Nora, while rummaging around in the Beacon Academy kitchen for a late night snack, finds something in the cupboard that changes her whole life. (cover drawn by Koniak007, full image on Deviantart)

A crossover featuring Uzumaki Naruto, Illyana Rasputin and Hyuga Hinata. An AU starting at the beginning of Naruto Shippuden; details inside.

Living a new life in another reality, Naruto now must handle a lot of complications of him interacting with various heroes, villains and anti-heroes. How will things go with them interacting with a Nobody. NarutoXHarem Rated M for language, violence and lemons. NarutoXDC ComicsXKingdom Hearts Please leave reviews.

A crossover between Naruto and Star Trek: TOS. Starts a few years before The Original Star Trek series and takes place in the Star Trek Universe. Featuring Vulcan!Naruto. See inside for details.

After his mission to rescue Gaara, Naruto trains harder to make up for his mistakes. When he runs into Hana while she's in heat, things change in ways he never thought they would. This is the rewrite of my original story "Hana's Beloved Fox" I promised. Rated M so Mature Readers Only Please does contain Lemons!

Momonga left. The denizens of Nazarick grew mad with despair, and spread death and desolation into the New World. Twenty years later, humanity is on the verge of extinction. Into this hopeless situation, six heroes will rise. They are the Supreme Beings, players brought here from Yggdrasil Mk.2. What will Momonga and his friends see, in this twisted world remade by their children?

When Raven left Taiyang and Yang she didn't leave by herself. She took her eldest child and Yang's twin brother with her. Flash forward seventeen years into the future, a tribe raised Naruto decides to meet his two sisters. Though is beacon ready for another headstrong Branwen?

I have collected and combined all my OSS stories into this one. It will have all my OSS stories I have done and will do. Please review the old ones again since I lost the reviews to them all. Rating goes from K I guess to M due to use of language and suggestive material in later chaps as well as hints of other things too. On Hiatus til further notice I AM NOT ABANDONING THIS!

When Naruto was ten years old he was taken out of Konoha by two chuunins who left him to die. An old Senju finds him and trains him for a year until he passes away. Naruto then moves on to become a known bounty hunter. He relies heavily on speed and his swordsmanship. A lot of comedy. NaruHarem

Esdeath remembered the boy who had saved her from perishing in her burning village. She cherished the times they had while growing up together in the Capital. She however, hated his friendship with Najenda. She also couldn't understand why he'd ever want to be a medic. But then, the serene smile he would have as he said "I just want to help people" would make her blush. Harem

"Welcome back, uncle."

Getting Beta'd by Reclusive Dork. Born by the collaboration of Tremor230 and Phoenix Warehouse Productions whose story "Letter to a Hero" acts as a prologue, story used with the permission of Phoenix Warehouse Productions. This is a re-visitation of Twilight Princess with the most unpredictable knucklehead ninja in place of the ever mute Link. M-Rated, AU, OOC, semi-serious fic.

Children fear the boogeyman, but men fear an even scarier monster. The legend says you should hide your wife and especially your mother because by leaving them alone, you're offering them to The Blond Mother Lover. This is Uzumakicest with graphic smut and somewhat of a plot. Count your ABC's because Naruto puts the "N" in "Netorare". Main pairing: Naruto/Kushina & Naruto/Mikoto

Naruto has never known love from anyone apart from a few people, but maybe a certain heiress help him. But why do they both have fox features and angelic wings? Who else was sealed inside Naruto apart from Kyuubi, and there's a second Kyuubi?

After his battle with Jiraiya and Tsunade, Orochimaru has taken an interest in Naruto and has sent Tayuya to Konoha to convince him to join their side. His decision to send her will have a different outcome from what he was expecting as Naruto and Tayuya grow closer over time. Rated M, will contain Mature Content including Lemons later on in the story. Mature Readers only please.

