Too late, my time has come Katniss sent her arrow flying Sends shivers down my spine And it pierced my neck Body's aching all the time My whole worlds pain Goodbye, everybody I'm slipping away I've got to go I will go someplace better Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth Death is just another adventure Mama, oooooooh (Anyway the wind blows) I'm scared Mom I don't want to die I don't want this to happen to me Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all But I still will, die Kill girl Take bag Run District Twos fast But I am faster It's raining hard Very hard Hard to see Movement Movement out of the corner of my eye I see him The boy Cato He wants to fight me He wants to kill me He can try He comes at me Sword on Sword Slash here Slash there Stab Block I tire him He tires me But I don't let it show He cuts my arm Pain Red Blood His swords hilt Hits my head I fall I fall into the mud His sword Oh his woeful sword Enters my abdomen Pain Painful pain He leaves He leaves me to die I see red Red waves As the rain pelts my face The red The flowing red waves Its hair Red hair The girl The red haired girl Could save me Or end me Her voice Her sweet beautiful voice It comforts me In my final seconds She whispers Don't worry Ill end your pain She slips off her bag Her small green bag And takes out a knife Oh sweet woeful knife She takes out a pill A small little pill And puts it in my mouth My vision goes fuzzy As it touches my tongue It's so fuzzy To hard to see My body is numb Numb No feeling She brings the knife To my throat and slash There she goes Her swift blade Across my throat Blood pours As tears Fill her eyes Why am I so surprised? I'm grateful For this beautiful girl She had ended my pain But She had ended me In the pouring rain This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on!! SUPPORT THE BUNNY! ( )( ) / Put this on your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this in your profile On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD I promise to remember Percy Remember me as I die, of all the stuff you love me for. I may hurt now but sing me a song, as my mockingjay wings slowely curl around my soft pail body. As the light fades quickly. I ask you one thing. Sing, sing the song of a meadow far away, sing a song of daises guarding me sing of my freedom, my eyes close. All I know is that Katniss you where my best friend. -Rue The Script taught me how to move on. Greenday taught me that government's gonna fail someday. Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through Travis taught me to be generous Taylor Swift taught me not every girl is going to treat me right 30 Seconds to Mars taught me to speak whats on my mind Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me Music taught me to live l、 A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle... -In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile. Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other- Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute. YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. TOTAL:14 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Total:16 You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson and the Olympians When... There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. (I made an annabeth on sims :P) Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt. (I do this to see if they do have and I ask them where they got it :P) You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events. You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies . You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: -Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... -Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. -Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. -Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. -Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time! You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. (in my mind a lot) You give all your siblings god parents You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen. (NO THALEO FOREVER) You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" (YUP) When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters. You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod. (Will soon) You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth You curse out the gods when something bad happens. You watch the show and read the book every chance you get. You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York. You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him. You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days. You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy. Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades. You’re in a running/swimming race, and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares) You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (Lol, I’m so dumb when it comes to technology. I thought my iPod was broken when in fact it was out of battery.) When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" You cried when you finished TLO. You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth. Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page. You're in love with a fictional character. You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO. You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series. You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood. If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff. You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room. You know PJO better then most sane people. You have links to every great PJO site. You add things to the list every day. You know what you would do if you were Percy. You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work. For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood. Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'. You are trying to learn Greek. (I KNOW THE ALPHABET!) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek. You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about Greek mythology You call up the Camp Half Blood number. You want to learn Latin. About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over. You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have. You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO. Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree. A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed. You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You own every single book. You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list. You call yourself a demigod. You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. You've called someone you know a satyr. You name your pet fish Clovis You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends). You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes. When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT. You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name. You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth". You try to talk to horses. You try to summon the dead You try to summon lightning. You try to breathe underwater. You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement. You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them. You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things. YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!! Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite. OMG THIS WAS SO FRICKING SCARY! IT ACTUALLY WORKED! YOU HAVE TO TRY IT! Aziandemigod16 WHAT AM I? PREP You own a cell phone. GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. PUNK You can skateboard GEEK You love the computer. EMO You cut yourself over depression GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. Total : 4 HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. I am... Prep! Three robbers had just escaped from jail and the police were after them so they hid in a barn. One hid behind the cows, one behind the ckickens, and one behind a sack of potatoes. There were three girls stuck on an island. There was a redhead, a blonde, and a brunette. One day they decided to try to swim to shore. Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)? Annabeth or Rachel? Thalia or Luke? Riptide or Backbiter? Wisdom or the Sea? True or False (opinion based) Percabeth? Prachel? I have read one of the books in less than 4 hours. I wish that when Annabeth kissed Percy that they weren't about to die and he would've kissed her back. I have written fanfiction for this series. COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK BLONDES ARE SMART:(even though I'm black-haired) The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him 5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde 50. The blonde put the 50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him a 5. 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23)WHEN the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!" f your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer if you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (Makes me feel like a demigod!) Asked someone to marry you? innocent 1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? yes 27. Do you like to wear band-aids? no When I look at you I see the short kid I have grown to love, you may annoy me but that's it. When I look at you, I see a kid that stole my heart away without me knowing it. I may say I have liked other guys, but you. It's different. I can't say I like you easily, boy when I look into your eyes I can't help smiling. We are friends now but I know I may never be able to tell you. As I wait to see you again, I wonder you have hurt me without me knowing, and I am torn. But only my friends know your Identity . I just want to scream to the world that I ... If you have ever fallen for a guy and you still like him write your name here: Momoloveslife6th-7th If you hate child abusing, copy this into your profile: My name is Sarah If your life were a movie, what would the soundtrack be? So, here's how it works: Opening Credits: Mad world Waking Up: Run this town(Jay Z) First day at school: What hurts the most(Rascal Flatts) Making new best friend: Bless the Broken road(Rascal Flatts) Falling in love: Whenever,Whatever(Shakira) Breaking up: Finders Keepers(Take off your colours) Prom: Buttercup(Blessed) Graduation: Numb(The Airborne toxic) Life's okay: Fall away(The Fray) Death of a close friend: Only Girl in the world(Rihanna) Mental Breakdown: We belong together(LaBamba) Driving: Beautiful(Christine Aguilera) Flashback: Flake(Jack Johnson) Getting back together: America Town(Five for fighting) Birth of a child: Please take me home(Blink-182) Wedding scene: Cups(Anna Hendricks) Car accident: I Like it(Dixie chicks) Final Battle: Ghost Story(Sting) Death scene: First Dance(Never Shout Never) Funeral Song: Crazy People(Wreckers) End Credits: Beautiful Soul(Jesse McCartney) Deleted Scenes: If your going through Hell(Rodney Atkins) When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you? PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already 1. Zeus 2. Hera 3. Poseidon 4. Demeter 5. Hades 6. Aphrodite 7. Apollo 8. Artemis 9. Hephaestus 10. Hermes 11. Athena 12. Hestia 1. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Demeter... Uh, not really...I'm a girl 2. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Hestia got Artemis pregnant? Two female eternal virgins? Not possible, but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 3. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Hera and Aphrodite? YES! 4. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Hades and Hephaestus or Hades and Hermes... I think Hades and Hermes 6. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Posiden and Hermes use there power for evil what will happen... IDK 7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? No... 8. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Artemis... Hm... Maybe The Ghost Of You, for Zoe Nightshade 9. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Hades... um sometime ago 10. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6? Aphrodite!!!!!!!!!!!! 11. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).” Zeus and Apollo (Well, they are both bi) are in a happy relationship until Hephaestus runs off with Demeter. Zeus, brokenhearted has a hot one night stand with Athena (his eternal virgin daughter?) and a brief unhappy affair with Hestia (another eternal virgin) then follows the wise advice of Hades and finds true love with Poseidon. Wrong on so many levels. 12. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happpens? Demeter invites Poseidon and Artemis over to dinner at her house. Poseidon gets Demeter pregnant with immortal horses again! 13. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens? Hephaestus tries to get Hades to go to a yoga class... bad bad things... 14. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in... Their reaction? Hera and Apollo are making out (geez Apollo, really?) Hermes walks in and LAUGHS at them! 15. 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late? Zeus is late for Hera HIS WIFE and Hermes HIS SON's wedding... HE YELLS AT HERA! 16. 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7? Demeter jumps me? Apollo makes a horrible poem and saves me. 17. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening? Zeus... I don't even want to know! 18. 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it? Apollo kidnaps Hera and demands something from Hades for her release... uh, I'm not sure... 19. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why? Hermes challenges Demeter? Do I want to know? 20. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens? They are angry at Poseidon for causing the earthquake in Japan! 21. Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react? Everyone is invited to Hera and Hermes' wedding except Artemis... She is VERY angry! 22. 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go? Hermes is a great story teller! 23. 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens? Hades and Hephaestus. I take advantage of Hades being drunk and ask him if I can marry Nico! 24. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save him/herself or 1? Aphrodite and Zeus... THEY ARE IMMORTAL! They can't be in mortal danger! 25. 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens? Demeter, Aphrodite, and Apollo are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Artemis walks in. She yells at her brother 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction? Zeus writes a story where Aphrodite and Hermes are going out (didn't those two have a kid?) Hera doesn't care.. 27. (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) play Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), after some prodding from (3), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), that (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship. Hades, Demeter, Apollo, Zeus, and Poseidon play truth or dare. Hades asks Apollo and Apollo says truth. Hades asks Apollo who he loves, and Apollo, after some prodding from Poseidon confessed his true love with Demeter. Demeter does not share the feeling and in fact is in a secret relationship with Poseidon . Apollo is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Zeus (his daddy!) while Poseidon and Demeter run into the sunset together. However, Hades is secretly in love with Zeus (Wait what?), and become so jealous of Apollo, who, after the comfort from Zeus becomes in a relationship with Zeus (I worry about them sometimes), that Hades decides to murder Apollo (God of death!), but is stopped just in time by the police officer Hermes (Oh the irony!) and is sent to prison, allowing Zeus and Apollo to continued their relationship. 28) 9 murders 2's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does 2 do to get back? They are immortal... But I think it would be Hestia, 'cuz Hera and Hestia are sisters! Hera gets insane cows to go after Hephestus :P 29) 8 and 3 go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? They're gods! They make it appear! 30) 5 is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does 9 do? Hades is in a car accident. Hephestus doesn't do anything, because he's still upset I said Hades and Hermes would make a good couple :P 31) Why is 6 afraid of 7? Aphrodite is afraid of Apollo because he may just be hotter than her 32) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens? Hades is trapped in a cave. Hermes yells at him because they are gods who can transport themselves! But Hades and Hermes are dating, so it's okay 33) The quiz is over. By the way, how did 2 and 7 end up? Hera realized she is married, and ended it with her stepson :P 1. Thalia 2. Percy 3. Annabeth 4. Nico 5. Apollo 6. Jason 7. Achlys(a person of mind) 8. Leo 9. Piper 10. Connor 11. Travis 12. Katie 1. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? NICO IS SUPER HOT! Sorry but he is 2. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Wouldn't it be the other way around? Also Katie is Travis's 3. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Oh HADES no!!!!!! 4. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Apollo and Piper. 6. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Annabeth and Connor Eniemes Or Secret Love 7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? No... 8. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I'll answer this later... 9. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? recently 10. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6? Thalia!!!!!! 11. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).” Thalia and Achlys are in a relationship (What? NO!) until Piper runs off with Nico (I WILL KILL YOU PIPER!!) Thalia, broken-hearted has a hot one night stand with Travis and a brief unhappy affair with Katie then follows the wise advice of Apollo and finds true love with Annabeth (They are best friends...)Ahhhh it burns 12. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happpens? Nico invites Annabeth and Leo to dinner. I call, half-way through dinner in tears, wondering why I'M not invited! 13. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens? Piper tries to get Apollo to go to a yoga class. Um... 14. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in... Their reaction? Percy and Achlys are making out (Achlys has a boyfriend!!!!!) Connor walks in. He runs screaming... To Achlys Boy friend 15. 