Brief Background

My fateful existence came to be one eventful and uncommon night at Ibrium's house in which AccomodatorOmega (so on to be referred to as AO because it takes a long time to type) finally had the honor to stay the night. When the two of them decided to write a magnificent Harry Potter / Ouran Host Club Christmas oneshot. Well, I wasn't quite born then, but the egg was fertilized if you catch my drift. Then upon much delay between the two, two months past after that first night that didn't end until the wee hours of 2ish a.m. And the fic wasn't revived until early February in the quest to acheive and epic Valentine's Day oneshot between the two series. It was the day after Valentine's that I was forced from my mothers' wombs into the inter web. Meh D.O.B: 02.15.08.

Therfore I is the combined exsitence of the separate sentient beings only known to this online universe of fanfic as AccomodatorOmega and Ibrium.

I have the total intellingence of a rock as AO severly detracts from Ibrium's intellingence, and as it is a greater negative number than Ibrium's supreme postive one you all see a rock . . . I have serious ADHD and OCD problems and get simultaneously no sleep and too much sleep.

If you would like to contact my sub-sect selfs you have their account names so check 'em out.

Informal Facticity is out until the aforementioned sub-sect selfs so choose to once more reconvine and decide to do another poitnless and only self-humoring and obscenely long and belated fanfic.

Getting to Know Your Faithful and Humorus Author with ??? Questions: (answered to varying degrees of honesty)

What is your full name: Informal Facticity Magdalaina Daarthura Zenkenski Robanova III

Your Birth Date: Well, that's easy, March 17, 1867

What color is your hair? It's lenght?: As I am a combination of two beings I am confused at this question and I fall into self-doubt. Therefore I shall repress this question and deny you all an answer. But I wish it was fire . . .

Eye color: . . . shit-blue

How tall are you: short

Single or Taken: Well, AO is under the impression that she will one day marry Ibrium . . .

Pets: Combined total of 5 dogs and a lot of cats

Who do you live with: Ba'al and the Wraith in the Pegasus Galaxy right next door to the neighborhood Wal-Mart.

What do you do for school and work: Like I try, I naturally succeed through lack of action.

Any kids?: Well, AO is kind of Ibrium's kid, so I'm my own mother and daughter in one . . .

What musix do you listen to most?: J(insert genre of music)

Do you like to read: yes . . .

Favorite book(s): One half (AO) would say Stargate only because she loves Stargate as for my other half she . . . well she . . .

Virgin or not?: Well, physically yes.

3 closest friends: Me, Myself and the random Ravenclaw (seriously he was modeled after a real friend)

Which one is your very best friend: Me and Myself

Skin?: PASTY WHITE

How ofter do you really "go out"?: I don't understand the question, Are we assuming I have a life?

Have you ever lost anyone you loved?: What kind of question is that? I'm young.

Ever been in love?: . . .

On a scale of 1-5 how organized are you?: The scale doesn't go low enough.

Do you exercise regularly: As I am not corporeal, no.

Zodiac sign: . . . all of them?

Have any nick names?: Anti-non-derivative, IF'MDZeR III, Your Master Goa'uld

T.V. shows you watch a lot: STARGATE SG-1 and ATLANTIS!!!!!!!!!

Movies you can watch over and over: Lord of the Rings, Stargate, The Thief and the Cobbler

Tattoos: Of course, a magnificent Dragon all across meh back . . . wait I don't have a corporeal body . . . that might be a problem . .

Piercings: 6, 3 each ear.

Glasses: Sometimes

Braces: At one point now there's only a faint retainer lisp left

Siblings: 3

Parents together: Yes all four

What is/was your worst subject: I hate chemistry?

Best Subject: I excell at every one XD

Sports: Kinda soccer

Like to dance: Sure, DDR

Sing: Hell's yeah "I'm not paralyzed but i seem to be struck by you . . ."

Favorite color: the rainbow

Fav Holiday: V-Day is good for fics HALLOWEEN CANDY

Where like to visit out of U.S.: Che-ck No coporeal body remember?

Do people tell you that you act older, younger, or your age: All of the above, mostly the second though.

Imaginary friends as a child: maybeh . . . . . myself

Skinny dipping?: OMG

Enjoy HS for most part?: Of course . . .

Drugs: No, the seach for Atlantis is my anti-drug

Drink: Yeah, if i didn't i would dehydrate a die . . . water you fools

Smoke: Only second-hand

Physical fight: I heard my sub-sect self Ibrium was quite the fighter in her early days.

Ever cheat in a relationship: Not coporeal and neither of my sub-sects have had boyfriends . . . well, not real ones anyway.

Definition of cheating: . . . I'm gonna start skipping questions cuz these are boring . . .

Touchy feely person: Hell no!!!

Are you late, early or right on time?: Always early!!! yesh unless it comes to that tmie of the month . . . . then I dont' for months . . . .or it's regular . . . wait not coporeal!!! XD Don't have one!!!!!!!!!!!! Yesh