In order to save Naruto's life, the Sandaime is forced to use a kinjutsu stolen by the Shodaime to help Naruto survive. Now with the incredible power of Jiongu on his side, Naruto is ready to shake up the ninja world and show his power. The only question, when does he start? Naru/Hina/Fu! Good Kurama! Sakura and Sasuke Bashing in Part 1! May change to M rating in Shippuden

Leaves spiral in the soft eddy as Naruto meets Karin in the Forest of Death. From that moment on, the two bearing the Clan name carried with them the fate of the Uzumaki and would be forever entwined.

Ever do a good deed? And because of that good deed people started following you? Naruto Uzumaki has been in such a situation after giving mercy to one thought irredeemable… Only this time, he's the object of worship for thousands of people. After many long years spent in stasis, his energy running rampant while he slept, he is now awake… "Why are people with wings calling me God?"

Naruto, a former member of the Justice League leaves in order to form his own group. A group not afraid to get their hands dirty in order to protect the world.

This comes from one of my Naruto Story Idea chaps. After returning from Wave Naruto comes back, but he isn't the same. His other personality, Kitsune has risen and mayhem is in store for everyone in Konoha with the only one safe is one girl, his Panda-hime. Warning! A lot of character bashing in this, so if you don't like that kind of thing then don't read. Rated M to be safe.

How did this happen? How did one man go from being one of the most powerful shinobi in all the elemental nations, to serving one of the most powerful and influential families in all Fiorre? How could one woman, tame such a beast? This, is that story. A mad one. NarutoxLucy. Implied NarutoxLayla. Fluff, romance, violence, etc. Full Credit to TFS Hellsing Abridged and I own NOTHING.

What if Naruto's childhood had gone differently? After an incident, Naruto grows up as the guest of the Hyuga clan, though he is more interested in the legacy of his clan, and dreams of becoming Hokage. But there is always a certain fox in his way.. (Now has a TVTropes page!)

Heroes aren't meant to fail or die, but that's all Kakashi has ever known. He expects to add a new name to the Memorial Stone after every failed mission and this time is no exception.

What happens when you got six adoptive kids, work for a racist boss, barely make a scratch of what you take, and all the while trying to display yourself as hero? Well luckily, for Naruto a not so lonely bachelor, he's got a friend who knows how to cook...and even gives discounts to her ramen stand. Not only that, when you actually finally get a partner in crime, life gets better!

A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.

Being a single father with two little girls is hard enough, but when there are monsters trying to kill them everyday, it's even worse. Well, he loves them more than he loves himself, so he would just have to hope for the best and pray to the mothers of his children.

Cuando Izuku recibio el One For All penso que el mayor de sus problemas seria la liga de los Villanos. Aun recuerda cuando iba con Recovey Girl para curar sus brazos. Ahora va por que se rompio su pelvis :v (Finalizado)

Hinata calls Naruto a plethora of different names, some he enjoys more than others. NaruHina. Cover at by @pastillesch on tumblr

Naruto the Prince of Konoha is given a all female genin team he needs to break in in this lemony two part fic.

A collection of stories where the cast of Oregairu are put in some situations that they normally do but with a particular twist that causes confusion and some times mayhem or paranoia.

Most of the time, unknown sounds coming from an empty room are best left ignored. (Oneshot)

It's the fifteenth anniversary of Hayama Yukino and Hayama Hayato's wedding, and the celebrations are progressing smoothly. That is, until an unexpected guest arrives, claiming he was invited. Someone they haven't spoken to for many, many years...

Seven years after graduation, Hachiman 'Eight' Hikigaya receives an invitation from Hayama for a high school reunion. "Why not...", the Task Force Black sniper decides as he waits for his exfil. All chapters revised and edited.

Jiraiya's lackluster training pushes Naruto to the edge. When he loses himself to despair the ramifications are felt for several within Konoha.

I'm not good at summarizing stuff. Basically it's just a Smut-fic Not meant to be anything serious. You'll get more info on what this story is by reading the beginning.

