Hello, I'm SharpPen.

I only read and write Harry Potter fan fiction, and I am a Dramione shipper, or if it's well written, a Hermione/anyone shipper. I like Hermione, I don't like Ginny, and I'm quite irrelevant to Luna. I don't particularily enjoy Hermione/Ron, but I have read some very good fics with that pairing. I like snark, love-hate and morbid humor. I do not like fully recovered and supernice Draco, he's stupid. I like snarky, intelligent yet ignorant and canon Draco. I hate it when Draco is all superhero and brave and nice and Hermione this and Hermione that. I ship Granger and Malfoy, not Hermione and Draco. Also I don't like it when Hermione is overly gorgeous and stupid and Mary Su-ish. She's Hermione who cries but has some bone in the nose. Insecure yet selfassurent and slightly cunning at the very pit. I hate bad spelling.

I can't finish a multichaptered fic. Therefore I write mostly oneshots and drabbles, perhaps some day I'll be able to write something longer.

I rarely reply to reviews, simply because I write oneshots and I almost never get any questions or another reason for me to answer, I really appreciate every single review I get however, and I am very grateful to the people that review. If you want me to answer just say so, I have no problem with doing so, I just don't want to be a pain to anyone.

If you have any questions about me, my writing or Harry Potter in general, don't hesitate to ask, I rarely bite and am probably more scared of you than you are of me.

Feel free to add me on twitter :)

-Love, Jo.