Arghh...writing a profile is troublesome...

However for the sake of others ill give it a go!

AGE: I will only say this Im old enough to have sex, but too young to buy alcohol, you just guess around

SEX: Im a guy

HEIGHT: about 5"10

MISC FACTS: umm...ohh! i dont chew ramen when i eat it i just swallow it whole...and...i freaking LOVE edamame beans!

ANIME:i love anime, always have, and i believe that even when im an old grandpa i think ill be sitting in my living room watching Naruto while my grand kids complain about how old it looks. My favorite anime by far would have to be Elfen Lied, and no its not because of the nudity, its because of the Gore, yea i love gore or any bloody anime, i love Gantz because its way more bloody than Elfen lied but not as good of a story line, Eureka 7, Naruto(of course), Bleach (of course again), Hellsing, Samurai X, Death Note, .Hack//Roots,(obviously) really there are many more but for the life of me i cant think of them hehe.

MUSIC: music for me...is not just something to listen to, it truley is a passion every waking second that i am able to, i will listen to music, even since i was 7 i have listened to music every second i got, as a result i am an expert on the genre's that i enjoy listening to. My favorite all time bands are Muse and Deftones, i love Muse and their eerily melodic themes of songs they play my favorite song by them is Micro Cuts, because of the note he hits it is amazing, i mostly listen to Grunge and Metal however, Skinyard, 7 Year Bitch, Mother Love Bone, Bush, Nirvana, Rammstein, Eisbrecher, NIN, E Nomine, Coldplay, Audio Slave, Sound Garden, Pearl Jam, Linkin Park, Coheed and Cambria, Filter, Finger Eleven, Foo Fighters, Hoobastank, Metallica, Queens of the Stone Age, The Killers, Radio Head, Rob Dougan, Serj Tankian, Shinedown, Smashing Pumpkins, Staind, System of a Down, The 69 Eyes, The Dandy Warhols, The Fray,The Verve, Tool, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Slither, Lacrimas Profundere, Snow Patrol and many many more, too many to ever count in a life time.

MOVIES: I love The Crow, my favorite all time movie, the first is the good one, the other two suck, 28 Weeks Later, and 28 Days Later, i really dont watch TV that much anymore so i dont have many favorite movies, one show i love more than any other is Scrubs, its so rediculously funny. I have decided to try my hand at writing a story, i feel i have had enough practice getting all of my bad ideas out of my head and trying my best to iron out my writing

NOTE: i have decided to try my hand at writing a story, i feel i have had enough practice getting all of my bad ideas out of my head and trying my best to iron out my writing. though there is only so much i can do by myself, i find that i have a very bad habit of condensing things down. Where as it would take another writer 2 or 3 chapters to get through a certain part of a plot line i do it in 1 chapter, sometimes less, bad habit i cant seem to break, though aside from the occasional spelling error and such my grammer is pretty decent, anyway if there are any betas out there willing to help me out it would be much appreciated, though i am rather shy about sharing my work (hehe) though i must warn you if you do decide to help me out, please try to be as patient as you can be, thanks!

FAVORITE NARUTO PAIRINGS: top is the favorite(they are all favorites just because its at the bottom doesnt mean i hate it)

Naru/Tayu

Naru/Anko

Naru/Kin

Naru/FemHaku

Naru/Shiz

Naru/Konan

Naru/FemKyuubi

Naru/Kure

Naru/Ino

Naru/Tema

there is actually a pairing i like that isnt even a choice in character and that Naru/Kagerou(the butterfly girl)

I really really dont like Naru/Hina pairings, and before you get all angry at me i have read stories with the pairing, such as Runaways and A Mothers Love, probably two of the best Naru/Hina stories out there, just dont like it...dont spam me about it! respect my wishes bishes!

My Favorite girl out of any Animes...would have to be Halibel...dunno just think she is cool

thing i like to do personally, well i like to go hang out with friends, and play games, drive around at night to relax, read Fan Fiction of course, and most of all listen to music, this is all i really care to tell you, if you really want to know me better PM me, ill be more than glad to answer any of your unorthodox questions, or any of the such

Also on another note, i have a few not bad idea for Naruto fan Fics, but im not good at writing them, so if you need an idea, ask me ill give you mine, if you want it, all i ask is that you give me credit for the idea nothing more

Also i heard a song on the radio when i was driving to a friends called 'Addicted' by 'Saving Abel' I love the song, but for those who have ever heard the song doesn't iit completely remind you of a Naru/Anko pairing? i mean seriously thats what always pops into my head when i hear the song

CHALLENGE: Though i doubt many will ever see my profile since im not an author myself, kinda wish i was, anyway!

These ideas are just ones that i have had for a while, never had a chance to really get them out, but you know what they say 'Every idea must touch another mind to surive'

(No title) Naruto X-over with the movie 'The Crow': the crow is a much, much older movie, id recommend watching it before you do this story, assuming you do it, not the actual movie with Naruto, just the idea of coming back to life with invulnerability for revenge, i can imagine tons of ways Naruto could die, Pairings, if any, are up to you, id like it centered around Naruto as an older ninja, 18 or 19 maybe

(Viro-nin) Naruto X-over with the game 'Prototype': It would probably be hard to write this story without Naruto being Super powered... but thats your choice, i had always imagined it as a week or so before the Gennin exams, Danzou deems Naruto a threat and has his top medical followers create a virus specificly made to kill him, Root attacks him and injects him with the virus, and he is later presumed dead, until of course the Kyuubi gets a hold of the virus and uses its Demonic Chakra to mutate the virus into what you saw in the game, Naruto wakes up in a hospital, inside a sealed bubble and has no memory of anyone or himself before the attack, from there on its your choice, pairings(if any) and how the story moves along.

