Hey all fanfiction writer peoples! My name is Lauren. I'm 16 years old. I dye my hair often, right now it's black with some strands of purple and I have brown eyes. I dye my hair by myself. But we all know I'm blonde at heart, and sometimes in my head. I'm about 5 foot 8 1/2 inches tall. I am Chinese but I'm mixed in with so much Italian and German origins that you can't really tell. And my fave color is black, i hate all the preppy colors, sorry to everyone else.

My favorite bands are Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Blink 182, Hawthore Heights, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, and I'll stop there because the list could go on and on forever.

My favorite anime/manga's are InuYasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Rurouni Kenshin, Samuria X, Trinity Blood, Trigun, Loveless, Yami no Matsuei (Descendants of Darkness), Hellsing, Ghost in the Shell, Nana, Black Cat, Shaman King (not really), Naruto (only likes the part when Sasuke almost gets killed), and Fushigi Yugi to name a few.

My favorite quotes are..."Reality bites with various sizes of teeth." "Friends help you up when you fall, Best Friends laugh at you and trip you again." "War does not determine wh ois right, war determines who is left." "Smile, it makes people want to know what you're thinking." "I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every last minute of it!" "My life is rated R for retarded." "Reach for the moon, if you miss it, you'll still be amoungst the stars." "You say asylum like it's a bad thing." "Bunnies ate my brain!" "I swear to drunk I'm not God!" "Depression is merely anger without enthusiam." "I find nothing more depressing than optimisn." "I am free from all prejudices, I hate everyone equally." "Sanity is overrated!" "I wish boredom would betray me!"

I'm always online. My hobbies are hanging with my friends, rebelling against something, singing, writing depressing poetry when I'm supposed to be paying attention in class, drawing anime and random things, playing with my dogs, listening to music, talking to the vioces in my head, and daydreaming. I like to play Basketball and watch it too, my fave team is Notre Dame. I like to watch football and my favorite team is the Panthers. I've been a dancer for 13 years now.

I hate the president, I don't know why exactly, but I just hate Bush. And my friends got me hating the Pope cuz they think he's shady and that it was weird to bless all those Lamberginies (it's a car). He kinda looks like a Nazi. But I have cool friends. I say some pretty controversial stuff, but I can't help myself.

Favortie things to say: "Yeah, I know, right?" "Stop! What did I do!" "It's like I have ESPN or something!" "I'm so bored." "Do we need science and math class in the real world?" "Awwww...shit!" "I'm done with my homework." "When life gives me lemons, I make apple juice." "I'm not retarded!" "You didn't just see me trip. You didn't see anything." "OH!" "Nothing...""Your MOM"

I am always depressed so I write my feelings alot. Sometimes I fear that I have an undiagnosed menatl disoreder, but I'm just Schizophrenic and I'm borederline. I have Insomia, too, you know that's when you can't sleep at night verry well. And I'm claustrophobic, a fear of small spaces, Demophobic, the fear of crowds, and I'm slightly Hydrophobic, the fear of water, but I'm only afraid of pools. Oh, and I'm slightly dislexic too.

I also have Asphergers Syndrome (it's pronounced ass burgers...go ahead, laugh it up..."

I've written a couple fanfiction myself. As you can see...or not, I'm verry busy at school. Hey being in the top at your school isn't easy. Now that you know me you can e-mail me at lildarkdude8@yahoo.com or IM me at Lsparkledude@aol.com if you'd like. I'm lonelyful! Oh, and any comments or critisism are welcome.

Oh, and if you wanna you can call me Captian Obvious. It's my respected title at school. RESPECTED! It's gonna be in the year book! Bwu-ha-hah. lol, sorry bout that!

Bye! Captain Obvious, up, up, and away! swoosh