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Joined 03-26-15, id: 6646607, Profile Updated: 03-31-15
Author has written 2 stories for Dark Souls.

Hello there. My name is Diesel and I like to write... I mean, why would I else be on this page? How about you? Do you like to write? NICE! Let's have a chat, my new-found friend! Especially if you're interested in the Souls series, in which case I DEMAND that you make contact immediately! I love to chat about those amazing games, including Bloodborne as well!

Some of my favorite things:

Activities

Hanging out

Handball

Training

Gaming

Movies

The Dark Knight trilogy

The LOTR trilogy

Silence of the Lambs

Schindler's List

Guardians of the Galaxy

Need for Speed (SUE ME!)

Alien/s

21/22 Jump Street

The first three PotC movies

Games

Dark Souls has an eternal place in my heart, haven't played Bloodborne yet

Dark Souls II (to a lesser extent)

GTA V and SA

The Max Payne trilogy

Assasin's Creed IV: Black Flag (because Unity was a buggy mess)

Fallout 3/New Vegas (also a buggy mess, but still a great game)

Chivalry: Medieval Warfare

Books

Percy Jackson

Lord of the Rings

Various books about mental training and motivation

People

I can't really list my RL friends here, since they're not on the page so it would be kind of weird... I guess I'll fill this one out once I get to know people.

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Mad Max: The City of Stones by Venotica reviews
I didn't believe it actually existed until I saw it with my own eyes. A massive city built inside of the mountains, safe from the worst of the nuclear fallout. This city could be humanity's salvation. My salvation. When I helped Furiosa and the Wives, I was looking for redemption. Now, I'm looking for a reason to be alive. Max/OC. Two years after Fury Road.
Mad Max - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,710 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/8/2017 - Published: 5/26/2015
Where the Grass Never Grows by sweettea1 reviews
Asher is Max's only partner in the Wasteland, unwanted and unwelcome. He did not need luggage to carry around - another responsibility to worry about. Asher, however, proves she is more than a liability; and, to Max's chagrin, he finds himself loving her company. Perhaps he was going mad. Perhaps she would be the one to finally push him over the edge.
Mad Max - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,885 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 5/23/2015
He Who Came First Knew Nothing But War by hansolo18 reviews
The Ace had always been a War Boy. This was an undisputed fact. Ace never expected one of the Immortan's wives to join the ranks but felt no surprise when Furiosa took them by storm.
Mad Max - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,429 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 8/3/2015 - Complete
Breaking the Cycle by theseeker64 reviews
The Knight Lautrec has stumbled upon a terrible realization: Lordran is being cycled over and over endlessly by a stream of 'Chosen' heroes. Now he's intent on finding a way to put an end to the madness, and is enlisting the aid of Quelana, Mother of Pyromancy, Patches the Hyena, and others to resolve this eternal conflict - and break the cycle. Cover Art by 'AskCiaran' on Tumblr.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 399,333 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Quelaana of Izalith, Solaire of Astora, Lautrec, Knight of Carim - Complete
DARKISH SOULS by Queen Sydon reviews
Seek Guidance; Hurl Lightning Spear. Everything starts to make sense. Praise the motherf &*ing sun.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,362 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Solaire of Astora - Complete
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F4&K IT - The Story reviews
- HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN! When two friends awaken in a little game called Dark Souls, buggery happens. Buggery being a shitload of pop-culture references, unfitting humor, inappropriate jokes and friendships we all wished we had. I do not take responsibility for loss of IQ or virginity as a result of this story. Read at own risk. Rated T for Scandinavian Humor.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 4/1/2015
When Battle Comes
A knight's deed is his own, and when the deed comes to pass, one must be ready.
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Knight - Complete