UMM.. HI? yeah its been a while... sorry?

OK, please don't kill me, its just that I've been really busy with school as well as being on crutches for about 2 months, so yeah its been a busy year. I'm not promising anything but i will try and post at least a chapter or two within 3 weeks from today. Don't lose hope.

-Open curtains-

*girl walks awkwardly on to stage*

Umm.. hello?

crickets chirp

yeaah... my name is _ but you know me as Happy.Sushi.4.Life

*audience stares*

okkkk...well i just wanted to say that i am-

*cowboys and aliens and the grim reaper and the joker and stuff and a fish charge at girl*

FEELING SO RANDOM!!!!!!!

*audience aren't impressed*

*girl looks at them and sighs*

aaand i am writing the next chapter of my fanfic which you should TOTALLY check out, if you have't already-

-PRODUCT PLACEMENT-

*girl glares at friend*

-ahem-

*girl smiles at audience: who are now cheering*

sooo i hope you have a lovely day!

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At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping

it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him

by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to

football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out

of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to

the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch

certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.

You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.

You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.

You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You

thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him

by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked

him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus

carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm

so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you

how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the

country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You

thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their

children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came

crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

Never take your dad for granted, you have no idea what you are missing. Love him

and thank him while he's alive.

If you truly love your dad, post this to your profile

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Thx for reading this very long list. =P

Update: An accident with a purpose WILL have it's first chapter in the near future so be patient. Happy.Sushi.4.Life xoxo

Update 2: Yeah.. about that first chapter...not gonna happen for a loooooooooooong time...hehe?Happy.Sushi.4.Life xoxo i updated on 11/11/11!!!!!!

Update 3 : story deleted until further planning.Happy.Sushi.4.Life xoxo

New fanfic!!!!!! check out Waiting my second attempt at writing a fanfic

so i wrote a chapter, added it, and then deleted it. many people read it. if you liked it i will take parts of that chapter and put it together in my new chapter.

progress on new chapters-

20/02/12 or 02/20/12

ch.1 is going well, it is better than previous chapter, but i am planning on using ol' chappie's ideas in new chapter while trying to go with the new aspects. hope you'll like it!

?/?/12

too lazy to look at my calander (sp?)

guess what! i've changed my fanfics name!!

it is now called What am i Riddle! your SLAVE?!?!

Did you know...

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It's good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.

It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH!!

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted. (yeah it didn't come true but still)