I lied. I'm sorry, so sorry! I thought I was done with Fanfiction at a time when everything in my real life was overwhelming me, but everything is a little simpler now, so I'm back. I'm sorry to ber179 for not reading your story (I am getting to it right now, on my honor), and also I really wish I hadn't gone through my favorites and randomly deleted things. It was idiotic and I curse myself every day when I remember a good story but can't remember what it's called, or ANYTHING.

It's ridiculous, but I'm okay.

New story! Burn Notice is about Neco Grace (shut up. I couldn't think of any good middle names, but I read the name Neco in the Bible the other day and liked how it looked, and that's all I'm going to say about that), a young woman with a passion for baking but no money. While making muffins one wintery night, she burns herself but ignores it...until it starts FESTERING. Based on a semi-true story, except for the whole sucked-into-the-space/time-continuum-through-an-arm thing.

I'm trying to update diligently this time, at least once a week.

All right! Colours Are the Cure: Temporarily on hiatus, but I haven't given up. I've kind of fallen in love with the idea I had for it, and I can't let it go. When things calm down for good in my life, I will get back to it. On the bright side, this could be the most well-thought-out story I'll ever write.

Afoot! is on-hold, as stated in the summary. I had written an outline for it, but then my computer crashed years ago, and, frankly, I don't have the energy to remember it all. So, poop.

Yeah, go check out the other two. The poem is sucky, but the one about Winters is one of my all-time favorites, if I do say so myself.

THE OBLIGATORY AND NARCISSISTIC PERSONAL SECTION

I am seventeen. Almost. I'm doing a lot of life re-configuring at this point in time (I had a personality crisis and am not certain of much) but I love reading because it's my escape, daydreaming about hot, unnattainable older men, and I spend a lot of time either procrastinating or catching up on my school. I'm homeschooled and like it that way, mostly.

Also! One of my resolutions for 2010 is to write at least 500 words a day, which I'm hoping will result in more regular updates and possibly new stories. Yay! I'm excited.

When I get out of high school, I want to go into either a)culinary school, b)Oxford for a degree in English, or c)a journalism school. Or maybe I'll get married and spend my life decorating new houses/apartments/hovels/cardboard boxes (depending on who I marry) and raising my 2.5 children. I watch enough HGTV to pass a real estate license exam.

AND I LOVE WHITE COLLAR, LIFE, BAND OF BROTHERS, LORD OF THE RINGS, AND SHERLOCK HOLMES.

Curse the new movie. Sherlock Holmes was not a man-whore.
Part of why I love Band of Brothers is because no matter how many fanfictions I read about it, I still take it seriously, every time.
White Collar: I've loved it since the beginning. Matt Bomer is Apollo HIMSELF.

And I'm done. Feel free to leave me reviews and PM's, when I remember how to turn those back on.