(No Title): Another idea im sure is overused...but like before i havent seen one like this yet, October 10th, a young 10 year old Naruto is running from two Chuunin, the boy has blood all over his arms and face from evading a large mob earlier. the whole chase they are guiding his path into a closed down section of the village since the Kyuubi attack so they could kill him without intteruption, without knowing it Naruto passes through a barrier made by a special seal without knowing it and keeps on running, the two Chuunin smash into the barrier, and are completely confused and pissed off. Eventually Naruto stops not hearing them behind him anymore and turns to look for them, figuring he must have lost them he realizes that he has never seen or heard of this section of the village before, figuring it was safe to stay in since there were no people around he continues along until he comes to an old abandoned mansion, weeds all over, vines growing up the side of the home, strange wild flowers growing all around and a stone gate that was falling apart, a good place to hide for the night he goes up to the door and grasps the knob unknowing that it was his blood that was on his hand that allowed him to open it nor that this was the Namikaze mansion, once inside he goes exploring and happens upon the basement which contains scrolls with all the information he will ever need to be a great ninja, plenty of jutsus of each element, chakra control, seals, botany and medicine, even poisons, he still doesnt know who the mansion or scrolls belong too and over the next two years spends his time in secret studying here. just a general idea of how to start it, seems like a likely thing to happen in all honesty

(No Title): Naruto is captured by the remnants of Akatsuki(Konan, Pein, Zetsu, Kisame, and Tobi at the age of 17, Konoha has no idea of his location and he is to have Kyuubi extracted the next day, while restrained Pein and Konan ask him if he has any final request and Naruto figuring he was going to die, doesnt want to die without knowing a womans warmth, Pein quickly nods and Konan to deal with this, Konan already feeling lonely since Nagato/Pein never paid attention to her anymore, now feels heartbroken, after disabling Naruto's use of Kyuubi and Chakra, they spend the night together, although it was supposed to just be a final wish, after it was over, Naruto comforts her and asks her why she seemed sad, she explains how she has been treated lately by nagato and the only reason she joined Akatsuki was for him, later that night, while all the members are either preocupied or asleep she makes a move that will change her life and Naruto's forever, she frees him and runs away with him, Naruto knows he cant return to Konoha with a member of Akatsuki and Konan doesnt know anywhere to go, so they struggle to find a safe haven while evading both Akatsuki and Konoha nins. Basically a Naru/Konan romance story, since there are so few, and even fewer good ones

(Gerudo Prince): Naruto is spirited away by the sages from his true home at a young age to prevent history from repeating itself and grows up in Konoha not knowing that he is a special child, a child born once only every 500 years. The first male baby to be born in the clan of the Gerudo thieves. Honestly its a little rough around the edges. i was thinking you know that he will have to make a choice between following the footsteps of the old king Ganondorf who is whispering to him beyond this realm and finding his own path, how he finds out his heritage is up to you as well as a pairing, if any, though him going to eventually be living in a clan with a bunch of woman? kind of hard to avoid a pairing hehe

Thats all i can really think of...i know i had more...but i can remember :)

anyway if you decide any of these deserve a chance, just let me know, id be more than happy to read these stories

Number your 12 fav. Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1- Tayuya

2- Anko

3- Konan

4- Naruto

5- Zetsu

6- Hidan

7- Sasori

8- Ino

9- Shino

10- Zabuza

11- Haku

12- Gaara

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

No...and it seems HIGHLY unlikely i ever will.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Err...not really...but from one straight guy to another i would say he looks good.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Wow...i could actually see it happening, would make a cute kid i think.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Not centered on him, but i have read plenty with him in it.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

YES!! they totally would! i could see Anko embracing Jashin! Hidan loves pain and Anko loves causing it and Hidan is immortal, match made in heaven!! or hell...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Preferably neither...but if i had a gun to my head and had to choose...probably 5/10...so at least it isnt like phedo-ish

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Probably kill them both and turn them into Puppets...hehehehe

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

wow this is hard..."what would happen if Konan was sent to try and recruit Zabuza into Akatsuki?"

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

ohh god i hope so.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

ummm...! "Gaara broke Sasori's favorite puppet and feels bad, so he tried to comfort him..." yeah...never again

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

fairly simple "after the failed attempt of returning Uchiha Sasuke, Naruto goes back to where they fought all the sound four to find evidence and instead finds a foul mouthed little red head named Tayuya who lost her memory"

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

dunno

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

no...but i have!(drawn)

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

ew...they better not

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!. sorry i cant imagine Zabuza being very passionate

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

hmm...Crazy Bitch by Buck Cherry (muahahahaha)

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

DO NOT READ THIS

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Hey baby...want to see my Zanbatou?" of course afterwards i imagine him being chased everywhere by Snakes

JA NE!!