Hikigaya Hachiman is the last person on earth who should ever apply to U.A. High School. Yet somehow, he manages anyway. In a world of irrepressible optimism and idealism, these are the adventures of a young man who believes that idealism is a lie.

AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**

"Come on, Minato," the woman whined. "Some sidekick you are. It's probably not as bad as you make it out to be… I think."

Jaune Arc succumbed to an explosion that was a mixture of feline DNA and Dust—Nora's fault—and it ended up turning him into an extinct Faunus. News traveled fast of the newly created Faunus, the Saber-Tooth Cat. The Faunus community and The White Fang were undoubtedly shaken up, none more than Sienna Khan and Blake Belladonna. One wanted to recruit him. The other wanted to help.

The sun rises over Brockton Bay.

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

Armsmaster gets a call from his sister-in-law, who needs him to look after his teenage nephew for a while. Yu Narukami is a well-behaved young man, he shouldn't be any trouble at all. Really. (Persona 4 crossover)

Flung into a world of technology and fanatasy, bitter at the loss he suffered during the Fourth Great Shinobi War, can Uzumaki Naruto find happiness in Gaia?

When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU

Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.

Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.

After sacrificing it all and leaving himself a shell of what he used to be, living out a life as a meager human presses down on Ichigo more than the countless battles he's been through. So what is he to do when the opportunity to get it all back and then some comes? Take it or walk away? There's only one catch though...damning his soul.

Shirou is forced back in time to save Arturia from her downfall, though he doesn't know how or what to do about it. He's not a fighter, but an idealist. Is he supposed to use his ideals to oppose, or supplement Arturia's? Saber/Shirou

Following his victory over Aizen, a terrible blunder sends Ichigo across time to an odd mirror of the past where some of the most famous names in history have switched genders, and a young woman named Nobuna harbors ambitions grand enough to shake the country to its foundations. Can Ichigo survive such a war-torn world, or will he become just another casualty in Sengoku-Era Japan?

In which Ed goes off to teach alchemy at Hogwarts. Set after FMA Brotherhood. Ed still have his automail arm and alchemy.

Before the battle with Nergal, before the fight for Caelin, before her journey began, Lyn found a young man unconscious on the Plains of Sacae, only he wasn't a tactician or even from the same world. LegendofZeldaFireEmblem cross. Please R&R.

Lelouch thought his life over as the sword stabbed him. Instead, he woke up in a different world without his people, his power, and his money. Turning to the magic of this world to achieve his goals, Lelouch begins a crusade when the people he left behind are threatened. Even if it meant dying over and over again to achieve his goals.

Shirou sacrificed himself to take Gilgamesh with him, dropping both of them into the Holy Grail. So he should be dead, right? Then why does he have so many questions? Questions such as why is he still alive? Why is the moon shattered? What is a faunus?

It appeared out of nowhere and set itself up right next door to Hostess of Fertility. Odd people went in and out of the place. To say that Bell was intrigued was to say a squirrel wanted its acorn. On top of that, they promised to improve anyone with their combat or magic. So ... he tempted fate and entered.

Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.

Emiya Shirou was probably one of the single most talented magi alive, that much he knew for certain... his obscene Prana capacity was proof of that... then the Holy Grail war started and everyone would have their biggest challenge yet... Convincing the idiot he knew the First True Magic and getting him to realize that pretty much every girl was after him. Crack Fic. Shirou/many.

Born in ancient Greece, Perseus loses his mother at a young age to Zeus' rivalry with Poseidon. Rescued and raised by an unexpected goddess, Perseus is raised to be a warrior like only one other, his brother. On long term hiatus.

When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.

Issei is born centuries earlier and in a much different place. But with a new push looming in the Great War, what difference can one low-class Devil make, and more importantly to Issei, how will he gather a harem?

Naruto is woken from his endless sleep when the roof of his home collapses. He's always welcome to visitors but he doesn't appreciate them trying to cut his tails off, thank you very much. Kyuubi!Naruto. One-Shot. Naruto is Zillo Beast. Now includes Spin-Off: Dex's Diner

Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.

Dumbledore's answer when Minerva asked how he found the man who was hired to protect the Potter residence.

[One-Shot] x [One-Shot] Shirou Emiya - an ordinary boy who wants to be a hero. And to be a hero, one needs to be strong enough to save the people in need. However, when you are literally strong enough to win every battle with one punch, you notice that it's not quite as grand as it sounds... Now with additional Servant Puncher version! [FSN x One Punch-Man Crossover]

Gilgamesh takes Shirou down with him in the fight at Fuyuki River Bridge. Shirou's spirit is picked up not by Alaya or Gaia, but a forgotten god in a black tracksuit. One-shot.

The damage done by the Great Galactic War was far greater than expected, the planets they waged their battles on scarred and left uninhabitable for decades. Former enemies must work together for the sake of preservation. Or is something else at stake? Join the adventures of Captain Naruto Uzumaki in debauchery and exploring the unknown regions of space! Rated M for lemons!

Attention, all eleventh division shinigami. Please stop picking on the ninja. We are getting tired of cleaning up your blood.

Harry Potter had disappeared from Privet Drive before Petunia had ever woken in the morning. Now thirteen years later his name came out of the Goblet of Fire. What will the Wizarding World think of a Harry Potter raised by a civilization thought lost to tragedy

He could only blame himself for the predicament he was in, stuck in another world. But then again, Rin did call him an idiot. (Second Story Ever Written. Writing standards may not be consistent with current projects.)

The Persian Pantheon is at its end. All Persian demigods but one have been killed by the self-proclaimed "God-King" Xerxes. Now, Perseus, the last demigod, and the last of any who have ties to the Persian Pantheon is on his own. The first being who is truly free from anything including Fate itself. What will he do? Only time may tell. AU.