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late? Thalia is late for Percy and Connor's wedding... Maybe after seeing Achlys and Percy making out, he lost some brain cells and fell in love with Percy? Well, Percy is sad Thalia is late, but it was because she was helping me make the Aphrodite girls get over Justin Bieber(Hannah don't kill me) 16. 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7? Why is my Nico jumping me?Achlys will whip his butt 17. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening? Thalia just burned down a kitchen... 18. 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it? Achlys kidnaps Percy and demands something from Apollo... She wants... To drive Apollo's sun chariot 19. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why? Connor challenges my Nico... To try (and fail) to prove that he is awesomer than my Nico. 20. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens? Annabeth stabs them all! 21. Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react? So, still going on with Percy and Connor huh? Leo burns down the wedding 22. 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go? Once upon a time I ate Travis's foot the end...Um 23. 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens? Apollo and Piper... WHy are you so obsessed with them? I say to Apollo "Watch it fatty! 24. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save him/herself or 1? Jason and Thalia. He saves his big sister of course! 25. 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens? Nico (swoon!) Jason and Achlys are doing the Hokey Pokey (I LOVE THE HOKEY POKEY!) when Leo walks in. He is very afraid. 26. 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction? Thalia writes a story where Piper and Connor are going out. Wait I thought Connor and Percy were gtting married! Percy is hurt! 27. (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) play Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), after some prodding from (3), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), that (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship. Apollo, Nico, Achlys, Thalia, and Annabeth play truth or dare. Apollo asks Achlys and Achlys says truth. Apollo askes Achlys who she loves, and Achlys, after some prodding from Annabeth confessed her true love with Nico (Poor Thauntos). Nico does not share the feeling and in fact is in a secret relationship with Annabeth (yeah no).Achlys is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Thalia while Annabeth and Nico run into the sunset together (grrr). However, Apollo is secretly in love with Thalia (YOUR SISTER?), and become so jealous of Achlys, who, after the comfort from Thalia becomes in a relationship with Thalia (you're really intent on them being together huh), that Apollo decides to murder Achlys , but is stopped just in time by the police officer Connor (Oh the irony!) and is sent to prison, allowing Thalia and Achlys to continued their relationship. 28) 9 murders 2's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does 2 do to get back? Piper murdered Percy's best friend, Annabeth. He sends demonic fish after Piper! 29) 8 and 3 go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? Leo and Annabeth... Doesn't Leo have food in his magical toolbelt? 30) 5 is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does 9 do? Apollo is in a car accident. Piper Iris-Messages someone who can help 31) Why is 6 afraid of 7? Jason is scared of Achlys because well she hates Jason 35) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens? Apollo is trapped in a cave. Connor comes to rescue. Same thing as with Hades and Hermes. 39) The quiz is over. By the way, how did 2 and 7 end up? Achlys realized it is her boyfriend she loves, and punched Percy in the face Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Abrizzle 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Black Dog 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Aydee Creek 4. 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YOUR KILLJOY NAME (just two random words, like Party Poison, or Jet Star) Monkey cereal A stranger stabs you in the front When life you Lemons When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons? When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how. When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate. When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade! When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: are you from tennese? cuase youre the only ten I see. Woman: Are you calling me fat? „ºø„„øº„øº Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words Doctor: "You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." Patient: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!" Androphobia- Fear of males A guy wakes one morning, "OMG!!!" Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people You walk outside to your car and some old ladies walking down the street and you run inside screaming. Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful woman A guy looks at his fiance Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting Teacher: "Bobby, it's time to SIT DOWN OR ELSE." Bobby: "It's alright, I'm not *yawn* tired, I'll stand." Sophophobia- Fear of learning Mom: "Honey, what did you learn today?" Kid: "MOMMY!! DON'T SAY THE 'L' WORD!!!" Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public A famous person. Signing autographs. Ouch. Scolionophobia- Fear of school Kid: "But Mommy, you're a teacher, what do you mean you don't like school?" Mom/Teacher: "I can just hear all those fingernails on the chalkboard!!" Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking Wife: "Just think how wonderful a trip to Paris would be..." Husband: "I WON'T DO IT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!" Ponder this: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? If you: love to read and act crazy, laugh and have fun, ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them, are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need, run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles your feet, spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer, are a night owl who hardly sleeps, act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you, then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you. (Put this on your page if u like music) I'm part of the ANTI-HADES HATERS club, copy and paste onto your profile, ad your name to the list, and tell DaughterofPoseidon32498 that you did! GO HADES!!