Gonna say this on my profile as I generally forget to do so in my stories. I do NOT own any of the fandoms I write on. Trust me if I did then there would be a hell of a lot more gay in things XD

Seriously though please don't sue, I do this for my amusement and the amusement of other's and do not mean any offence to the producers and creators of the verse's I write of.

Hey there guys! This is Shamefaced Shambles previously known as OobeleyDoobeley, I felt like starting a new account so here I am! There will be a link to my old profile at the bottom of the page to those curious about my old writings or have already read them. Unfortunately to those who have already read my stories you may have noticed a few are unfinished, and they forever shall stay that way. Yes it's true I have abandoned all unfinished fics from my last profile - cry those little eyes out children! - well anyway now that that announcement is out of the way let's get onto business.

I am a complete slash fan, I've not a het fic in God knows how long. The fics that currently occupy most of my time are either Harry Potter of Axis Powers: Hetalia. So for now the majority of my fics, reviews, favorites ad so on shall be for these fandoms (that includes Harry Potter crossovers, I read them quite often).

Anyway some little nuggets on me ;) Name:- Ben Dover . . . seriously you thought I would give you my real name?

Age:- I'm 15, I'm pretty sure you can't track me with that little piece of info.

Hair Colour:- Dark Brown but it shines Auburn in the sun . . . my inner mind voice made that sound soo weird.

Eye Colour:- It's a mix of blue, green and brown. Hazel as you normal folks call it.

Location:- Scotland, but that's all your getting, for all you know I can be living the aquatic adventures of the merpeople - oh shit did I type that out loud?

Favorites of Mine

Movies

Harry Potter (hellz yeah :D), Lord of The Rings, Pitch Black:Riddick, Love Actually, X-Men, The Covenant, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz (generally films with Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost), Howls Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Kiki's Delivery Service, My Neighbour Totoro, Laputa Castle In The Sky, Pirates of the Carribean, District 13 (a French film that totally kicks ass!), Angel of Mine (another French film about a psycho lady), He Loves Me he Loves Me Not (yet ANOTHER French film about a psycho lady - I swear the French have a fetish) and so many more that I can't be arsed writing. Oh yeah I also really like Tim Burton films, can't beleive I forgot them . . . rhios gonna kill me oAo

Books

Harry Potter (kind of a given though), The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Memoirs of a Geisha, Wuthering Heights (it was bat-shit crazy but I liked it), Jodi Picoult books, Twilight (. . . somewhat), cook books (. . . what?), medical journals (. . . WHAT!? THEY'RE INTERESTING!! Okay fine maybe it is a bit weird), anything with supernatural happenings (ghost, vamps etc), ummm really can't think of anymore even though I've read a hell of a lot more.

TV Shows

SUPERNATURAL!!(sorry really love this show), Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, Ghost Whisperer, CSI (all of 'em), Criminal Minds, American Dad, S.P.A.C.E.D, I used to watch Animal Planet a lot lol :3, . . . it's so hard to think of TV Shows! Damn!, umm Oh Yeah! Mock The Week, 8 out of 10 Cats, Nevermind the Buzzcoks, Mighty Boosh, Live at The Apollo (although technically that is stand up but who cares it's on TV!) and something else . . .

Games

Kingdom Hearts (all), Final Fantasy (all . . . can't wait for XIII!), Black and White, Mirrors Edge, StepMania, Guitar Hero, Canis Canem Edit, Sims, The Movies, Morrowind, Oblivion IV: The Elder Scrolls, Roller Coaster Tycoon, ummm Audiosurf, any RPG's, games you only get in arcades like skeeball lol :P, Legend of Zelda, Super Mario Sushine and many other games that I a) can't remember the names of and b) can't be arsed writing.

Anime/Manga

Axis Powers: Hetalia, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket (but the ending totally sucked ass seriously the cat had to find LOVE to break the curse BAH!), Skip Beat!, Vampire Knight, Karin, Peach Girl, Moon Phase, Pretear, Lovely Complex, Witch Hunter Robin (which I should probably finish watching soon), Lucky Star, Ghost Hunt, Kitchen Princess, V.B Rose, My Heavenly Hockey Club, Godchild and various others that I have read that I can't remember the titles.

I also really like listening and playing music (I play piano and others but piano is my faveorite), drawing and cooking. I play tennis as well, but the weather has been too bad recently.

Quotes

The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable - Paul Dean

I'm not offended by all of the dumb blonde jokes 'cause I know I'm not dumb . . . I also know I'm not blonde - Dolly Parton

There are three stages to a man: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he IS Santa Claus - Bob Philips

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose: They should draw the line at goats though - Elton John

I can't die until the government find a safe place to bury my liver - Phil Harris

The only time me and my wife had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers - Woody Allen

Prussia (about Gilbird): When I first found the little guy. I didn't know he had been following me on my head the whole time. FUCKING NINJA MUCH. XD

"A holiday isn't over until your home and the stress of a holiday is expelled from your body. Ha, did you see my oxymoron, stress . . . holiday, ahahaha" ¬_¬" I said that to my mum 'cause I'm a nerd and found that funny.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1845745/OobeleyDoobeley - like I said here is a link to my old account :D enjoy~