Iwa and Konoha have hated each other since the third great ninja war. What happens when events unfold that forces Iwa's most promising Kunoichi and Konoha's number one most surprising ninja to spend time together? Will they be able to overcome the hatred that shackles their nations or are they destined to be enemies forever?

Blake has her eyes dilated and can't read. Black Rose/Ladybug fluff [Cover Art provided by Masheroo/Thatonea]

Sakura and Sasuke's talk before his defection ends differently and now the members of Team 7 will be set on different paths. Sakura's good intentions and Sasuke's righteous quest run directly into a Godaime Hokage who won't allow Naruto to be their sacrifice any longer. Not a bash story but it may feel like it is.

Shortly after his third year at Sobu High begins, Hachiman finds out that he is terminally ill. While the others are moving on to the next stage in life, he's moving on to the final stage of his. How will this affect him and everyone around him? This is my first fanfic and I really love the series, so here goes. Note: I started this between the release of Volumes 11 and 12.

"Oi, Sasuke…" Naruto's voice reduced to a mere whisper. "…T-there are people here." No response. "I said there are people here teme!" "I heard you the first time dobe." Silence again. "Why? Why are there people here?" Naruto asked, looking over to his rival for an answer. "I don't care" The Uchiha's nose rumpled. "Just get them to stop screaming."

Step 1: Aquire priceless sealbook. Step 2: Accidentally bleed all over the seals. Step 3: Say goodbye. Results may vary. Do not try this.

Things had been going so well! Then Hinata chose that moment of all times to show her backbone! Though in all fairness, none of them expected to end up in Hell.

Mom told me that I was special, that I was "unique". I didn't think so. What good am I with such an odd ability? In my heart, I want to help people. This feeling calls to me. I don't understand it; this pulling sensation to help. All I know is that even if I'm seen as useless, I'll never give up. That is my creed, and my dreams tell me to call it my nindo.

Naruto's life was perfect after so long, he had everything he wanted a loving wife, a loving family. He had everything he ever asked for and more, but there was still mistakes he made to get there, ones that he wanted to fix and he innocently thought "If I Could Do It Over" but he learned the hard way to be careful what you wish for and lost everything he worked so hard to build.

Gonna rewrite this baby, see latest chappie for details. Story's marked as completed and will NOT be deleted.

Kakashi isn't obsessed with the rules. Obito isn't a crybaby dropout. Midori is a kunoichi who isn't afraid to stand her ground. A stronger team with stronger bonds, Team Minato faces the Third Shinobi War. From political intrigue to historic battles - through death, loss and the weight of wills.

Qrow has a new best friend. It's the black-haired, green-eyed, glasses-wearing bartender who recently opened up a shop in Vale, and he is enabling his alcoholism like a good friend would do. Whatever was in that Whisky was the stuff of gods. Harry Potter, as mysterious as he was, is a fun person to hang around with.

What happens when you mess with the fabric of space and time? Nothing good. However, to defeat an Edo Tensei Madara, Naruto pulls off such a forbidden jutsu—decimating them both. Later, Naruto wakes up to find himself in a new Uchiha-ish body and a fustercluck of a journey begins for him. Oh, did he mention he was stuck in the past? Crack-ish. Contains content from other series.

Naruto is banished from the village in a way worse than imagined. Temari finds him in the middle of nowhere, on the verge of killing himself and helps him out of his despair. Will Konoha ever regret ever letting him go? Chakra chains, Hiraishin and Space-time ninjutsu as well as seal master Naruto. Naruto x Temari. Konoha slight bashing.

Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Monster Girls But Not in That Way You Weirdo. Yeah, it's a self insert fic. No, he's not sleeping with the cast. That and the really long title is probably the most accurate summary of this thing that you'll get.

Era lo que era, una mala mujer. Se sabía la peor calaña, lo más bajo de la escoria. Una mala madre, no había nada peor. / Oneshot. Este fic participa en el reto "Somos padres", del foro La Aldea Oculta entre las Hojas.

