Um...not sure what to put here...Hello?

I guess all you really need to know about me is that I'm not really a writer, and if I do write, I love reviews!

Long profile read, go!

Quotes! Everyone loves quotes!

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
- Dennis Miller

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
- Evan Esar

If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.
- George Bernard Shaw

“Fools live to regret their words, wise men to regret their silence."

"A fight fought behind enemy lines is more noble than a fight not fought at all."

"An eye for an eye will make us all blind."

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." – Oscar Wilde.

"No life that breathes with human breath has ever truly longed for death." – Alfred, Lord Tennyson, 'The Two Voices'.

Sometimes…sometimes courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day that says, 'I will try again tomorrow'.

"Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less."
-- Marie Curie

Cursed is he who knows the destination, but not the path to get there.

"I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed."
-- James Thurber

"Writing well means never having to say, 'I guess you had to be there.'"
-- Jef Mallett

"To limit the press is to insult a nation; to prohibit reading of certain books is to declare the inhabitants to be either fools or slaves."-- Claude Adrien Helvetius

"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." -- Sir Winston Churchill

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
-- Mark Twain

And here comes the wave of copypasta :D

You are a Chibi Seme

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with:Flaming Uke, Badass Uke

Least compatible with:Dramatic Uke

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you'reWHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the girls who will never be accepted because we were caught kissing.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. I am the one who is still hiding because there are some who would kill me if I told them what I was.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. (Please)

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing your a* off.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile. (I don't show it very often :( )

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people looked at you weird, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished a book character was real so, so, so incredibly bad, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever said a totally random comment that had nothing to do with the conversation for no reason whatsoever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Hello there!

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.(And it's SO EASY to spell! DX )

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, then had a facepalm moment when you realized you looked like an idiot when you did that, copy and paste this in your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns are kinda necessary. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I really don't think you'd kill too many people...

Do you ever think that maybe you really are in the Matrix? You know the drill, copypaste to profile :)