She is perfect. He isn't. Were they really twins? A short one-shot about Jaune if he didn't go to Beacon.

A dead man walks into a bar. Normally, this wouldn't be a problem.

Same story, a different Issei. Warnings! Extremely OOC. Grossly Overpowered Issei. Gary-stu Issei. Plot? What's that? Characters from other series shamelessly inserted in an awkwardly random manner. Harem, of course. DISCONTINUED/ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

When the White Council gets word that there might be some mysterious warlocks running around London, they send their elite team of experienced and finely trained wardens to deal with it. Or... they send out the unruly youngsters so the old folks can have their poker night. Take your pick. Rating is purely for occasional language and a little bit of not too graphic violence.

Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...

He fought during the First Nova Clash, fought for the future of humanity well paying his life as a price. Instead of dying as he thought he had, he slumbered, waiting for the time when mankind faces a crisis they cannot solve.

Dinosaur skeletons are rare and valuable. Abby (NCIS) will have none of Harry's (The Dresden Files) Tyrannosaurus-riding shenanigans.

When the Winter Knight comes to the rescue, are you actually being rescued? Ramirez finds out. Post Cold-Days.

Rias Gremory wasn't certain what to expect when she found herself in a hospital hearing the wish of a boy dressed all in black. She definitely was surprised by what the price of his wish would be.

Naruto somehow finds himself in another world, and desperate to find a way home he sets out to look for Dialga and Palkia the Legendary Pokemon of Space and Time. But as time progresses Naruto begins to ask the question of... Why Leave? Cynthia/ShironaXNaruto Now a series of (fluffy) one-shots. Chap 1 rewritten.

The title says it all.

As an inter-dimensional powerhouse, I truly doubt that Zeltrech would send only ONE person to another dimension. He is far, far, to much an annoying prick to stop at one. Slightly cracky.

Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?

A one shot reminder that Harry's life isn't all about getting beat up and losing people. Sometimes, he has fun, too.

"Allow me to show you Raiser Phenex, why the name Godou Kusanagi was both feared and revered back in my homeland. Why the titles of Rakshasa Raja, devil king, supreme lord, and Campione were given to those of my kind. Allow me to put the fear of god slayers into you."

Otherwise known as Team Slacker.

In the Universe, there are 3600 Sectors protected by the Police organization known as the Green Lantern Corps. After almost decade of service, the Green Lantern Naruto Uzumaki is recommissioned to Sector 2814, home to planet Earth. These are his stories.

Adam Jensen hasn't had a good day in ages. Today he's dealing with the press, his boss, and a murderous Illuminati hit squad. It's doubtful today will be any better.

Post-Inheritance: A look into the Leader of the Rider's life centuries after the end of Inheritance, while Arya attends the Rider's annual winter meeting. "Because you were the most beautiful thing I ever laid my eyes on." One-shot. Eragon/Arya.

Fone Bone receives an unexpected visit from his queen. Sometimes Thorn just needs to talk. AU Oneshot.

"The first time Jacuzzi Splot thinks about kissing Nice – properly kissing her, firmly on the mouth rather than bussing her cheek – he is fourteen and a quarter and she is radiant." In which Jacuzzi waits and wants, and might finally find his courage.

At the very end, Minato won't let Souji just give up. "You can still live." P4/3 spoilers.

"You know, when I signed on as a Warden, I thought there would be more riding undead dinosaurs, less making burritos. I could do this at home." It's breakfast time at Camp Kaboom.

Featuring two of the Bone Cousins, a holiday, alcohol, and an explosion!

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

The ending of Persona 3 through the eyes of the various S.E.E.S members. From that last fight to Graduation Day, right up to his final breath. MinatoxYukari AkihikoxMitsuru

"Harry looks surprised to see me, which isn't a surprise since I've never been to his house before." Spoilers through Small Favor.

Oliver Queen unwittingly takes the first steps to befriending the Question. Here's hoping his sanity can survive the trip.

Eragon broods over his future in Alagaësia and only Arya is able to provide consolation. One-shot Eragon/Arya.

Harry keeps shelling out for the Carpenter kids. Oneshot, futurefic.

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

Drabbles set within my story From the Ashes. Just a bunch of little ideas that did not quite make it into the main plot line. Mostly humorous.

Superman always has good intentions, but his latest brainstorm for helping the League improve itself is not working as smoothly as he hoped.

post-Storm Front. In the burning remains of Shadowman's house with Morgan hot on his heels, Harry makes a decision to run to the Nevernever and make good on his deal with Lea in order to save himself. Instead, he winds up working for Mab in a warzone...

A will of fire cannot be so easily denied. The continuing saga of Hiraku Kazama. Sequel to "From the Ashes."

He never has much to say, so she settles for watching him. Short Neku/Shiki.

After being left for dead, Naruto starts his new life, away from Konoha. Slight AU due to lack of specific information. Please read my Naruto Timeline, don't skip it. R&R Sequel is up.

Time skips forward a lot to me in the episode Question Authority, these are my ideas of what might have happened during those times.

It seemed, honestly, that Link's selflessness and his utter generosity made him the most notorious nobody in town. Zelink, oneshot.

AU oneshot. Zelink. It was so like Link to bring home a stray animal. In fact, if I hadn't known any better, I'd have thought he'd been out looking for the thing. But of course, he'd swear otherwise.

EdxRiza with tiny hints of Roy. SPOILERS - takes place after series. It was a perfect day, concluded Riza Hawkeye, to be outside. Which was why it came as such a complete and total surprise when the first bullet tore through her side. [complete]

Riza is having a frustrating day and Ed comes to the rescue in the most unlikely way. Oneshot.

Disguised as Sheik, Zelda goes to meet Link after his defeat of the Fire Temple. A peek into her psyche.