The Ryumyaku was about to be sealed, but something was off. The kunai had been tainted and instead of sending them back to the future, Naruto and Yamato got stuck in the past, leaving the blond ninja in a conundrum. While he lost everything, suddenly he was capable of meeting everyone he lost again. Even his own parents. Naruto/Sara (Complete, Edited as of April 7th, 2018)

To get out of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry enlists the help of one of the most dangerous forces on the planet. An attorney. Marvel crossover, one shot.

Naruto has been asked to do a lot in his life, being a teacher though? That might just kill him. Crack Fic for laughs. M for language and suggestive themes. I don't own shit. Power scale is live on my profile, give it a peek.

The world crumbles. What do you do?

Parody story of The Legend of Sun Knight starring the Oregairu cast. Will have 3 Chapters.

Things aren't always as simple as they seem. Just because he found himself in a new world, Naruto shouldn't have forgotten this. Now he must deal with angel, fallen angels, devils, perverts and god, all while maintaining a relationship and running his store. Things can never be simple for him.

Giving into despair, Naruto calls upon his tenant to end his suffering. However, instead of killing the boy, the Kyuubi breaks his mind and causes her host to become insane in the Looney variety! Now, with feats that defy laws of nature and space, the last Uzumaki of the Hidden Leaf will carve a path of craziness and downright looniness on his way to what he truly desires!

Kakashi is confused. (Short time-travel oneshot)

In a world where Kushina is Naruto's cousin and bodyguard and they share halves of Kurama, he joins her on a mission to battle remains of The Prajñā Group and then come to a relaxing plunge pool where the fun takes shape. For Forever United Never We Fall. NarutoxKushina. AU. Contains Incest; don't like, don't read. Please R&R if enjoyed.

Years later, Genma would look back on this first meeting with mixed emotions. But at the moment it happened, he just didn't feel right about leaving a kid outside in the rain... Genma adopts the Konoha 12 in every aspect but legal. Kakashi and Raidou tease him about being a fully fledgedmother hen. The rest of the jounin don't dare mess with him though. Fluff and feels ahead!

Just a few drabbles and ideas for anyone whose interested.

It's been over millennia and Naruto's still getting surprised. For example, a dragon dropping down and asking to be his maid? Like, seriously? Title pending.

Kushina has a very special welcome planned for Naruto's return. Naruto x Kushina. One-shot. Graphic incest smut. Lemon. A little bit of love.

Between kisses and cuddles, Ruby asks Blake if she can purr. Blake overthinks the answer. Ladybug fluff.

When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU

A single act has a significant impact on Naruto. Now decisions made in the dark will come to light while relationships will be permanently altered. Will the search for a new Hokage help Naruto find the love for Konoha or insure he never feels that way again?

Kushina decides to take on a team and gets her perverted son who has a lot of potential. She is actually quite happy with that as she knows exactly how to 'motivate' him and so their funfilled adventure begins with Naruto getting many 'rewards' along the way. A Naruto/Kushina lemon story just so you guys know before you get into it.

Throwing caution to the wind always has consequences. Unfortunately, Naruto doesn't learn this until he is hurled 25 years backwards in time. Time Travel. Naruto/Mikoto. Rated M for later chapters. Spoilers up to Naruto chapter 535.

The Shinigami was satisfied by the bloodbath called the Fourth Shinobi World War. He reaped the souls of over 80,000 ninjas and countless civilians... Then why does he send one of them back in time? (Time-travel done RIGHT; read the first chapter to be convinced. Full summary inside. Features Fūinjutsu!Naruto. Will be EPIC in length. NO HAREM.) "Err... why do you smell like fish?"

"Why won't you let yourself be happy?" Ino shoots back, "You're in love with Sasuke, a literal trash bag, while Lee, one of the sweetest men in the world, worships you. And you disregard him because, what, you don't like his eyebrows? You have no right to ask me that question. I can tell you're miserable, trying to get Sasuke to notice you yet again."

He didn't intend to leave for long, just a week or so. Maybe they would miss him, maybe not. However, the road was alluring and the longer Naruto walked it, the farther the winds carried him from home. Perhaps he would return someday, but for now—he would walk that winding road toward the dawn.

In which Hikigaya Hachiman gets married(again). Oneshot.

Cuatro años pasaron desde que la Guerra termino, Ino Yamanaka perdió a sus amigos y su padre quedando sola, pero gracias a la compañía de cierto rubio se dará cuenta de lo que siente realmente por el.

Naruto (OC) was born in the Uchiha Clan and is the younger brother of Obito and Shisui. Witnessing and later finding out about the truth of the Clan Massacre, he instead chooses to protect the Leaf. Meanwhile he tries to resist the Curse of Hatred just like his family had done. Discontinued; will be rewritten later after the planning for the story is finished. Sorry everyone. :'(

He vivido una vida muy larga, creí haber cumplido todos mis sueños sin embargo me faltaba uno por alcanzar, uno que jamas pensé que podría cumplir. Al menos hasta que mi madre apareció y me hizo una oferta, mi juventud a cambio de ir a su mundo. Un mundo plagado de monstruos, donde tengo varios hermanos a los que cuidar y otra oportunidad para poder amar. ¿Como podría rechazar eso?

In which Yukino, Yui, and Iroha watches a rather peculiar video about a not-so-sober Hachiman. Oneshot.

Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc

Captured by Orochimaru, how long can Naruto resist her charms and save his friend? Fem OrochimaruxNaruto One-shot I don't own Naruto

All according to plan . . . or maybe not.

The idea hit Jiraiya like a bolt of lightning, but the entire shinobi world would feel the thunder clap.

A Naruto/Akame ga Kiru Crossover set after the Fourth Shinobi War in Naruto. Main pairing characters are Uzumaki Naruto, Esdeath, Hyuga Hinata and Akame. See inside for details. (On Hiatus)

A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.

Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.

Sasuke Uchiha, age twenty-three, counts the days by anniversaries. They're not all happy ones.

Pushed aside for the sake of his siblings, Naruto gains knowledge of this mad world through literature. For a child still learning of life's struggles, that can be a damaging thing. The world is quick to call a babbling man insane when he is more likely the genius of his own words. A fool with a kunai is no match for a genius with a pebble.

Really, how much can small things affect the world? Little things like the colour of someone's hair? Their Mentor? Maybe... their date of birth?

The Nine-Tailed Fox. A mighty creature of pure chakra, with a visage fearsome enough to put the most hardened of men into fear comas. That was how the demon was known to Naruto. Now just imagine his surprise when he suddenly meets the fox and realizes that she's a girl. An insanely cute girl at that. It is just too bad about her nasty attitude. She sure is fluffy though. Complete!

It is back up! It will take awhile before the entire story is back up, though.

A little Rushed. Its the first of my Jaune Arc based series. Like the Letters he left Beacon and now EVERYONE wants him back

It was so much easier to ignore her when they were little; back when three years difference meant something. But as she became a woman, it became harder and harder to see her as his little sister. Naruto x Fem Konohamaru! [One-Shot] Proof of concept!

Naruto is forced to have a bit of fun with someone who he isn't exactly 100% fond of. Graphic smut/lemon. Naruto x Anko. One-shot. A little bit of love.

Remake of Naruto the Moon Rabbit, this one being more up to date with the RWBY-verse.

Oneshot, especiales e historias cortas sobre Naruto Uzumaki teniendo un giro rotundo en su vida conociendo a varias chicas. Naruto/?, M por seguridad en la mayoría de las historia pero también Rate T.

After the 4th Shinobi War, things have returned to peace. However, Naruto's dream to become Hokage was shattered when Konoha elected Sasuke to be the Rokudaime Hokage. However, when Sasuke goes to take Karin as his 'rightful' bride-to-be, a new revelation is sprung upon him. It would seem Naruto will have the last laugh after all. Naru x Harem

Inspired by Rorscharch's Blot's Things I'd Like To See In a Fic #449: The movie Bruce Wayne saw before his parents were gunned down was Zorro, the Gay Blade, leading to a much more flamboyant superhero. (Collection of oneshots, not in any particular order).

Basked in the afterglow of a rather wondrous experience, Naruto and Tayuya get to realize something that they'd never had was right in front of them.

Hinata struggles to find a present for Naruto to celebrate his inauguration as the Seventh Hokage. Sakura has a rather naughty idea: Hinata could be the gift herself. But how does one go about wrapping up a present like that? After all, the unwrapping usually the best part. Now with sequel! Rated M for a reason.

Naruto saves his mother from a molester at the anniversary of Uchiha couple and turn her night from bad to good. Completed.

All Eveline ever wanted was a family. It was her most fervent desire, her most cherished wish. All she ever longed for. So, if one were to be offered to her, would she not jump at the opportunity? Not so Hazardous, indeed! Part of the Not Going Home Series! Spoilers for Resident Evil 7! Fluff, humor, and a sappy little story. ONESHOT.

A poem, from Ren to Nora

Due to unexpected circumstances and as part of the game of a pair of Goddesses... Naruto finds himself in some unusual and Krazy circumstances. Naruto x Harem. Multi-xover Warning: Yanderes (As the Title says.) Insanity, bashing and darkness later. (Adopted by Poke'boy24)

Kushina survives and raises Naruto, What would happen when Naruto catches Kushina masturbating. Lemons, Incest! I dont own Naruto

When Hinata use the castration palm to defend Naruto and Ramen saves the world, you know you entered the world of randomness. Come! Rame won't be built in one day! And now with lemon !

The mission is the kindling and their argument the spark that starts a fire between them. But Naruto's only ever been in love with one girl, and the decision to welcome the newly-ignited flames that consume his head and heart is a strange and confusing one. Two-shot, NaruIno

ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...

Temari was a harsh, clever woman, but she loved for simple reasons. [NaruTema]

An argument among Konoha moms to prove their son is strongest in the village Leads them all into a sex competition. Naruto x Kushina, Sasuke x Mikoto, Kiba x Tsume, Shika x Yoshino, Neji x Harumi, Naruto x Mikoto, Naruto x Tsume. Sasuke, kiba lovers don't read. One shot.

They were feared. They were alone. They only had each other. They were like those monsters, only in human forms. Nobody wanted them. They were outcasts. They were only little girls. They lived in the Outer Areas, away from Civilization. Nobody cared for them. That is, until some blond person stumbled into their lives. "Err, do any of you girls know the way to Konoha?"

The Service Club has long been disbanded since Hachiman graduated from Sobu high but even so, an old acquaintance makes a request.

What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!

Hinata had always considered that all she needed in life was one Naruto. Until there were two. Rated M for a reason!

Coco and Velvet weren't always as close as they are now. It took a lot of misunderstandings, a bit of uncertainty, and a few tears to get them here.

Los Agentes Dana Scully y Fox Mulder viajaban por la carretera de Colorado después de terminar una misión cerca de Colorado Springs, una extraña tormenta se formo frente a ellos y un poderoso rayo impacto la tierra, cuando la tormenta se disipo en el cráter donde golpeo el rayo había una persona, ¿quien es y porque apareció justo donde el rayo golpeo? La Verdad Esta Alla Afuera

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

Spin-off story of Failings and Misunderstandings/Trials and Forthcomings. After two years of being apart, Naruto and Hinata meet again. During a spar with their Senseis, Sakura has a surprise for Hinata, one that Naruto is going to love to bits. This story is rated M for a good reason.

A special guest has arrived in the Great Tomb of Nazarick. Will she even survive?

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.

He was not sure when it all started, was it when he was a baby, was it when these incidents happened, or was it when he joined Total Drama with his childhood friend. Only one thing he knows is that he has been living a dramatic life. Rated M for some swearing and possible lemon in future.

Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot. Dedicated to Igornerd because of a lost bet.

The sequel to my first story in the Scooby Doo fandom, Vietnam. Story can be found towards the bottom of my profile page.

Kin is forced to clean Naruto's home after losing a bet, and to make things worse she has to wear a certain outfit while doing it. But she decides to turn the tables on him and use it to her advantage. Oneshot NaruKin Read and Review

They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.

Naruto was always one to be up at the crack of dawn, in contrast to Tayuya who preferred to sleep in all day. But he knows a way to get her out of bed. Slight NaruTayu Oneshot

For we will surpass Him.

Unable to get some sleep because of how cold the room is, Ruby ends up asking her sister Yang if she could sleep next to her sister like when they were younger. Yang welcomes Ruby with open arms, however inside her mind the elder sister has other plans... (WARNING: Incest and smut) (Sorry for the bad summary. I stayed up for two days straight working on this story and refining it)

Oneshot. How Naruto Became the Sixth Hokage at Age Sixteen. (Completely honestly and legally.) Or, five conversations that didn't happen.

Todo parecía ser un día normal para Naruto, hasta que su hermana menor y la mejor amiga de ella lo llamaron para que fuera a su habitación, sin saber en el enorme lió que se metió (Advertencia: Contiene Lolicon y casi Incesto)

Ino travels back in time to be with her husband and to right some wrongs. Repost of story. Ino/Naruto pairing.

Summoning the Death God to seal the fox into his son goes slightly wrong...

The original version of Making Uzumaki.

Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.

Life is a fragile thing, and death comes to all with time. But even as we pass, what becomes of those we leave behind? Major character death warning. Death-fic collection. Chapters are stand-alone. No pairings.

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

This story is a spinoff of Mistress Winowyl's story 'Get What You Wanted.' Moka commits an unforgivable act and will suffer the consequences of it.

You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!

Tsunade only took Haruno Sakura as her apprentice because she thought the girl would grow up. She didn't.

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

Una de las misiones mas importantes de Sasuke y Madara, "rescatar" a Karin Uzumaki de Konoha, lo que ellos no saben, es que no sera una empresa muy sencilla y mas cuando la misma Karin ya tiene su vida hecha con alguien mas, ligero Cross-over con una caricatura de la Warner Brothers, cualquier similitud, es mera coincidencia

Kurama sabe lo que le sucedera al rubio ahora que mostro su potencial despues de la guerra, para ayudar a su "compadre" abrio un portal a la Dimension del Tsukuyomi la cual fueron victimas previamente trayendo del mismo a 3 personas, solo que una de ellas tiene una extraña obsesion con nuestro querido rubio, quienes son? leves golpes a Hinata, M por Seguridad

One-Shot. After a turbulent two-month relationship with Sakura, Naruto's happiness comes crashing down around him after one slip of the tongue sends Sakura out the door for good. In his rage, Naruto accidentally yells "I HATE YOU" at Hinata when she comes to visit, and is left to deal with it without the Fox's aide. Rated M for later content; Naru/Hina pairing, OOC Hinata later on.

This follows my other How Naruto Beat stories. This time Orochimaru faces off against our favorite sun kissed blond.

Durante su viaje con Jiraya, Naruto y su sensei desarticularon la banda de Otto liberando a los civiles, encontrandose con tecnicas, diarios y experimentos nunca vistos, pero que pasa cuando se encuentra un pergamino donde se invoquen 5 criaturas de otra dimension? Ligero Cross-over con los Pinguinos de Madagascar/ T por seguridad

One shot of what might have happened if Sakura had been less obsessed and less blind

Facing certain death the vampire Moka has no choice but to give Tsukune one more injection of her blood. As she fears the blood transforms him... but not into a ghoul. Tsu X Mok

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Some times the simplest plans work the best.

Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.