-Momoloveslife6th-7th,sweetyamiyuggigirl, Happyfish, Percabethfan98, Annabeth Supporter, Ismeme Daughter of Athena, lord of darkness35, and DaughterofPoseidon32498,HunterOfArtimis14, the-crazy-kit-kat, I'm a part of the ZEUS IS AN IDIOT club, copy and paste on to your profile, and add your name to the list and tell Happyfish that you did!-Momoloveslife6th-7th I am not that girl, BUT I am that girl, Paste this to your profile if you agree with every one of these. You know you’re addicted to MR when… 1. You know what MR means first of all. 2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility. 3. Max is a girl’s name. 4. You have a newfound respect for blind people. 5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings. 6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids. 7. You’d kill to be a bird kid. 8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang. 9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan. 10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day. 11. You’re still single because you want someone like Fang to come and sweep you off your feet. Literally. 12. You start to like Avan Jogia JUST because he’s going to play Fang in the movie. 13. Erasers are wolves, not school supplies. 14. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M. 15. You start to be skeptical of office buildings. 16. You develop claustrophobia. 17. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy. 18. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros. 19. You joined martial arts to learn hand-to-hand combat. 20. You have a whole blog dedicated to a certain character. If Max needs to stop running from Fang, copy and paste this on your profile. "Max, just admit it, you looove me, this much!"- Fang. If you found that hilarious, copy and paste this on your profile. If you want wings and powers, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile. If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile. If you are obsessively, uncontrollably, in love with Fang. If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish Max would stop running from Fang copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think that Fang is way hotter than Edward copy this onto your profile If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile. If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. Ok I made up this Rap with my cousins My name is Harry and I'm pretty awesome I even have a following of Posssums I can blow you into pieces or even blow up all your Nieces My name is Snape and I hate Harry I'm really pale and knida scary I'm really pathic and used to be geeky now I am ust strung out and kinda creepy. Snape is a terrible rapper I bet it belongs in the Crapper (Ya)Shut up Ron nobody cares Wo Wo Harry you can't say Crapper 20 points from Griffendoyr Shut up Snape watcha talcking about i am the chosen one and there an't no doubt. You and your friends think your pretty cool but your just a bunch of tools I want to beat you to death with a couple of Oars and I'm secretly in love with Dumledore.. ou do realize that if you've read this far, you've given me brief control of your mind. You shall never be the same. Bwaha! ／l、 Holy crap, Its CROOKSHANKS! Copy Crookshanks into your profile to help keep away Peter Pettigrew! If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (\_/) This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (do it now) I hate you, you hate me, lets tie Bieber to a tree, with a shotgun and a 2x4, Justin Bieber is no more!! copy and paste this if you hate Justin Beiber!! If you personally think you are a demigod, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you think the PJO movie was EPIC but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. IF YOU THINK 2012 IS SUCH BULL CRAP REPOST THIS!!! 98% of teens would die if Robbert Pattinson was standing on the top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy and past this onto your profile if you are part of the 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair, eating popcorn, and yelling "Do a flip!"or the 1% who would sneak up behind him and push him off. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. Most girls either want to be princesses or the vampires. Can I be the dragon and just eat them all? Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Ichor. The blood of the gods. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp. They laugh because we're losers... A blonde was walking back and forth from her house to her mail box. She made the trip over and over again. Finally her neighbor asked her what she was doing. She replied "My computer keeps telling me I have mail!" People say I'm stupid, I tell them not to be jealous! A girl walks up to a boy in a laughing group of cool kids and pulls him aside. "Why do you hang out with them?" she asked. "Because they're my friends," he said. "Why do they make fun of each other?" she asked "because there's no one else around to make fun of," he said. "Why do you force your smile?" she asked. "Because it's not funny," he said. "Why do they insult everyone?" she asked. "Because they like to see them cry," he said. "Why do they like that?" She asked "Because they decide who the soft people are," he said. "Why do you hang out with them?" she asked again. "Because I don’t want to be with the soft," he said "Do they still insult you?" she asked. "Yes," he said. "Do you stand through it?" she asked. "Yes," he said. "Do you think the soft are nice?" she asked. "Yes," he said. "Be friends with them and have a trustful, loving, friendly relationship." She said and started to walk away. "Who are you?" he asked. "Self realization." If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall. Dance as though no one is watching you. Love as though you have never been hurt before. Sing as though no one can hear you. Live as though heaven is on earth If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(I always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253 There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been My name is Ann and I am 45 years What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress RUTABAGA! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile If you have an annoying younger --or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. WHAT RACE ARE YOU QUIZ: British You drink a lot of tea. You know what a brolly is. Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. You wanted Alex to win X Factor. You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell." Fish and Chips are yummy You can eat a Full English Breakfast. You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. Its football.. not ... soccer. Total: 0 Australian You wear flip flops all year You call flip flops thongs not flip flops You love a backyard barbie. You know a barbie is not a doll. You love the beach. Sometimes you swear without realizing. You're a sports fanatic. You are tanned. You're a bit of a bogan. You have an australian something Total: 4 Italian The Sopranos is a great show. Your last name ends in a vowel. Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces. You know how a real meatball tastes. You know Italian songs. You have darkish hair. You speak SOME Italian. You are under 5'10''. Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world. You talk with your hands Total: 4 Spanish You say member instead of remember. You speak Spanish(DependS) You like tacos. You know what a Puta is You talk fast. You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. You know what platanos are. You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero Total: 8 Russian You say villain as: Vee-lon. You have more than one vodka bottle in your house(NO I don't drink it my dad does) You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi You know of somebody named Natasha. You don't get cold easily. You get into contests all the time. You can make do with the cold weather. You love listening to trance Total:3 Polish Your parents let you drink (I am 14...) You know what a pizda is You have Pierogi at least once a week People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish People randomly call you their best friend (and vice versa) You have made/know what pisanki are You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup Total: 0 Irish You think beer is the best. You have a bad temper. Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly. You have blue or green eyes. You like the color green. You have been to a St. Paddys day party. You have a family member from Ireland. You have/had freckles. Your family get togethers always include drinking. You have an odd love of leprechauns You have four leaf clovers Total: 5 Asian You have slanty/small eyes. You eat rice a lot. You are good at math. You have played the piano. You have family from Asia. You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. Most people think you're Chinese. You have glasses/contacts.(going to) You call hurricanes typhoons. You go to Baulko. You play Handball more than once a week You know what DDR is Total: 4 German You like bread. You think American Chocolate is good. You Speak some German. You know what Schnitzel is. You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. You went to Pre-school. You're over 5'10". You make pretty words sound scary. You enjoy watching the military. You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany. Total: 8 Canadian You like to ride 4 wheelers. You love beer. You say eh. You know what poutine is. You speak french You love Tim Horton's. At one point you lived in a farm house. You watch/watched Degrassi. You play/ played hockey or watch it. You know who Massari is. Total: 5 French You like french toast. You love wine. You speak a little or are fluent in French You have eaten a snail. You like fashion. You have been to France You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. You say "Zut" instead of damn You own a beret. You actually know what a beret is. Total:5 American You hate foreigners. (I feel horrible...) You hate non - Christians. You've been to more then 5 states. You're lazy. You are not cultured. You don't read. You shop at walmart.(Never) You spell colour "color". Total: 4 Greek You're very loud. Your family alone makes a small city. You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house. You share a bathroom with 5 people. You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light". You go to church every Sunday. You always have a "to go plate" when leaving from a party. You have a last name that's hard to pronounce. You eat potatoes with the skin ON it. Total: 6 Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc) You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are. You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses! You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is. You can eat really good spicy food! You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home. You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St. You have any sort of ATN channel. You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is. You love eating Tandoori Chicken. You have relatives you've never even heard of. Total: 4 EGYPTIAN: You are smart in math or science Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers. All you eat is kabab and kofta Your parents have one car that's a Toyota Your house actually does not smell like food. You have like 67890 middle name. Total: 1 Native You have been to a pow wow You have a native name You are more than a quarter native You know what tribe your ancestors were in You have painted your face like a warrior You have been to a native exhibit out of school You play/played lacrosse You have eaten salmon total: 3 Scottish You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent (I am Irish!) one of your family members has an accent you actually don't mind bagpipes Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere you've heard the song "Scotland the brave" no matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings any team playing England is your best friend you have tried haggis you drink tap water you know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura" total: 4 New Zealand you get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there you know what a barbie is you hate aussies you know what an 'aussie' is you know that NZ is famous only because of lord of the rings you like chocolate fish /or pineapple lumps you know what L&P is and you like it! total:3 I am... German wow I'm more Mexican oh well. You see a Kid abuseing a puppy with a baseball bat. