Based on VTM MET 2ed When Stephan's Ventrue Regnant loans him to a Malk he wonders what he's done to displease his master to the point she would loan him to a Malk for the night. But one night stretches into many as Ventrue and Malkavian plans unfolds...

What is happening backstage, offscreen, behind the main action of the story? These are the scenes that we know MUST have happened.

Bann Teagan makes good on his affections towards a highly flabbergasted mage. The trouble with proposing to the center of a love triangle you're not really part of is the reaction of the other two sides. Those being? Hilarity and panic, of course!

Shepard comes to grips with the realities of a romantic relationship with a member of her team. Fornax serves double duty as a relationship aid, though not always in the obvious sense.

-"And I told you before. I've walked old roads, and learned old magic." All she wants is to come home, but what is home to the Hero of Ferelden? And what trouble is traveling in her wake? PC/Alistair, PC/Zevran, Human Mage origin. Part 1 of "Old Roads".

A ME1/2 Femshep fanfic, includes angst, romance and action. Eventual Joker/Shep. I'm not too good with summaries but I promise it'll be exciting!

Shepard. Joker. Porn lines. Oh my.

Sequel to "Just What the Doctor Ordered". Joker finds himself in the tricky predicament of having fallen in love with his Commander, wondering if she reciprocates or if she's only interested in his 'massage therapy'. Kink Meme Fill

Ferelden's peasant heroine resides forgotten: half a decade post-Blight in Highever with her husband and young daughter. Her world is a bland one, until her ex-lover, the bastard King and Queen Anora's husband, seeks her help.

Could it be that she was unhappy? Atton himself was happier than he had ever been. He had worried for awhile that he might grow bored with Liara as time went by but that had proven false. If anything, he relied on her more and more each day...

"There's more people watching cameras on this ship than in the average high security vault." Kasumi smiled at Shepard. "And they're all trying to find out why you're wearing a dress." femShep/Joker.

It's only a healing spell. It's only a quick lesson. What could possibly happen? After all, isn't Martin a priest? A story told from four different voices. Rated M for sexual content and mature themes.

A series of one-shots dedicated to Shoker, some interconnected and others stand alone, told mostly from Joker's POV. T for language later on. My first fanfic, so comments are welcomed. TEMPORARILY ON HIATUS. Sorry, everyone.

The Awakening crew want to know how their Commander defeated the Blight. A few tall tales are told and everyone is thoroughly confused. Fun for all!

The time has come for the two grey wardens to descend into the Deep Roads. Ava Mahariel feels reality slipping into the past as she tries to forgive her one true love at last for leaving her all those years ago to become king. Mahariel/Alistair

An Anders origin story. How did he escape the tower so many times?

It was wrong, they knew it. But why does it feel so right at the same time? Contains spoilers of Ser Gilmore NPC mod. First part of Cousland/Ser Gilmore trilogy.

END-GAME SPOILERS. Akana Tabris has done dangerous things in the name of freedom, unspeakable things in the name of love. She may be one step ahead for now, but fate is chasing hot on her heels. -- Multiple Perspectives. Non-Standard End-Game Choices.

Juliet Shepard has been brought back to life, given a second chance to save the galaxy... again ; but she's not the only one given a second chance because of her resurrection.

The aftermath of a battle leaves Garrus the chance to share a few things with Thane about Shepard. Curiosities are raised and answers are sought. Luckily, Thane is very good at finding people and he knows who he wants to ask ... FShep/Thane

Between dying and working for Cerberus, Shepard has begun to fear she is losing herself. Only her best friend can help her retain her sanity. But in the midst of comfort, they discover together that they are meant to hold more than that. Shoker, Rated M.

She wasn't much of a lady, and he sure as hell wasn't a knight in shining armor. When bad dreams leave the Commander restless she turns to the self-assured pilot for companionship, realizing feelings that could very well hamper her next mission...

Joker doesn't mean to be such a gossip, but when Shepard comes back after talking to Kaidan and looks extremely upset, he can't help but try to figure out what's going on. Shepard's Loyalty Mission part 2; sequel to "Justified;" Shenko.

Some jobs were not meant for asari justicars who drew the eyes of most humanoid beings even when standing perfectly still. Some jobs were meant for an assassin. Thane/FShepard

After a week of messages filling the terminals of the Normandy SR-2, Kelly Chambers successfully introduced the entire crew to Valentine's Day. Kelly/Garrus, Chakwas/Gardner, EDI/Joker, Ken/Gabby, Miranda/Jacob, FemShepard/Thane.

He takes care of her when she forgets to look after herself.

The Archdemon is dead and Ferelden survives. But darkness lingers and as they say, without darkness, there can be no light. End-game spoilers. Alistair/Dalish Elf

Kaei was born among the Dalish elves, and expected to live her life with her clan. But the creators have another path for her to walk. One she never expected and never wanted, but sometimes the broken road leads you right where you need to be.

Whilst mourning the loss of his fellow Grey Warden and lover, Alistair has an unexpected visitor. And a way to get back what was taken from him. Post Blight

Three years after the Archdemon's destruction, a new threat rises. With Cousland leading the new Grey Wardens, can she and the King put aside their differences and their past long enough to save a kingdom? Cousland/Alistair

You did the right thing for Ferelden. But the right thing for Ferelden and the right thing for the Elves has never been the same thing." Two elves reflect on the consequences of putting a Grey Warden on the throne.

Stories from camp, silly, serious or sweet. Mahariel/Alistair romance, Mahariel's friendships with other characters explored.

It's a Dark Brotherhood story. Who'da thought it? LL/OC

Alucard's repeated attempts to seduce Integra end in humiliating failure-as his advances become more desperate, their relationship spirals out of control until Integra threatens to end their her family's contract for his servitude. On Hiatus.

There are rules for a reason. Joker and Shepard broke all of them. Rated T for stronge language. Enjoy!

The clone wars are in full swing, and in a jungle two jedi find themselves working with a squad of less then excited commando's in facing a legendary sith lord...what could go wrong? Horrible summary I know.

The Normandy's outspoken pilot has an unexpected run-in with the other side. Post-game.

Commander Jane Shepard is very likable, so much so that a few members of the Normandy's crew have their eyes on her.

Commander Shepard decides to visit the navigation room, some hour after midnight...and change Joker's life drastically.

Elsie, the newest recruit to the Dark Brotherhood, has finally found a home and a family. But will her forbidden love for Lucien destroy that? LucienxOCxVicente Rated M for some future scenes of sensuality.

Marley Hanes finds herself embraced into a world of darkness she didn't know existed...

Joker has an important role in making sure the secrets of the Normandy's crew are protected. Unfortunately, he accomplishes it by listening in on all of them.