A short list of the advantages of being a Sith Lord

Naruto never goes to the Academy, the Hokage takes him in and trains him to be a powerful Retainer to the Hokage and his family. Mix between Walter from 'Hellsing' and Niles from 'The Nanny'. PowerfulNaruto, possible Harem. Sasuke gets B****-Slapped.

Plagued by a nightmare caused by the Kyuubi, Naruto sets out to learn the real reason for being Hokage. Look out ninja world, a new Naruto Uzumaki has arrived! Strictly NaruIno. Other secret pairings. No Harem. Rated M for Violence.

Moka and Tsukune have been together for years now, but have come to an impasse. What lengths will she go to get what she wants? How far will he let it go to deny her? M for strong and intense scenes.

One Shot. A bit of love can change a lot of things, but Naruto never knew things could change this much, and just who really is the mysterious black cat? Slight bashing.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

sakura comes back to the village to express her love for the blonde hokage, but find that naruto has already moved on. her plans to get him fall to ruin, what is the resolt? naruino, sakura bashing ONESHOT

Miscommunication can lead to very unusual circumstances. With permission from moodiful819, this is a parody of his/her parody. I'd suggest reading that story as well, it's very good.

Kurumu does what she can to help when Tsukune is hurt.

Naruto, in his own subtle way, pushed everyone to do their best. To do better than they thought they could. To accomplish the seemingly impossible. Only afterwards did Tayuya realize this. M for a bit of language.

Hinata knows Naruto like the back of her hand, so she's surprised and secretly smug when he challenges her to a game of 'who knows who best'. NarutoXHinata one-shot

The Rookie 12 have gathered at a club, the Misted Lotus, to prepare for the return of Naruto after going away for his training with the Toad Sage. For the sake of the story, they're all about 18 years old. Oneshot! Naru/Hina

Sequel to Shades of Blondes. 3 years have passed and Naruto wants nothing more but to be home with his family.

Tayuya lives in Konoha. A glimpse into her life there, a few looks at how she got there, and how she keep Naruto to herself. NaruTayu M for language One-Shot

The allies from sand never came, and so the Sasuke retrieval mission went badly. Naruto is captured. Konoha thinks he is a traitor. Naruto gives up. NaruTayu Dark One-shot M for Tayuya's language

Naruto saw people in a different light. They were tools, nothing more. But when he confronts someone much like him, a prisoner he is supposed to interrogate, can he keep his cold outlook, even with her? NaruTayu. M for language. One-shot.

She had never been so happy, as she had been these past few weeks, even though she was still relearning to walk. A fluffy NaruTayu as he helps her walk again. One-shot. M for language.

Naruto wouldn’t let them take her away. “You can’t have her! She’s mine! All mine!” Tayuya felt the same way. NaruTayu One-shot.

It started out with a simple spar. But in time, this simple start escalated into something much more... intense. Almost as much as the tension between them had escalated. It was inevitable that something like this would happen. Naruto/Ino NaruIno One-shot

Naruto had always been a cheerful, laid-back kinda guy. But there are some things he can never forgive. “Killing you would be too kind. I want you to suffer.” Dark. Rated M for a bit of gore. One-shot.

If you crack it, you can fix it. If you lose it, you can find it. But Naruto's mind shattered into a million pieces, and no one could hope to put it back together again. Naruto/Sakura NaruSaku. Dark. One-shot.

Ino talks about her love life...or lack there of it. Could an invitation to breakfast from a friend be the start of something great?

Naruto could control it. He hated senseless violence, and needless brutality. But when Ino became involved, Naruto had a hair trigger. Dark. One-shot.

Naruto became Rokudaime, Sakura's left him. After throwing himself into a senseless relationships, he's finally found the one he wants, only she's about to drop the biggest news to ever affect Naruto. R&R please.

What happens when two fated people never meet?

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

When everything is makebelieve, if you hope hard enough, can it be made real?

Oneshot Shaggy goes to the funeral of an old friend and reveals a bit of his past.