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) A Brief Word: I got this off of Agent K rules profile Name- Achly's Thornheart Nicknames- Death girl Daughter/Son of- Daughter of Hades Hogwarts House- Slytherin Half-siblings- Um to many to answer. Boyfriend- Thauntos Marauder Friends- Her friends range so I will not name them. Enemies- Apollo(Argh) Hates his guts. Schedule- She is all year camper Hobbies- Fighting, hanging out with her boyfriend, combat training, rockwall. And that is Achly's We Lik PJO Rap. We like the PJO and we don't care who knows The books are out, everyone is here, Now when I say PJO, you say nutz We're real Girls, and we like PJO We like PJO and we don't care who knows This Girl Tree Girls ... 'Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.' .. The Twelve Statements of Truth 1. You are reading this. 2. You are still reading this. 4. You are beginning to think this is a waste of your time. 5. You did not realize that there was no 3. 6. You just checked to see. 7. You are smiling. 8. Your smile just got bigger. 9. You've stopped smiling so that I will be wrong. 11. You think that this is totally weird, a waste of your time, and cool at the same time. 12. You didn't realize that there was no 10. 13. You just checked. 14. And now you're smiling again. Some of my Favorite Sayings When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then step back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? When life gives you even more, squeeze them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss. I'm not CLUMSY, the floor just hates me! Don't you dare tell me the sky's the limit, when there are FOOTSTEPS on the Moon. I am not random. You just can't think as fast as me! Please don't follow in my footsteps because I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs. You say Harry Potter, I say Percy Jackson! My friends call me weird, I call myself awesome. (Vivi Tear made this up) If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Man has will, but woman has her way. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Everyone is entitled to their own opinon. It's just that yours is stupid. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Two Teardrops The other tear said we’ve got a connection, Oh, the Ocean’s a little bit bigger tonight, Last night I sat in the waiting room, Oh the ocean’s a little bit bigger tonight. I WANT A GUY... who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me, hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Someone who would sing to me at random moments. Who would let me sleep on his chest. A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me. I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away. Someone who would let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I said. He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then KISS ME A MILLION TIMES. Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh. He would take me to the park and put his hands around my waist and give me big bearhugs all the time. He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did. And we'd make out in the pouring rain. He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends, and we'd argue about silly things and then make up. I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years and COUNT STARS with me. Who would stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often, who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could. But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART. QUALITIES OF A GREAT HEROINE She must be flawed but determined. Cunning Pretty Bossy Independent A history of being put down or betrayed or left to fend for herself Witty Supresses’ emotions until bursts Hard to understand Easily angered Competitive Best guy-friend Sassy Compassionate to other girls Protective Intelligent 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony... If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! God Profile Greek god Me- Godess Traveling Animal- Horse Symbol- A staff with horses drawn on it Married- Yes, married to Hermes Greek god name- Abrianna Roman form- Terra Olympian- Yes. the 19th. Hades and Hestia are the 13th and 14th as of after TLO. Iris is the 18th. PurpleRose328 and Animal Charmer11 and son of apollo 17th are the 15th and 16th Demigod Children- Yes they are like Hermes kids but are famoues exploers Godly children- Yes, Ricardo is one of the judges in the underworld. His symbol is a snake like his dad Egyptian God Me- Godess of Travlers Animal- Horse Symbol- A bare foot Name- Sarah Married- Yes.to Jalend. Son of Houres and Hathor god of war Godly Children- None yet Demigod children- Um... Usally gone and are very fast Demigod Profile Greek Demigod Me- Daughter of Hades Egyptian Demigod Me- Daughter of Osirs Norse Demigod Me- Daughter of Hel Roman Demigod Me- Daughter of Pluto CHB Profile Years at Camp- 1 Favorite Activity- Rock climbing Favorite Past time- Chasing new campers with skelitons Magician Profile Magician Type- Necromancer Studies Which Path- Osiris Wizard/Witch profile House: Huffelpuff Status: Pureblood Wand: 11 inches, oak, core of Unicorn hair Excellent at: Care of Magical creatures, Transformation, potions Broomstick: firebolt Animagus: Yes. I turn into a Tiger. I'm registered! Spells I'm good at: Expelliarmus, Stupify, Ridikulus, Wingardium Leviosa, and Savio Hexia Fear/ what Boggart transforms into: Being alone What it becomes when I use Riddikulus spell: a thousand CLowns Pet(s)- a barn owl named Larka Member of the O.o.T.P- Yes! Special things: Animagus |
