Hello there! Tis Optimistic Lier... Nice to meet you? Ah ha ha ha... wow...

Hope you like me stories, and remember to review, it makes me happy on the inside. Like a warm and fuzzy feeling, kind of like the one cookies give

I never was one for an epic profile, so I'll leave you here to... Erm... Read?

So here I am. It's 1:09 in the morning, and I think, "Why not make an attempt at a profile Alyss darling?"

Well than... Why not? What do people usually do? Write their name? Drink juice boxes and frolic around thier profile? That seems like fun...

Name: Just call me Alyss

Age: 13. Like everyone else on this freaking website.

Gender: God. What an obvious question. I'm a he/she of course.

Star sign: Leo. Rawr.

Chinese thing: Boar. I prefer Boar, not pig -shudders- I am not fat! Curse you Chinese restaurant place mats!

Favorite Color: Lavender. Yellow. Light Blue. Neon Orange. That's it

Favorite flavor of cheese: Swiss please

Oh yeah!

-whips off cape and reveals Otaku-ness-

I am an Otaku

Favorite Manga of all time: Vampire Knight

Shojo: Vampire Knight

TheotheroneIcan'tspell: Tsubasa Reservoir I

First Manga of All Time: It was either Inuyasha (Like everyone else

Favorite Anime of All Time: Either Code Geass (I know it's mainstream... I just can't help it T_T) or Melancholy of Haruhi Suzimiya (God I love that show...)

First Anime of All Time: Inuyasha ._. I wish I could say something coolio... But I can't

Favorite Pairing of All Time: Zeki O_O I shall get to writing a Zeki fic. I promise fluff and epicness. I.LOVE.THIS.SHIP! I eat it for breakfast, but chew carefully, or you shall ruin Zero angry coolness/Sweet lovings

Favorite Character of All Time: Zero. I am a true Zero fangirl. Not a Zeki fangirl (Though it makes me happy), a Zero fangirl.

Book Talk

Favorite Book of All Time: I... I don't know! Leave me alone! -cowers-

What is on Your Lap as You Type/Read?: Untamed, from the House of Night (NO! Stark! You've been here for so short of time, but I love you and Damien the best! Dont -spoiler!spoiler!-!!

Why have you not finished "Best Worst Nightmare" You stupid idiot?: No one reviews it ._. So I am not inspired...

Favorite Pairing: Jazella from Twilight. I know Twilight is over rated, but it it still enjoyable. Like Inuyasha when you're bored. Anyways, I Like it for some wierd twisted reason...Like Jaspers a coolio emo character :O

What are the books around you?: Sold, Eragon (So I know what to write ._.;), The Light Bearers Daughter, Untamed

All Around Me-ness (Well that dosen't sound stupid)

What do you enjoy to listen too?: Right now I'm having an obsesion with VOCALOID's. Listen to them. They're cool (GAH! Len! I love you!)

What is your secret pleausre?: Suzalulu is not a secret! Tisk tisk! Suzalulu FTW! Yaoi (Yay!)

I'll add quotes later

If you are absolutly in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jasper is an emo vampire (really HOT emo vampire)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Repost if you think Edward and Jake can jump in a hole and die, and Jasper can have Bella

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (coughJazzcough), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile